Laughing Bill Hyde and Other Stories E-Book

Rex Beach

• Herausgeber: Jovian Press
• Kategorie: Geisteswissenschaft
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017

Seitenzahl: 443

Beschreibung

Mr. William Hyde was discharged from Deer Lodge Penitentiary a changed man. That was quite in line with the accepted theory of criminal jurisprudence, the warden's discipline, and the chaplain's prayers. Yes, Mr. Hyde was changed, and the change had bitten deep; his humorous contempt for the law had turned to abiding hatred; his sunburned cheeks were pallid, his lungs were weak, and he coughed considerably. Balanced against these results, to be sure, were the benefits accruing from three years of corrective discipline at the State's expense; the knack of conversing through stone walls, which Mr. Hyde had mastered, and the plaiting of wonderful horsehair bridles, which he had learned. Otherwise he was the same "Laughing Bill" his friends had known, neither more nor less regenerate.

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LAUGHING BILL HYDE AND OTHER STORIES

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Rex Beach

JOVIAN PRESS

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

LAUGHING BILL HYDE

THE NORTH WIND’S MALICE

HIS STOCK IN TRADE

WITH BRIDGES BURNED

WITH INTEREST TO DATE

THE CUB REPORTER

OUT OF THE NIGHT

THE REAL AND THE MAKE-BELIEVE

RUNNING ELK

THE MOON, THE MAID, AND THE WINGED SHOES

FLESH

LAUGHING BILL HYDE

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MR. WILLIAM HYDE WAS DISCHARGED from Deer Lodge Penitentiary a changed man. That was quite in line with the accepted theory of criminal jurisprudence, the warden’s discipline, and the chaplain’s prayers. Yes, Mr. Hyde was changed, and the change had bitten deep; his humorous contempt for the law had turned to abiding hatred; his sunburned cheeks were pallid, his lungs were weak, and he coughed considerably. Balanced against these results, to be sure, were the benefits accruing from three years of corrective discipline at the State’s expense; the knack of conversing through stone walls, which Mr. Hyde had mastered, and the plaiting of wonderful horsehair bridles, which he had learned. Otherwise he was the same “Laughing Bill” his friends had known, neither more nor less regenerate.

Since the name of Montana promised to associate itself with unpleasant memories, Mr. Hyde determined at once to bury his past and begin life anew in a climate more suited to weak lungs. To that end he stuck up a peaceful citizen of Butte who was hurrying homeward with an armful of bundles, and in the warm dusk of a pleasant evening relieved him of eighty-three dollars, a Swiss watch with an elk’s-tooth fob, a pearl-handled penknife, a key-ring, and a bottle of digestive tablets.

Three wasted years of industry had not robbed Mr. Hyde of the technique of his trade, hence there was nothing amateurish or uproarious about the procedure. He merely back-heeled the pedestrian against a bill-board, held him erect and speechless by placing his left hand upon his victim’s shoulder and pressing his left forearm firmly across the gentleman’s apple, the while with his own dexterous right mit he placed the eighty-three dollars in circulation. During the transaction he laughed constantly. An hour later he was en route for the sunny South, there being good and sufficient reasons why he preferred that direction to any other.

Arizona helped Mr. Hyde’s lungs, for the random town which he selected was high and dry, but, unfortunately, so was Laughing Bill soon after his arrival, and in consequence he was forced to engage promptly in a new business enterprise. This time he raised a pay-roll. It was an easy task, for the custodian of the pay-roll was a small man with a kindly and unsuspicious nature. As a result of this operation Bill was enabled to maintain himself, for some six weeks, in a luxury to which of late he had been unaccustomed. At the end of this time the original bearer of the payroll tottered forth from the hospital and, chancing to overhear Mr. Hyde in altercation with a faro dealer, he was struck by some haunting note in the former’s laughter, and lost no time in shuffling his painful way to the sheriff’s office.

Seeing the man go, Laughing Bill realized that his health again demanded a change of climate, and since it lacked nearly an hour of train time he was forced to leave on horseback. Luckily for him he found a horse convenient. It was a wild horse, with nothing whatever to indicate that it belonged to any one, except the fact that it carried a silver-mounted saddle and bridle, the reins of which were fastened to a post in front of a saloon.

Mr. Hyde enjoyed the ride, for it kept him out in the open air. It grieved him to part with the horse, a few hours later, but being prodigal with personal property he presented the animal to a poor Mexican woman, leaving her to face any resulting embarrassments. Ten minutes later he swung himself under a west-bound freight, and in due time arrived in California, somewhat dirty and fatigued, but in excellent humor.

Laughing Bill’s adventures and his aliases during his slow progress up the coast form no part of this story. It might be said, with a great deal of truth, that he was missed, if not mourned, in many towns. Finally, having found the climates of California, Oregon and Washington uniformly unsuited to one of his habits, force of circumstance in the shape of numerous hand-bills adorned with an unflattering half-tone of himself, but containing certain undeniably accurate data such as diameter of skull, length of nose, angle of ear, and the like, drove him still north and west. Bill was a modest man; he considered these statistics purely personal in character; to see them blazoned publicly on the walls of post-offices, and in the corridors of county buildings, outraged his finer feelings, so he went away from there, in haste, as usual.

Having never sailed the sea, he looked forward to such an experience with lively anticipation, only to be disappointed in the realization. It was rough off Flattery, and he suffered agonies strange and terrifying. In due time, however, he gained his sea legs and, being forever curious, even prying, he explored the ship. His explorations were interesting, for they took him into strange quarters—into the forecastle, the steerage, even into some of the first-class state-rooms, the doors of which had been left “on the hook” while their occupants were at meals. No small benefit accrued to Mr. Hyde from these investigations.

One day during the dinner-hour, as he was occupied in admiring the contents of a strange suit-case, a voice accosted him over his shoulder, and he looked up to discover a face in the cabin window. Bill realized that an explanation was due, for it was evident that the speaker had been watching him for some little time; but under the circumstances, even though the face in the window was round, youthful, good-humored, explanations promised to be embarrassing.

