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- Herausgeber: Allison & Busby
- Kategorie: Krimi
- Sprache: Englisch
You know when you can have one those days at the office? You spill coffee on your keyboard, the finance director goes on an expenses rampage and then, before you know it, your favourite author is murdered. Don't you just hate when that happens? When Samantha Clair decides to publish journalist Kit Lovell's tell-all book on the death of fashion-designer Rodrigo Alemán, she can scarcely imagine the dangers ahead. Cue a rollercoaster ride into the dark realms of fashion, money-laundering and murder, armed with nothing but her e-reader and her trusty stock of sarcasm.
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Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014
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Contents
CHAPTER ONE
‘OH, JUST KILL me now!’ I didn’t shriek that out loud, just clenched my teeth more tightly. It was eight-thirty, and already the day couldn’t get much worse. I’m always at my desk by eight, not because I’m so wonderful, although I am, but because it’s the only time of day when no one asks me anything, when I can actually get on with some work, instead of solving other people’s problems.
Being a middle-aged, middling-ly successful editor has a downside that no one tells you about when you’re starting off. Publishing offices are run by middle-aged women like me. We will never be stars, but instead know dull things like how books are put together. We know how to find reliable proofreaders, what was done on that three-for-two promotion in 2010 and why it failed miserably, and even how to sweet-talk a recalcitrant designer into designing our book jackets instead of tweeting clips of his cat being adorable.
And so people ask you questions. They ask you all day. They text in meetings. They grab you in the corridor. They stop you in the street on your way to lunch. I’m only surprised that no one has followed me into the loo. Yet.
Luckily, most publishing people are not early risers, and from eight until at least nine-thirty, often ten, the place looks like the Mary Celeste, and I get through all those jobs that need complete concentration and yet are completely boring – checking jackets (remember the time some squiffy copywriter thought that The Count of Monte Cristo was The Count of Monte Carlo?) or reading the stuff the marketing department wants to send out (I know they can’t spell. It’s just always a shock to find they can’t cut-and-paste, either). In fact, on a good morning, I should be deeply aggravated by the time my assistant of the week staggers in.
Miranda was the current one, and to be fair to her, she’s lasted three months. Before her was Amanda. Then Melanie. Then – well, lots more Amandas and Melanies. Publishing from the outside is so glamorous they arrive in droves. Then they discover that it’s just office work, and that I don’t spend my days swanning around the Wolseley taking TV presenters for three-hour lunches to discuss their autobiographies. Worse, they discover that I’m glad I’m not swanning around the Wolseley taking TV presenters for etc. etc. So they move on, either to the publicity department (more parties), or to the star editors (more everything).
Miranda is impressive. She has mastered such essential skills as getting the right address on the right mailing of proofs. (I know, but the last Amanda looked at me like I murdered kittens when I suggested she give it a try.) She likes reading, not something that always happens. And, bless her tidy little heart, she’s a neatness freak, and files everything almost before I’ve put it down. It’s true, she never shows up before ten, and her retro neo-Goth make-up makes some of my authors pause, but it’s a small price to pay for someone who not only knows that M comes before N, but actually does something about it.
She wouldn’t be in for another hour and a half, though, and my jaw was already clenched tight. My dentist tells me that I ought to have one of those contraptions that you wear to bed, to stop you grinding your teeth. I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s the daytime that does it for me. Today’s gem was lurking for me first thing, a voicemail message from Breda, left last night after I went home, saying in a faux cheerful voice that she hoped I liked the new book, and when was she going to hear from me?
Good question. Because I hated the new book. David, the editor-in-chief and my boss, hated the new book. The publicity department was frankly appalled by the new book. None of us, in fact, knew what to do about the new book, which was so embarrassing a hot wave of shame washed over me every time I thought about it, which I did as little as possible.
Breda McManus was one of our star authors, and my starriest author. Regular as clockwork, every other January for the last twelve years, she had delivered a nice fat slab of a manuscript, filled with middle-class girls growing into middle-class women, overcoming middle-class problems on the way. We published them in September, ready for the Christmas market and they paid my salary, many times over.
They did well because Breda was exactly the kind of woman she wrote about. She was a secretary in a solicitor’s office in Galway and decided to write in her spare time. She now lived in a Georgian house with her husband, her children were grown, and she had decided that instead of redecorating the house she was going to redecorate her style. I felt exactly like one of those people on a makeover programme where they walk in and have to pretend to adore the fact that the walls have been covered with aluminium foil.
Because Breda delivered a chick-lit novel.
Not only was chick lit well past its sell-by date, so was Breda’s connection to twenty-year-olds. Hell, her children were in their forties. The damn thing was supposedly set in a poly (she hadn’t noticed they were turned into universities decades ago), but it was more like a school story. The characters didn’t quite have crushes on their teachers, and get up to ‘japes’ in ‘rec,’ but it was awfully close.
