Moscow Exile E-Book

John Lawton

• Herausgeber: Grove Press UK
• Kategorie: Abenteuer, Thriller, Horror
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023

Beschreibung

ONE OF THE GUARDIAN'S BEST CRIME AND THRILLER TITLES OF 2023 SHORTLISTED FOR THE BARRY AWARD FOR BEST THRILLER 2024 Charlotte is a British expatriate who has recently settled in Washington, D.C. with her second husband, but enviable dinner parties aren't the only thing she is planning. Meanwhile, Charlie Leigh-Hunt has been posted to Washington as a replacement for Guy Burgess, last seen disappearing around the corner and into the Soviet Union. Charlie is surprised to cross paths with Charlotte, an old flame of his, who, thanks to her gossipy parties, has a packed pocketbook full of secrets she is eager to share. Two decades later, in 1969, Joe Wilderness is stuck on the wrong side of the Iron Curtain, held captive by the KGB, a chip in a game way above his pay grade - but his old friends Frank and Eddie are going to try to spring him out of the toughest prison in the world. All roads lead back to Berlin, and to the famous Bridge of Spies... Featuring crackling dialogue and brilliantly plotted Cold War intrigue, Moscow Exile is a gripping thriller populated by larger-than-life personalities in a Cold War plot that feels strangely in tune with our present.

Leseprobe

Also by John Lawton

1963

Black Out

Old Flames

A Little White Death

Bluffing Mr. Churchill

Flesh Wounds

Second Violin

A Lily of the Field

Sweet Sunday

Then We Take Berlin

The Unfortunate Englishman

Friends and Traitors

Hammer to Fall

First published in the United States of America in 2023 by Grove Atlantic

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for

Ann Alexander

First comes the imagining, then the search for reality.Then back to the imagining,and to the desk where I’m sitting now.

—John le Carré

Everything in life, I believe, is luck and timing.

—Pamela Harriman

Thou art poor and thou art abounding;thou art mighty, and thou art helpless, Mother Russia.

—N. A. Nekrasov(often quoted by V. I. Lenin and J. V. Stalin)

A Bit of a Prologue

West Berlin: The American Sector Glienicke Bridge, September 28, 1969

Frank was wondering if he should buy shares in the Glienicke Bridge. Or maybe buy a small lot just inside the American sector. Put up his own shack. Find out what fishing was for. Become the CIA’s answer to Elmer Fudd. He seemed to end up here far too often, three times in as many years, freezing his balls off at midnight and some. Why did the fuckin’ Russians have to do everything at midnight? What was wrong with two in the afternoon? Back in time for tea. What was wrong with four in the afternoon? Back in time for dinner. Midnight, fuckin’ midnight and his stomach was talking to him. It was saying, “Jack Daniel’s and a hot dog! Jack Daniel’s and a hot dog!” over and over again.

He had only himself to blame. It had been his idea. Perhaps taking it to the British had been a mistake. They’d been responsive, couldn’t deny that, but they no more trusted him than he trusted them.

And the British were late.

He looked at his watch. The hands weren’t moving. Fuckin’ Rolex. He had only himself to blame, choosing a Madison Avenue status symbol over something that actually worked. Next time a Longines. Maybe the British weren’t late?

He was expecting Eddie Clark. MI6 had insisted on one of their own being present so had prised Eddie out from behind his desk, as the one man they trusted for a positive identification. That Eddie regarded Frank Spoleto as the spawn of Satan didn’t seem to figure.

He was also expecting some diplomat or other. They trusted Eddie so far and no farther—what was clear was that they didn’t trust him with the money. So there’d be a diplomatic bagman. So there’d be a talking suit, a talking suit chained to a briefcase full of the folding stuff, just like a Pinkerton agent.

He wasn’t.

When the Merc pulled up, Eddie got out of the driver’s seat and opened the rear door for the bagman, who wasn’t chained to anything. He was a little guy, no taller than Eddie—a snazzier dresser: silk scarf, pigskin gloves, black cashmere overcoat, collar turned up against the night air.

The bagman picked up a nifty-looking attaché case and the two of them approached Frank.

“What kept you?”

Eddie looked at his watch. He appeared to have one that worked.

“We’re bang on time.”

“You’re late!”

“No we’re . . . oh fuck you. I might have known you’d start summat. Frank, this is—”

“Forget it, Ed, let’s just get out there and get this done.”

Frank walked off and hearing no footsteps turned and glared at Eddie.

The bagman spoke: “It’s fine, Eddie. Stay here. I can handle this.”

“I’m supposed to ID him.”

“Damn right you are,” Frank yelled.

“I can do that,” the bagman said.

Frank wasn’t sure just who he was talking to, but the bagman joined him with a witheringly polite English fuck-you: “Lead on, Mr. Spoleto. I’m at your service.”

“In about fifty yards we’re gonna meet the US border guards. Do not call me by name.”

“Then what do I call you?”

“Colonel. Just call me Colonel.”

“Colonel who?”

“I forget. Murphy, Moriarty. Something Irish. Just stick to ‘Colonel.’”

Fifty yards on, a uniformed US Army captain saluted and raised the barrier. Frank returned the salute.

Another fifty yards and they’d be at the centre of the bridge. There was a three-quarter moon peeping in and out of clouds and the river mist danced around them playing now-you-see-it-now-you-don’t.

“Are they there?” the bagman asked.

“No idea. Maybe they keep time as well as you. But let’s take it slow for now. Nice ’n’ easy.”

“Whatever you say.”

“You say you can make the ID?”

“Of course.”

“So you knew him?”

“I did.”

“Hmm. So, what’s your name?”

“Freddie.”

“I don’t ever recall him mentioning any Freds.”

“Then call me Troy. He always did.”

“So—Mr. Troy.”

“Actually it’s ‘Lord Troy.’ Not that it matters.”

“Damn right it doesn’t. Why’d they send a lord? I thought you guys just wore ermine and sat around on wool sacks.”

“Simple. I put up the money.”

“What? All twenty-five grand?”

“Yes.”

“You think he’s worth twenty-five grand?”

Troy did not answer. They’d reached the middle, the line over the Havel that marked the border between West Berlin and East Germany— and there were no Russians and, worse, no Joe Wilderness.