“How d’y?” said Mr. Hyde.

“What luck?” inquired the stranger.

Mr. Hyde sat back upon his heels and grinned engagingly. “Not much,” he confessed. “Can’t find it nowhere. This guy must be a missionary.”

The new-comer opened the door and entered. He was a medium-sized, plump young man. “Oh, I say!” he protested. “Is it as bad as that?” Bill nodded vaguely, meanwhile carefully measuring the physical proportions of the interloper. The latter went on:

“I saw that you knew your business, and—I was hoping you’d manage to find something I had missed.”

Mr. Hyde breathed deep with relief; his expression altered. “You been through ahead of me?” he inquired.

“Oh, several times; daily, in fact.” The speaker tossed a bunch of keys upon the berth, saying: “Glance through the steamer-trunk while you’re here and declare me in on anything-you find.”

Mr. Hyde rose to his feet and retreated a step; his look of relief was replaced by one of dark suspicion. As always, in moments of extremity, he began to laugh.

“Who are you?” he demanded.

“I? Why, I live here. That’s my baggage. I’ve been through it, as I told you, but—” The young man frowned whimsically and lit a cigarette. “It doesn’t diagnose. I can’t find a solitary symptom of anything worth while. Sit down, won’t you?”

Mr. Hyde’s manner changed for a second time. He was embarrassed, apologetic, crestfallen. “Your cabin? Why, then—it’s my mistake!” he declared. “I must ‘a’ got in the wrong flat. Mac sent me up for a deck of cards, but—Say, that’s funny, ain’t it?”

He began to see the joke upon himself, and the youth echoed his laughter.

“It is funny,” the latter agreed. “For Heaven’s sake, don’t spoil it. Sit down and have a smoke; I’m not going to eat you.”

“See here! You don’t mean—? D’you think for a minute—?” Mr. Hyde began with rotund dignity, but the other waved his cigarette impatiently, saying:

“Oh, drop that stuff or I’ll page your friend ‘Mac’ and show you up.”

In assuming his air of outraged innocence Laughing Bill had arched his hollow chest and inhaled deeply. As a result he began to cough, whereupon his new acquaintance eyed him keenly, saying:

“That’s a bad bark. What ails you?”

“Con,” said Laughing Bill.

“Pardon me. I wouldn’t have smoked if I’d known.” The speaker dropped his cigarette and placed a heel upon it. “What are you doing here? Alaska’s no place for weak lungs.”

Gingerly seating himself upon the narrow settee Mr. Hyde murmured, wonderingly: “Say! You’re a regular guy, ain’t you?” He began to laugh again, but now there was less of a metallic quality to his merriment. “Yes sir, dam’ if you ain’t.” He withdrew from his pocket a silver-mounted hair-brush and comb, and placed them carefully upon the washstand. “I don’t aim to quit winner on a sport like you.”

“Thanks, awfully!” smiled the young man. “I’d have fought you for that comb and brush. Girl stuff, you understand? That’s she.” He pointed to a leather-framed photograph propped against the mirror.

Laughing Bill leaned forward and studied the picture approvingly.

“Some queen, all right. Blonde, I reckon.”

“Sure. You like blondes?”

“Who, me? I ain’t strong for no kind of women. You hate her, don’t you?”

The young man smiled more widely, his whole face lit up. “I hate her so much that I kissed her good-by and sailed away to make a quick fortune. I hope Alaska’s unhealthy.”

“Yeah?”

“You see, I’m a doctor. I’m a good doctor, too, but it takes a long time to prove it, out in the States, and I can’t wait a long time.”

Mr. Hyde pondered briefly. “I don’t see’s you got much on me, Doc,” he said. “I frisk ‘em while they’re good and healthy, and you ‘take’ ‘em when they’re feeble. I don’t see no difference to speak of.”

“It’s an interesting viewpoint,” the physician agreed, seriously enough, “and I respect every man’s opinion. Tell me, how did you acquire that cough?”

“Livin’ in a ground-floor apartment.”

“What’s your business?”

“Harness-maker.”

“Hm-m! You’ll do well up here.” The doctor was highly entertained. “I understand there’s a horse at Nome.”

“A horse!”

“Alaska isn’t a stock country.”

Laughing Bill was genuinely surprised. “No horses!” he murmured. “How the hell do you get away?”

“You don’t. You stay and face the music.”

“Now what do you know about that?” There was a brief silence. “Well, I bet I’ll turn my hand to something.”

“No doubt. You impress me as a man of resource.” The doctor’s eyes twinkled and Bill smiled. A bond of friendly understanding had already sprung up between the two men. “Now then, I’m interested in your case. I’ve a notion to try to cure you.”

“Nothing doin’ on the fees. I’m a dead card.”

“Oh, I won’t charge you anything! I’m merely interested in obscure ailments, and, if I’m not mistaken, you suffer from more than one—well, disease. I think you need curing about as badly as any man I ever saw.”

Now Laughing Bill was not skilled in subtleties, and his relief at extricating himself from a trying predicament banished any resentment he might have felt at the doctor’s double meaning. Since the latter was a good-natured, harmless individual he decided to humor him, and so, after they had visited for an hour or more, Mr. Hyde discreetly withdrew. But, oddly enough, during the days immediately following, Laughing Bill grew to like the young fellow immensely. This in itself was a novel experience, for the ex-convict had been a “loner” all his-life, and had never really liked any one. Dr. Evan Thomas, however, seemed to fill some long-felt want in Hyde’s hungry make-up. He fitted in smoothly, too, and despite the latter’s lifelong habit of suspicion, despite his many rough edges, he could not manage to hold the young man at a distance.

Thomas was of a type strange to the wanderer, he was educated, he had unfamiliar airs and accomplishments, but he was human and natural withal. He was totally ignorant of much that Mr. Hyde deemed fundamental, and yet he was mysteriously superior, while his indifferent good nature, his mild amusement at the antics of the world about him covered a sincere and earnest nature. He knew his business, moreover, and he revolutionized Bill’s habits of hygiene in spite of the latter’s protests.

