Sex Jokes Compilation: An Entertainment Book for Adults E-Book

Desmond Ihenze

• Herausgeber: ManPower
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2020

Beschreibung

A compilation of different types of sex jokes for romantic and sexy people around the world. Entertain yourself with funny and interesting sex jokes.

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Sex Jokes Compilation: An Entertainment Book for Adults

Desmond Ihenze

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DESMOND IHENZE

FIRST PUBLISHED IN May 2020

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Chapter 1: Sex Alphabets

A Ass Hole

B Breasts

C Condom

D Dick

E Enter

F Fuck

G G –Spot

H Hole

I Incest

J Jam

K Kiss

L Lick

M Moan

N Naughty

O Oral

P Penis

Q Quitting

R Release

S Sex

T Tits

U Unsafe

V Vagina

W Wet

X X-rated

Y Yes

Z zone

Chapter 2: Sex Words and Meanings

Mortar and Pestle — Vagina and Penis

Grass — Vagina

Carrot — Penis

Cucumber — Penis

Banana — Penis

Orange — Breast

Watermelon— Big Breast

Pawpaw — Breast

Rod — Penis

Tomato — Vagina

Pounding — Fucking

Monkey — Penis

Point and Kill — Breasts and Buttocks

Milk Industry — Big Breasts

Front Yard — Breasts

Back Yard — Buttocks

Bottom Power — Buttocks

Urinate — Ejaculate

Wet — Vagina Moistening

I am coming — I am about to release

Bend down and select — Sex Position

Chapter 3: Sex Jokes

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."