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- Herausgeber: Aunt Lily
- Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
- Sprache: Englisch
A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round.
Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.
Jokes from this funny book...
Q: What award goes to designers of doorknockers?
A:no bell prize
HAHA!
Q: How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?
A: He has Santa Claws.
LOL!
Q: What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
A: Bark, the herald angels sing
ROTFL!
Funny Jokes! (Clean Jokes for Children)
• 200+ funny and hilarious jokes!
• Excellent for early and beginning readers
• Hours of fun and entertainment for your child
• Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud and also for Christmas
• 200+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes!
This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.
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Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2015
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CHRISTMAS
CRACKER
JOKES
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AUNT LILY
Copyright © 2012 Aunt Lily
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 154108246X
ISBN-13: 978-1541082465
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To my wonderful readers. I want to thank every one of you who helped me create this book.
Table of Contents
Copyright Page
Christmas Cracker Jokes
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
How does Luis Suarez like his Christmas dinner?
Bite-sized.
What do the royal family play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?
Game of Thrones.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
"Get out of my face."
Why is Christmas a busy time for David Cameron?
He's got two parties to organize.
What's the difference between Bono and Santa?
Santa gives you things you want.
Why are snowmen rubbish at cricket?
They're always bowling snow-balls.
I got a Ukip advent calendar this year...
It's rubbish, all the doors keep slamming shut.
What do ghosts eat at Christmas?
Ghoulash
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk
Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they’re flying?
Because they’d quack up
What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even
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What do you call somebody that is frightened of Santa?
Claustrophobic
What athlete is the warmest at Christmas?
A long jumper
What’s E.T. short for?
Because he’s only got little legs
What says ‘Oh-Oh-Oh’?
Santa walking backward
Why did the snowman come first at the Winter Olympics?
There was snow competition
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?
Because of his poor elf
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What's the best Christmas present you could get?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it
What award goes to designers of doorknockers?
A no bell prize
How do you know Santa’s real?
He’s from the grotto
How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?
He has Santa Claws
What do you get if you cross a lion with snow?
Frostbite
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet
How do you get rid of a boomerang?
Throw it down a one-way street
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What is Santa's favorite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face.
Why did the man sleep under the car?