But the disease which ravaged Mr. Hyde’s constitution had its toes dug in, and when the steamer touched at St. Michaels he suffered a severe hemorrhage. For the first time in his life Laughing Bill stood face to face with darkness. He had fevered memories of going over side on a stretcher; he was dimly aware of an appalling weakness, which grew hourly, then an agreeable indifference enveloped him, and for a long time he lived in a land of unrealities, of dreams. The day came when he began to wonder dully how and why he found himself in a freezing cabin with Doctor Thomas, in fur cap and arctic overshoes, tending him. Bill pondered the phenomenon for a week before he put his query into words.

“I’ve had a hard fight for you, old man,” the doctor explained. “I couldn’t leave you here to die.”

“I guess I must ‘a’ been pretty sick.”

“Right! There’s no hospital here, so I took this cabin—borrowed it from the Company. We don’t burn much fuel, and expenses aren’t high.”

“You been standin’ off the landlord?”

“Yes.”

There was a considerable silence, then Bill said, fervently: “You’re a regular guy, like I told you! But you got your pill business to attend to. I’m all right now, so you better blow.”

Thomas smiled dubiously. “You’re a long way from all right, and there’s no place to ‘blow’ to. The last boat sailed two weeks ago.”

“Last boat for where?”

“For anywhere. We’re here for the winter, unless the mail-carrier will take us to Nome, or up the Yukon, after the trails open.”

“I bet you’ll do a good business right here, when folks see what you done for me,” Bill ventured.

“Just wait till you look at the town—deserted warehouses, some young and healthy watchmen, and a Siwash village. You’re the only possible patient in all of St. Michaels.”

Bill lay silent for an hour, staring through the open cabin window at a gray curtain of falling snowflakes; then he shook his head and muttered:

“Well, I be danged!”

“Anything you want?” Thomas inquired, quickly.

“I was just thinking about that gal.” Bill indicated the leather-framed photograph which was prominently featured above the other bunk. “You ain’t gettin’ ahead very fast, are you?”

This time the young medical man smiled with his lips only—his eyes were grave and troubled. “I’ve written her all the circumstances, and she’ll understand. She’s that sort of a girl.” He turned cheerfully back to his task. “I found that I had a few dollars left, so we won’t starve.”

Mr. Hyde felt impelled to confess that in his war-bag there was a roll of some seven hundred dollars, title to which had vested in him on the northward trip, together with certain miscellaneous objects of virtu, but he resisted the impulse, fearing that an investigation by his nurse might lead the latter to believe that he, Bill, was not a harness-maker at all, but a jewelry salesman. He determined to spring that roll at a later date, and to present the doctor with a very thin, very choice gold watch out of State-room 27. Bill carried out this intention when he had sufficiently recovered to get about.

Later, when his lungs had healed, Bill hired the mail-man to take him and his nurse to Nome. Since he was not yet altogether strong, he rode the sled most of the way, while the doctor walked. It was a slow and tiresome trip, along the dreary shores of Behring Sea, over timberless tundras, across inlets where the new ice bent beneath their weight and where the mail-carrier cautiously tested the footing with the head of his ax. Sometimes they slept in their tent, or again in road-houses and in Indian villages.

Every hour Laughing Bill grew stronger, and with his strength of body grew his strength of affection for the youthful doctor. Bill experienced a dog-like satisfaction in merely being near him; he suffered pangs when Thomas made new friends; he monopolized him jealously. The knowledge that he had a pal was new and thrilling; it gave Bill constant food for thought and speculation. Thomas was always gentle and considerate, but his little services, his unobtrusive sacrifices never went unnoticed, and they awoke in the bandit an ever-increasing wonderment. Also, they awoke a fierce desire to square the obligation.

The two men laid over at one of the old Russian towns, and Thomas, as was his restless custom, made investigation of the native village. Of course Bill went with him. They had learned by this time to enter Indian houses without knocking, so, therefore, when they finally came to a cabin larger and cleaner than the rest they opened the door and stepped inside, quite like experienced travelers.

A squaw was bent over a tub of washing, another stood beside the tiny frosted window staring out. Neither woman answered the greeting of the white men.

“Must be the chief’s house,” Thomas observed.

“Must be! I s’pose the old bird is out adding up his reindeer. ‘Sapolio Sue’ is prob’ly his head wife.” Laughing Bill ran an interested eye over the orderly interior. “Some shack, but—I miss the usual smell.”

Neither woman paid them the least attention, so they continued to talk with each other.

“I wonder what she is washing,” Doctor Thomas said, finally.

The figure at the window turned, exposing the face of a comely young

Indian girl. Her features were good, her skin was light. She eyed the

intruders coolly, then in a well-modulated voice, and in excellent

English, she said:

“She is washing a pair of sealskin pants.”

Both men removed their caps in sudden embarrassment. Thomas exclaimed:

“I beg your pardon! We thought this was just an ordinary native house, or we wouldn’t have intruded.”

“You haven’t intruded. This is ‘Reindeer Mary’s’ house.” The girl had again turned her back.

“Are you Reindeer Mary?”

“No, I am Ponatah. Mary befriended me; she lets me live with her.”

“Allow me to introduce Mr. Hyde. I am Doctor Thomas. We were very rude—”

“Oh, everybody comes here.” The men recognized instantly in the speaker’s face, as well as in her voice, that education had set its stamp. “Will you sit down and wait for her?”

“You overwhelm us.” After an awkward moment the physician queried,

“How in the world did you learn to speak such good English?”

“A missionary took an interest in me when I was a little girl. He sent me to Carlisle.”

Laughing Bill had been an attentive listener, now he ventured to say:

“I know this Carlisle. He’s a swell football player, or something.”

Ponatah smiled, showing a row of small, white teeth. “Carlisle is an

Indian school.”

“What made you come back?” Thomas inquired, curiously.

Ponatah shrugged her shoulders. “There was an end to the money. What could I do? At first I thought I’d be able to help my people, but—I couldn’t. They will learn from the white people, but not from one of their own kind.”

