Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace E-Book

Dingleberry Small

• Herausgeber: Dingleberry Small
• Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

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Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

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Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

Dingleberry Small

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Published on March 26, 2016

Last updated on October 14, 2016

ISBN-13: 9781524296285

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Dingleberry Small

Copyright

Dedication

Bully vs. Fart 3: Liquid Menace

Genius Corner

About the Author

Thank You!

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Bully vs. Fart: Liquid Menace

Prologue

“Do you know why you’re in here?” Detective Bill Tangem set down his cup of coffee and a manilla folder and took a seat.

“Uh...no.” Adam Gason, the nerdtastic student from Mile One Elementary, nudged his glasses further up the crooked bridge of his nose. He stared at the cuffs around his wrists, and wished he were the Incredible Hulk so that he could snap them off and jump out of the police station in a single bound.

“Here, let me make you more comfortable...” The detective got up, unhooked the keys from a loop on his slacks, and unlocked the boy’s cuffs.

Adam rubbed his burning wrists. If he weren’t looking, he’d swear that the cuffs were still on him. “Am I going to be here a while?”

“That all depends on you.” Detective Tangem returned to his seat.

“Wait. Time out.” Adam gestured. “Aren’t I supposed to get a lawyer or something?”

“Or something. But I’m not the one charging you. That would be the Department of Homeland Security, or DHS as we call them.”

“I don’t understand.”

“You’re being charged under the Patriot Act, son. Do you understand how serious that is?” Bill sipped his coffee and gave him a look that could melt steel.

“What?! But the Patriot Act is for terrorists,” Adam gasped.

“Both foreign and domestic.” Tangem nodded. “So do you want to tell me what’s going on here? DHS has men on the way right now. I could help y [...]