A Bit Less of a Prologue

Poland, West of OswiecimJanuary 1945

Auschwitz was remote now, no smell of burning flesh, no film of grease at the back of the throat. Vienna remoter still. No music. She could not recall a day without music. Silence was . . . unheard. They were alone, painted onto a fairy-tale landscape, at one with a mute, near-translucent nature—two children, Kay and Gerda, waiting/not waiting for the appearance of the Snow Queen on her silver sleigh. Silent upon a plain in Poland.

Méret recognised this for what it was—the onset of madness, a madness she had held at arm’s length, at bow’s length, for the best/worst part of a year.

Magda broke the spell.

“Why . . . why aren’t we dead?”

Méret put an arm under Magda, lifted her to her feet.

She looked back at the German soldier. Motionless, expressionless, his rifle held carelessly, pointing at nothing.

“He’s Wehrmacht. He’s not SS. Maybe he just doesn’t care anymore.”

And they followed the soldier’s footsteps in the snow.

Inside the shepherd’s hut, half the roof had collapsed, and he was gathering wood and straw from the debris to light a fire. Méret scooped a clear space on the ground, and the soldier turned out his pockets for scraps of paper and a box of matches. Between them they fuelled the fire well into the night. Their eyes never meeting.

When he was ready to sleep, the soldier slipped his arms from the sleeves of his greatcoat and sat inside it like a wigwam, head down, below the collar, snoring. Méret copied him, buttoned her greatcoat around both of them—Méret a human blanket for Magda, Magda a human blanket for her—and slept.

She awoke alone. No soldier. No Magda.

It was light.

She heard feet on snow.

Magda put her head in the door.

“He’s gone,” she said. “He was gone before I woke up.”

And as she spoke, Méret heard a diesel engine and watched Magda turn in the doorway and vanish.

“Magda? Magda?”

Then feet, running feet crunching across the snow, and Magda’s scream.

Méret stood in the doorway. Half a dozen men in quilted, white winter overalls, giant babies in romper suits with tiny red stars on their foreheads, were standing around watching as a comrade ripped Magda’s rags from her body and fumbled at the zips on his white suit.

Magda screamed. Méret stood rooted to the spot, facing Russian troops, wrapped in a German greatcoat.

Behind the troops, two officers approached without urgency. One short, one tall, major and lieutenant. The short major put a revolver to the rapist’s right ear, and what she said needed no translation.

The man spat, cursed and ignored her.

She shot him in the head, turned her gun on the spectators and waited until they slowly turned away and walked back to the road.

The tall lieutenant came right up to Méret.

“At last. I was beginning to think we’d never find you,” he said in flawless German.

It was as though he was talking to a wayward child lost now found in a street market.

“Don’t worry. You’re safe now. Both of you.”

Her own helplessness appalled her. She let the man take her by the arm, hustle her past Magda. The woman major was helping her dress. The rapist lay sprawled on his back, blood melting the snow around his head.

She wanted to see Magda’s eyes, to look her in the face, but they moved too quickly.

The lieutenant opened the rear door of an armoured half-track and gently pushed her in.

“Trust me,” he said. “Your friend will be fine.”

A minute later the woman major joined them, and the half-track started up—a fug of smothering heat and diesel.

“Where is Madga? I want to see Magda.”

The man answered.

“She’s fine. No harm will come to her.”

Even Less of a Prologue

Hampstead, LondonJune 1941

Charlotte had had a problem—with God and Marx and Stalin. On the night of June 21, 1941, Hitler had solved it for her. Her conscience was no longer conflicted. She poured herself a very large gin and lime, sat back, kicked off her shoes, stretched her legs, flexed her toes and smiled as two and a half million German troops invaded Russia—Barbarossa.

Charlotte

1

Chartwell, Kent

August 1939In the Shadow of War

Hubert Mawer-Churchill was a gent. Quiet, vaguely handsome in a bespectacled, boyish sort of way. Since a bye-election in 1933, at the age of thirty-three, he had been Conservative MP for Ashbourne and Hartington, where family connections were somehow deemed to have helped in what was by any definition a safe Tory seat. He was loosely related to the Marquess of Hartington. He was less loosely related, although he could not give chapter and verse on this, to Winston Churchill, MP for Epping, a backbencher, but nonetheless quite possibly the most recognisable politician in the country.

“I can offer you a job, Hubert. Parliamentary Private Secretary. No money. I no longer qualify for a PPS in the strict sense of those words. Even if I did, there’d still be no money.”

Hubert accepted.

His wife, the former Charlotte Young, was delighted. She was fond of Cousin Winston and he of her. She suggested that perhaps “advisor” might be a more appropriate title for her husband’s new position.

“That,” Hubert replied, “assumes I have advice to give.”

Charlotte was never so modest. She had advice aplenty and then some to spare.

When Churchill consulted Hubert, more often than not he was consulting Charlotte. Hubert hunkered down over his papers, pen in hand, and seemed either not to notice or not to care.

They were out in the garden. Churchill had paused while building another of his wavy walls—bricklaying being the odder of his two hobbies—for tea and natter.

“There will have to be changes,” Churchill said, not looking at Cousin Hubert but at Charlotte.

Even when she replied, Hubert did not look up from his smudgy typed pages, and she let one turn before speaking.

“Of course. Starting at the top.”

“So you’d sack the Prime Minister?”

“In the blink of an eye.”

Churchill laughed gently.

“And Halifax?”

“Slimy bugger. He’d sup with the devil.”

“And if the devil was called Adolf Hitler?”

“Quite.”

“And poor old Clem?”

“Oh, you’re going to need Mr. Attlee. The workers haven’t forgiven you for Tonypandy. They’ll get behind him, and if he’s behind you . . .”

“Morrison?”

“Our little cockney terrier? The Jack Russell of Hackney? Find him a job where he can do the least damage. Do we have a Ministry of Toad Protection?”

“You know, we could go on like this all afternoon, but—”

“But playing fantasy cabinet from the backbenches presumes too much.”

“It do, indeed it do.”

“Just when your country needs you? Just when it might be asking for you?”

“Enough, Charlotte. No one is asking. But—one last roll of the dice. General Young? Back on the Imperial General Staff?”

“Dad? He’s seventy-three. You’d want to bring him out of retirement at his age?”

“He’s still a soldier. A man can only take so much riding to hounds and bridge evenings. He was a good man in his day.”

“His day was sometime during the Boer War with a second bite of the cherry in the Great War. Even he admits he was past his prime by then. And he’s never chased after a fox or played a hand of bridge in his life. Leave the old man be. He’s perfectly happy with his model train set and the Brunel bridges he makes out of matchsticks. If Ma lights up a cigarette he lands on the ashtray like a swooping owl. The next thing you know, the spent match is propping up the Saltash Bridge.”

