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DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell.
But how can this be?
He's college educated; a man of many talents.
A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba!
At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite.
"Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks.
A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words.
Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Das E-Book können Sie in Legimi-Apps oder einer beliebigen App lesen, die das folgende Format unterstützen:
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Double Agent Orangegrove
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Lobster Bisque?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Last Ding Dong on Earth
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Frosted Flake
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Was It The Tira Misu?
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues 2 (Coming Soon!)
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Burger Blues Side Story
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Government Issue (Coming Soon!)
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: You Don't Know Jack
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Soccer Star
My Crazy Pet Frog: I Gave My Pizza A Spanking
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers
My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: The Zombies Ate My Pizza
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday
My Crazy Pet Frog (The original picture book!)
My Crazy Pet Frog: A Novelette
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Grand Slam
© 2019 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.
Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.
Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Denis Ismagilov (cover background, #251161104), Eric Isselée (chihuahua) and Julien Tromeur (Mexican frog illustrations). Additional black and white illustration(s) by Alfredo Intoci. Extended licenses provided by Dreamstime Stock Photos and Deposit Photos.
First Edition (v1.1)
Published on April 20, 2019
Last updated on March 28, 2020
Title Page
Also by Scott Gordon
Copyright
Dedication
Cast
Forgive Me, Taco Bell...
Chapter 1: An Unexpected Decline
Chapter 2: Hold the Mustard
Chapter 3: The Fires of Breakfast Burn Hot
Chapter 4: Breakfast of Champions
Chapter 5: Napster
Chapter 6: Social Insecurity
Chapter 7: Uniform Disdain
Chapter 8: Granny Dearest
Chapter 9: Jos M'Gosh
Chapter 10: Boom Shakalaka
Chapter 11: Lifeline
Chapter 12: Rush, Rush
Chapter 13: Hail The Taco Army!
Chapter 14: Frulio'd
Chapter 15: Under the Taco Dome
About This Series
Series Guide
Author’s Note: A Long-Winded Disclaimer
Production Journal: Did Somebody Say Tacos?
Taco Bell Disclaimer
Product Description
BONUS: My First McGriddles
About the Author
Bonus Preview
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