Lots of readers (including most of my colleagues) despise Breda’s books at the best of times. They love the literary fiction that we publish, and think that my sort of book is beneath contempt. I love literary fiction, too, but I also love what are called, usually dismissively, ‘women’s reads’. The fact that our literary fiction list has never paid its way, in the entire twenty-eight years of its life, is something we tactfully never mention. Instead the hip twenty-year-old du jour gets a huge publicity campaign, and once in forty or fifty writers we strike it lucky. In the meantime, Timmins & Ross makes its money every year on women like Breda.
Until now. So instead of reading proofs, checking marketing and publicity copy, and going through the schedules before our weekly progress meeting, I was on my fifth cup of coffee, which was something of a miracle when you consider how tightly my teeth were clenched.
I smelt French fries, but it couldn’t, surely, be ten o’clock already. Then I heard Miranda’s computer hum in the space outside my office where all the assistants are shoved in like battery hens. It was ten o’clock, and Miranda had evidently been out late the night before – the French fries and a Coke are her hangover cure. I collected the minutes for the meeting and headed out, whispering a tiny hello to Miranda, whose eyes were closed against the glare of her computer screen.
I hadn’t gone ten feet when her phone rang, and, wincing, she called after me, ‘Sam, there’s a Jacob Field in reception for you.’
‘Field? For me? Are you sure?’ She stared at me. On hangover days she had the energy to say everything only once. I didn’t know anyone named Jacob Field, and I don’t make appointments on Tuesday mornings because we always have a meeting then, from ten o’clock until everyone is too bored to go on – usually lunchtime. ‘I’ll go past reception – will you call David and tell him I’ll be a few minutes late?’ It was probably a friend of a friend, or someone who’d got my name somehow and was trying to flog a manuscript, no doubt about how his mother had abused him, or proving that his great-great-grandfather was Jack the Ripper. We don’t have to deal with real live members of the public often, but every now and again one sneaks under the radar. It wouldn’t take me long to get rid of him.
I walked briskly in to reception, smiling with my teeth bared. ‘Mr Field? How can I help you?’
He was a surprise. No scruffy manuscript, no lost-dog look.
Instead he was conservatively dressed, in student-y sort of way, a short, dark, stocky man in his early forties. He looked, in fact, like a publisher. I hesitated. Maybe he was an ex-colleague, and I was supposed to remember him? I looked again. Well-cut brown hair, nice brown eyes. In fact, generally just nice-looking, although it would have been difficult to put a finger on why. ‘Inspector Field.’
I was confused. What did he inspect? Drains? Schools? Oh God, not a novel about a schools inspector.
He must have seen that I’d missed a few steps, so he spoke kindly and gently, as one does to the hard-of-thinking. ‘Inspector Field. CID.’
Now I was totally lost.
He went on gamely, although he had realised he was going to get no help from me, as I was too dim-witted to know how to breathe without help. ‘Can we go somewhere to talk?’
He was right. Whatever he wanted, our reception area was no place to talk. ‘Area’ was really a polite fiction. It was a desk stuck in a niche carved out of the corridor, and as most of my colleagues were only now arriving, dozens of people were pushing past us, reaching over us to collect parcels left overnight, calling back and forth to one another.
I motioned him up the stairs, signalling confusion at Bernadette, the receptionist, whose raised eyebrows signalled in return that this was more interesting than usual.
Once back in my office I gestured to a chair and waited. He took his time, looking at the piles of manuscripts, the acres of files, the almost obsessively empty desk surface, and the absence of anything decorative at all: a blank white space.
He sighed, as though I’d requested the meeting, and this was the last place he wanted to be. When he finally spoke, his voice was as abrupt as his manner. ‘Thanks Ms Clair, can you tell me if you were expecting any parcels that have failed to appear?’
I mulled this gently for a moment. ‘Can I tell you about something that hasn’t happened?’ All right, I was being slow on the uptake. ‘I’m sorry,’ I said insincerely, ‘but could you tell me what we’re talking about? And why?’ I tried to find a way out. ‘I’m in the middle of a very busy morning. I should be in a meeting right now.’ His eyes narrowed at my very overt desire to avoid the meeting I was in, with him, and I softened my slightly schoolteacher-ish tone. ‘I’m really not sure who you are or why you want to talk to me.’
He shrugged, but now he was apologetic, not dismissive. ‘I’m investigating a car accident.’
That was no help. ‘An accident? CID? I don’t know anything about the workings of the police, but it seems, well, an over-reaction?’
