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- Herausgeber: Publisher s21000
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Sprache: Englisch
When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him... Approximately 11,000 words. For children ages 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!
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Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018
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© 2018 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.
Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.
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First Edition (v1.0)
Published on September 4, 2018
Last updated on September 5, 2018
Table of Contents
Title Page
Also by Scott Gordon
Copyright
Dedication
Cast
Introduction
Chapter 1: Rump
Chapter 2: Fake News
Chapter 3: Laike
Chapter 4: Yummy
Chapter 5: Escort
Chapter 6: Lucky
Chapter 7: Cripple Chamber
Chapter 8: Very Fake News
Chapter 9: Newbie
Chapter 10: Margin of Error
Chapter 11: Interview with a Bunghole
Chapter 12: Perpetrator
Chapter 13: Special Delivery
Chapter 14: Backstreet
Chapter 15: Loud and Clear
Chapter 16: Legendary
About This Series
Series Guide
Author’s Note
If You’re Just Joining The Series...
Production Journal
Bibliography
Product Description
About the Author
Bonus Preview
More Fun Picture Books
Ad 1: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers
Ad 2: The Forgetful Alien
Ad 3: Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues
Thank You!
Introduction
Ok, I should say something about the humor before you dig in. While other installments in this series have been wild, this one completely goes off the rails. There are butts, and plenty of them. There are politics, where everyone is fair game. Then there are farts, which the president campaigned for.
If any of this bothers you, think twice about reading further. This series is not a hotbed for political commentary, but it’s hard not to touch upon some aspects since the series puts Secret Agent Disco Dancer squarely in the center of the swamp in Washington.
Entertainment should be an escape from politics, and I’m a firm believer in this. But some things are just too crazy to pass up. I love you all, and my beliefs might surprise you, despite what you read here.
So if I haven’t completely scared you off, let’s get right to it...
