A Self-Made Thief E-Book

Hulbert Footner

• Herausgeber: Ktoczyta.pl
• Kategorie: Krimi
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2022

Beschreibung

A strange and inescapable force lures Frank Heberdon, socially prominent young lawyer, on to life of crime, and he finds his lovely rescuer in a denizen of the underworld where they join forces. The development of Frank’s criminal career and the way he goes from theft and blackmail to drugs and finally murder makes as thrilling and absorbing a tale as Hulbert Footner ever wrote – with a smashing surprise at the very end.

Leseprobe

Contents

I. THE WAGER

II. PREPARATIONS

III. HOW IT PANNED OUT

IV. THE WHARF-RAT

V. THE ALIBI

VI. DAY-DREAMS

VII. ACTION

VIII. 23 DEEPDENE ROAD

IX. SHOP TALK

X. ALCORNE

XI. THE FIRST SHOT

XII. THE GAMBLING- HOUSE

XIII. A PAST MASTER'S JOB

XIV. THE UNION CENTRAL HOLD- UP

XV. AT MADAME CORIOLI'S

XVI. HEBERDON PROPOSES

XVII. ALCORNE GETS SQUARE

XVIII. THE WEDDING PARTY

XIX. THE BARAGLIESI CUP

XX. HEBERDON GOES TO BALTIMORE

XXI. HEBERDON LEASES A HOUSE

XXII. AFTERMATH

XXIII. THE OTHER MAN

XXIV. THE PLOT

XXV. THE PLOT IS PUT INTO EFFECT

XXVI. BEGINNING OF THE END

I. THE WAGER

IN the little card-room upstairs at the staid old Chronos Club on Gramercy Park a heated argument was going on. It was late on a night something like two years ago, and a long succession of refreshments from the bar downstairs was, without doubt, contributing to the heat. Heberdon, Spurway, Hanwell and Nedham, excellent fellows all, and good friends, had become involved in a discussion which had nothing to do with the game of bridge, and the cards were now lying unheeded on the table, while the players scowled and shook their fingers at each other, and otherwise went through the absurd pantomime of gentlemen annoyed with each other.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about!”

“Oh, I don’t, don’t I? Do you?”

“You talk as if you were the fount of all wisdom, and we were humble worshippers at the shrine.”

“Your metaphors are mixed.”

“Give us credit for some sense, Frank.”

“I will, when you show any.”

And so on. It appeared not to be a battle royal, but a case of three against one, Heberdon being the one. He was making certain asseverations on the subject of crime and criminals which the others violently and scornfully combated. Heberdon was a lawyer in his early thirties, a good-looking man of a pale, correct and regular cast of features, and of a demeanour exact and punctilious to match. He appeared to be the calmest of the quartet, but it was a calmness more apparent than real; he had his features under better control, that was all.

Like most men of his type, his cold and inscrutable exterior concealed an unbounded egoism and a mule like obstinacy. Opposition put him in a cold fury contradict him often enough, and he would go to any lengths to justify himself. This weakness of character was well known to his friends, and in the beginning they had had no object, save to amuse themselves by baiting him, but in doing so, as is not infrequently the case, they had lost their own tempers–all about nothing.

It had started innocently enough. Heberdon, shuffling the cards, had remarked in accents of scorn, “I see the police have got Corby.”

“Who’s Corby?” Spurway had asked. Spurway was a pink and portly stockbroker. His ideas were few, but he repeated them often. He was the noisiest of Heberdon’s opponents.

“The hold-up man who got six thousand from a customer of the Eastern Trust Company three days ago.”

Heberdon’s ideas on the subject of crime were a source of diversion to his friends. Spurway had winked at the others. “What do you care?” he asked.

“Nothing,” was the indifferent reply. “Only, one hates to see such a display of foolishness. Why, he got clean away with his six thousand without leaving a clue. Six thousand for, maybe, three minutes’ work! How long do we have to sweat for six thousand, working honestly?”

“Oh, well, I guess honest work’s easiest in the end,” Spurway had remarked virtuously.

“It is, if you’re a born fool,” said Heberdon tartly.

“If he left no clue, how did they land him?” asked Nedham idly. Nedham was also a lawyer, but of a very different type from Heberdon, a large, blond, slow and reliable sort of fellow, with eyes set wide apart in his head and a benignant cast in one of them; in short, a man cut out by nature to be the trusted repository of wills and family skeletons.