He nodded. I wasn’t the first person to say that to him today, and his earlier snappish tone was explained: I wouldn’t be the last. I gave him that complicated shrughand-roll that says, Sorry your day is crap, but this is really nothing to do with me, now is it? He seemed to translate it without difficulty. ‘It’s an unusual hit-and-run.’ He went on, as if slightly surprised himself that he was telling me this. ‘There was an accident on the Hammersmith flyover, early yesterday morning. A courier was hit by a van that didn’t stop. It was wet and it looks like a straightforward hit-and-run, except that there were no parcels on his bike, and his list of deliveries for the day had vanished, too. Maybe the material vanished before the accident. Or maybe someone stole it afterward – no one saw it.’
‘What does the courier say?’
‘He doesn’t. He’s dead.’
I digested this in silence. Then, ‘How do I come into the picture?’
‘The list and deliveries vanished, but his office had a copy of his schedule. You were on it.’
‘Who was the parcel from?’
‘A mail shop. Without a tracking number or an order reference, they can’t tell us who sent it. They have a few thousand items going through every day.’ He clicked his pen. To business. ‘I realise this is a nuisance, but we’ll have to ask you to list everything that you are expecting.’
I gave a snort. ‘Expecting? Lists? Inspector, this is publishing. Schedules are’ – I searched for the word. ‘They’re what we would like to believe might happen.’ I could see he wasn’t following. ‘I have, I don’t know, a hundred, a hundred and fifty authors with contracts that I look after. Some are due to deliver now, but in my business “now” means …’ I tried to think how to explain it. ‘Have you ever watched when parents call their children in a playground? And the children shout “Coming!” and keep on doing whatever they were doing before?’ I widened my eyes and whispered, ‘Authors in the making!’ He smiled, which was an improvement, but I could see he didn’t think I was making a serious point. ‘Really. Most authors think that if they’ve delivered a manuscript within their lifetime it meets the legal definition of “on schedule.”’
His lips quirked, but what I was saying was also annoying him.
He wanted boxes to tick. Don’t we all, Sunshine, I told him. But only in my head. Outwardly I tried to look sympathetic and helpful, not merely curious and simultaneously wanting him to go away so I could get to my meeting. I made a helpless gesture. ‘I don’t know how to think about this – you’re asking me to tell you what hasn’t happened.’
He jotted something in his notebook. Thank God, one boxed ticked, at least. ‘If you think of anything, will you ring me, please?’
He gave me a card, I pointed him in the right direction down the rabbit warren of corridors and headed off to the meeting room.
As I slipped into my seat, murmuring an apology for my lateness, Ben was saying, ‘This is going to be really mega.’
If anything could have pushed a meeting with a detective out of my mind, it was Ben being mega. I hastily looked down at the minutes, because like Pavlov’s dog, all he had to do was say the word and I was ready. But the dogs only drooled when Pavlov rang his bell. I was worried that one more time and I’d roll up my minutes and assault him with them, all the while shrieking ‘The word is big, you little toad. Big!’ As you may be able to tell, Ben and I already have problems. Ben is twenty-six, and this is his first job. He is small, weedy, and terribly, terribly serious about his work. His. Not anyone else’s. He despises everyone else’s. He has, however, produced our only literary fiction in the last two years that has sold over five thousand copies, so people listen to him. Which is a pity, since he doesn’t really have anything to say.
I’ve made an effort with him, truly I have. When he arrived, fresh-faced and eager-beaver-ish, straight down from Oxford, I took him out to lunch. I nearly drowned in my soup as I dozed off while he told me in detail about his life to that point. Even someone as self-absorbed as Ben noticed I was bored, although naturally he didn’t think it was anything to do with him. We didn’t repeat the lunch.
He is a good reader, and he spots trends, but everything for him is mega. Ben has never bought a book because he thought it would be a nice steady seller. His books either fail miserably (often), or they earn enough to be partly worth the ridiculous advances he pays (sometimes). Ben has major-league Big Dick Syndrome – if a book doesn’t cost several times the GDP of many third-world countries, then he doesn’t think it can be worth anything.
‘Sam?’
I looked fixedly at the minutes, as though still trying to find my place. ‘Yes, I see your point.’ Translation: No, I don’t. ‘The proposal was quite interesting.’ Translation: It was barely three pages long, one entire page of which was about the author. Who was still at school. ‘But shouldn’t we ask to see a sample chapter?’ Translation: We don’t know if the child can write.
An exasperated sound from Ben. ‘Look, Sam, there is major interest in this, and we’ve only got this far because his agent likes me.’