2

On the train home, Westerham to London Victoria on the old South Eastern and Chatham line, Charlotte amused herself, as she often did, in observing her husband. Hubert liked to work on railway journeys. Occasionally Charlotte would point out something through the window, and for the merest flicker of a moment she would have his attention before his eyes returned to his papers. She did not mind. She liked to read on trains—in fact she had in her handbag, as she mused on Hubert—“spied,” as she thought of it—The Gift by Vladimir Nabokov, in the original Russian. Trains relaxed her so much she wished the journeys longer. It had something to do with the precise rhythm of steel wheels on steel rails, a near-soporific clicketty-clack, and the regular heartbeat of smoke and steam from the engine. Her favourite poem in the English language was Adlestrop by Edward Thomas. Every station stopped at was a potential Adlestrop. And when not reading she observed her husband.

His appearance never varied.

A three-piece suit. Plain black, more often than not. He did not seem to care for stripes. No watch chain. She had persuaded him to give up his father’s old timepiece and chain for that modern contraption, the wristwatch, and had bought him a Girard-Perregaux. All the same, several times a day his right hand fumbled across his chest looking for the old watch before he would turn to his left and find the new one.

His grooming was immaculate. Nails trimmed and filed. All trace of nicotine removed with pumice and lemon. Not a hint of dandruff. One gold tooth. A smile that said “harmless.”

Beneath the suit . . . she imagined the hair on his chest, dark and thick and at odds with his boyish features. At thirty-nine he was greying a little on top, but not . . . down below. She imagined his cock uncircumcised. She was not sure she had a preference. If she did, it might be that Hubert were not quite so shy after nine years of marriage, that he would not get so swiftly into pyjamas, that he might not put on a dressing gown just to nip to the loo. That once in a while they might leave the light on.

It would have pleased Charlotte to be able to pretend that she did not love Hubert. But—she did. An unfortunate complication that did not stop her falling head over heels for Avery Shumacher.

3

Hubert hated the Undergound simply because he’d never adapted to it. Anywhere he couldn’t spread out papers and sit with a fountain pen in hand was a foreign country to him. Charlotte, on occasion, liked the descent into a netherworld, she liked the unified design of London Transport . . . so very modern, so very “now,” and, rush hour apart, she relished the noise, the assault on her senses, the vascular roar of a train emerging from the tiny tunnels so painstakingly bored into the London clay.

The only thing to be said for cabs was precision, to be deposited on your own doorstep, and, perhaps, if the cabby shut up, the silence—as important in a cab as the noise was underground.

Often after a trip to Chartwell, and today was no exception, she would have to nudge Hubert and say, “We’re home, darling.” And while he fumbled for the half crowns and florins in his pockets she would dart up the steps of their house in Flask Walk, Hampstead NW3, glad to be home.

By the time Hubert had plonked his briefcase down Charlotte would have a scotch and soda ready to put into the hand that had finally surrendered the pen.

“Cook says half an hour. Time for you to scrub the ink off your fingers.”

Hubert set down his glass, looked at his spotless right hand.

“I always fall for that, don’t I? Tell me, Charlotte, is every day April first in your calendar?”

“I couldn’t possibly say.”

Gin and tonic in hand, she stood over him, wondering how long it might be before he went bald.

An arm snaked up around her waist as though not risking her bottom.

“That’s my girl. A pocketful of secrets. Now, tell me. Did I overhear you and Winston rejigging the cabinet?”

She parted a few strands of hair to reveal a thinning pate.

“Just a game. The little woman knows her place.”

“You’re right, of course.”

“I am?”

“Half the buggers will have to go once war is declared.”

“And Winston will be back?”

“Darling, I’d put five bob on it at Ladbrokes.”

There was something oddly sexy about watching Hubert age.

She kissed his bald spot.

“I can’t tell you how much I love you, you old man.”

An unfortunate complication that did not stop her falling head over heels for Avery Shumacher.

4

Britain declared war on Germany on September 3. Before the day was over Churchill had been recalled to the Admiralty as First Lord, the very same post he had held at the onset of the previous world war. He paused a moment for photographers on the steps of the Admiralty—gloves and cane in hand, a battered ministerial red box at his feet—something that had no doubt lain ten years gathering dust in a cupboard—chomping on the last couple of inches of his cigar, grimly refusing to look into the lens.

Shrewd commentators remarked that really it was one world war with a tea break or with the peace merely a long weekend of village cricket until “rain stopped play.”

Charlotte and Hubert’s lives changed.

For one thing, Hubert was paid.

And when Churchill became prime minister eight months later, Hubert, an appointed, elected off-cabinet MP of no particular title other than the derogatory “Winston’s bum boy,” found himself at the heart of the matter, of all matters. His workload doubled. Charlotte ordered more ink in three colours: black, blue and red.

For reasons of security Hubert read less on trains, but he brought home box after box of papers, most of which his wife, both unappointed and unelected, read. And her pocketful of secrets swelled to bursting.

5

Flask Walk, Hampstead NW3

June 1942

“I say.”

Charlotte hated “I say.”

Why couldn’t her husband just call out her name? Surely after twelve years he knew it?

Hubert was standing by the hatstand, where the maid dumped the morning mail so Hubert could snatch it on his way out. The afternoon mail went straight to his desk.

“Amazing.”

“What is?” asked Charlotte.

“An invitation to dinner from Sir Alexei Troy.”

“Do you know him?”

“We’ve met. On the rare occasions when he and Winston aren’t at daggers drawn. Darling, accept, would you?”

He handed her the embossed card requesting “the pleasure.”

“I haven’t looked at the diary.”

“Whatever is in there for Friday, scrap it. Winston would personally carry us there in a sedan chair if he thought we’d get old Troy’s newspapers on our side.”

“Oh, I’m included, am I?”

“Peevish, Charlotte, peevish. You’ll find it a treat. A chance to polish your languages. I hear Lady Troy speaks French out of preference, and the old man lapses into Russian every few minutes. You’ll be the only guest at table who understands him if he does.”

6

The Troys lived walking distance from the Churchills, in Church Row on the far side of Heath Street. Before the war this journey might well have required a cab, but since the war began, who wore evening dresses that scraped the ground? There was far more cachet in appearing in uniform than gown, and for the last few months women between twenty and thirty could be called up for the Auxiliary Territorial Service. Charlotte was thirty-seven and would volunteer, but Hubert had been adamant that her secretarial work for him was more important than anything she might do for the ATS.

