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- Herausgeber: Ricardo Tronconi
- Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2015
Professor Swollenman, the most erect man in the neighbourhood, has quite a
visible gift in his lap. A winning feature in theory, but as regards his marital life?
A succession of unexpected visits by a most peculiar character, arriving along with the Archangel Gabriel as Heaven's Ambassador no less, leads our Swollenman to don The First Man's garments, inviting him to relive the diabolical theory of origin once again, through dreams of erotic tales; however deceits and suspicions very slowly become parallel realities in his life.
Once again, La Novella Orchidea creates a journey whose phases supply no answers, but only persistent questions, where final judgement falls to the reader: the anguish of an impossible solution or the simple smile of who is able to attach equitable importance to the pleasures of life.
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Ricardo Tronconi
The Soul Quantum Theory, or We are the Devil
Cover image derived from MahPadilha's photo under the CC BY 2.0 license. This file is licensed under the CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 license.
Table of Contents
THE SOUL QUANTUM THEORY
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
SATANIC APPENDIX
THE SOUL QUANTUM THEORY
OR WE ARE THE DEVIL
Text translation by Alessia Bettini
CHAPTER 1
In the second half of the last century, a theory as bizarre as it was attractive (and subtly quite exciting), brought the world of liberal, mystic thought close to breaking away from the monotheistic, religious universe. The reason for this discussion wasn't anything new and it regarded mainly Lucifer's choice, wicked for some, intrepid for others, to become the bearer of darkness after having once been the most luminous diamond of all knowledge, second only compared to God, when the Universe didn't yet exist. To disturb the quiet ignorance of the believers, who didn't see a semblance of evil in Satan, but rather evil itself, clearly defined and separate from good, again represented by the other winged beings led by Gabriel, was emeritus Professor Odoro E. Swollenman.
This last, distinguished philologist, semiologist and expert in sexual semantics, reprimanded by the University Chancellor on more than one occasion for the course's male students continuous complaints (never the females), was famous for presenting a permanent swelling of his fly during sexual semantics lessons (and not only then). A definite sign, according to the male students, of a swelling that revealed a penchant for the subject, yes, but improperly and slightly narcisistic. On the contrary, according to the females, the involuntarily sustainable movement of the penis could be considered by any male (and female), as feasible users of the afore-mentioned device, as a traffic light (that is a signal bearer), allowing one to pass beyond the sole sense of smell in perceiving slight deviances in an individual's sexual behaviour. The extremely clear Professor, sexually very gifted, in spite of being an erect man, was also definitely sensitive to female charm, so as to be called easy swelling man (this last, just one of many epithets we cannot fully mention because of restricted space). Approximately after his fiftieth birthday the emeritus Professor Swollenman (permanent swelling man) began to have his first revealing dreams about the real aim of human beings and granted this theological knowledge to become his lifelong occupation.
CHAPTER 2
It all began one morning, when Professor Swollenman (palpable swelling man) woke up with an erected pole (not an exception, but rather customary). However that morning, the nest that little animal wished for wasn't available, as it was at Ladoga Lake on holiday, tightly embedded in Mrs Netty Swollenman's thighs (this was not a significant piece of news, rather pretty normal). Odoro [...]
