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Miss Marple meets Oscar Wilde in this new series of cosy mysteries set in the picturesque Cotswolds village of Bunburry.

In "Death of a Ladies' Man," the fourth Bunburry book, the summer tourist season is in full swing. Among the visitors is Mario Bellini, a gelateria owner with film-star good looks, who is considering opening an ice-cream parlour in Bunburry. But shortly after his arrival, he is found dead - a tragic accident, or something more sinister? Amateur sleuth Alfie McAlister hopes to uncover the truth with the help of his friends Liz and Marge. But is Liz too distracted by the prospect of financial gain to focus on the task at hand?

Helena Marchmont is a pseudonym of Olga Wojtas, who was born and brought up in Edinburgh. She was encouraged to write by an inspirational English teacher, Iona M. Cameron. Olga won a Scottish Book Trust New Writers Award in 2015, has had more than 30 short stories published in magazines and anthologies and recently published her first mystery Miss Blaine's Prefect and the Golden Samovar.

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Contents

CoverContentsBunburry – A Cosy Mystery SeriesAbout the BookCastThe AuthorTitleCopyright1. Visitors in the Village2. Oscar3. Dinner at The Horse4. A Run in the Park 5. Tourists in the Tearoom 6. The Police Station 7. Dinner at Alfie’s8. Two Phone Calls 9. Return Visit EpilogueNext episode

Bunburry – A Cosy Mystery Series

Miss Marple meets Oscar Wilde in this new series of cosy mysteries set in the picturesque Cotswolds village of Bunburry. Here, fudge-making and quaffing real ale in the local pub are matched by an undercurrent of passion, jealousy, hatred and murder – laced with a welcome dose of humour.

About the Book

The summer tourist season is in full swing in the picturesque Cotswold village of Bunburry. Among the visitors is Mario Bellini, a gelateria owner with film-star good looks, who is considering opening an ice-cream parlour in Bunburry. But shortly after his arrival, he is found dead – a tragic accident, or something more sinister?

Amateur sleuth Alfie McAlister hopes to uncover the truth with the help of his friends Liz and Marge. But is Liz too distracted by the prospect of financial gain to focus on the task in hand?

Cast

Alfie McAlister flees the hustle and bustle of London for the peace and quiet of the Cotswolds. Unfortunately, the “heart of England” turns out to be deadlier than expected …

Margaret “Marge” Redwood and Clarissa “Liz” Hopkins have lived in Bunburry their entire lives, where they are famous for their exceptional fudge-making skills. Between Afternoon Tea and Gin o’clock they relish a bit of sleuthing…

Emma Hollis loves her job as policewoman, the only thing she is tired of are her aunt Liz’s constant attempts at matchmaking.

Betty Thorndike is a fighter. Mostly for animal rights. She’s the sole member of Bunburry’s Green Party.

Oscar de Linnet lives in London and is Alfie’s best friend. He tries luring Alfie back to the City because: “anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.”

Augusta Lytton is Alfie’s aunt. She’s dead. But still full of surprises…

Harold Wilson loves a pint (or two) more than his job as local police sergeant.

BUNBURRY is a picturesque Cotswolds village, where sinister secrets lurk beneath the perfect façade…

The Author

Helena Marchmont is a pseudonym of Olga Wojtas, who was born and brought up in Edinburgh. She was encouraged to write by an inspirational English teacher, Iona M. Cameron. Olga won a Scottish Book Trust New Writers Award in 2015, has had more than 30 short stories published in magazines and anthologies and recently published her first mystery Miss Blaine’s Prefect and the Golden Samovar.

HELENA MARCHMONT

Death of a Ladies’ Man

»be« by BASTEI ENTERTAINMENT

 

Digital original edition

 

»be« by Bastei Entertainment is an imprint of Bastei Lübbe AG

 

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. This book is written in British English.