They walked to Church Row.

Hubert as ever in his black suit.

Charlotte in a Coco Chanel two-piece, in bold crimson. Almost military with its double rows of brass buttons, but not quite.

One of Alex Troy’s daughters was in WAAF uniform—officer stripes that Charlotte could not decode on her cuffs and pilot’s wings on her left breast.

Charlotte took her cold look upon introduction as the equivalent of a white feather.

At dinner, Charlotte was seated between two men—a very young, almost boyish Frederick Troy, younger son of the host, and a tall, elegant American in his fifties, recently arrived in London as a special envoy of the American president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Young Troy had very little to say for himself and seemed to Charlotte to be wishing he was anywhere but here. Perhaps he relied on his good looks to get by in silence? He was film-star handsome, dark, almost saturnine. He reminded her of the English actor James Mason—too broody by a yard and a half. If Charlotte had a type, Freddie Troy was not it.

The American on the other hand was neither dark nor handsome— “distinguished” might be the uninformative cliché—but he exceeded even her husband in good manners, and appeared, though soft-spoken, to live for the word, to revel in the English language. And his smile was so beguiling, almost dazzling—disarming, as if she could see the boy within the man.

It would have been rude to ignore young Troy, but then young Troy did not seem to be particularly present.

His brother was cut from a different cloth. A hero of the Battle of Britain, now desk-bound at the Air Ministry, Rod could and did hold forth.

It was he, she surmised, who had invited the American, a colleague in the drawn-out discussion on “how to be allies,” now that the USA had entered the war. She wondered too if Rod Troy had not been the one to invite Hubert. Much of what Rod was saying could hardly be for the benefit of a colleague—they could talk about this at their office and undoubtedly did—no . . . this . . . the second front, the urgency of giving Josef Stalin what he was asking for . . . this was a message for the Churchills. Both of them.

After dinner, Lady Troy gently, then less gently, beseeched young Troy to play the piano.

“OK,” he said darkly.

And launched into a rapid-fire minute of C. P. E. Bach’s Solfeggietto.

And then he stopped.

Charlotte had drawn close, starved of music after twelve years of life with a man who by his own admission had a tin ear and no inclination to wind a gramophone. Troy’s sister Sasha, the one in WAAF uniform, had drawn closer.

“Freddie, stop being a cunt and give Mama what she wants.”

She had said it in not much more than a whisper, but Charlotte had never heard that word, even as a whisper, on a woman’s lips before.

Sasha turned sharply, well aware that she had been overheard.

She looked Charlotte up and down, handing out the white feather once more.

“So, doing our bit for King and Country, are we?”

And Charlotte replied, “They also serve who only stand and bitch.”

As Sasha retreated and redefined the height of her dudgeon, Troy said, “For that, Mrs. Churchill, you may request anything within my limited repertoire.”

“How about . . . ooh . . . I dunno, a Schubert Impromptu?”

“How about the A flat major? Not quite as fast as the Bach. Less chance of me tripping over my own fingers.”

“Oh, I know nothing about music, really. I was a dreadful pianist as a child. To me a key is just something you use to open the door.”

Laughter behind her. Pleasant laughter. Not a hint of mockery.

The American.

They listened in silence, the hubbub in the rest of the room dropped to a susurrus.

Seven or eight minutes later Charlotte wanted to clap but had no idea if she should and was grateful when someone at the back of the room led the applause. The boy was good. He deserved the acknowledgement he so visibly did not want. The lid on the Bechstein was quietly closed.

“You are fond of music, Mrs. Churchill?”

She could not place his accent, apart from knowing he probably wasn’t from the Bronx or Mississippi. He stooped slightly and she realised for the first time that he was at least six foot three. She took the stoop as a courtesy—a willingness to hear and to listen to those shorter than he.

“Fond of it and deprived of it.”

“Do you attend the concerts at the National Gallery?”

“No, not yet.”

“There’s a Bach recital on Friday.”

“Oh?”

“The violinist Dea Gombrich and the harpsichordist Susi Jeans, both refugees from Vienna. Hitler’s loss is our gain.”

“Do you know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a harpsichord.”

“Then come with me—be less deprived.”

“I’m a married woman, Mr. Shumacher.”

“And I’m not.”

A married woman? An unfortunate complication that did not stop her falling head over heels for Avery Shumacher.

7

“I must dash.”

Of course he must. War to be won.

He had sat through the trio sonatas for pedal cembalo and all the violin stuff, entranced. She had been a bit baffled by the first half or so. She had listened to the Bach solo violin partitas many times, but she’d never seen or heard anything quite like a pedal cembalo before. It was rather like watching a bloke play a coffin.

“May I see you again?”

“Yes.”

“There’s a top-level meeting tomorrow—although I’ve just broken several laws telling you that.”

“Then perhaps next week?”

“Oh no. I meant I won’t be at the meeting. Military only. So I could get away in the afternoon.”

“Oh. I see.”

“Tea . . . tea somewhere . . . somewhere very English?”

“Posh or not posh? Café Royal or Joe’s Caff?”

“Let’s start at the Café Royal and work our way down. At least I know where that is. And I would imagine there is more than one Joe’s Caff. Say three o’clock?”

And with that he was gone. Heading across Trafalgar Square towards Whitehall.

Charlotte weighed up the possibilities.

Was it innocent?

Innocent or not, would they be seen?

Undoubtedly they would be seen. She didn’t think she’d ever set foot in the Café Royal, Fortnum’s or the Ritz without someone, usually some friend of her mother’s, waving and simpering at her.

Hubert would find out.

To head that off, she would tell Hubert this evening.

You know, darling, that chap we met at the Troys’? Thought I’d show him a bit of London.

There was a war on. Married women had a touch more freedom, and if Shumacher were in uniform, scarce a blue rinse or a silly hat would turn. She would simply be doing her bit in entertaining the troops. But Shumacher wasn’t in uniform. True, he worked with the RAF in the shape of Rod Troy, and probably with the Army and the Navy too, but the music had allowed no time for chatter. Actually, she had no real idea what Avery Shumacher did.

8

At the Café Royal, in among the golds and greens—an immersive cacophony of tinkling china.

“I’m here to see the president’s views are represented. I’m not a soldier, nor am I a politician. Officially I am an ‘expediter.’ Such is my title. Unofficially I am a burlap sack full of prejudicial opinion and unsolicited advice. Kind of thing could get me run out of town on a rail—till a war comes along and then I get to be what I’ve always pretended to be.”