“Your parents—?”

“They died when I was a baby. Mary took me in.” The girl spoke in a flat, emotionless tone.

“It must be tough to come back to this, now that you know what life really is,” said Thomas, after a time.

Ponatah’s eyes were dark with tragedy when she turned them to the speaker. “God!“ she cried, unexpectedly, then abruptly she faced the window once more. It was a moment before she went on in fierce resentment:

“Why didn’t they leave me as they found me? Why did they teach me their ways, and then send me back to this—this dirt and ignorance and squalor? Sometimes I think I can’t stand it. But what can I do? Nobody understands. Mary can’t see why I’m different from her and the others. She has grown rich, with her reindeer; she says if this is good enough for her it should be good enough for me. As for the white men who come through, they can’t, or they won’t, understand. They’re hateful to me. Petersen, the mail-carrier, for instance! I don’t know why I’m telling you this. You’re strangers. You’re probably just like Petersen.”

“I know why you’re telling us,” Thomas said, slowly. “It’s because

I—because we’re not like Petersen and the others; it’s because

I—we can help you.”

“Help me?” sneered the girl. “How?”

“I don’t know, yet. But you’re out of place here. There’s a place for you somewhere; I’ll find it.”

Ponatah shook her head wearily. “Mary says I belong here, with my people.”

“No. You belong with white people—people who will treat you well.”

This time the girl smiled bitterly. “They have treated me worse than my own people have. I know them, and—I hate them.”

“Ain’t you the sore-head, now?” Laughing Bill murmured. “You got a hundred-per-cent. grouch, but if the old medicine-man says he’ll put you in right, you bet your string of beads he’ll do it. He’s got a gift for helpin’ down-and-outers. You got class, Kid; you certainly rhinestone this whole bunch of red men. Why, you belong in French heels and a boodwar cap; that’s how I dope you.”

“There must be a chance for a girl like you in Nome,” Thomas continued, thoughtfully. “You’d make a good hand with children. Suppose I try to find you a place as governess?”

“Would you?” Ponatah’s face was suddenly eager. “Children? Oh yes! I’d work my fingers to the bone. I—I’d do anything—”

“Then I’ll do what I can.”

For some time longer the three of them talked, and gradually into the native girl’s eyes there came a light, for these men were not like the others she had met, and she saw the world begin to unfold before her. When at last they left she laid a hand upon the doctor’s arm and said, imploringly:

“You won’t forget. You—promise?”

“I promise,” he told her.

“He don’t forget nothing,” Bill assured her, “and if he does I’ll see that he don’t.”

After they had gone Ponatah stood motionless for a long time, then she whispered, breathlessly:

“Children! Little white children! I’ll be very good to them.”

“She’s a classy quilt,” Laughing Bill said, on the way back to the road-house.

“She’s as pretty as a picture, and little more than a child,” the doctor admitted.

“You made a hit. She’d do ‘most anything for you.” The doctor muttered, absent-mindedly. “She’s stood off Petersen and these red-necks, but she’d fall for you.” Mr. Hyde was insinuating.

Thomas halted; he stared at his partner curiously, coldly. “Say! Do you think that’s why I offered to help her?” he inquired.

“Come clean!” The invalid winked meaningly. “You’re a long ways from home, and I’ve knew fellers to do a lot worse. You can grab her, easy. And if you do—”

Thomas grunted angrily. “I’ve put up with a lot from you,” he said, then he strode on.

“And if you do,” the other resumed, falling into step with him, “I’ll bust you right where you’re thickest.”

“Eh?”

“I’ll bust you wide open. Oh, me ‘n’ that gal in the leather frame had a long talk while I was sick in St. Mikes, and she asked me to keep you in the middle of the trail. Well, I’m the little guy that can do it.”

“Bill!” Evan Thomas’s eyes were twinkling. “I believe I’m going to cure you, after all,” said he.

Late that afternoon Mr. Hyde disappeared; he did not show up until after dark.

“I been to see Lo, the poor squaw,” he readily confessed. “She ain’t the pure domestic leaf, she’s a blend—part Rooshian, or something. Seems there was a gang of Rooshians or Swedes or Dagoes of some sort used to run this country. She says they horned into some of the best Injun families, and she’s one of the ‘overs.’”

“They were Russians.”

“Rooshians is a kind of white people, ain’t they? Well, that’s how she come so light-complected. You remember she said our folks had treated her bad? It’s a fact, Doc. She spilled the story, and it made a mouthful. It’s like this: when Nome was struck a Swede feller she had knew staked her a claim, but she couldn’t hold it, her bein’ a squab—under age, savvy? There’s something in the law that prevents Injuns gettin’ in on anything good, too; I don’t rightly recollect what it is, but if it’s legal you can bet it’s crooked. Anyhow, Uncle Sam lets up a squawk that she’s only eighteen, goin’ on nineteen, and a noble redskin to boot, and says his mining claims is reserved for Laps and Yaps and Japs and Wops, and such other furrin’ slantheads of legal age as declare their intention to become American citizens if their claims turn out rich enough so’s it pays ‘em to do so.

“Well, Ponatah’s Swede friend gets himself froze, somehow, so she has to pass the buck. Naturally, she turns to her pals, the missionaries. There’s a he-missionary here—head mug of the whole gang. He’s a godly walloper, and he tears into Satan bare-handed every Sunday. He slams the devil around something shameful, and Ponatah thinks he’s a square guy if ever they come square, so she asks him to re-locate her claim, on shares, and hold it for the joint account. Old Doctor M.E. Church agrees to split fifty-fifty, half to her and half to heaven, then he vamps to Nome and chalks his monaker over the Kid’s. Now get me: the claim turns out good, and Ponatah’s heavenly pilot makes a Mexican divvy—he takes the money and gives her his best wishes. He grabs everything, and says he never knew nobody by the name of Ponatah—he gets so he can’t even pronounce it. He allows her face is familiar, but he can’t place her, and the partnership idea allus was repugnant to him. He never was partners with nobody, understand? He blows the show; he bows out and leaves the Kid flat. He forsakes the Milky Way for the Great White one, and he’s out there now, smokin’ Coronas and wearin’ a red vest under his black coat, with a diamond horseshoe in his tie. It looks to me like the James boys could ‘a’ learned something from this gospel hold-up.”