Of course the agent likes him. Ben pays top dollar for very little on paper. I’d like him, too, in those circumstances. I don’t know why I bother. We’re going to buy this book, and I’m going to have to be nice to the little shit, and pretend I like his novel whether I do or not. Then it will fail and the next little shit will be along. Like buses. I stared at the wall behind Ben. I couldn’t look at him. I wasn’t sure I could look at the wall much longer, either. It was grey and dingy and peeling. Over the years people had pinned up notices and pulled them down again. Dozens of bits of Sellotape were all that remained, gradually yellowing and growing old. I felt the same. Our offices in general were not particularly attractive, but the meeting room was the worst. It was a small partitioned area of what had once been a bigger room. The furniture was all 1960s style, and it must have been described as ‘fun’ or ‘cheerful’ in the furniture catalogue, but in reality orange-moulded plastic is never a good look. Orange-moulded plastic that had half a century of dirt covering it didn’t bear thinking about. I continued to stare at the wall, otherwise I’d have to look at Ben.
A phone was nudged to where I could see the screen without moving my head, and a finger tapped at it to get my attention. Sandra, the publicity director, and one of my closest friends in-house. I let my eyes float down. Wnkr, said the text. It wasn’t going to change anything, but it made me feel better. I considered. Probably about half the people around the table – maybe eight or ten – thought the same as I did, either about Ben himself, or this book in particular. Of those, possibly four or five had been paying attention, the others either openly doing e-mails or just reading on their iPads until the meeting got around to a book that directly concerned them. Three others were chatting openly, about a lunch they’d all been to, nothing to do with work, officially. But maybe it was – work in publishing is often indistinguishable from chat, and chat was what we did all day.
The two from production, who were there only to deal with schedules, weren’t even doing that – even from my end of the table I could see they were playing a rousing game of hangman. And I’d lose a few more if I continued to argue, not because anyone disagreed, just because they were desperate for the meeting to end. I let my attention drift. If you can’t beat ’em …
‘Well,’ said David brightly. ‘If we’re all agreed.’
I woke out of my dream. ‘Please. We really do need to talk about Breda.’ I knew I sounded sad and desperate, but that’s only because I was. We did need to talk about Breda, but there wasn’t anything to say. If we refused this book, she’d go to another publisher; if we published it and it got the reaction it deserved, she would take her next book elsewhere, too, despite the relationship I’d nurtured for over a decade.
Everyone looked embarrassed, and got up to go, as though I hadn’t said anything at all.
So we had to buy this book, and it was up to me to turn it into something that wouldn’t make her a laughingstock. A success would be beyond me, but maybe I could engineer a quiet, genteel sort of failure.
Miranda had turned up my heater before I came back, which meant she was beginning to recover. Timmins & Ross is in four Georgian houses, which have been knocked together into one highly confusing interior in a turning just off Great Russell Street, behind the British Museum. They are lovely houses from the outside, but the inside has not seen much work done to them in the last century. They do have plumbing, it’s true, but they don’t have central heating, and the beautiful sash windows let in gales even in the summer. In winter it’s often warmer outside.
My office is a partitioned bit of what must have once been a drawing room, because it has a huge window, which is great unless you care about your extremities. If I keep an electric fan heater on full blast from eight, which officially we’re not allowed to do, by noon I can usually manage with just one sweater.
Before I’d even sat down, Miranda’s head was around the door. ‘So what was that all about?’
‘What was what all about?’ She’s smart, but she can’t possibly have known I’d fantasised about assaulting Ben with the acquisition meeting minutes.
She thought I was stonewalling, and wasn’t going to have it. ‘The police?’ she nudged.
My eyes popped wide. ‘Good lord, I’d forgotten.’ I gestured her in. I outlined the conversation and asked her to check delivery dates for both new manuscripts, even though most came electronically, and proofs, which didn’t. She nodded, but her mind wasn’t on it. ‘A hit-and-run? Really?’
‘That’s what I said. But maybe that’s the way the police work. God knows, he didn’t believe me when I told him how publishing worked.’
I shrugged and turned to my desk. And then swore comprehensively when I saw my e-mail was down. Already on her way back to her desk, Miranda called through the wall that it was the entire company, so it should be fixed relatively quickly. Meanwhile my voice mail was stuffed, in only an hour. Breda. Breda’s agent. Marketing, asking why I hadn’t approved copy they’d sent down a whole ten minutes earlier. Two copy editors who weren’t going to make their deadlines. A proofreader touting for work. My mother. And Kit, three times.
Kit Lovell is one of my favourite authors. He is a fashion journalist, he is efficient, he is professional, he meets his deadlines, and he is the best gossip on the planet. I don’t usually do his sort of book – quick-and-dirty low-downs on the rich and famous – but he came to me through a friend, and he’s been a constant delight. But it was unlike him to keep calling. If he had got some really hot gossip, he’d leave a message and then I wouldn’t be able reach him because he would be busy calling the immediate world while it was still fresh. Maybe that’s why we’d become friends so quickly – like publishers, Kit lived off chatter.