“And what’s that?”

“The village wise man.”

“Like a . . . witch doctor?”

“Even better. I’m Washington’s witch doctor.”

“And now London’s.”

“Not for long, I’m afraid.”

“A . . . a posting?”

“You know I can’t tell you that.”

“Can you tell me when?”

“Week after next. Wednesday.”

“So we have . . .” Counting on her fingers. “Twelve days. Hmm . . . one for every year of my marriage. I say again . . . hmm.”

Charlotte looked around. The room had thinned. No nearby table was occupied, no waitress hovered, no old trout in Edwardian garb had waved at her. All the same, it was a time to speak secrets softly.

“You seem impatient, Charlotte. Are you waiting for something?”

“Yes . . . the seduction.”

“Ah. Have I created expectations?”

“You have.”

“So we are having an affair?”

“I’m not sure about your use of the present tense, but I have had affairs. Affairs I have kept out of London and hence kept from Hubert.”

“I have had no affairs. I married in 1918 and I remained faithful to my wife till the day she died.”

“When was that?”

“1936. Plane crash. You knew I was a widower?”

“I’d guessed. And since then?”

“I had two girls to raise. Seventeen and fifteen. You can imagine the rest. The details are obvious and hardly important.”

“And your daughters are . . . ?”

“Grown-ups. Both of them in New York. Margaret works for the Wall Street Journal, Valerie studies oboe at the Juilliard.”

“So . . . we are . . . free?”

“We are.”

“Then why can I see a great big ‘but’ hanging in the air like a cloud about to burst?”

“But—”

“But I would be your first?”

“No, Charlotte, you would be my last. I am not looking for a mistress, I am not looking for a wife. I am looking for Charlotte Churchill, and I have found her.”

It seemed to her to be a very tall order.

One almost identical to her own.

She had been trying to put her finger on the man’s appeal ever since they’d met at Alexei Troy’s house. Can charm be defined? And if it can, does it lose its . . . charm?

He was tall, as the habitual stoop indicated, and she had thought from the first that he bore an uncanny resemblance to the Hollywood star Clark Gable—pencil moustache, the same grey-green eyes . . . she’d read somewhere about Gable, a rare venture into trashy reading, that “there is danger in his eyes”; she had no idea what that meant and did not think she was looking for danger. But . . . but it was the difference that made the difference. She’d sat through It Happened One Night, a film which had won an Oscar for Gable or Claudette Colbert or both, bored with yet another runaway heiress plot, and felt blasted by Gable’s volume and projection. Dammit, the man was too loud. Avery wasn’t. He had the same rasp in his voice, but was soft-spoken; he smiled like Gable, his eyes twinkled like Gable’s, but he felt no need to fill a room. He wasn’t talking to a room, he was talking to her. Hence any conversation with him delved instantly into intimacy. A bubble wrapped around them no matter how many people surrounded them. Every word a seduction. The seduction of knowing a man’s attention is entirely focussed on you.

And—his ears didn’t stick out like the doors on a London taxi.

9

Charlotte would not readily throw discretion to the winds. Love was like beef or butter—rationed.

If they met every day, they would be caught.

Charlotte wanted to be caught.

She did not want to be the one to inflict the pain of discovery.

But the twelve days became eleven, became ten.

10

Three days before Shumacher was due to leave for parts unknown, Charlotte called him at Claridge’s.

“Might I come and see you this evening?”

“Why wait so long? There’s another top-brass meeting at three. I am excused.”

Sex in the afternoon.

She hadn’t thought of that. She hadn’t done that. There’d always been Bunburys to cover an overnight stay. Of course, the hotels had been nothing like Claridge’s, and she wondered if hotels like Claridge’s had a hanky-panky policy.

Crossing the chequered floor of the foyer she felt like a figure on a chess board. An absurd image, but not one she could readily dismiss. What was she, queen or pawn? And of course everyone was looking at her, at the scarlet letter embroidered on her jacket, burning down to her skin.

She stopped. Looked around, momentarily cocooned in an illusory silence, a hundred lips parting in fifty conversations, in soundless animation.

The illusion cracked and shattered as the room seemed to explode into chatter. No one was looking at her. She was herself again, neither queen nor pawn nor scarlet woman. She was what she was—a nobody, a nobody of no interest to anyone.

11

In his room on the ninth floor Avery was fussing with a teapot. Shirtsleeves, socks and braces. A quick “Glad you could make it” all but thrown over his shoulder as Charlotte entered.

She had not known what to expect and whilst anticipating a thousand things had dismissed them all—including champagne, caviar, flowers and the finer accoutrements of seduction.

Oh, but he did have flowers, two dozen deep-plum-coloured roses. At least they weren’t scarlet.

“I’m grappling, if that’s the right word, with the English tea ceremony. I sent down for half a dozen different teas and a kettle. Electric kettles. What will they think of next? Do you know any of these? I already tried the Earl Grey. It’s a stinker.”

Charlotte perched on the edge of a chair. She’d thought he might be joking, but clearly he wasn’t.

Unpinned her hat. Kicked off her shoes. She wasn’t expecting anything so casual, but if that was the offer—socks and tea and roses—then the absurdity of it all delighted her.

“Yes. It’s a bit pongy.”

“Pongy?”

“Means the same thing. Stinky.”

“Ah . . . I see my English vocabulary needs a lot of building up. What do you reckon to Assam, Mrs. Churchill?”

Sloughed off her jacket.

Surely they were Avery and Charlotte by now? Or was seduction off the menu? Should she put her shoes on again?

“It’s OK at the right time of day, and this isn’t the right time. It’s a breakfast tea, really.”

“Can you stay for breakfast?”

Ah—back on the menu.

“Probably not.”

“OK, then you’d better pick. Russian Caravan, Oolong, Darjeeling or Lapsang?”

“Russian Caravan would be fine.”

“Milk?”

“Only Philistines and foreigners drink tea without milk.”

“Ouch!”

“Well, you did say you wanted to learn.”

“Indeed I did.”

He said nothing while he made tea. A look of intense concentration on his face. She assumed she’d have to say something when he took the kettle to the teapot instead of the teapot to the kettle, but he didn’t.

He set a tray on the low table between the chairs, with soft “voilà.”

“Milk in first?”

“Entirely optional.”

“Ah.”

And for at least a minute that was all he said. Both of them sipping at their cups. Milk in last.