“The conceited fool wrote a letter to the newspapers, bragging of his crime.”

“Corby a friend of yours?” Hanwell had asked dryly. He was an advertising man, dark, slender and quick. He dealt mostly in personalities, and he knew best how to get under Heberdon’s thin skin.

“Don’t be an ass, Han.”

“Well, you seem to take it to heart, his getting pinched.”

“It’s nothing, of course, but one hates to see a neat bit of work spoiled by stupid conceit.”

“Why don’t you set up a correspondence course in crime, Frank?” Hanwell had asked at this juncture.

Heberdon ignored the flippant query. The laughter of the others annoyed him excessively.

“Oh, well, I expect if they hadn’t got him one way they would in another,” Spurway remarked in his heavy way. “A crook hasn’t got a chance in the world. The dice are loaded against him.”

Now, Heberdon’s hobby was crime and criminals. He possessed quite an extensive library on such matters, and he had likewise gone deeply into the correlated subjects of police methods, locks, disguises, et cetera. He looked upon himself as an expert authority, and, therefore, it greatly increased his irritation to hear a stupid fellow like Spurway laying down the law.

“That shows how little you have thought about it,” he had retorted. “That’s the impression the police like to give out. That’s what we tell ourselves in order to feel comfortable. As a matter of fact, the exact reverse is the truth. Wealth is wide open. All a man has to do is to help himself. With the most ordinary horse sense a crook would run no greater risks than a man in a so-called honest business.”

It was these extreme statements which had really started the fray. “Come off!” they cried derisively. “What kind of dope do you use?”

“Oh, when you can’t answer an argument it’s easy to become abusive!” retorted Heberdon with his irritating superior air.

“The movies have softened your brain!” suggested Spurway.

“I’m not interested in the movie brand of crime,” returned Heberdon coldly. “I know something about the real thing.”

“But according to the statistics a very great proportion of crimes are solved and the perpetrators punished,” remarked Nedham.

“A very great proportion of crimes never get into the newspapers or into the statistics,” said Heberdon. “In such cases it is to the interest both to those who have suffered and to the police to conceal them. Even if your argument were well founded it would only prove that criminals have no more sense than other men. I said if he had horse sense.”

“In your opinion there’s only one really sensible man honest or dishonest,” remarked Hanwell dryly. Heberdon ignored him.

“Haven’t we got ten thousand police in this town?” demanded Spurway. “How do they occupy themselves?”

“Ten thousand patrolmen,” corrected Heberdon. “They have nothing to do with solving crime. That’s in the hands of the few hundred men in the Central Detective Bureau. All they do is to look wise and wait for a crook to betray himself.”

“It’s just a cheap popular stunt to run down the police,” observed Spurway. “I don’t take any stock in it.”

“I’m not running down the police,” said Heberdon. “I suppose they do all they can. But what can they do? In fiction, of course, the super-detective performs amazing feats of analysis and deduction, but you’ve got to remember that the author planned it all out in advance and was able to make things come out just the way he pleased. In life, detectives are just ordinary human beings. If a crook makes his getaway without leaving any clue, the sleuths are up a tree, aren’t they? They can’t get messages out of the air!”

“There’s always a clue!”

“There needn’t be, if the crook has good sense.”

“That’s all right as far as it goes,” said Nedham in his slow way; “but you overlook the fact that the whole of society is organised on a law-abiding basis. That is to say, every one of us is behind the policeman, while every hand is raised against the crook He’s at a hopeless disadvantage.”

“Not at all,” retorted Heberdon. “It’s only the consciousness of our helplessness that makes us stand behind the police. It’s the policeman that’s at a disadvantage. The crook prepares his plans in secrecy; he can take as much time as he wants. Every crime is a surprise sprung on society, a fresh riddle to be guessed. It’s easier to make a riddle for others to solve than to solve other people’s riddles, isn’t it?”

“It’s not only a question of being caught,” said Nedham. “When a man kicks over the traces he becomes an outcast, a stray dog; all the decencies of life are out of his reach.”

Heberdon, in his anger, went a little further than he intended. “When a man kicks over the traces he becomes free!” he cried. “He is no longer subject to the absurd and galling rules that bind us down. He lives his own life!”

The other three stared at him in a startled way.