I had his latest manuscript, which his typist e-mailed to me two weeks earlier – Kit was above such mundanities as computers – and I’d already told him how much I loved it, so it couldn’t be that. Whatever it was, he took precedence over my mother, and he absolutely took precedence over Breda that week. I put the phone on automatic redial, hoping his gossip wasn’t so hot that it took him the whole morning to work through his contacts list.
In the meantime, I had to start preparing his book. It didn’t need much editing from me – Kit’s work never did – but like all of his books, it would have to go to a libel lawyer before we sent it out for copyediting. It was not that Kit was reckless, it was just a by-product of the kind of books he wrote. Most people in business have things that they don’t want the world to know, even if they’ve never so much as crossed the road against the lights. People in the fashion business, which is built entirely on appearances, really don’t want the world to know how they got to where they were. What Kit supplies is the true story, which as he says sweepingly, ‘everyone’ knows. But the ‘everyone’ of the fashion business, and the ‘everyone’ who reads a Sunday newspaper, where Kit’s books usually get serialised, are not the same thing, and his subjects often objected. Strenuously. With lawyers.
The three rules of checking for libel are short and sweet. Is the reported incident true? Can we prove it? Then the most important one: Can the subject afford to sue, whether it’s true or not? With fashion houses owned by multinationals, the answer to the questions were yes, yes, and yes. So far as I could see, taking a dispassionate look at it, our troubles with this book began on the title page. Kit had called his biography The Gilded Life and Tarnished Death of Rodrigo Alemán. Alemán was Spain’s most prominent (only?) international star on the fashion scene. He had been brought in to put the ailing French couture house of Vernet back on its feet after Jules Vernet’s retirement. And he did, although in a way that probably hastened Vernet’s death – hip-hop and trance at the shows, ads featuring semi-naked models in soft-core pornographic poses. He’d created a diffusion range, with lower-priced clothes than the standard prêt-a-porter, and then began opening boutiques across the world to sell them in.
Most of this was no different from any other fashion house, but everything Alemán did was brasher, brighter, bolder – and bigger. There were questions about how the gigantic warehouses he called boutiques managed to survive, given that most days you could shoot a cannon off in any one of them without risking harm to a paying customer. His lavish parties always got into the glossy magazines, but the actress-model-whatevers all borrowed his dresses, they didn’t buy them. And short of hookers, who couldn’t afford them, it wasn’t clear to anyone who would want to.
All fashion stories are stories of money and excess. And money and fame. And money. And, in this case, violent death.
I tried Kit one last time. Still busy. Instead of gossiping I took the manuscript along the hall to David’s office. David Snaith is our editor-in-chief, so he has an office that isn’t a partitioned bit, but is what must have once been a morning room: a good-sized, east-facing room. Nothing could look less like a social environment than its present incarnation, however. David has kept every single piece of paper that has ever crossed his desk, and most of them are not filed, but thrown into trays, to be dealt with at some mystical ‘later’ time. When the tray is filled, and starts to overflow, he just slings it onto a shelf where it moulders gently for the next few years, with additional trays thrown on top as they fill up in turn. When they all fall over David nudges them back into a heap with his foot as he walks past, but that’s the only attention they ever get. The books and spilt papers lie in heaps, and you have to walk through the snowdrifts of memos. If you stick to the little cleared pathways, and the one empty chair, you’re fine. If more than one person comes in for a meeting, they are given a spare chair by David’s assistant. It is much easier to carry one in than to try and excavate the ones that are already there, buried.
I tried not to get depressed when I sat down. David and I are temperamentally opposed, and it is hard for us to communicate. He has been at Timmins & Ross for nearly thirty years, ever since he left university, working his way up to editor-in-chief, which he had achieved about a decade before. He is going to stay here for the rest of his life, and they will have to carry him out feet first, probably in the same bin liners the old papers are taken away in.
I shook myself. These kind of thoughts were not helpful in getting him onside. David is so cautious, anything out of the ordinary has to be approached full-frontally, otherwise he will duck and run, pretending it isn’t there.
‘It’s about Kit’s book,’ I said baldly. ‘We are going to have to give this more than our usual once-over.’
‘Is it so bad?’ David already looked hunted.
‘It’s not bad. In fact, it’s terrific. It’s just that all the fun stuff, the stuff everyone will want to read – and the stuff newspapers will pay big money for – is exactly what everyone concerned wants to keep hidden.’
‘But surely no one denies Alemán was murdered? Isn’t that why we bought the book?’
‘No one denies it. Except his family. Vernet. Oh, and the police. Apart from them, everyone, as you say, knows it was murder.’
‘Do they think it was an accident? How is that possible?’
‘It isn’t. They don’t. They just want it to be one. And they think if they say so loud enough, and often enough, gradually we’ll forget what really did happen.’
‘So what did really happen? I’m not much for fashion news. I read the proposal, but that was last year. I can’t remember them all.’
