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"Don't Shit Yourself" is a book that is definitely not for the faint of heart! This book is filled with horror stories, urban legends, and true events that will make your legs tremble.
If you're a horror genre lover, this book is an absolute must-have in your collection! The stories in this book are written to be read in a short amount of time, just enough time to do your business, and they are gripping, keeping you on the edge of your seat until the very last page.
Most of these stories are inspired by real events, making you feel even closer to the horror that occurred in the past. If you're a fan of ghost stories, supernatural creatures, or paranormal events, then this book will make your skin crawl! Additionally, many of the urban legends featured in this book have been passed down through generations, making them even more terrifying and real.
But beware, "Don't Shit Yourself" is an adult book that contains detailed descriptions of violence and gore, so it's only recommended for those who can handle such content.
In summary, if you're ready for a horror experience that will test your courage, then "Don't Shit Yourself" is the book for you!
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Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023
Filippo Mazzola
Don’t shit yourself
Horror Stories, Urban Legends, Real Events
Copyright © 2023 by Filippo Mazzola
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1. Introduction
2. The Horrifying Death of the Pink Floyd Producer
3. The Mysterious Man
4. the legend of La Llorona
5. Waldniel-Hostert
6. The Bleeding House
7. El Corpo Seco
8. Bloody Mary,Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary !
9. The Cecil Hotel
10. The Festival of Grappa and Cheese
11. In the Russian Waters
12. El Chupacabra
13. The Clown Statue
14. The Demonized Pen
15. Amityville
16. Guardian of Darkness
17. Wishes
18. The porcelain doll
19. The Sichuan Sect
20. The Ghost Girl
21. Three friends
22. Dark Games
23. The Black Ambulance
24. White and Red
25. Green: Alive, Red: Dead
26. The puppy
27. Mother
28. Headhunter
29. When Your Mother Calls You
30. Its my Son!… or not?
31. The Attempted Murder of Dipsy
32. Two minutes……..
33. The Legend of Jeff the killer
34. Alexa
35. 308 caliber
36. the House of Pasqualita
37. Natural born Killer
38. the true story of “the watcher”
39. Kuchisake-Onna: the Disfigured Woman
40. The Ghost of Stow Lake
41. The real witch of “The Conjuring”
42. The Cursed Old Key
43. Lick My Hand
44. An Unexpected Guest
45. Don’t Stop
46. 1, 2… and 3
47. A Final Farewell
48. “There’s Still a Seat”
49. “The Mannequin”
50. The Smiling Woman of the Metro
51. His Name Was Jesus
52. The Exorcist of Anneliese Michel The testimony at the trial of Father Arnold Renz, the exorcist. The true story behind the film “The Exorcism of Emily Rose.”
53. The Wrong Leg
54. The Haunted Bridge of Kesali
55. A Very Unique Fresco in Bologna
56. The Legend of “Poltergeist”
57. The Body of Emily
58. “Just a Haircut”
59. “Helter Skelter”
60. The Enfield Poltergeist
61. Reflections
I’m delighted to present to you my latest book, filled with a collection of chilling short horror stories, urban legends, and true tales that are guaranteed to keep you captivated from start to finish. Prepare yourself for a reading experience like no other, as you delve into the twisted depths of these pages.
Carefully curated for maximum fright and lasting impact, these stories will linger in your mind long after you’ve turned the final page. However, there’s no need to venture into a haunted house or a desolate forest to enjoy these spine-tingling narratives. They are designed to be savored in any setting, whether it’s curled up on your couch or even during a moment of solitude in the bathroom.
Enter a world where nightmares come to life, where reality merges with the macabre, and each tale takes you on a journey into the heart of darkness. As you immerse yourself in these gripping stories, prepare for sleepless nights and hair-raising moments that will leave you questioning what is real and what is merely a figment of your imagination.
So grab a hold of the book, pour yourself a steaming cup of coffee, or wrap yourself in your coziest blanket, and surrender to the spine-chilling allure of these tales. Just remember, as you immerse yourself in the words on these pages, be cautious of what lurks in the shadows. And above all, enjoy the journey… if you dare!
One of the most famous urban legends, still sending shivers down the spines of music enthusiasts, is the story of the death of music producer Helmut Schlosser. Countless legends surround the true events, but one stands out:
On the night of November 1st, the death of music producer Helmut Schlosser sent shockwaves and horror throughout the British music scene. The German-born Schlosser was currently working with Pink Floyd on the final production of their upcoming successful album, “The Wall.” Aside from the anxious question of whether the album would be completed in time for its November release date, the circumstances surrounding Schlosser’s death made headlines. He was found hanging in the attic of the studio building. Numerous factors, which the investigating police officers refused to delve into, pointed to a violent crime.
Gradually, it emerged that Schlosser had indeed pulled an all-nighter to finalize the album production. A sound technician, who was the last person to see Schlosser alive, testified that his behavior had been peculiar throughout the day. When Schlosser didn’t return home the following morning, his wife contacted the police. The body was discovered in the attic of the building only in the late afternoon. A cleaning lady, who happened to be present, promptly informed the press that Schlosser was hanging from a beam. Simultaneously, his clothes were torn, and parts of his body were mutilated, supporting the theory of a violent crime.