“The policeman has the telephone, the telegraph, the newspapers to help him.” Spurway spoke with the air of one laying down an unanswerable proposition.

“Sure,” said Heberdon, “so has the crook. Especially. the newspapers. For the newspapers print all the doings of the police, and the crook only has to read them to keep one move ahead.”

“But organised society–” began Nedham still pursuing his own line of thought.

“All bluff and intimidation!” interrupted Heberdon. “A man only has to defy what you call organised society to discover how helpless it is!”

“You seem to know,” put in Hanwell dryly. Heberdon turned slightly paler. “Can’t you engage in a discussion without descending to personalities?” he demanded.

It would be tedious to report the entire discussion. As in all such controversies, once they had set forth their ideas, the participants had nothing to do but repeat them, making up in increased emphasis what their statements lacked in freshness. It soon became a hammer-and-tongs’ affair of flat assertion opposed by flat denial. Here they stuck. The slow Nedham became rosy, Spurway turned an alarming purple, Hanwell’s face showed a fixed grin like a cat’s, and Heberdon’s pallor took on a livid hue.

Quite carried away, the latter cried at last, “It’s a cinch to stick up a bank nowadays! With a car waiting outside, the engine running, a turn around the corner, and the trick is done!”

This was received with loud jeers.

“Frank Heberdon, the heroic highwayman!”

“Desperado by proxy?”

“Oh, Frank’s a new type, the theoretical thief!”

“Leader of the club-lounge gang of yeggs!” Heberdon could not take joshing of this sort. His eyes narrowed dangerously.

“If it’s so easy why don’t you give us a demonstration?” taunted Hanwell.

“By gad, I will!” cried Heberdon, beside himself.

The others stared, and laughed queerly. They had not expected to be taken up so quickly. Then suddenly a mental picture of the correct Heberdon in the role of hold-up man suggested itself to them, and the laughter became uproarious.

Their laughter was unbearable to Heberdon. “You think I don’t mean it!” he cried. “I’ll show you!” He snatched his cheque-book out of his pocket. “I’ve got five hundred to put up on it. Will you match it?”

This effectually stilled their laughter. Spurway, who was the most nearly drunk of the quartet, solemnly drew out his cheque- book and prepared to write. After he had made the first move it was difficult for the other two to draw back, Hanwell, thinking to call Heberdon’s bluff, made haste to produce his cheque-book in turn. Only Nedham ventured to remonstrate.

“Come on, fellows, this has gone too far. Think what you’re doing!”

Heberdon turned on him with an ugly sneer. “I thought that would show up the short sports!” he said. There was a hateful, jeering quality in his voice that no man with warm blood in his veins could tolerate. Nedham flushed, and, taking out his cheque- book, wrote a cheque and tossed it in the centre of the table.

“I’m content,” he said shortly.

Hanwell looked anxious. He would have liked to draw back then, but he lacked the initiative. Grown men, no less than boys, are led into strange situations through their fear of taking a dare.

“Is it five hundred each?” he asked in an uncertain voice.

“Sure,” said Heberdon. “That’s only fair since I take the risk.”

Hanwell wrote his cheque out slowly.

Spurway had signed his. “I suppose we can have them certified in the morning,” he remarked solemnly.

“Oh, I hope we’re not bona-fide crooks,” said Nedham bitterly.

Nedham, once the die was cast, seemed more determined than any of them. “I think it’s all damned nonsense,” he said, “but since you insist on it, let the consequences be on your own head!” He drew a sheet of paper toward him, and wrote rapidly.

“What are you doing?” asked Hanwell anxiously. “Drawing up a memorandum of the bet.”

“Oh, your word is sufficient,” said Heberdon patronisingly.

“You don’t get the idea,” observed Nedham dryly. “You might slip up, you know.”

“No fear of that,” Heberdon spoke confidently.

“I hope not, for all our sakes. I don’t relish being made a fool of any more than the next man. It’s just as well to take precautions. We’ll seal this and deposit it in the office, where it will be stamped with the receiving stamp and the date. If you should happen to be nabbed by the stupid police, it may save you a jail sentence–or at least mitigate it.”

Hanwell’s and Spurway’s eyes bolted at the ominous sound of the words “jail sentence,” but not Heberdon’s. Anger blinded him to every consideration save the necessity of justifying himself.