I tried not to look impatient. ‘David, this was all over the front pages for weeks. Cut down to the basics, Alemán was coming home from a club in a Paris suburb at five o’clock one morning when a car screeched out of a turning, drove up onto the pavement, hit him hard enough that his body flew over the top and bounced off the back window, at which point the driver backed up and ran over it again. Apparently a belt-and-braces type of killer.’
‘There were witnesses?’
‘Five. And two were bodyguards, so they were sober. But somehow their first statements vanished, and once the Vernet lawyers got there, they saw, I believe, a little old lady who was confused about which was the brake pedal and which the accelerator. Although she was clever enough to drive a car with fake number plates, and then vanish.’
‘How can anyone believe that?’
‘No one does. But as far as Vernet and Alemán’s family is concerned, that was the inquest verdict, and the papers are too scared of being sued to print anything else.’
‘Why aren’t we too scared, then?’ David was looking at me like a puppy that’s just made a mess in the house, but hopes that if he looks cute enough, it could be overlooked. David wasn’t cute enough.
‘Kit has done some extraordinary research: early police reports, witness statements that were suppressed, witnesses who were mysteriously never contacted by the police.’
‘Bottom line, what’s he saying?’
‘Organised crime. It’s not phrased that way, naturally. He says there is a dodgy bank and companies laundering money through Vernet. Not that anyone at Vernet knew about it. Maybe Alemán didn’t, either. Or didn’t want to. But it’s what kept the company afloat. That’s how the boutiques survived without customers. Everyone knew. Only no one did.’
‘Does Kit have enough for us to publish safely?’
‘More than enough. Names, dates, copies of invoices for goods never supplied – never even manufactured – with corresponding bank statements for cash received. Lots of cash received. Millions every month.’
‘How did Kit get it all?’
‘I haven’t asked and I don’t intend to. He assures me he has broken no laws, and I believe him. Everything else is for him and the lawyers to sort out.’
David looked pained. ‘Is there something about you that just magnetically attracts trouble?’
I bristled. ‘This isn’t trouble. It just needs a legal read.’
If I could go back now and erase the dumbest thing I’ve ever said in my whole life, it would be that.
CHAPTER TWO
BY SIX O’CLOCK I’d had it. Our e-mail was still down, despite everyone screaming at IT every five minutes. Possibly it was still down because everyone was screaming at IT every five minutes. Either way, we had been reduced to trying to read contracts and check jacket copy on our phones, and we were all fed up. There was a launch party for the newest wunderkind’s novel, but I couldn’t face slogging down to the Aquarium, this year’s hip place for parties, to drink warm white wine and see the same people I’d just left in the office. I packed it in and headed for home.
One of the perks of my job is a car, but it’s not something I take advantage of, mainly because I don’t drive. I know from being driven that you don’t actually get anywhere in London any faster by car. It’s more pleasant, because you’re insulated from people, you can have Radio 3 on instead of listening to the thirty-six different beats leaking out from the earphones of a carriage-worth of plugged-in commuters, it gives you a little bubble to decompress in at the end of the day. But you don’t save time.
This, at least, is what I say when people ask. In reality, I can drive, I just don’t. I am, probably, the worst driver on the planet. When I was growing up in Canada I assumed, like all North American children, that the day after I turned sixteen I would take driving lessons, and four weeks later, voila, the driving fairy would tap me with her wand. And, up to a point, that is what happened. Well, not the fairy bit, but everything else. I took lessons, I got a licence. Then my first day out, I sideswiped a parked car. Don’t worry, everyone said, we all do that. So I went out again. A car hit me. That was it. I figured a third time someone would get killed, and it would probably be me. I didn’t drive for years, until a holiday in the States made it a necessity. My friends took me around the first day, showing me the layout of the town. I hit a FedEx van.
My so-called friends claim that it was a lorry, and that I knocked it into a ditch. This is a vicious lie. It was a van, and I only dinged it, and I shall maintain this to my dying day. But whatever it was, and whatever I did to it, that was the end of my driving career. Enough. Some things I’m good at, some things I’m not. I can live with that, and in London it isn’t really crucial. I’m happy enough on public transport most days, and if I’m late or tired or fed up I get a cab. I live close enough to the centre of town for it to be affordable.
It was raining when I left the office, the kind of thin, persistent drizzle that London specialises in in February, despite the fact that it had been March for several weeks. It seemed set to continue this way well into April. I turned up my collar, shifted my bookbag onto my shoulder and made a run for the Tube station.