“Do you believe her story?” Thomas inquired.

“She don’t know enough to lie, and you can’t trust a guy that wears his collar backwards.”

“She should go to court.”

Mr. Hyde shook his head. “I been there, often, but I never picked up a bet. Somehow or other courts is usually right next to jails, and you got to watch out you don’t get in the wrong place. You can’t win nothing in either one. I thought I’d tell you the story, so if you ever meet up with this shave-tail preacher and he wants a headache pill you can slip him some sugar-coated arsenic.”

In the days immediately following Doctor Thomas’s arrival at Nome he was a busy man, but he did not forget Ponatah. He was allowed no opportunity of doing so, for Bill frequently reminded him of her, and as a result it was not long before he found a place for his charge, in the home of a leading merchant. Arrangements made, Bill went in search of the mail-carrier.

Petersen was drinking with two friends at the bar of the Last Chance, and he pressed his late passenger to join them. But alcoholism was not one of Mr. Hyde’s weaknesses. The best of Bill’s bad habits was much worse than drink; he had learned from experience that liquor put a traitor’s tongue in his head, and in consequence he was a teetotaler.

“I got a job for you, Pete,” he announced. “I got you another sled-load for your next trip. You know Ponatah?”

“Ponatah? Sure Aye know ‘im.” Petersen. spoke with enthusiasm.

“Well, bring her along when you come. Me ‘n’ the little Doc will settle.”

“Dat’s good yob for me, all right. Vot mak’ you tank she’ll come? Aye ask her plenty tams, but she ant like me.”

“You slip her this billy-ducks and she’ll come.”

Petersen pocketed the letter which Bill handed him; his eyes brightened; the flush in his face deepened. “You bet your gum boots Aye bring her. She’s svell, ant she, Bill? She’s yust some svell like white voman.”

“Who’s this?” queried one of Petersen’s companions.

“Ponatah. She’s jung sqvaw. Aye got eyes on dat chicken long tam now.” The burly mail-man laughed loudly and slapped his friend on the shoulder.

Mr. Hyde appeared to share in the general good nature. Carelessly, smilingly he picked up Petersen’s dog-whip, which lay coiled on the bar; thoughtfully he weighed it. The lash was long, but the handle was short and thick, and its butt was loaded with shot; it had much the balance of a black-jack—a weapon not unknown to Mr. Hyde.

“Pretty soft for you mail-men.” The former speaker grinned.

“Ja! Pretty soft. Aye bet Aye have good tam dis trip. Yust vait. You don’t know how purty is Ponatah. She—”

Petersen’s listeners waited. They are waiting yet, for the mail-man never completed his admiring recital of the Indian girl’s charms, owing to the fact that the genial Mr. Hyde without warning tapped his late friend’s round head with the leather butt of the dog-whip. Had it not been for the Norseman’s otter cap it is probable that a new mail-carrier would have taken the St. Michaels run.

Petersen sat down upon his heels, and rested his forehead against the cool brass foot-rail; the subsequent proceedings interested him not at all. Those proceedings were varied and sudden, for the nearest and dearest of Petersen’s friends rushed upon Mr. Hyde with a roar. Him, too, Bill eliminated from consideration with the loaded whip handle. But, this done, Bill found himself hugged in the arms of the other man, as in the embrace of a bereaved she-grizzly. Now even at his best the laughing Mr. Hyde was no hand at rough-and-tumble, it being his opinion that fisticuffs was a peculiarly indecisive and exhausting way of settling a dispute. He possessed a vile temper, moreover, and once aroused half measures failed to satisfy it.

After Mr. Hyde’s admirable beginning those neutrals who had seen the start of the affray were prepared to witness an ending equally quick and conclusive. They were surprised, therefore, to note that Bill put up a very weak struggle, once he had come to close quarters. He made only the feeblest resistance, before permitting himself to be borne backward to the floor, and then as he lay pinned beneath his opponent he did not even try to guard the blows that rained upon him; as a matter of fact, he continued to laugh as if the experience were highly diverting.

Seeing that the fight was one-sided, the bartender hastened from his retreat, dragged Petersen’s champion to his feet, and flung him back into the arms of the onlookers, after which he stooped to aid the loser. His hands were actually upon Bill before he understood the meaning of that peculiar laughter, and saw in Mr. Hyde’s shaking fingers that which caused him to drop the prostrate victim as if he were a rattlesnake.

“God’l’mighty!” exclaimed the rescuer. He retreated hurriedly whence he had come.

Bill rose and dusted himself off, then he bent over Petersen, who was stirring.

“Just give her that billy-ducks and tell her it’s all right. Tell her I say you won’t hurt her none.” Then, still chuckling, he slipped into the crowd and out of the Last Chance. As he went he coughed and spat a mouthful of blood.

Once the mail-carrier had been apprised of the amazing incidents which had occurred during his temporary inattention, he vowed vengeance in a mighty voice, and his threats found echo in the throats of his two companions. But the bartender took them aside and spoke guardedly:

“You better lay off of that guy, or he’ll fatten the graveyard with all three of you. I didn’t ‘make’ him at first, but I got him now, all right.”

“What d’you mean? Who is he?”

“His name’s Hyde, ‘Laughing Bill.’”

“‘Laughing Bill’ Hyde!” One of Petersen’s friends, he who had come last into the encounter, turned yellow and leaned hard against the bar. A sudden nausea assailed him and he laid tender hands upon his abdomen. “‘Laughing Bill’ Hyde! That’s why he went down so easy! Why, he killed a feller I knew—ribboned him up from underneath, just that way—and the jury called it self-defense.” A shudder racked the speaker’s frame.