“What conditions do you lay down?” Nedham asked him. “It’s your privilege to make your own.” Heberdon affected a nonchalant air. “I undertake to stick up a New York City bank single-handed during business hours, and get clean away with a sum exceeding two thousand. Of course, I can’t tell what the haul will amount to.”

Nedham wrote. Finishing this, he said: “There ought to be a time limit set. I don’t suppose any of us can afford to keep this amount of money tied up indefinitely.”

“Say within a month, or I forfeit,” suggested Heberdon.

Nedham completed writing his statement.

“What would you do with the loot?” Hanwell nervously wanted to know.

“Return it, of course,” answered Heberdon with a cool stare. “What do you think I am?”

The paper was passed around the table and signed in characteristic style, Heberdon with bravado, Hanwell with signs of panic, Spurway solemnly closing one eye, and Nedham doggedly with tight lips. It was then enclosed with the cheques, and the envelope sealed with wax. They carried it downstairs to the club superintendent, who, according to instructions, stamped it with the club stamp and put it in the safe. The superintendent understood only that it contained the stakes of a wager, and was to be yielded up on demand of any two of the parties concerned.

II. PREPARATIONS

HEBERDON lived in a tiny but rather luxurious flat immediately across the park from the club. The same building now altered into bachelor apartments had been the city residence of his family for a generation, and from it Heberdon derived the modest income that barely sufficed his needs. He himself had scraped together every cent of his little patrimony to make the necessary alterations to put the house on an income-producing basis. Indeed, up to this time every act of Heberdon’s life had been marked by prudence and caution–too much caution perhaps.

His law practice was largely one of courtesy. It about paid the rent of the smallest office in a good building and the wages of an office boy, who was necessary to keep the establishment open, for Heberdon never allowed his “practice” to interfere with his afternoon bridge at the club, nor, for that matter, with golf in the mornings, when the weather was suitable. He had a standing offer to enter the office of his uncle, ex-Judge Palliser, of the State Supreme Court, but that he knew entailed real work, and he was coy about accepting it.

“Really, I can’t give up my practice,” he would say. That practice did yeoman’s service in conversation.

Heberdon was the last of his immediate family, but he enjoyed a large and ultra-respectable connection of uncles, aunts, cousins, et cetera. Besides Judge Palliser–head of the firm of Palliser, Beardmore, Beynon and Riggs, and one of our leading corporation lawyers–there was Mrs. Pembroke Conard, leader of the old Knickerbocker set, his aunt; Professor Maltbie Heberdon, Dean of Kingston, another uncle, and so on. Heberdon, though he affected to despise them as a lot of dull owls, was, nevertheless, very sensible of the advantages of such connections, and lost no opportunity of cultivating his graft with those who counted. For years h had been “paying attention” to his cousin, Ida Palliser, the judge’s eldest daughter. It was an indefinite sort of affair, entailing no responsibilities.

Other young men might have considered that Heberdon’s lines were cast in very pleasant places, but never was there a more inveterate grumbler. Nobody appreciated him at his true worth, he felt. He had been born to accomplish great things, he told himself, but circumstances held him down.

Next morning he awoke, conscious of a feeling of heaviness under the occiput. His thoughts ran: “What’s the matter with me? Drank too much last night! Blamed fool! Well, never again!”

Suddenly recollection of the bet rushed back on him, and he sat up in bed in a panic. “Great Heaven! What have I done? I must have been out of my mind! How can I get out of it? How can I get out of it?”

He got out of bed all shaky and took a stiff horn of whisky to steady his nerves. Presently he felt better.

“It’s not up to me to get out of it,” he thought. “At least, not right away. I have a month. The other fellows are sure to weaken. Hanwell’s scared green already, and Spurway will be, as soon as he sobers up. If I play my cards right they’ll pay me the money not to do it. As for Nedham, he can go to hell, dam stubborn mule!

“In the meantime I’ll go ahead just as if I meant to carry the thing through. Pick my bank. Lay all my plans–”

At this point in his deliberations a queer little feeling of pleasure began to run through his mind like quicksilver. “It would be fun to plan such a job! To pit my wits against the whole of what Nedham calls ‘organised’ society. I have the wits and the pluck to do it, too. Never had a chance to prove them. Rotten dull life I lead. I was cut out for something better.

“They laughed at me! I’d love to show them! If I should do it, it would be perfectly safe. Nobody would ever suspect me. And those fellows would damn well keep their mouths shut. Lord! The very idea makes my blood run faster!