 

Copyright © 2019 by Bastei Lübbe AG, Schanzenstraße 6-20, 51063 Cologne, Germany

 

Written by Olga Wojtas as Helena Marchmont

Edited by Allan Guthrie

Idea and series concept: Kathrin Kummer & Rebecca Schaarschmidt

Project editor: Kathrin Kummer

Cover design: Kirstin Osenau

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E-book production: Dörlemann Satz, lemförde

 

ISBN 978-3-7325-5524-6

 

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Twitter: @be_ebooks_com

Follow the author on Twitter: @OlgaWojtas

 

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

Oscar Wilde

1. Visitors in the Village

“Liz, I swear he’s the most handsome man I’ve seen in my life.”

Alfie came into the parlour with the tea things in time to hear Marge enthusing to her friend and business partner.

He smiled down at the tiny white-haired lady perched on the edge of the black leather armchair. “Talking about me again?”

She snorted. “Don’t flatter yourself, my lad.”

“Marge, dear, that’s unkind and unfair,” said Liz. “I think Alfie’s very handsome, and I’ve heard you say the same many times.”

Marge peered at Alfie through her oversized spectacles. “He’s handsome enough, I grant you.”

“Thank you, kindly,” Alfie murmured.

“But he’s handsome in an ordinary way. Mario looks like a film star. Hair as black as a raven’s wing, teeth as white as …” She paused, searching for the right word.

“Snow?” suggested Alfie, setting the tray down on one of Aunt Augusta’s occasional tables.

“They’re lovely teeth,” she snapped.

Alfie poured the tea into the Scandinavian-style cups he had recently discovered. “I can’t compete with someone called Mario. Especially not somebody called Mario with lovely teeth,” he said, handing a cup to Liz.

“Oh, Gussie’s crockery!” she said in delight. “It was so fashionable in the Sixties.”

“I found it in a box in a cupboard,” said Alfie. “I still haven’t gone through all her things.” His late aunt had been even older than Liz and Marge, but while their style was chintz curtains and fine bone china decorated with roses, Aunt Augusta had a taste that was all her own. The parlour’s psychedelic wallpaper, swirls of black, white, pink and purple, still made him shudder, and he couldn’t stand the avocado bathroom suite. But he also couldn’t face the upheaval of renovating. He spent most of his time in the brightly tiled kitchen, or the bedroom, which was a haven of tranquillity.

He gave Marge her tea and settled himself in the remaining armchair. “So, tell us more about the lovely-toothed Mario.”

Marge sighed in wistful reminiscence. “Gorgeous and utterly charming. Perfect continental manners. He’s Italian.”

“Is he a relative of Carlotta’s?” asked Liz.

“I don’t think so,” said Marge. “They were yabbering away in Italian together, but she just served him like any other customer.”

“You met him in The Horse?” asked Alfie.

Liz beamed. “I did. He bought me a gin and tonic.”

“Now we have it,” said Liz. “Marge doesn’t have beer goggles, she has G&T glasses. Any man who buys her a drink is the most handsome man she’s ever seen.”

Marge’s retort was interrupted by Alfie’s mobile phone ringing. He saw it was Sasha, muttered: “Not again,” and switched it off.

“Double glazing?” asked Liz.

A double-glazing salesman would be less persistent than Sasha and Sebastian. This was getting tiresome. He had made it clear he wasn’t interested in their business proposal. But there was no need to bore Liz and Marge with the details.

“London acquaintances. They suggested coming down to Bunburry to see me. I told them I couldn’t have visitors because I was renovating the cottage.”

Liz tutted disapprovingly at the blatant untruth.

“I’ll get around to it some time,” said Alfie. “But the wallpaper saps my energy.”

Marge eased herself off the large armchair and went to pour herself another cup of tea. Alfie reflected that they were probably much more at home in Windermere Cottage than he was. As Aunt Augusta’s lifelong friends, they had been constant visitors. He could barely remember his aunt, hadn’t given her a thought for decades when he learned she had left him her cottage in Bunburry.