“You want more?”

“Haven’t finished this one yet. But . . .”

“Yeees?”

“What happens when I do, Mr. Shumacher?”

He put his cup to his lips, not looking at her, took a sip and as though gazing into his tea leaves said softly, “Tell me, Mrs. Churchill, has anyone ever peeled off your dress and licked your spine?”

Across the top of the cup, he looked at her now. Roguish. The same air of confidence he’d shown at the Café Royal.

Charlotte stood. One hand went to the nape of her neck to flip a button on her dress, which obediently slid to the floor.

She was wearing nothing but a pair of stockings and garters. She turned her back on him, looked over her shoulder.

“I was almost certain people knew as I walked across the lobby. I felt naked. But of course no one even looked.”

Shumacher set down his cup, leaned back in his chair, smiling, utterly devoid of urgency.

“Such fools,” he said at last.

Perhaps we are Charlotte and Avery now?

12

Avery Shumacher was German American. His father had immigrated from Wuppertal in the Rhineland in the late 1870s. Wuppertal being rich in coal, it was almost natural that Albert Schumacher would train as a mining engineer, and equally natural that on arrival in the New World he should gravitate to Mauch Chunk, Pennsylvania—a town built on coal, which by the end of the century could boast that it was home to a dozen multimillionaires.

Albert married the daughter of one of them, Harriet Davidson McKinley, of Scots-Irish descent. The McKinleys were so lapsed in devotion to any god but mammon that they seemed not to care that their daughter was marrying an equally lapsed Jew and welcomed Albert as an asset to the family. The c was quietly dropped from the German name, Schu becoming Shu. A simpler life in America.

Avery was their first and only child, born in 1889.

Money bought him whatever an excess of it should. Choate school, then Harvard, and a doctorate from Columbia.

None of these institutions made much of an impact on young Avery. He declined to join any alumni organisation, never used the title “Dr.” in front of his name, shaking off that German fixation, and mentioned his specialist subject (summa cum laude in philosophy) only when pressed.

Freed from the necessity to work, Avery settled in Washington. Some people merely drift into Washington, but in 1915 Avery made a beeline for it.

Washington was a hive of activity . . . so many busy bees, so many bonnets. Somehow Washington had succeeded in pulling off a great American contradiction—it was busy and it was dull. It seemed to Avery the perfect place in which to develop and maintain his Montaignian calm. He could be seen to be doing nothing, like many a rich kid, whilst doing exactly what he wanted.

With parental funding he bought a tiny five-bedroom row house on N Street in Georgetown, cute as could be in the colonial style, with brick-built yellow walls and black shutters. He gave over the largest bedroom not to sleep but to work. It became the office of AJ’s Weekly, a magazine of commentary and opinion, on sale for fifteen cents. He would have given it away but knew that people placed very little value on anything that was free.

As proprietor of, and, for many editions, sole contributor to AJ’s Weekly, Avery Joseph Shumacher wrote about anything that caught his fancy—a new epic silent film, a visiting orchestra, a government report on armed-forces funding, a new building rising on the Mall, the blossoming of Nellie Taft’s cherry trees.

His first essay was a review of D. W. Griffith’s Birth of a Nation:

It is the most beautiful film I have ever seen, and the most wicked. It can stand with Matthew Brady’s photographs, with the war poetry of Walt Whitman and even with the speeches of Abraham Lincoln. It is daring, it is innovative, it will define the motion picture for years to come. It is tragic, it is epic, yet it is wicked.

This resulted in NIGGER LOVER being painted on his doorstep and dog shit being pushed through his mail slot, along with the arrival of two letters, two of many, but the two he kept—one from the president of the Washington branch of the NAACP, praising his courage (Courage? Had it taken any courage?), and one from a Mr. J. P. Tumulty, secretary to the president of the United States, asking if Mr. Shumacher might be free to take tea with Woodrow Wilson on the following Friday. The magazine’s initial circulation was in the hundreds. Shumacher suspected the only way the president had come across it was if his father, a healthy contributor to campaign funds, had sent it to him. No matter. He could hardly decline.

By that Friday Shumacher had published Issue 2, in which he attacked the federal government for the ongoing construction of the Lincoln Memorial:

Lincoln needs no memorial in stone. His legacy is everywhere—it is visible in the continued existence of the Union. His words alone are enough and should be enough. The Republic needs no throne of Zeus for Abraham Lincoln to sit upon. We are a nation of men, not gods.

The projected cost of $3 million might surely be better spent on indoor privies, running water and proper drains for the residents of the Alley Dwellings in the slum we call, with a painful lack of irony, Capitol Hill. There are upwards of two thousand houses needing these basic human necessities.

It is an odd experience for a newcomer to the city to be able to stand on the hill and gaze at the dome of the Capitol, so near and yet so far, whilst smelling the stench of an open sewer.

Which statement decisively killed any discussion between Shumacher and the president on the matter of the film and diverted them, not unproductively, into forty-five minutes, with weak tea and cookies, on the monumentalisation of the city, the condition of DC and the condition of the Republic.

Over the next twenty-five years the only president with whom Shumacher did not take tea or cocktails or dinner—on several occasions breakfast—was Calvin Coolidge, a man notorious for his avoidance of the English language. The rest of them, right up to but not including Harry Truman, sought the company of the “wisest young hack in Washington.”

Along the way—the young hack reopened the debate over Plessy v. Ferguson, opposed American entry into World War I, urged entry into World War II, supported the New Deal, argued for justice for Sacco and Vanzetti, and in 1932 told every congressman and senator—“An Open Letter to You ALL!”—that America’s shame was now bottomless when Herbert Hoover turned troops on the Bonus Army that had gathered across the river in Anacostia to demand their veterans’ payments—forty thousand unarmed men, women and children versus the US Cavalry led by MacArthur and Patton.

Had he known either of them, he would never have spoken to MacArthur or Patton again—but he hadn’t.

Along the way, his parents died in the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918, leaving him the richest man in Pennsylvania and in all probability one of the richest men in the USA—not Rockefeller rich, but sufficient. His parents’ death delayed his wedding, but on November 16 he married Eileen Annunziata Kennedy, a distant cousin of the rising stock market wizard and future bootlegger Joseph P. Kennedy. The following year he rented out his row house and bought Roundehay, a redbrick mock-Georgian mansion in McLean, high above the Potomac on the Virginia side. Eleven bedrooms and forty acres rolling to the river—far better suited to being a family home.