“But, of course, I’m not going to do it really. And yet–”

In the course of the morning Hanwell called him up at the office. At the first sound of his anxious voice Heberdon smiled contemptuously into the receiver. “Hallo, Frank! How do you feel this morning?”

“Great!” rejoined Heberdon, with particular heartiness.

Hanwell’s voice fell. “Oh, you do, do you?” He paused.

“What can I do for you, old man?” asked Heberdon. “Say, about that bet last night. What a pack of fools we were!” A loud but unconvincing laugh here. “You didn’t take it seriously, of course.”

“Do I understand you’re trying to get out of it?” demanded Heberdon with assumed astonishment.

“Oh, no, no!” said Hanwell quickly. “A bet’s a bet, of course. That’s not what I called up about. I wanted to know–er–if you’d be at the club to-night.”

“Sure.”

Later Spurway dropped in on him, pinker than usual and very self-conscious. His greeting was effusive. He tried to get away with the innocent candid, but he was as transparent as window- glass.

“‘Lo, Frank. I certainly did get beyond myself last night.”

“Oh, you had a bit of a bun on.”

Spurway passed a fat hand over his brow. “I have a vague recollection of making some bet or other. Thought I’d better come round and find out what it was. Of course I’ll stick by my part of it, though I was drunk.”

“Come off,” said Heberdon scornfully. “You weren’t as drunk as all that.”

Spurway made a heavy pretence of trying to remember. “Something about your sticking up a bank,” he said.

“Cut out the comedy,” exclaimed Heberdon. “You remember just as well as I do.”

“But when I woke up this morning I couldn’t believe in my own recollection. You surely weren’t in earnest.”

“I was.”

“Oh, my Lord, Frank! Think what you’re doing!” Heberdon stuck out his chin truculently. “Are you trying to renege?” he demanded.

“Oh, no, no!” said Spurway helplessly. “But this is awful–awful!” He went out muttering to himself.

Finally Nedham came. Nedham was of tougher fibre than the other two, and he went directly to the point.

“Look here, Frank, that was a damn fool business we started last night. Let’s call it off. I’m quite sure that Hanwell and Spurway feel the same about it as I.”

“I don’t know that it is exactly up to them–or to you,” said Heberdon with a disagreeable smile. “I was the challenged one.”

Nedham stared. “You can’t mean that you intend to carry it out!”

“I carry out everything I start.”

“But, my dear fellow, you’re risking everything, your professional reputation, your liberty!”

“Why don’t you say plainly that you want to get out of it?” said Heberdon with a sneer.

“I do want to get out of it,” answered Nedham earnestly. “I don’t want to be a party to another man’s suicide–worse than suicide.”

“Much obliged,” said Heberdon. “You can always stop payment on your cheque, you know.”

Nedham flushed up angrily and rose. “You talk like a schoolboy!”

“I don’t need you to put me right,” retorted Heberdon. “It isn’t my feet that are cold.”

Nedham strode angrily out of the office.

Heberdon immediately started making his plans. He still told himself that, of course, he would drop the thing as soon as Nedham et al.were reduced to a proper state of humility, but in the meantime he went about it as in a game with himself. That very day he dropped into several down-town banks to look around. He soon found that wealth was not so “wide-open” as he had confidently asseverated.

You no sooner started to look around a bank than you found watchful eyes upon you. “How dare they suspect me of anything crooked?” thought Heberdon with a sense of outrage.

He had no sense of humour. The largest bank of all had a “pill-box” elevated above the floor with ugly looking loopholes commanding the entrances. Heberdon shrewdly suspected that this was a mere bit of stage business, but if the pill-box had been constructed merely for its psychological effect, it worked in his case. The skin of his scalp tingled at the thought of defying the aim of a possible unseen watcher within. He decided that the big down-town banks with their crowds of customers and numerous guards and attendants were out of the question.

There remained the up-town and suburban banks. Their business is now mainly in the hands of two Or three big institutions who specialise in outlying branches. Heberdon procured lists of the latter, and, striking out the obviously impossible ones, began to visit the others in order.

He put them through a gradual process of elimination. Some were hopeless at first glance. Others more promising he revisited and compared. He gave up his whole time to it. More and more it became like a fascinating game. At last he had an opportunity to apply his long-pondered theories on crime. His idle days were at last filled with an object. Never had his brain worked so quickly and sharply; never had life seemed so full.