She would never know what a godsend it had been, giving him an escape from London. Apart from the vicar, nobody here knew what had happened back there and that was exactly how he intended to keep it.

“I always think,” remarked Marge, “that a cup of tea is very dry without something to go with it.”

Alfie leaped to his feet. “The fudge – I haven’t even taken it out of the bag.”

“Men,” said Marge to Liz. “No good at multi-tasking.”

“Not even Mario?” asked Alfie under his breath as he headed for the kitchen.

The ladies had brought their usual welcome gift of Liz’s fudge. Alfie had first encountered it as a small boy when staying with his grandparents – his mother called it the best fudge in the Cotswolds, and he had no argument with that.

He was reaching for a plate when the Hallelujah Chorus broke out. Aunt Augusta’s doorbell chimes were as idiosyncratic as the rest of the cottage.

“Do you want me to answer it?” called Marge.

“Please,” Alfie called back. “But if they’re selling fudge, tell them we’ve got some already.”

Liz and Marge had given him industrial quantities of the confection this time, but he found it so irresistible he would demolish it within days.

He was vaguely aware of conversation as he arranged a mound of squares on the plate and came back into the hallway.

Marge was holding the door wide open, ushering in a man and a woman.

“A lovely surprise for you, Alfie,” she said. “Friends of yours from London, Sasha and Sebastian.”

“Alfie, darling!”

The familiar shrill squeal set his less-than-lovely teeth on edge. He braced himself as Sasha rushed towards him in a flurry of outré clothes and a jangle of jewellery. Her dress or wrap or kaftan or whatever it was called was undoubtedly designer, but Alfie always felt that her fashion statements would be better left unsaid.

She air-kissed him effusively. “I tried to ring you, darling, to tell you we were on our way, but it went straight to voicemail. I hope you weren’t trying to avoid us!”

Alfie forced a smile. “Of course not. Good to see you both.” He shook hands with Sebastian, who was wearing a gold-buttoned blazer, the silk handkerchief in the breast pocket matching his Paisley pattern cravat. He was also wearing his customary vague grin – he always seemed slightly disengaged from whatever was going on, letting Sasha do most of the talking.

Marge’s eyes were owlish behind her large spectacles. “Put the kettle on for some more tea, Alfie,” she instructed. “Liz and I will entertain your guests.”

She shepherded them into the parlour and Alfie returned to the kitchen to boil the kettle and seethe inwardly.

“Alfie?” The voice at the kitchen door was diffident. “I’ve brought you the tea pot and the milk jug.”

Liz was bigger than her friend, scarcely difficult since Marge was so birdlike, but Liz was very much quieter. He wasn’t sure how old they were, and would never be rude enough to ask. Although he knew Liz was the elder, she didn’t look it, her hair dyed a youthful sandy colour compared to Marge’s white curls.

“Thanks.” Alfie emptied the tea pot and started again.

Liz fetched another two of Aunt Augusta’s Sixties cups. Speaking softly to avoid being overheard, she said: “Are these the people who phoned, the ones you’ve been trying to avoid?”

Alfie nodded.

“You have to forgive Marge,” she whispered. “Sometimes she just doesn’t think.”

Alfie wondered what Liz would have done if she had answered the door. Told the duo that they were at the wrong address, perhaps, or that Alfie had left the country.

He smiled down at her. “It’s okay. They’re not that bad.” They were, but he could surely be civil for as long as it took to drink a cup of tea.

He put out more fudge and followed Liz back to the parlour with the tea tray.

Sasha and Sebastian were reclining on the vast black leather sofa. Sasha gave one of her little squeals when she saw him.

“We absolutely love what you’ve done with the place, don’t we, Sebastian?”

Sebastian grinned in agreement.

“This room is so amazing, so perfectly retro, such a lived-in feel. You’re so tremendously artistique that of course I thought you had done it all yourself, but Marge tells us you hired a designer.”

