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- Herausgeber: WS
- Kategorie: Abenteuer, Thriller, Horror
- Sprache: Englisch
Horror can also be funny.
Do you doubt?
Then read some short stories that would be scary if they were not funny.
Das E-Book It's Horror, but It's Funny! wird angeboten von Publishdrive und wurde mit folgenden Begriffen kategorisiert:
horror; funny; terror; black comedy; horror funny; horror
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Seitenzahl: 23
Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017
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It's horror, but it's funny!
Tom Downey
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Summary
The survivor
Midnight in the cemetery
The substitute of death
A sinister letter
Ghost hunters
Suicide pact
Bloody Mary
The vagina with teeth
The survivor
He looked at the cell phone – no network signal.
— Shit! – said Dan.
— Cannot we call for help? – asked Mindy.
— I'm sorry to say, but we can only pray now.
Mindy glanced at the door.
Outside, just silence.
Mindy hugged Dan, her only backup in the middle of that bloody night.
Dan, for his part, lost the fear of death for an instant as he felt Mindy's breasts on his body.
NOISE ON THE DOOR!
— My God, he's here! – Dan shouted, and hugged Mindy hard, too.
The knocking on the door got louder.
— Before I die, could I squeeze your breasts? – asked Dan.
Mindy answered him with a slap in the face.
THE DOOR OPENED!
Joe Crazy appeared with his sharp machete.
— Hello, kids! – he said, showing the smile with red teeth of blood.
He threw Luis's severed head at them.
Mindy started screaming, and Dan shouted louder than she did.
Joe Crazy approached, and the closer he got, the more they shouted.
He raised the machete in the air and...
Mindy's head fell on the ground with her mouth wide and her eyes wide.
Joe Crazy turned her murderous eyes to Dan.
— Now it's your turn, I'll cut your head off!
— Wait! Would not you rather fuck my ass?
— Well…
In TV, the journalist gave the information:
"Altogether, five decapitated bodies were found on the scene. Everything indicates that it was another slaughter of the serial killer 'Joe Crazy'. The police are now questioning Daniel, the only survivor of this barbarism."
Midnight in the cemetery
I made a date in the cemetery.
In fact, it was she made a date.
Strange, is not it?
Even more midnight.
What girl would made a date at the cemetery at midnight?
Only Kim invented me, and I accepted.
When you want to fuck a girl, you cannot to say no.
I went by taxi.
The cabbie asked me what I was going to do at midnight.
— Eat a pussycat – I replied.
Before continuing the story, I must say how I met Kim.
We met in a facebook group called:
"We want to lose our virginity."
And in this group I met Kim.
Returning the story:
I waited for Kim in front of the cemetery gate.
Suddenly, I heard: "Come here, sweetheart!"
I looked back and saw Kim on the other side of the gate, inside the cemetery.
— How did you get in there?
— It's open, come in.
I entered. She took me by the hand — her hand was icy.
We stopped in front of a tomb.
Kim said:
