Christmas Jokes For Kids E-Book

Aunt Lily

• Herausgeber: Aunt Lily
• Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2015

Beschreibung

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean Christmas jokes for children.

This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!
• Funny jokes for kids
• Excellent for early readers
• Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children
• Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
• Short jokes, cheesy jokes, and MORE!

Leseprobe

Table of Contents

Christmas Jokes For Kids

Christmas Word Search

Santa Claus Word Search

About The Author

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to cats?

Santa Paws!

What do you call a dog who works for Santa?

Santa Paws!

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?

Sandy Clause!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues!

What did the sea Say to Santa?

Nothing! It just waved!

What does Santa do with fat elves?

He sends them to an Elf Farm!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

What says Oh Oh Oh?

Santa walking backwards!

What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?

Santa going through a revolving door!

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it 'soots' him!

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

What did Santa say to the smoker?

Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

Where does Santa go when he's sick?

To the elf center!

Where do elves go to dance?

Christmas Balls!

What do elves eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

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