Alfie shot Marge a suspicious look.

“I said it had been designed by Augusta Lytton,” Marge explained innocently. His late aunt.

“She’s marvellous,” said Sasha. “What a feel for colour. You must give me her contact details – I could put a lot of business her way.”

Alfie thought he heard Marge murmur: “Good luck with that.”

“There’s still lots to be done,” he said defensively as he poured out the tea. “I don’t have a usable spare room yet.”

“You simply must tell us when everything’s finished and we’ll visit you properly – unless we’re not invited!” Sasha’s trilling laugh didn’t allow for that possibility. “Where we’re staying is all right, but it’s not exactly The Hilton.”

Staying? This was unwelcome news. Alfie had assumed they had simply called in en route to somewhere else. He handed round the tea and then passed round the fudge.

“And where are you staying?” asked Liz.

“It’s too funny,” Sasha collapsed giggling against Sebastian to demonstrate just how funny it was. “It’s a pub slash B&B called The Drunken Horse Inn.”

Alfie hoped he never committed the sin of mansplaining, telling women something they already knew perfectly well, but apparently Sasha had no qualms about Londonsplaining, informing the country bumpkins about their own village.

“I think I might know it,” he murmured and was rewarded by a suppressed cackle from Marge.

“So quaint and peculiar,” Sasha elaborated. “Low ceilings, creaking corridors, it probably has its own ghost. I had no idea these sorts of places still existed.”

Alfie had stayed in The Horse when he first arrived in Bunburry, soaked to the skin. He had fond memories of the four-poster bed, the palatial bathroom, and the superb full English breakfast. He was about to mention this when Sasha went on: “Naturally we wanted a drink when we arrived, but there was a funny old barmaid who didn’t even know how to make an Aperol spritz properly. She said nobody ever asked for it, and she couldn’t remember how much soda to put in. We thought we were actually going to have to go around to the other side of the bar and make it ourselves when a foreign girl came and sorted it out.”

Alfie noted the look that passed between Liz and Marge. “The ‘foreign girl’ is Carlotta, who’s married to William, the licensee,” he informed Sasha. “The ‘funny old barmaid’ is his mother, Edith.”

Sasha was oblivious to the implied rebuke. “How clever of him, employing his own family. He won’t have to pay them.” She gave her trilling laugh and then put on an earnest expression. “It’s all very well for a few days, but honestly, Alfie, I don’t know why you want to bury yourself down here.”

Then she gave a small shrill scream and her hand flew to her mouth to stifle it. “Oh Alfie,” she wailed. “I can’t believe I said that. Reminding you of – I’m so, so sorry. Can you ever forgive me?”

“It’s fine,” said Alfie wearily, putting the depleted plate of fudge back on the tea tray.

But she sprang up from the sofa, flung her arms round him, and leaned her face against his chest.

“Your poor darling Vivian,” came her muffled voice. “We were devastated to hear the news, simply devastated.” Her grip on him tightened. “I could cut my tongue out.”

He considered saying Please, don’t let me stop you. Instead, he cautiously patted her shoulder and disentangled himself. “It’s forgotten.”

She straightened up. “But Vivian never will be,” she said, a catch in her voice. “In our hearts forever.”

Get out of my cottage, get out of my life, Alfie wanted to snarl. “Thank you,” he muttered.

Sebastian was his usual grinning self, not even sensitive enough to adopt a mournful expression. Liz and Marge were politely studying the carpet, apparently oblivious to what was going on, but they couldn’t fail to wonder who Vivian was.

Sasha resumed her seat, but apparently still felt she had to make amends. She gazed round the room. “So beautiful. Just perfect. I’m sure Vivian’s looking down on you and smiling.” She gazed round the room some more. “I shudder to think how much that wallpaper must have cost.”

“I shudder to think of the wallpaper as well,” said Alfie.