He—they—were happy. “Blissfully” would be the truth, not a cliché. But in 1936 Eileen had been on board a TWA flight, Washington to Nashville, when it crashed into the Black Mountain in eastern Kentucky.

Shumacher made what he later termed the biggest mistake of his life—he let his sister-in-law convince him that his daughters would be better off with her, with “a woman’s touch,” than with him in the “loneliness” of Roundehay. He agreed, regretted it a thousand times, but never reneged on the agreement. He saw his children during school holidays when they came home to him—but it was never enough. Tennis and swimming were insufficient bonds between a man and his daughters, and a process of distancing began that could never be undone.

He had not lied to Charlotte when he had said “the details are obvious”; he had understated things. And part of the understatement, the far-from-obvious, was that he had not seen either Margaret or Valerie for almost a year when FDR had asked him to put AJ’s Weekly “on ice” and become the president’s voice in London in the spring of 1942.

His final article for his magazine was on Wilhelm Furtwängler’s birthday concert for Hitler on April 19—when Furtwängler had shaken the hand of Joseph Goebbels—saying to his readers that it was not an act on which to judge or condemn the conductor. He was aware that this could possibly lead to more dog shit and more graffiti. All the same, he mailed it to his secretary from London. It was lost in the mail and he thought no more about it.

Six weeks later he met Charlotte Mawer-Churchill.

13

On the thirteenth day Shumacher shipped out for Gibraltar. A destination he resolutely did not mention to Charlotte.

14

January 1943

The little things matter.

Charlotte wondered how Hubert had ever managed to put his cuff-links in when he was single. Buttons would be easier but, wedding rings excepted, cufflinks were perhaps the only pieces of jewellery allowable for the modern man. After persuading Hubert to hang up his pocket watch, she would never suggest buttons replace cufflinks.

He loved the twenty or so seconds of attention as Charlotte fastened them in place. A clothed intimacy. She loved the feel of the starched Egyptian cotton through which she threaded little chains of silver. She had bought him this pair on their first wedding anniversary—her mother had advised her that gold was vulgar and suitable only for salesmen in car showrooms or for lounge lizards, as loud as co-respondents’ shoes.

“Did you hear that Avery Shumacher is back?” Hubert said.

“Yes, I had heard.”

“Do try to be discreet, Charlotte.”

15

Claridge’s

May 1943

It had been Charlotte’s experience that most men lit up a cigarette after sex. Avery made tea. He had long since settled on Lapsang as the ideal postcoital beverage.

He fussed at his “new-fangled” kettle. The novelty seemed never to wear thin. Charlotte lay on the bed, sheet up to her chin, one bare leg dangling over the side.

“Have you noticed?” she said.

“Noticed what, my angel?”

“The number of Americans in this part of town.”

He turned to face her, a cup of tea proffered. She sat up, plumped a pillow, lay back and took the cup from him.

“It makes sense,” Avery replied. “We are spitting distance from the embassy. There’ll be more and more of us the closer we get to opening a second front.”

“Oh. Isn’t that what North Africa was? I thought that was why you spent six months in Gibraltar?”

“Charlotte, I never told you where I was, and I will not.”

“Wasn’t hard to work it out.”

“But since you ask. No. The only second front that will satisfy Stalin is France. Think like Uncle Joe for a moment.”

“Revenons à nos moutons—I was trying to think like Uncle Hubert.”

“Meaning?”

“Claridge’s is getting too public. Grosvenor Square has been nicknamed Eisenhowerplatz. Too much top brass swanning around. People Hubert may well have to deal with.”

“Charlotte, we agreed, did we not? Hubert knows.”

“Of course he knows. But he’d hate to hear about us from any third party.”

“What do you have in mind for us, Charlotte?”

“Another hotel?”

Avery said nothing.

“The Connaught, perhaps?” she prompted.

Head down, Avery mused. When he looked up she could see resolution in his face.

“Hotel hopping? A sordid affair? I cannot have a sordid affair with you, Charlotte. In fact, I cannot have an affair with you, period.”

“So what was this? Another quickie?”

“Quickie? I didn’t think I was all that quick.”

“Just a figure of speech, Mr. Shumacher. My dad says only a cad would time his coitus.”

Avery laughed.

“You are joking?”

“Of course I’m joking. I shouldn’t think Dad even knows the word ‘coitus.’ If I told him Captain Cook had set sail to discover the clitoris, he’d look for it on a map of Australia. My parents’ generation may not have hidden from sex, but they certainly hid from its vocabulary. ‘Shag’ is a carpet, ‘prick’ is always prefixed with ‘pin,’ and I imagine they think ‘fellatio’ is Italian for ‘cheese.’”

When he had stopped laughing and Charlotte had stopped smirking at her own wit, Avery said, “I say again—I cannot have an affair.”

“Ah, you don’t own the right shoes?”

This time he did not laugh. He looked more serious than she had ever seen him.

“It is not in my nature nor is it right by you. You must obtain a divorce from Hubert and marry me.”

“Was that a proposal?”

“Yes.”

“How . . . romantic.”

16

Hubert’s birthday falling as it did in June, it was July before Charlotte found the emotional energy to ask for a divorce and August before such energy found words.

A Friday.

Breakfast.

Fried eggs, streaky bacon and Hovis. Everything but the bread rationed.

Hubert set down his knife and fork.

His egg yolk would set ere he picked them up again.

“Would you care to sleep on this, Charlotte?” he replied.

“I’ve slept on it since January.”

“Ah—so you are certain in your own mind?”

“Certain and sorry.”

“Why so?”

“I did not marry with any thought of divorce. I wanted our marriage to work.”

“After a fashion it does. It is . . . comfortable . . . but comfortable is not enough for you, is it? It never has been.”

“Marriage cannot be a pair of old slippers or a warm dressing gown, Hubert.”

“Quite.”

She never knew quite how to respond to “quite.” It was the upper-class gent’s filler word. Confirmation without a hint of enthusiasm.

“So . . . ?”

“No. I will not divorce you.”

Charlotte thought she might cry, but a deep intake of breath saw her past tears.

“I cannot do that. It would not be . . . right.”

“Hubert—”

“Let me finish, Charlotte. It would not be right by you.”

The same words Avery had used. What did men think was right “by” women?

“You must divorce me,” he explained.

Good fucking grief, are you kidding?

But she knew in her heart he was not.