“Sure! He’s a cutter—a reg’lar gent’s cutter and fitter. He’d ‘a’ had you all over the floor in another minute; if I hadn’t pried you apart they’d ‘a’ sewed sawdust up inside of you like you was a doll. He had the old bone-handled skinner in his mit; that’s why I let go of him. Laughing Bill! Take it from me, boys, you better walk around him like he was a hole in the ice.”

It may have been the memory of that heavy whip handle, it may have been the moral effect of stray biographical bits garnered here and there around the gambling-table, or it may have been merely a high and natural chivalry, totally unsuspected until now, which prompted Petersen to treat Ponatah with a chill and formal courtesy when he returned from St. Michaels. At any rate, the girl arrived in Nome with nothing but praise for the mail-man. Pete Petersen, so she said, might have his faults, but he knew how to behave like a perfect gentleman.

Ponatah took up her new duties with enthusiasm, and before a month had passed she had endeared herself to her employers, who secretly assured Doctor Thomas that they had discovered a treasure and would never part with her. She was gentle, patient, sweet, industrious; the children idolized her. The Indian girl had never dreamed of a home like this; she was deliriously happy.

She took pride in discharging her obligations; she did not forget the men who had made this wonder possible. They had rented a little cabin, and, after the fashion of men, they make slipshod efforts at keeping house. Since it was Ponatah’s nature to serve, she found time somehow to keep the place tidy and to see to their comfort.

Laughing Bill was a hopeless idler; he had been born to leisure and was wedded to indigence, therefore he saw a good deal of the girl on her visits. He listened to her stories of the children, he admired her new and stylish clothes, he watched her develop under the influence of her surroundings. Inasmuch as both of them were waifs, and beholden to the bounty of others, thy had ties in common—a certain mutuality—hence they came to know each other intimately.

Despite the great change in her environment, Ponatah remained in many ways quite aboriginal. For instance, she was embarrassingly direct and straightforward; she entirely lacked hypocrisy, and that which puzzled or troubled her she boldly put into words. There came a time when Bill discovered that Ponatah’s eyes, when they looked at him, were more than friendly, that most of the services she performed were aimed at him.

Then one day she asked him to marry her.

There was nothing brazen or forward about the proposal; Ponatah merely gave voice to her feelings in a simple, honest way that robbed her of no dignity.

Bill laughed the proposal off. “I wouldn’t marry the Queen of Sheby,” said he.

“Why?”

“I ain’t that kind of a bird, that’s why.”

“What kind of a bird are you?” Ponatah eyed him with grave curiosity.

“All men marry. I’m reading a great many books, and they’re all about

love and marriage. I love you, and I’m pretty. Is it because I’m an

Indian—?”

“Hell! That wouldn’t faze me, Kiddo. You skin the white dames around this village. But you better cut out them books.”

“I’d make you a good wife.”

“Sure! You’re aces. But I’d make a bum husband. I ain’t got the breath to blow out a candle.” Mr. Hyde chuckled; the idea of marriage plainly amused him. “How you know I ain’t got a covey of wives?” he inquired.

“Oh, I know!” Ponatah was unsmiling. “I’m simple, but I can see through people. I can tell the good ones and the bad ones. You’re a good man, Billy.”

Now this praise was anything but agreeable to Mr. Hyde, for above all things he abhorred so-called “good” people. Good people were suckers, and he prided himself upon being a wise guy, with all that was meant thereby.

“You lay off of me, Kid,” he warned, darkly, “and you muffle them wedding bells. You can’t win nothing with that line of talk. If I was fifty inches around the chest, liked to work, and was fond of pas’ment’ries I’d prob’ly fall for you, but I ain’t. I’m a good man, all right—to leave alone. I’ll be a brother to you, but that’s my limit.” The subject was embarrassing, so he changed it. “Say! I been thinking about that claim of yours. Didn’t you get no paper from that missionary?”

“No.”

“Then his word’s as good as yours.”

“That’s what the lawyer told me. I offered to give him half, but he wouldn’t touch the case.”

“It was a dirty deal, but you better forget it.”

“I’ll try,” the girl promised. “But I don’t forget easily.”

Laughing Bill’s rejection of Ponatah’s offer of marriage did not in the least affect their friendly relations. She continued to visit the cabin, and not infrequently she reverted to the forbidden topic, only to meet with discouragement.

Doctor Thomas had opened an office, of course, but business was light and expenses heavy. Supplies were low in Nome and prices high; coal, for instance, was a hundred dollars a ton and, as a result, most of the idle citizens spent their evenings—-but precious little else—around the saloon stoves. When April came Laughing Bill regretfully decided that it was necessary for him to go to work. The prospect was depressing, and he did not easily reconcile himself to it, for he would have infinitely preferred some less degraded and humiliating way out of the difficulty. He put up a desperate battle against the necessity, and he did not accept the inevitable until thoroughly convinced that the practice of medicine and burglary could not be carried on from the same residence without the risk of serious embarrassment to his benefactor.

However, to find employment in a community where there were two men to one job was not easy, but happily—or unhappily—Bill had a smattering of many trades, and eventually there came an opening as handy-man at a mine. It was a lowly position, and Bill had little pride in it, for he was put to helping the cook, waiting on table, washing dishes, sweeping cabins, making beds, and the like. He had been assured that the work was light, and so it was, but it was also continuous. He could summon not the slightest interest in it until he discovered that this was the very claim which rightfully belonged to Ponatah. Then, indeed, he pricked up his ears.

The Aurora Borealis, as the mine was now called, had been working all winter, and gigantic dumps of red pay-dirt stood as monuments to the industry of its workmen. Rumor had it that the “streak” was rich, and that Doctor Slayforth, the owner, would be in on the first boat to personally oversee the clean-ups. The ex-missionary, Bill discovered, had the reputation of being a tight man, and meanly suspicious in money matters. He reposed no confidence in his superintendent, a surly, saturnine fellow known as Black Jack Berg, nor in Denny Slevin, his foreman. So much Laughing Bill gathered from camp gossip.