Helmut Schlosser’s Dark Past:
The members of the Pink Floyd band were shocked by the brutality of the crime, and the release of the new album teetered on the brink for a brief period. Only when it was confirmed that Schlosser had completed the final recordings on the night of his death, did the management give the green light for the album’s press release. With the start of promoting “The Wall,” increasingly darker stories from the music producer’s past came to light. Investigators discovered that Helmut Schlosser had been a music teacher when he was young and later the headmaster of a boys’ boarding school. Former students reached out and reported that Helmut Schlosser had sexually abused children countless times in the school’s attic. “Each one of us knew what he was doing up there when he took one of us under the roof. Then the word would spread: the blacksmith is taking another one under the roof!” recalls a former student. Initially, it wasn’t clear if this new revelation had anything to do with Schlosser’s murder. It wasn’t until November 30th, 1979, that “The Wall” was officially released.
The Chilling Line in “Another Brick in the Wall”:
“The Wall” was expected to be Pink Floyd’s most successful album, and after its release, the negative headlines of the past weeks initially faded into the background musically. That was until Roger Waters noticed during a performance for the press that a crucial part of the song had been altered in “Another Brick in the Wall.” Suddenly, in the final version, a chorus of children could be heard briefly singing in a foreign language. The horror grew even more when it was discovered that the children’s choir was singing in German. From the second minute, the children’s voices were clearly heard singing, “Take him, take him under the roof! Another brick in the wall.” How this line and the children’s choir made it into the song remains a mystery to this day. It was also never possible to establish if there was any connection to Helmut Schlosser’s death.
As a sign of respect for the victims of Helmut Schlosser, Pink Floyd decided to leave the chorus line in the song. And so, to this day, it provides chilling moments for anyone who knows the true story of Helmut Schlosser.
Last night was strange. It’s rare for me to bring men home from clubs, but I must have had too much to drink or that mysterious man was truly as charismatic as I remembered.
Either way, we spent the night together, me and this tall, pale man in a suit and tie. He was a good lover, although with peculiar fetishes: I remember him bending down and repeatedly licking my neck. He also insisted on closing the curtains as tightly as possible, just in case he fell asleep, he said. When I woke up this morning, I felt two punctures on my neck. Probably mosquitoes! I got up and went to the bathroom. The mirror was in front of me. I looked at the bathroom. I blinked, pinched my arm: I could still see the bathroom. Only the bathroom. I couldn’t see myself.
Nestled in the heart of Mexico, there exists a village shrouded in darkness and whispered tales of terror. The villagers speak in hushed tones of the legend that has haunted their souls for centuries – the legend of La Llorona, the Weeping Woman.
On moonlit nights, when the air is heavy with anticipation, the eerie cries of La Llorona pierce through the stillness, echoing through the narrow streets. Her mournful wails resonate with anguish and despair, striking fear into the hearts of those unfortunate enough to bear witness.
The story unfolds like a macabre dance of tragedy and malevolence. La Llorona was once a beautiful and innocent woman, full of love for her husband and children. But her happiness was short-lived as her husband’s gaze turned elsewhere, lured by the allure of wealth and status. Consumed by jealousy and desperation, La Llorona’s sanity began to unravel.
Driven to the brink of madness, she devised a twisted plan to regain her husband’s affection. Under the cloak of night, she led her unsuspecting children to the treacherous riverbank. The chilling waters flowed ominously, reflecting the moon’s ghostly glow. With a heart filled with torment, La Llorona succumbed to her darkest impulses, submerging her innocent offspring beneath the merciless current.
As the cold water swallowed their last breaths, a realization washed over La Llorona like a tidal wave. Horror and regret pierced her soul, for she had committed the unspeakable act of filicide. A shriek of anguish tore through the night, a lament that would forever haunt the villagers’ nightmares.
Since that fateful night, La Llorona’s spirit has become eternally trapped in a purgatory of anguish and remorse. Desperate to reunite with her lost children, she prowls the village, her ethereal figure veiled in sorrow. Her hollow eyes, eternally weeping, search desperately for her victims.
Legend has it that La Llorona seeks solace in the darkness, her ghostly form preying on unsuspecting children who wander too close to the river’s edge. She lures them with her haunting cries, a siren beckoning them towards their doom. Once in her clutches, she drags them beneath the murky depths, their final moments drowned in fear and despair.
The mere mention of La Llorona’s name sends shivers down the spines of those who dare to speak it. Parents warn their children to heed the curfew, for to be caught alone after nightfall is to invite the wrath of the Weeping Woman. Many claim to have heard her sorrowful cries in the dead of night, a symphony of despair that chills the marrow in their bones.
Even the bravest souls tremble in fear when the moon casts its pallid light on the village, for they know that the vengeful spirit of La Llorona is forever restless. She serves as a haunting reminder of the consequences of unchecked jealousy and the depths of a mother’s despair.
Beware the night, dear traveler, and pray that you never encounter the spectral figure of La Llorona. Her cries of anguish will forever echo in your ears, a chilling reminder that some horrors can never be escaped.
Waldniel-Hostert, also known as Waldniel Institution, was built in 1913 by the Franciscan order in Schwalmtal as a complex housing approximately 600 disabled individuals and people with learning difficulties, including a hospital, a school, and a church.
