Sex - a fountain of youth and health E-Book

Eros Paradise

• Herausgeber: Books on Demand
• Kategorie: Religion und Spiritualität
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2021

Seitenzahl: 36

Beschreibung

As a fountain of health eroticism in old age has a positive effect for women ( respectively men ) on 10 ( respectively 7 ) different areas of health. At the same time, as a fountain of youth, it leads to a considerable extension of life. The author gives the readers a tip on how to use this extended lifetime to benefit from a bubbling source of money for the rest of their lives through a certain contract. The framework of the book is the love story written in the form of an exchange of letters.

Leseprobe

Table of contents

First letter

Second letter

Third letter

Fourth letter

Fifth letter

Sixth letter

Seventh letter

Eighth letter

Ninth letter

First letter

2 June

Dear Mr. Paradise,

I have expressed to your publisher the wish to correspond with you. Afterwards I did not receive your name but at least your PO box address.

Basically everything started with one of your romantic love stories. As I lived alone since the death of my husband, your love story touched my heart and gave me the idea to look for a partner again. Therefore I published the following newspaper advertisement in December:

‘Attractive, single lady seeks single gentleman for walks together and to attend the Christmas concert at the opera.’

Since I had concealed my advanced age, I received numerous letters. As a passionate violinist, I replied to a former piano teacher. For half a year now, my new partner has accompanied me daily on walks along the banks of the Rhine and playing the violin on the piano.

We celebrated the 90th birthday of my partner four weeks ago in a luxury hotel high obove the Rhine. In the same hotel we celebrated my 90th birthday yesterday. My partner played the piano piece ‘Invitation to dance’ by Carl Maria von Weber. Afterwards he asked me to dance the opening waltz with him. As a birthday present he gave me a red parcel and with a wink asked me to open it at home. After removing the wrapping paper, I couldn’t believe my eyes: In front of me was a bright red sexy underwear set with a push-up bra. At that moment I understood: with my piano player the music is still playing somewhere else.

At the same time, I remembered an article about the man’s strong sex drive, in which it was reported that the actor Charlie Chaplin had fathered a child at the age of 73, the actor Antony Quinn at 81. The Guinness world record holder, a man in Australia, even succeeded on this at the age of 93 years.

As I could live quite well without sex as a widow until now, I sat in front of the red push-up bra in complete shok. Suddenly I had an idea:

Maybe my partner had not bought the right cup size. Then I wouldn’t have to wear the sexy underwear at all and could return the suggestive gift with my best thanks. After I had put on the push-up bra, I looked at myself in the mirror. What bad luck! The bra fit perfectly.

Why I am telling you, a complete stranger, a story about the perfect size of my push-up bra when I’ve been reluctant to talk to my husband about intimate matters for 40 years? The comments interspersed in your stories reveal a considerable amount of medical expertise. That’s why I’m sure that your pseudonym Eros Paradise stands for a doctor.

The push-up bra, which I can only understand as an ‘invitation to have sex’, confronts me with a strong pressure to make a decision. Therefore I need your medical advice:

My father died of a heart attack at the age of 105 years. My family doctor informed me about the main causes of the heart attack: high blood sugar, high cholesterol and high blood pressure. My blood sugar and cholesterol levels are normal. However, I have high blood pressure. Unfortunately, I do not tolerate all antihypertensive tablets very well.

Are you aware of a study that shows that regular sexual activity increases the risk of heart attack or blood pressure in women? I can only hope that you answer one of these questions or preferably both in the affirmative in your reply letter. Then I would have a good medical reason, not to wear the perfectly fitting push-up bra and could continue to limit myself to walking, making music and dancing with my partner.

Please send your answer to the PO box address on the envelope. As the publisher was not willing to tell me your name, I will sign my letter with an alias only for reasons of discretion.

Yours sincerely

Eve

Second letter

4 June

Dear Miss Eve,

thank you very much for your letter of 2 June.