It soon became evident that Black Jack was a hard driver, for sluicing began with the first trickle of snow water—even while the ditches were still ice-bound—and it continued with double shifts thereafter. A representative of Doctor Slayforth came out from Nome to watch the first clean-up, and Bill, in his capacity as chambermaid, set up a cot for him in the cabin shared by Black Jack and Denny. While so engaged the latter discovered him, and gruffly ordered him to remove the cot to the bunk-house.

“Put him in with the men,” growled Slevin. “Serves the dam’ spy right.”

“Spy? Is he a gum-shoe?” Mr. Hyde paused, a pillow slip between his teeth.

“That’s what! Me and Jack was honest enough to run things all winter, but we ain’t honest enough to clean up. That’s like old Slayforth—always lookin’ to get the worst of it. I’m square, and so’s Jack. Makes me sick, this spyin’ on honest folks. Everybody knows we wouldn’t turn a trick.”

Now it was Laughing Bill’s experience that honesty needs no boosting, and that he who most loudly vaunts his rectitude is he who is least certain of it.

“The boss must be a good man, him being a sort of psalm-singer,” Bill ventured, guilelessly.

Denny snorted: “Oh, sure! He’s good, all right. He’s ‘most too good—to be true. Billy, my boy, when you’ve seen as many crooks as I have you’ll know ‘em, no matter how they come dressed.”

As he folded the cot Mr. Hyde opined that worldly experience must indeed be a fine thing to possess.

“You go gamble on it!” Slevin agreed. “Now then, just tell that Hawkshaw we don’t want no dam’ spies in our house. We’re square guys, and we can’t stomach ‘em.”

That evening Black Jack called upon the handy-man to help with the clean-up, and put him to tend the water while he and Denny, under the watchful eye of the owner’s representative, lifted the riffles, worked down the concentrates, and removed them from the boxes.

Bill was an experienced placer miner, so it was not many days before he was asked to help in the actual cleaning of the sluices. He was glad of the promotion, for, as he told himself, no man can squeeze a lemon without getting juice on his fingers. It will be seen, alas! that Mr. Hyde’s moral sense remained blunted in spite of the refining influence of his association with Doctor Thomas. But Aurora dust was fine, and the handy-man’s profits were scarcely worth the risks involved in taking them.

One morning while Bill was cleaning up the superintendent’s cabin he noticed a tiny yellow flake of gold upon the floor in front of Slevin’s bed. Careful examination showed him several “colors” of the same sort, so he swept the boards carefully and took up the dust in a “blower.” He breathed upon the pile, blowing the lighter particles away. A considerable residue of heavy yellow grains remained. With a grin Bill folded them in a cigarette paper and placed them in his pocket. But it puzzled him to explain how there came to be gold on the cabin floor. His surprise deepened when, a few days later, he found another “prospect” in the same place. His two sweepings had yielded perhaps a pennyweight of the precious metal—enough to set him to thinking. It seemed queer that in the neighborhood of Black Jack’s bunk he could find no pay whatever.

Slevin had left his hip boots in the cabin, and as Laughing Bill turned down their tops and set them out in the wind to dry his sharp eye detected several yellow pin-points of color which proved, upon closer investigation, to be specks of gold clinging to the wet lining.

“Well, I be danged!” said Mr. Hyde. Carefully, thoughtfully, he replaced the boots where he had found them. The knowledge that he was on a hot trail electrified him.

At the next clean-up Laughing Bill took less interest in his part of the work and more in Denny Slevin’s. When the riffles were washed, and the loose gravel had been worked down into yellow piles of rich concentrates, Slevin, armed with whisk broom, paddle, and scoop, climbed into the sluices. Bill watched him out of a corner of his eye, and it was not long before his vigilance was rewarded. The hold-up man turned away with a feeling of genuine admiration, for he had seen Slevin, under the very nose of the lookout, “go south” with a substantial amount of gold.

The foreman’s daring and dexterity amazed Bill and deepened his respect. Slevin’s work was cunning, and yet so simple as to be almost laughable. With his hip boots pulled high he had knelt upon one knee in the sluice scooping up the wet piles of gold and black iron sand, while Berg held a gold pan to receive it. During the process Black Jack had turned to address the vigilant owner’s representative, and, profiting by the brief diversion, Bill had seen Denny dump a heaping scoop-load of “pay” into the gaping pocket-like top of his capacious rubber boot.

“The sons-of-a-gun!” breathed Laughing Bill. “The double-crossing sons-of-a-gun! Why, it begins to look like a big summer for me.”

Bill slept well that night, for now that he knew the game which was going on he felt sure that sooner or later he would take a hand in it. Just how or when the hand would fall he could not tell, but that did not worry him in the least, inasmuch as he already held the trumps. It seemed that a kindly fortune had guided him to the Aurora; that fate had decreed he should avenge the wrongs of Ponatah. The handy-man fell asleep with a smile upon his lips.

The first ship arrived that very evening, and the next day Doctor Slayforth in person appeared at the Aurora. He was a thin, restless man with weak and shifting eyes; he said grace at dinner, giving thanks for the scanty rations of hash and brown beans over which his hungry workmen were poised like cormorants. The Aurora had won the name of a bad feeder, but its owner seemed satisfied with his meal. Later Bill overheard him talking with his superintendent.

“I’m disappointed with the clean-ups,” Slayforth confessed. “The pay appears to be pinching out.”

“She don’t wash like she sampled, that’s a fact,” said Black Jack.

“I’m afraid we shall have to practise economies—”

“Look here! If you aim to cut down the grub, don’t try it,” counseled

Berg. “It’s rotten now.”

“Indeed? There appeared to be plenty, and the quality was excellent. I fear you encourage gluttony, and nothing so interferes with work. We must effect a saving somehow; there is too great a variation between theoretical and actual values.”

“Huh! You better try feeding hay for a while,” sourly grumbled the superintendent. “If you ain’t getting what you aimed to get it’s because it ain’t in the cards.”