From his long list he struck off one name after another. He found that small banks generally were arranged according to one of two plans; either the banking office was a square–or round–enclosure with the cages ranged all round, or else the cages extended in a row down one side of a corridor. Needless to say the latter plan suited him better. In such a bank all the clerks were under his eye at once, and no one could take him from the rear.

The paying-teller’s window was his particular object. Sometimes it was awkwardly placed in relation to his getaway; sometimes the teller himself was too determined-looking a fellow. In one bank otherwise suitable, Heberdon was shocked to discover an electric lock on the street door which presumably could be operated from within the cages in case anybody tried to make a hasty getaway. This he considered a low-down trick. Some banks dealt principally with stores; these paid out little money, but only took it in. Others did a business so small as to be beneath Heberdon’s notice altogether.

Not to detail too minutely the different stages of his search, it may be said at once that he finally picked on the Princesboro branch of the Wool Exchange Trust Company. This bank included several large factories among its customers and paid out large sums weekly for pay-roll purposes. It faced the plaza of the Princesboro Bridge. It occupied a corner store, and the cages stretched in a long line down a corridor none too brightly lighted. The paying-teller occupied the cage nearest the street door, though separated from the door by the office of the cashier or manager. Most important of all to Heberdon, the paying-teller was a pale, mild-appearing young man, just what he was looking for. “He’ll collapse like a pricked balloon,” he told himself.

With exemplary patience Heberdon returned to the bank day after day to watch and observe from without and within. The appearance of the elegant correct young lawyer, with his pince- nez, was not such as to excite suspicion readily. Those clerks who noticed him probably took him for a new customer. As a result of these visits Heberdon established the following main facts:–

(a) There was a uniformed attendant–possibly armed–on guard in the corridor during business hours, a dangerous-looking customer.

(b) But he went out to lunch every day at twelve- thirty, remaining until one.

(c) Between the hours of twelve and one very few customers visited the bank.

(d) The little glass-enclosed office just inside the street door and on your left as you entered was occupied by two men, manager, presumably, and his assistant. The former went out every day, remaining until one, whereupon the other went out for an hour. Both were exact and regular in their habits.

(e) The pay-roll money was mostly drawn on Friday afternoons. The rush to withdraw began soon after one o’clock and continued until the closing hour. For a while before they came on Fridays, the paying-teller always occupied himself in getting his cash out of the safe and arranging it on the desk in front of him in convenient form to pay out.

(f) At the street entrance to the bank were a pair of old-fashioned doors which opened inward only, and had knobs on them.

Outside the doors there was a folding steel gate, but as this was always drawn back during business hours, it did not enter into Heberdon’s calculations. It was perhaps the doors that finally led him to settle on the Princesboro Bank. “Oh, this is a cinch!” he said to himself.

From the foregoing may be readily deduced the reasons that led Heberdon to decide that the hour of twelve-fifty on any Friday would be the proper time to pull off his trick.

It would be difficult to say just at what moment all this ceased to be a game, and crystallised into a positive intention. Heberdon himself could not have told. He was an adept in deceiving himself anyway. He discouraged what further timid overtures Spurway and Hanwell made, waiting for Nedham to humble himself. But Nedham never did, and in the end all three avoided him at the club, and took in another man to make a fourth at bridge.

Heberdon shrugged and went on planning. The elaborate imaginary structure that he reared for his amusement ended by mastering him. It became more real than reality. He became enamoured of the ingenuity of his plan; he could not bear to destroy anything so perfect; he had to try it. Still protesting to himself that it was all a game, he went on with his preparations until it was too late to turn back.

No trouble was too great for him to take in respect to the smallest detail of his scheme. He could have done it the second Friday after the wager was laid, but he took a whole extra week to make sure he had not forgotten anything, or had not overlooked any contingency. For instance, his disguise, he devoted whole days to perfecting that.

Among the members of the Chronos Club were a number of actors with whom Heberdon was acquainted. He made a practice of dropping into the dressing-room of one of them who happened to be playing in town, and watched him make up. He learned that professionals commonly do not use false moustaches, et cetera, but glue loose hair to their faces and trim and curl it to suit. Such appendages are almost impossible to detect.

