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- Herausgeber: Little Tiger Press
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Sprache: Englisch
Prince Frog is convinced he's destined to rule the world … the trouble is, the world has ended. Undeterred, Frog sets out to claim his crown, armed with nothing more than a pair of Catastrophe Pants and his trusty stick, Basil Rathbone. But Frog soon realizes that the world isn't quite as ended as he thought. He discovers a magical kingdom, filled with wild landscapes, strange creatures … and a princess sitting on his throne. Together with his new friend, Sheriff Explosion the sheep, Frog seeks to prove his princeliness and escape the clutches of the princess who's sure he'd make a better pet than a prince. But just when Frog thinks things can't get any worse, he discovers he is actually the prince of an invading alien army and that he's just given the go-ahead for an all-out alien invasion. Can he and the princess put aside their differences long enough to save the kingdom - and the world?
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Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014
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To Ruth
Guy Bass
To the Princes and Princesses in my life, and my own personal Rarewolf, for putting up with me and keeping me drawing Oda
CONTENTS
Once Upon the End of the World…
The Incredibul Legend of Prince Frog
Chapter One
One upon a tyme there was the KING AND QUEEN OF EVERYTHING. They rooled over all of Kingdomland and lived in a palase and had thrones and crowns and all the polished sandwitches they could eat. Their palase looked really speshul and was chock-filled with loyal subjects.
Their favourit loyal subject was called Buttercup who was good and clever and wize.
But the King and Queen of Everything were sad. They longed for a chilled child more than anything in the wurld. Then one day a golden egg appeered out of the lake in their garden. It was all shined-up and speshul looking and the King and Queen of Everything said great! A goldun egg! Soon it will hatch and owt will come a prince because that is where princes come from.
Then the wurld ended.
Buttercup said HEY LOOK EVRYONE THE WURLD IS ENDING LET’S GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE! But no one would lissen, not eaven the King and Queen. So Buttercup took the speshul goldun egg and she ran to the island at the edge of the end of the wurld to get away.
After the End of the Wurld happuned, Buttercup was all on her own and sad for ages. But then her goldun egg hatched and owt came a royal green prince.
Buttercup raized the prince like he was her own son. The prince was the best and mightiest prince. He grew up in no time flat. In one yeer he was strong and fast and he could jump highly on his mighty legs and had the cleverrest brain by a milliun and could make himself camoflarged cammoflarjed invisible like a magic ninja.
Except there was no Kingdomland or palase or servants bringing him crowns and polished sandwitches because the wurld was ended. The prince spent his hole life on a farty little island on the Edge of the End of the Wurld. His howse was not even a bit like a palase. It was small and had no thrones and all the prince had to eat was vegetabuls that tasted of burp. And he didn’t get to see anything for real, only in the stories Buttercup toled him.
Then the prince thort what is the End of the Wurld like? So then he said to Buttercup please can I go and see what the End of the Wurld is like but Buttercup said NO! DON’T EVER EVER go to the End of the Wurld! It is all SCORTCHED EARTH and BLACKUNED SKYS and CATASTROFEE! She said it in that voice she only uses when she talks about the End of the Wurld. So the prince couldn’t go and see what the End of the Wurld was like.
Which means he definitly can’t tell Buttercup when he does.
I don’t know what happens next. But I’ll tell you when I get there.
The Island on the Edge of the End of the World
Frog replaced his quill pen in the inkpot. “Now for Chapter Two.”
“What are you writing, Frog?”
Frog slammed his book shut. He turned to see Buttercup’s head poking round the door. She looked nothing like Frog. She did not share his bright, mottled green skin or his bulbous yellow eyes. She had ears and a nose – which Frog lacked – and long, brown hair, while Frog had not a single hair on his head. In fact, Buttercup looked decidedly human – there wasn’t a hint of anything amphibian about her. But then Buttercup had not hatched from a golden egg.
“I’m – uh – I’m just writing down our story,” replied Frog. “About the golden egg and the mighty prince.”
“It’s most royal of you to practise your quill-craft,” she said, “but it’s past both our bedtimes and we have a big day tomorrow: the flower needs watering, the potato needs picking, the clouds need counting…”
“We did all that yesterday – and the day before,” huffed Frog.
“We could always practise your camouflage,” Buttercup suggested.
“What do I have to hide from? There’s no one here but us,” said Frog, unleashing a loud and deliberate sigh. He hopped down from his chair and into bed.