“It will not be quick,” he continued. “Nor will it be easy. We will need evidence and we must provide it without a hint of collusion. A whisper of collusion and the judge will undoubtedly regard us as committing perjury, and I am often minded to think that the courts regard murder as a lesser crime.”

“Oh.”

“The discretion I have urged upon you must not be relaxed.”

“I understand. Or I think I do. You’ll take the adulterer’s slow train to Brighton—”

“I prefer Bognor, but, yes, that is what will happen. Leave the details to me and do not ask. Not to know is best.”

Hubert returned to his congealed egg.

Charlotte had lost her appetite, he had not.

17

Somewhat to her surprise, Charlotte found it was up to her to arrange for Hubert to be caught in flagrante.

“Really? Must I?”

“Collusion, Charlotte. Collusion.”

“I don’t even know where to begin.”

Hubert seemed embarrassed. Not quite looking her in the eye. She could not be surprised at this.

“I am not wholly unworldly, and if I am, there are several of my old friends and acquaintances who have been in this position before me. You may recall Tony and Rosamond Claiborne’s divorce?”

“Of course, but I was hardly privy to the details.”

“Well, here is the only detail you need to know. Lewis Hancock, 221B Maida Vale.”

“A detective?”

“No, my dear. A gas fitter.”

Good bloody grief he’s making jokes. I must divorce him more often.

18

Lewis Hancock had no distinguishing features. It occurred to Charlotte that she’d never be able to pick him out in a police line-up. A huge asset in his line of work, she thought. His plain face was his fortune—or at least his twenty-five guineas.

“I have reason to believe my husband has liaisons in Bognor Regis.”

“And how do you know this, Mrs. Churchill?”

“Oh, bugger . . .”

“Try to remember. You may be asked in court.”

“Er . . . er . . .”

“Perhaps you were about to send his suit to the cleaners, and in turning out the pockets you found the stub of a Southern Railway ticket—Victoria to Bognor via Horsham?”

Of course. It made sense. The man probably knew the railway timetables and routes of the South of England by heart. She’d bet a fiver he knew the layout of Clapham Junction better than his own parlour.

“Oh, yes. That was it. Silly me.”

Sotto voce now, not that anyone but Charlotte was listening.

“Try to get it right, Mrs. Churchill. Learn your story and stick to it. Now, when do think your husband might be going to Bognor next?”

They’d agreed on Tuesday week.

“Well, lately,” she improvised, “he’s been getting home later and later on Tuesdays.”

“And was the ticket stub you found dated a Tuesday?”

“Yes. Come to think of it, it was.”

“Good, good.”

“And a time, perhaps?”

“I, er . . .”

Sotto voce again, “Just tell him to be on the three fifteen.”

“Ah, yes. Love in the afternoon.”

And all timed to Bradshaw.

“Whatever.”

“Will we need to meet again, Mr. Hancock?”

“I’ll be called in court, almost needless to say, but no, I’ll post you the photographs. No need even to look at them. They’ll do the trick or my name’s Joe Soap.”

She hadn’t thought of photographs, but what other credible evidence could there be? But now that Hancock had put the idea in her head, she couldn’t stop thinking about them.

They arrived the following Friday.

Common sense told her not to open the envelope.

Common sense could just bugger off.

Hubert was on top of a woman whose face was turned from the camera. He was trouserless, stripped to his shirt, bare-arsed. She had her knees raised, legs locked to his hips. His face was turned to the camera as though Hancock had said, “Watch the birdie” or “Say cheese”—but Hubert wasn’t saying cheese. He just looked sad, infinitely sad. Too sad even to feign outrage.

He had left his socks on.

19

“One of us must move out.”

“Collusion? Again?”

“We cannot flout the law, Charlotte. I can stay at my club.”

Which one? Whites? The Carlton? The Athenæum? He belongs to so many.

“Hubert. It’s your house. Before that it was your dad’s and before that your grandfather’s.”

“All the same I sh—”

“Will you stop being so fucking decent!”

Charlotte realised that stunned silence was literal. It was as though she’d slapped his face.

“It should be me,” she said softly. “Really it should.”

“And where will you go?”

She had not thought.

“I don’t know. I suppose I could—”

Hubert was shaking his head.

“No, you can’t. You cannot move into Claridge’s with Mr. Shumacher. In fact, you can’t see Mr. Shumacher.”

“What?”

“Charlotte. You cannot charge me with adultery whilst living with another man. It may not equate to Mr. Hancock’s profession or a trip to the seaside, but the hotel abounds with witnesses. Any chamber maid who has seen you come and go is a potential witness.”

Charlotte was not a weeper. But she wept. She had not wept since the death of her border terrier, Nettle, when she was twelve, and it would be years before she would weep again, but she wept now.

“How long?” she said at last, drying her eyes on Hubert’s proffered hanky.

“I don’t know. I wish I did. We live in the era of infidelity—such is wartime—and it follows it must become the era of divorce. The courts may bottleneck with the demand, or they may speed up the process and rubber-stamp every adulterer from here to John O’Groats. I’m afraid I really have no idea.”

20

She could not and would not go “home.”

Her mother, on hearing the news, said, “Are you sure you want to do this, Charlotte?”

Her father, in a significant variation, said, “As long as you’re sure, Charlotte.”

And neither mentioned that she would be the first divorcée in the family, for which she was silently grateful.

She accepted an offer from Cousin Prudence. Pru was pushing fifty, ten years older than Charlotte, and they did not know each other well. She suspected her father’s hidden hand behind the offer.

Things could be worse. Pru owned a huge, airy house in South Hill Park Gardens, chosen for the constancy of its light. Pru was a painter of some renown. Her heyday had been before the war, when she exhibited every year or so and sold well to critical acclaim. Since the war began things were somewhat different. A gallery in Mayfair had taken a direct hit in the Blitz of ’41 and twenty-two of her canvases had been reduced to ashes. Now the top-floor studio, looking north over one of Hampstead’s ponds, was piling up with unsold canvases, waiting only on peace and profit.

Pru was a lesbian. She had no truck with the Radclyffe Hall look of faux-masculinity, owned no ties, nothing in tweed, and on those occasions when she shed her habitual work clothes—a paint-bespattered boilersuit and plimsolls—favoured flowery dresses and red lipstick and was not averse to heels when occasion required.

Pru asked nothing of Charlotte but discretion. Not rent, not a little something towards household costs. Nothing.

“I will get a job, you know.”

“Not on my account, darling.”

“I mean to say—I can’t live off Hubert, can I?”

“I don’t see why not. It’s what men were put on earth for.”