Practising endlessly before his own mirror, Heberdon finally succeeded in making a glossy little moustache and embryo side- burns that would pass closest muster. He designed to play the part of a flashy young sport of the latest model and haunted burlesque theatres, roadhouses, and shore resorts to study his types.

A straw hat of exaggerated pattern, a much “shaped” and bepocketed suit of a weird shade of green, loud shoes, socks, tie, and shirt altered the correct Heberdon’s appearance beyond all recognition. He left o the pince-nez, without which he had never been seen. On the day before that set for his enterprise he made up and dressed in his new clothes, in order to accustom himself to them, and spent the afternoon at Brighton Beach.

Here he boldly wooed the sun, and by evening the added pink tinge to his complexion completed his metamorphosis. He looked ten years younger; a perfect product of Coney Island and the East Side social clubs, one would have said. On his way home he came face to face with his three friends in Gramercy Park. They passed him without recognition, and Heberdon triumphed inwardly.

In his own room that night Heberdon bent all the faculties of his mind on the next day’s task. He went over and over his plan, looking at it from every angle. “It is water-tight,” he said to himself at last. “I can’t fail!” Then he went to bed and slept like a child on the eve of an excursion.

III. HOW IT PANNED OUT

THERE is a little hotel in Princesboro, and just above it is the single taxi-stand that the suburb boasts. At precisely twelve-forty next day a young fellow with a glossy little moustache and a nobby green suit issued from the hotel and hailed the first cab in line. It may be said that it was no part of Heberdon’s plan to take the chauffeur into his confidence. In case of a chase, should the man prove unwilling, Heberdon carried that wherewith to persuade him.

With his hand on the door, Heberdon consulted his watch. “Must catch the one o’clock from the Nugent Avenue Station,” he said to the chauffeur with a careless air. “Got to stop at the bank first. The Wool Exchange Trust on the plaza.”

The man nodded. Heberdon got in and pulled the door after him. They started.

Up to this moment Heberdon’s mind had been occupied with his calculations to the exclusion of aught else. But in the brief period of inaction during the ride, stage-fright laid its icy hand on his breast. His heart began to beat alarmingly, and to rise suffocatingly in his throat; a cold sweat sprang out on his palms and his temples, “I’ll never be able to do it! Never! Never!” something whispered to him.

He would have given anything to leap out of the cab and run for it, but a force stronger than his will kept him fast. As a matter of fact, his days and nights of concentration on the plan of robbing the bank had in the end obsessed his brain. He could not conceive now of giving it up. His long preparations had created a power that carried him along in spite of himself. “Too late! Too late!” he thought despairingly.

He sought desperately to distract his mind from its terrors. Had he everything? Yes, the satchel, pistol unloaded–the light cloth cap to replace the too-conspicuous straw later, the thin hardwood wedge, the stout double iron hook that he had made himself out of a necktie-holder.

The taxi-cab stopped in front of the bank and the shaking Heberdon started subconsciously to go through the oft-rehearsed performance. To the driver he said with the best imitation of nonchalance he could muster:

“Let your engine run. I shan’t be inside but a second.”

Within the bank everything was always as he had seen it in his mind’s eye; the uniformed attendant missing, the assistant manager alone in his little glass-enclosed office, at least half of the clerks out to lunch. At the door of the private office–which swung both ways–Heberdon made a feint of dropping his satchel. Stooping to pick it up he slipped his wedge under the door, and, straightening, tapped it home with the toe of his shoe.

There was but one customer in the corridor, and he was down at the receiving teller’s window at the far end. Even as Heberdon looked at him he got his pass-book through the window and started to leave. In order to give him time to get out Heberdon turned to the customers’ desk at his right hand, as if to write a cheque.

Silence filled the bank. The man who was walking out had on rubber-soled shoes, and his footfalls made no sound. From behind the brass grating came a sudden loud crackle as the book-keeper turned a page of his big ledger. He muttered to himself as he carried forward his column of figures. Then all was still again.

The silence contributed to Heberdon’s demoralisation. He was suddenly conscious of the furnace-like heat of the place. His hand was trembling as with the palsy. Catching a sudden glimpse of a noiseless overhead fan out of the tail of his eye, he almost jumped out of his shoes.

“This will never do!” he said to himself as to somebody else. “You’ll make a ghastly mess of the affair.” All the way through he had the feeling of watching an alien body carry through what he had planned. “Drop it! Drop it!” he whispered. “Get out while there’s time?” But that force outside his will kept him to it.