There weren’t any seats, of course. I considered myself lucky to find a square inch of space near the Plexiglas divider by the door. I braced myself against it, my arms crossed tight across my body to hang on to my bag and not take up more than my fair share of space in this oversized sardine tin. There was no space to hold a book in front of me, but by craning my neck I could read over the shoulder of the woman sitting on the other side of the divider. She had that morning’s Daily Mail, so it was a story on the idiocies of the royal family, and how to lose ten pounds in ten minutes. Then she turned the page, and a picture of a horribly mangled motorbike was spread across two pages, with a standard hyperbolic headline: THE WORST ACCIDENT BLACKSPOT IN BRITAIN? It was only when I read down the page that I realised this was the accident Inspector Field had been investigating. I turned quickly away, straight into the armpit of a man bopping unselfconsciously to his earphones. Still, better than looking at the twisted metal. I resolutely stayed that way until I was finally extruded from the train at my station.
I’d moved to the flat I live in now when I first came to London, nearly twenty years ago. It was a flat share with three friends from university, the ground floor of a fairly dilapidated house in a fairly dilapidated bit of London not too far (not nearly far enough) from Camden market. Gradually the others had all moved on and out – new partners with flats of their own, marriage and children, jobs in other parts of the country – and five years ago I had bought the flat as a sitting tenant. With the others gone, over the years I’d knocked down walls, restored the floorboards, ripped out the old kitchen and bathroom, turning it from a scruffy student makeshift into a wonderfully empty, open space.
Now the flat is so much a part of me I can’t imagine being anywhere else. It is a quiet, white, open space, with big windows and wonderful south light pouring in for most of the day. Although I can’t say that the area has improved – how can it with fifteen thousand adolescents wandering through in search of leather trousers every weekend? – it is a pleasant mix of young couples just starting out, professionals who like the slightly raffish tone, and people who were born in the area, and think gentrification is something that happens when you move to an old-age home.
Anthony and Kay Lewis, with their five-year-old son Bim, live above me, with Mr Rudiger on the top floor. Mr Rudiger never goes out. His daughter drops off his shopping a few times a week, and runs errands for him. In the twenty years I’ve lived here, I’ve only seen him twice: once when I needed to turn off the water in the whole building so the plumber could do some work, and I went up to warn him, the second time to discuss reroofing the house. There doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with him, and he was perfectly pleasant, but he made it plain he liked being alone up there.
Anthony and Kay are different. They’re both actors, and therefore are around a lot more than most. This suits me fine, as they are happy to take parcels in for me, sort out metre readers, and water my garden when I’m away. In exchange Bim plays in my garden, and I pretend I can’t hear him screaming. We enjoy each other’s company without needing to be too close, which is my preference. About once every six months they come down for Sunday brunch, or to a dinner party. That’s the extent of it.
I’ve been alone in the house for two years now. Before that Peter and I lived here together, but that had broken up messily when I got promoted. He’s an academic, and he didn’t like me earning more than he did. He thought I was on a glitzy media-track career – which showed how little attention he paid to what I did – and he didn’t approve. At least, that was part of it. I think by the end basically we just didn’t like each other very much. We didn’t dislike each other. It’s just that if I met him at a party and saw him the way I saw him by the end of our relationship, I wouldn’t have bothered to listen to his name when he was introduced. I can’t say I miss him. Sometimes on a summer Sunday I think it would be nice to have someone to go swimming with at Hampstead ponds. If that’s all after a decade of living together, it’s definitely time to move on. So we did.
Kay and Bim were on their way out when I arrived home. We traded smiles, and I was just putting my key in the door when she said, ‘You forgot to tell me about the workmen.’
I turned. Bim jumped into a particularly tempting puddle and I stepped back hastily. ‘Workmen?’
‘Yeah, you forgot to tell me. Anthony was at home this morning when they came for your key.’
‘Workmen? Key?’
‘Bim, darling, stop that.’ Kay hooked her finger into Bim’s hood, and looked at me doubtfully. Bim ignored her, reaching blissfully with a booted toe for the same puddle. ‘They said you’d told them to get the key from us. But I had it with me on my key ring and because you’d forgotten to tell me, Anthony couldn’t let them in.’
‘What workmen?’ I was sounding repetitive, but it was the only thing I could get hold of.
‘I don’t know what workmen – Anthony,’ she called upstairs as we went into the hall, ‘who were the workmen?’ She didn’t wait for an answer, instead snapping back to me, confused. ‘If you don’t know, who were they?’
‘I don’t know. But no one I know.’
After dinner I tried Kit again – not work this time, just to chat. We had played telephone tag all day: He rang when I was on the phone, by the time I called him back his line was engaged again. Since he persists in refusing to learn how to use a computer, I couldn’t even e-mail him, and gossip doesn’t really carry via text.
Finally. ‘Hello!’ said Kit, in a startled voice. He always answers that way – as though the phone is a wonderful toy that will bring him endless good things. As of course it will, for someone who lives on gossip.
‘It’s me.’
‘Well, where have you been?’ Kit talks in italics.
I ignored this insult to my intelligence. ‘What’s up?’
