The Chocolate Teapot E-Book

David Lawrence

• Herausgeber: Scripture Union
• Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2011

Beschreibung

What is the worst possible way to start secondary school? Should you kick bullies? What if all your friends swear, and you can't do the maths test? What about lurve and romance? And, more importantly, are teachers human? Staying in shape when the heat is on isn't easy - ask any chocolate teapot! So this book provides some practical help on how to live for Jesus at school. A funny and humorous book reminding children to ask "What about God?" in secondary school situations. There's help with telling others about Jesus, touching base with other Christians, what to do when you feel you've let God down, and how not to start your career at secondary school. All this is wrapped is up with amusing illustrations and examples from others' school experiences.

Leseprobe

By the same author:Killer Ping-Pong The Superglue Sandwich Travels with my Zebra Big Questions about God and You Help! My Parents are Aliens

Copyright © David Lawrence 1991, 2004

First published 1991

This revised edition published 2004 Reprinted 2004, 2007, 2010

eBook ISBN 978 1 84427 674 5

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Cover design: Martin Lore Internal illustrations: Simon Smith

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To Mark, Katheryn, Andrew, Liz, Tim and Emma – a fine family of heatproof teapots.

Taking the lid off the chocolate teapot

There are lots of things that you can call a book. Here are some good names for books:

Hamlet The Famous Five Go Roller Skating on Everest My Little Donkey Annual 2010 Eric

Although these are all really good titles for books, this book is not called any of them. This book is called…

THE CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!!

Now of course it is obvious to you WHY this book is called The Chocolate Teapot. It isn’t? Oh well, if you can’t work it out for yourself I suppose I’d better tell you.

A teapot made of chocolate might look wonderful. It could be made to have a really ornate lid, interesting shape and long curving spout. You could even stuff it full of tea bags and all would be well, but the moment that the hot water is poured in disaster strikes and the chocolate teapot just melts away.

Sadly, this is a sort of picture of many young Christians. They look brilliant at church, at youth group – even sometimes at home! But when the going gets tough and the heat is on at school, they just melt away and merge with the crowd.

This book is for chocolate teapots everywhere; people who perhaps feel failures because they’ve never really managed to stand up at school for what they believe, or for people who would like to know a bit more about living for Jesus at school.

Contents

A barrel of laughs at Kidminster Green

(First day at secondary school)

With friends like those

(Following God or following the crowd)

A testing time

(Coping with feeling a failure)

Teachers!

(Teachers are people too – honest!)

Pick on someone your own size

(Being bullied)

Damnation Dominic

(Telling others about Jesus)

Loving the Jesus way

(How to care like Jesus)

Bethany Buckle fancies you

(Girlfriends, boyfriends and ‘justgoodfriends’)

Just a game?

(What about the occult?)

Failed again!

(Overcoming failure)

Remember – you’re not alone

(Touching base with other Christians)

Outro

(Where do we go from here?)

READ THIS! You don’t have to read the chapters in any particular order. Start with the ones that are about the subjects which most interest you at the moment.

A barrel of laughs at Kidminster Green

(First day at secondary school)

‘Now, let’s just run through that list again.’

‘Do we have to, Mum? We must have been through it ten zillion times already and I’m going to miss the bus.’

‘Just once more, David. You don’t want to get to your first day at Kidminster Green and discover that you’ve left something important behind, do you?’

‘No, Mum.’

I had been packing and repacking my new school bag for the last week, so I knew that I had everything. But mums will be mums, so…

‘Pencil case?’

‘Yes.’

‘Sports kit?’

‘Yes.’

‘Indoor and outdoor?’

‘Yes.’

‘Calculator?’

‘Yes.’

‘Dinner money?’

‘Yes.’

‘Craft apron?’

‘Yes.’

‘Snack for break time? You’ll be hungry, you know.’