When the departing customer passed out through the street doors Heberdon turned around to the paying-teller’s window. Within the pale and conscientious young man was counting and recounting his money, and arranging the packages of bills convenient to his hand against the rush he presently expected. All of a sudden the icy grip on Heberdon’s breast relaxed. His hands ceased to tremble; he drew a long breath and found himself perfectly cool. “I have the pluck!” he told himself exultingly.

The paying-teller, aware of some one waiting at the window, looked up. He found himself gazing down the short barrel of an ugly little automatic pistol. Behind the pistol was a grim set face. He took his breath sharply, his jaw dropped, his hands fell nervelessly on his desk, a sickly green tinge crept under his skin. Heberdon had not mistaken his man.

In the soft and courteous tones he had often rehearsed, Heberdon said: “If you cry out or turn your head, I’ll blow the top of your skull off. Raise the wicket and pass out all the money on your desk!”

Even before he finished speaking the young man’s trembling hands flung up the brass gate and started shoving out the tall piles of bills. His wide and fascinated gaze never left the pistol. There was no sound to be heard but the whisper of the overhead fan and the soft plopof the packages as they slid off the little glass shelf into the satchel that Heberdon held beneath.

It was all over in fifteen seconds. “Twenty thousand, if it’s a dollar!” thought Heberdon, with a fearful joy. At a peremptory nod from Heberdon the paying-teller let the little gate rattle down. Heberdon began to back away. The other man’s sick eyes followed the pistol barrel. Heberdon turned and walked smartly to the street door. As he laid hand upon it he heard a gasping cry behind him:

“Boys, I’m robbed!”

The young man in the glass-enclosed office snatched a revolver from a pigeon-hole of his desk with incredible swiftness, and, springing up, launched himself against the door. But the wedge held it, at least for the moment. Heberdon passed out into the street, and turning with a careless movement dropped his double- hook over the two handles. No indifferent passer-by would be likely to catch the significance of what he was doing. He then walked sedately across the pavement and got in a cab.

“Nugent Avenue Station,” he said with an off-hand air. “Let her go!”

As the cab got under way Heberdon had a fleeting glimpse of white and excited faces within the doors of the bank. The doors were violently rattled. The chauffeur did not hear it above the noise of his engine, but passers-by did, and Heberdon, looking back through the little rear window, saw them stop and look. He was only going to have a few seconds’ start.

“It’s enough!” he told himself. “There is no other car right handy. If my chauffeur gets cold feet I have the gun for him.”

His spirits soared. “Twenty thousand! The Riviera, Italy, Cairo! A whole year of delicious idleness! Choice eats, choice drinks, choice smokes, and lively company! At last I’ll be able to play the part I’m fitted for!”

In his flush of triumph he completely forgot his intention of returning the money. They were crossing the plaza at a good rate, the chauffeur, all unconscious of the storm preparing to break behind, when there came a report like a small cannon from beneath the cab. The sound had the effect of letting all the wind out of Heberdon, too.

“By the eternal, a tyre!” he thought. “I’m done! Why didn’t I look at the tyres? What shall I do?”

The taxicab drew up beside the curb at the corner of the principal street leading from the plaza. At the same moment across the open space figures came tumbling out of the bank, and seeing the stoppage of the cab set up loud shouts. Heberdon leaped out and forthwith took to his heels down the street. The shoppers instinctively made for the doorways. The chauffeur, arrested in full motion, stood staring after his fare, a comical figure of astonishment.

The shouts from the bank gave him his cue. Suddenly he came to life and with a whoop leaped after Heberdon. Heberdon, stealing a white glance over his shoulder, saw with a sinking heart what long legs he had, and what a hard eye. Heberdon, like most city men, had not really tried out his legs in years. To be sure, Nature suggested the proper motions at this juncture, but he lacked confidence in his legs.

“I’ll never be able to do it!” he told himself despairingly, and in so thinking his sinews softened. On the other hand, the young chauffeur looked able to run all day, and half a block behind the chauffeur was a mob gathering volume like a snowball.

All the other people gave them the right of way like fire- engines. The chauffeur gained on Heberdon with every stride. Heberdon could hear his quick, sure steps–quicker than his own. Finally the chauffeur cried, seemingly right behind him: “Stop, you thief!”