‘God, I don’t even know where to begin. Alemán’s family have been stirring again.’
‘Stirring?’
‘You know, not talking directly to me – they haven’t done that since I started researching – but dropping hints to people: “I hear Kit Lovell, poor thing, has signed a big contract for this book, and isn’t turning anything up,” or “Did you hear that Kit had to go dry out at that place in California?” Basically, the full range, from I’ve got nothing, to I’m mad, a lush, doped to the eyeballs, or possibly all four.’
‘What’s the harm? Basically, they know you’ve got the goods and they’re scared. But they can’t do anything about it. Can they?’
‘No, of course not. Vernet can refuse me access to their shows, but not having reviews in the Sunday News is more damaging to Alemán’s replacement, and Vernet, than it is to me. In fact, having to look at that awful boy’s awful stuff would damage me more. How he got through fashion college I’ll never know, although I know exactly how he got his job, and doesn’t he hate me for that.’
Kit knows everything about everyone. Sometimes I’m glad my private life is so dull, because the thought of him passing on any juicy bits, making them juicier as they do the rounds, is too terrible – and he likes me. What he does to people he doesn’t like doesn’t bear thinking about.
‘Ki-it.’ It’s not easy to keep him focused. ‘They can’t do anything, Vernet are doing themselves more harm than they’re doing you. What’s the problem?’
‘Someone’s been in my house.’
‘What? What do you mean? You were burgled?’
‘No, that would be straightforward. Someone’s been here, but nothing is missing. You know how when you live alone a place just has a smell, almost an aura?’
I’d have disputed this flight of fancy, if he weren’t also right.
‘I came in, and it was different. I thought I was being imaginative, but I looked around, and the place had been searched. Tidily, but searched all the same. A drawer I never shut entirely, because the handle is loose, was closed. The cushions were plumped up, the way I always do them, but two of them were reversed, which I wouldn’t do. Things that no one who isn’t tidy would notice, or no one who lives with someone else. But I’m tidy and alone.’
I’m the same. When you live by yourself you have an unconscious expectation of how things will be. When that expectation is disrupted it’s very noticeable.
‘Did you call the police?’
‘Oooh, what a splendid idea.’ He slid into a falsetto. ‘“Officer, someone broke into my house, leaving no visible signs, turned all my cushions over and pouf! Vanished.” Sam, I’m camper than a row of pink tents. How seriously do you think they’ll take my cushion trauma?’
Camper than an entire Boy Scouts’ jamboree, actually. ‘Hmm. But even if they don’t take it seriously, at least there’ll be a record if you are burgled later.’
‘Which they then won’t take seriously because I’m the queen with the chintz fixation.’
‘All right, all right. Was anything taken?’
‘No, but there’s nothing here. I’m camp, not a fool. All the notes for the book are at my solicitor’s.’
‘Any way of finding out who your sources are from a phone book? Old phone bills?’
‘My phone book was with me, and you know I never keep bills.’
I do. I’ve never met anyone like Kit. He claims never to have opened a bill since he left university. His bank pays them, and he isn’t interested in finding out if he’s being overcharged, or someone is racking up bills on a stolen card number. I’m fascinated, but he’s not bankrupt yet, so I guess it works for him.
‘I don’t understand. Do you think his family did this? Would they even know how?’
‘No, not the family. But don’t forget that Vernet is plenty worried – money-laundering allegations will not exactly float their corporate overlords’ boat. And the police who allowed themselves to agree that it was an accident aren’t going to be thrilled.’
‘You think the police broke in?’
‘Grow up, Sam, would you? What do you think, that the police spend their shifts saying “Evening all” and helping old ladies across the street? The French police covered up a murder. The people involved in the cover-up probably don’t even know why, but it’s not the kind of thing they want the world to know. And the people actually profiting from the system won’t be much happier. Even if they’ve lost their front man, the method was good, it worked – they don’t want that exposed.’
I paused.
‘What are you thinking about?’ he asked testily. ‘You know I’m right.’
‘I’m sure you are.’ I was pacific. ‘It’s just – this sounds so melodramatic, but then so does burglary by the police, and money laundering, and—’ I was babbling. I pulled myself together. ‘A CID inspector came to T & R this morning.’
‘He did? What for?’
In passing, I longed to challenge Kit’s automatic assumption that the visitor had been a man, but he had been, and anyway this was not the time. ‘He was investigating the death of a motorcycle courier. A hit-and-run, except all of his deliveries were gone. I was on his schedule. I told him I had no way of knowing who might be sending me something, but now the hard copy of your manuscript seems a likely candidate.’
There was a silence. Then, ‘It sounds possible, doesn’t it.’
‘Will you ask your typist to let me have the details of what she sent, and when? I’ll pass it along.’
He made noises that indicated he was going through his phone book to get her number.