“So, what story would you like?” said Buttercup, as she tucked him in. “I could tell you about the time I rode the Queen’s newnicorns? Or the time the King out-farted the imp-O-lights? Or when the sunbirds gave the Queen a ray of light for her birthday?” She glanced at Frog’s story. “Or about the golden egg that hatched a mighty prince…”
“You could tell me about the End of the World,” Frog said.
“Again? There’s nothing more to tell,” Buttercup sighed, rubbing her eyes. “Scorched earth … blackened skies … catastrophe.”
“Catastrophe,” repeated Frog, in a reverie. “Does anyone live there?”
“Of course not,” sighed Buttercup. “How could anyone live at the End of the World?”
“I don’t know, it’s just – I’m a prince,” said Frog. “Do I really have to stay on this island forever? It feels like I’m meant for something more … princely.”
Buttercup stiffened. She took a deep breath and looked at her feet. By the time she looked up she had put on a smile. “What did you dream last night? Do you remember?” she asked.
Frog remembered his not uncommon dream immediately. “I was in the sky, higher than everything, higher than the stars, looking down on the world,” he replied.
“Did it feel real?” she asked. Frog nodded. “So, can you fly higher than the stars?”
“No, but—”
“No. Just because you feel something doesn’t make it real,” said Buttercup quickly. “You were destined to be a great ruler, Frog – I’m sure you would have been. But that world is gone. The World has Ended. We and this island are all that is left. I brought you here and built you a home and kept you safe. It’s just you and me, forever and ever.”
“I know, but … forever is ages,” huffed Frog.
Buttercup let out a chuckle. “You’re a good boy, Frog,” she said, kissing him on the head.
Frog knew what she would say as she put out the lamp – she had said the same thing every night since he’d hatched from his golden egg.
“Sleep well, Royal Majesty, Lord of all Kingdoms, Rightful Ruler of the World … Prince Frog.”
The Storm
Two hours passed before Frog was sure Buttercup was asleep.
“Stay here forever? Pfff – not this prince,” he whispered. He reached under his bed and pulled out a wooden box. From it he took all he would need on his journey to the End of the World: one pair of catastrophe pants.
Catastrophe Pants
Made of the most excellent best matereals EVER, CATASTROPHE PANTS combine princely fashun with apocalips-busting usability. With a pair of CATASTROPHE PANTS you get to say “no” to no-frills – you’ll look stylish and sofisticated even when you’re up to your nees in the End of the Wurld. CATASTROPHE PANTS… For the prince on the move!
Following a moment’s proud inspection, Frog put them on. They were an odd patchwork of mismatched, sewn-together materials. Not for the first time, Frog admired his reflection in the mirror.
“Looking good, Your Majesty,” he said, puffing out his chest. Despite being little over a year old, Frog looked more like a boy of ten – though definitely a lot greener. His huge, yellow eyes blinked back at him and his broad smile spread across his entire face.
Time to address my loyal subjects, he thought. He turned to his table, upon which sat a crudely stitched teddy bear, a stuffed sock-snake with buttons for eyes and a rock with a face drawn on it. Frog cleared his throat and placed his hand on his heart.
“Goodly loyal citizens, the time has come for your prince to answer the call of destiny,” began Frog. “The day is upon us – the day that I embark upon my royal adventure. I must brave the scorched earth and the blackened skies and the catastrophe … and see what the End of the World is like. But fear not, I shall return! And I’ll bring you back something nice.”
He waited a moment, imagining rapturous applause (since his “loyal subjects” remained unmoved). Then he returned to his bed and drew a short, gnarled stick from under his pillow.
“Basil Rathbone,” he said. “No adventure to the End of the World would be complete without a mighty sword – and you are my most first-rate and unbreakable of top weapons. You will never leave my side …not even when I need a wee.”
Frog slipped the stick into his belt and crept out of his room. On the way out of the house he put his head round the door to Buttercup’s bedroom. She slept as soundly as ever – snoring like a drain. Frog tiptoed to the back door and opened it. The moon was a curved notch of light, whittled out of the black sky. He opened the back door. The Inbetween shimmered silver in the moonlight. This great expanse of water was all that lay between him and the End of the World.
Frog had only just stepped out of the door when he felt a familiar tingle in his long, webbed toes. He looked down and wiggled them. It could mean only one thing.
Frog glanced up at the sky. “Not now,” he groaned. “The toes knows…”
