Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. E-Book

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• Herausgeber: Kitabu
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

Have fun with a collection of more than 1000 Chuck Norris' facts. Volume 2

Leseprobe

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WHY WALDO IS HIDING.

ISBN 978-88-67440-92-4

Series: RADICI

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The real reason that Budd Dwyer killed himself was because he owed Chuck Norris 48 dollars. Chuck doesn't care how much or how little you owe him, or whether or not you can pay it back; he's still going to eat you.

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Whenever Chuck Norris needs a new pair of boots he just goes out and kicks through a cow.

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Chuck Norris uses the mouth of a live shark to masturbate.

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The real secret to the success of Girls Gone Wild is that Chuck Norris is the camera man.

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Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

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Chuck Norris once sold the schematics to his every-lasting beard, we now know this as the Chia Pet.

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Chuck Norris is the creator of myspace. He made the site just to make a list of everybody that he wants to kill.

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Chuck Norris once met God. God asked him if he would rather live eternally or have His powers. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and said, "I'm Chuck Norris, I am God."

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and a pair of cowboy boots? A roundhouse kick to the forehead... don't ever cross Chuck Norris.

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Zeus came from Chuck Norris' head.