This conversation interested Bill, for it proved that the robbers had helped themselves with a liberal hand, but how they had managed to appropriate enough gold to noticeably affect the showing of the winter’s work intensely mystified him; it led him to believe that Black Jack and Denny were out for a homestake.

That such was indeed the case and that Slevin was not the only thief Bill soon discovered, for after the next clean-up he slipped away through the twilight and took stand among the alders outside the rear window of the shack on the hill. From his point of concealment he could observe all that went on inside.

It was a familiar scene. By the light of an oil lamp Black Jack was putting the final touches to the clean-up. Two gold pans, heaped high with the mingled black sand and gold dust, as it came out of the sluices, were drying on the Yukon stove, and the superintendent was engaged in separating the precious yellow particles from the worthless material which gravity had deposited with it. This refining process was slow, painstaking work, and was effected with the help of a flat brass scoop—a “blower.” By shaking this blower and breathing upon its contents the lighter grains of iron sand were propelled to the edge, as chaff is separated from wheat, and fell into a box held between the superintendent’s knees. The residue, left in the heel of the blower after each blowing process, was commercial “dust,” ready for the bank or the assay office. Doctor Slayforth, with his glasses on the end of his nose, presided at the gold scales, while Denny Slevin looked on. As the dust was weighed, a few ounces at a time, it was dumped into a moose-skin sack and entered upon the books.

Black Jack had the light at his back, he was facing the window, therefore Laughing Bill commanded an unobstructed view of his adept manipulations. It was not long before the latter saw him surreptitiously drop a considerable quantity of gold out of the scoop and into the box between his knees, then cover it up with the black sand. This sleight-of-hand was repeated several times, and when the last heap of gold had been weighed Bill estimated that Doctor Slayforth was poorer by at least a hundred ounces—sixteen hundred dollars. There was no question about it now; these were not common thieves; this was becoming a regular man’s game, and the stakes were assuming a size to give Laughing Bill a tingling sensation along his spine. Having discovered the modus operandi of the pair, and having read their cards, so to speak, he next set himself to discover where they banked their swag. But this was by no means easy. His utmost vigilance went unrewarded by so much as a single clue.

Berg and Slevin had a habit of riding into town on Saturday nights, and the next time they left the claim Bill pleaded a jumping toothache and set out afoot for medical attention.

It was late when he arrived at Nome, nevertheless a diligent search of the Front Street saloons failed to locate either man. He was still looking for them when they came riding in.

With their delayed arrival Bill’s apprehensions vanished, as likewise did his imaginary toothache. He had feared that they were in the habit of bringing the gold to Nome, there perhaps to bank it with some friend; but now he knew that they were too cautious for that, and preferred instead to cache it somewhere in the hills. This simplified matters immensely, so Bill looked up his little doctor for a sociable visit.

Thomas was in his office; he greeted Bill warmly.

“Say! Pill-rolling must be brisk to keep you on the job till midnight,” the latter began.

“Business is rotten!” exclaimed the physician. “And it’s a rotten business.”

“Nobody sick? That’s tough. Open a can of typhoid germs, and I’ll put ‘em in the well. Anything to stir up a little trade.”

“I’ve just balanced my books and—I’ve just heard from Alice.”

“Do the books balance?”

“Oh, perfectly—nothing equals nothing—it’s a perfect equilibrium. Alice wants me to come home and start all over, and I’m tempted to do so.”

“Ain’t going to throw up your tail, are you?”

“I can’t get along without her.” Thomas was plainly in the depths; he turned away and stared moodily out into the dim-lit street. It was midnight, but already the days were shortening, already there was an hour or two of dusk between the evening and the morning light.

“Of course you can’t get along without her,” the ex-bandit agreed. “I seen that when I looked at her picture. Why don’t you bring her in?”

“Bring her in—here?” Thomas faced about quickly. “Humph! Not much.”

“Well, this ain’t no doll’s village, that’s a fact. It’s full of wicked men, and the women ain’t wuth braggin’ over. S’pose we go out and marry her?”

“We?” Thomas smiled for the first time.

“Sure. I’ll stick to the bitter finish.”

“I’m broke, Bill.”

“Pshaw, now! Don’t let that worry you. I got money.”

“You?” The doctor was surprised. “Where did you get it?”

“Well, I got it! That’s the main thing. It was—left to me.”

“Honestly?”

“What d’you mean, ‘honestly’?”

“How much?”

“I dunno, exactly. You see, I ain’t got it actually in my mit—”

“Oh!”

“But I’ll have it, all righto. It’s just waiting for me to close down on it. I reckon there must be a thousand gold buzzards in the stack, mebby more. It’s all yours.”

“Thanks!” said the physician, unimpressed.

“Look me in the eye.” Bill spoke earnestly. “Twenty thousand iron men ain’t so bad. It’ll buy a lot of doll’s clothes. We can have a big party—I ain’t kidding!” Then reading amused incredulity in his friend’s face he demanded: “How you know I ain’t got a rich uncle that raised me from a colt and that broke his heart at me runnin’ away and turning out wild, and has had lawyers gunnin’ for me ever since he knew he was gettin’ old and going to croak? How you know that, eh?”

“I don’t know. I don’t know anything about you, Bill. That’s one of the most interesting features of our friendship.”

“Well, pay a little attention to me. Now then, I figger it like this:

I got lungs like a grasshopper, and the money won’t do me no good, so

I’ll stake you and Miss Alice to it.”

Doctor Thomas eyed the speaker curiously. “I believe you would,” said he, after a moment.

“Would I? Say! You ever seen a feather bed tied up with a rope? You sit tight and I’ll slip you a roll just that size.”

“Of course you know I wouldn’t take it?”

“Why not? It’s more’n likely it’ll get me into evil company or gimme some bad habit, and I’ll gargle off before I’ve had a chance to spend it. I ain’t strong.”

“I’ll earn what I get, Billy.”

“All right. If you feel like that I’ll bet it for you on a crap game, and you can take the winnings—”

“Nothing doing. I want honest money—money that I can look in the face.”