Charles Dickens
Nicholas Nickleby
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Table of contents
AUTHOR'S PREFACE
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
CHAPTER 28
CHAPTER 29
CHAPTER 30
CHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 32
CHAPTER 33
CHAPTER 34
CHAPTER 35
CHAPTER 36
CHAPTER 37
CHAPTER 38
CHAPTER 39
CHAPTER 40
CHAPTER 41
CHAPTER 42
CHAPTER 43
CHAPTER 44
CHAPTER 45
CHAPTER 46
CHAPTER 47
CHAPTER 48
CHAPTER 49
CHAPTER 50
CHAPTER 51
CHAPTER 52
CHAPTER 53
CHAPTER 54
CHAPTER 55
CHAPTER 56
CHAPTER 57
CHAPTER 58
CHAPTER 59
CHAPTER 60
CHAPTER 61
CHAPTER 62
CHAPTER 63
CHAPTER 64
CHAPTER 65
AUTHOR'S PREFACE
This
story was begun, within a few months after the publication of the
completed "Pickwick Papers." There were, then, a good many
cheap Yorkshire schools in existence. There are very few now.Of
the monstrous neglect of education in England, and the disregard of
it by the State as a means of forming good or bad citizens, and
miserable or happy men, private schools long afforded a notable
example. Although any man who had proved his unfitness for any other
occupation in life, was free, without examination or qualification,
to open a school anywhere; although preparation for the functions he
undertook, was required in the surgeon who assisted to bring a boy
into the world, or might one day assist, perhaps, to send him out of
it; in the chemist, the attorney, the butcher, the baker, the
candlestick maker; the whole round of crafts and trades, the
schoolmaster excepted; and although schoolmasters, as a race, were
the blockheads and impostors who might naturally be expected to
spring from such a state of things, and to flourish in it; these
Yorkshire schoolmasters were the lowest and most rotten round in the
whole ladder. Traders in the avarice, indifference, or imbecility of
parents, and the helplessness of children; ignorant, sordid, brutal
men, to whom few considerate persons would have entrusted the board
and lodging of a horse or a dog; they formed the worthy cornerstone
of a structure, which, for absurdity and a magnificent high-minded
Laissez-Aller
neglect, has rarely been exceeded in the world.We
hear sometimes of an action for damages against the unqualified
medical practitioner, who has deformed a broken limb in pretending to
heal it. But, what of the hundreds of thousands of minds that have
been deformed for ever by the incapable pettifoggers who have
pretended to form them!I
make mention of the race, as of the Yorkshire schoolmasters, in the
past tense. Though it has not yet finally disappeared, it is
dwindling daily. A long day's work remains to be done about us in the
way of education, Heaven knows; but great improvements and facilities
towards the attainment of a good one, have been furnished, of late
years.I
cannot call to mind, now, how I came to hear about Yorkshire schools
when I was a not very robust child, sitting in bye-places near
Rochester Castle, with a head full of
Partridge, Strap, Tom Pipes, and Sancho Panza;
but I know that my first impressions of them were picked up at that
time, and that they were somehow or other connected with a suppurated
abscess that some boy had come home with, in consequence of his
Yorkshire guide, philosopher, and friend, having ripped it open with
an inky pen-knife. The impression made upon me, however made, never
left me. I was always curious about Yorkshire schools—fell, long
afterwards and at sundry times, into the way of hearing more about
them—at last, having an audience, resolved to write about them.With
that intent I went down into Yorkshire before I began this book, in
very severe winter time which is pretty faithfully described herein.
As I wanted to see a schoolmaster or two, and was forewarned that
those gentlemen might, in their modesty, be shy of receiving a visit
from the author of the "Pickwick Papers," I consulted with
a professional friend who had a Yorkshire connexion, and with whom I
concerted a pious fraud. He gave me some letters of introduction, in
the name, I think, of my travelling companion; they bore reference to
a supposititious little boy who had been left with a widowed mother
who didn't know what to do with him; the poor lady had thought, as a
means of thawing the tardy compassion of her relations in his behalf,
of sending him to a Yorkshire school; I was the poor lady's friend,
travelling that way; and if the recipient of the letter could inform
me of a school in his neighbourhood, the writer would be very much
obliged.I
went to several places in that part of the country where I understood
the schools to be most plentifully sprinkled, and had no occasion to
deliver a letter until I came to a certain town which shall be
nameless. The person to whom it was addressed, was not at home; but
he came down at night, through the snow, to the inn where I was
staying. It was after dinner; and he needed little persuasion to sit
down by the fire in a warm corner, and take his share of the wine
that was on the table.I
am afraid he is dead now. I recollect he was a jovial, ruddy,
broad-faced man; that we got acquainted directly; and that we talked
on all kinds of subjects, except the school, which he showed a great
anxiety to avoid. "Was there any large school near?" I
asked him, in reference to the letter. "Oh yes," he said;
"there was a pratty big 'un." "Was it a good one?"
I asked. "Ey!" he said, "it was as good as anoother;
that was a' a matther of opinion"; and fell to looking at the
fire, staring round the room, and whistling a little. On my reverting
to some other topic that we had been discussing, he recovered
immediately; but, though I tried him again and again, I never
approached the question of the school, even if he were in the middle
of a laugh, without observing that his countenance fell, and that he
became uncomfortable. At last, when we had passed a couple of hours
or so, very agreeably, he suddenly took up his hat, and leaning over
the table and looking me full in the face, said, in a low voice:
"Weel, Misther, we've been vara pleasant toogather, and ar'll
spak' my moind tiv'ee. Dinnot let the weedur send her lattle boy to
yan o' our school-measthers, while there's a harse to hoold in a'
Lunnun, or a gootther to lie asleep in. Ar wouldn't mak' ill words
amang my neeburs, and ar speak tiv'ee quiet loike. But I'm dom'd if
ar can gang to bed and not tellee, for weedur's sak', to keep the
lattle boy from a' sike scoondrels while there's a harse to hoold in
a' Lunnun, or a gootther to lie asleep in!" Repeating these
words with great heartiness, and with a solemnity on his jolly face
that made it look twice as large as before, he shook hands and went
away. I never saw him afterwards, but I sometimes imagine that I
descry a faint reflection of him in John Browdie.In
reference to these gentry, I may here quote a few words from the
original preface to this book."It
has afforded the Author great amusement and satisfaction, during the
progress of this work, to learn, from country friends and from a
variety of ludicrous statements concerning himself in provincial
newspapers, that more than one Yorkshire schoolmaster lays claim to
being the original of Mr. Squeers. One worthy, he has reason to
believe, has actually consulted authorities learned in the law, as to
his having good grounds on which to rest an action for libel;
another, has meditated a journey to London, for the express purpose
of committing an assault and battery on his traducer; a third,
perfectly remembers being waited on, last January twelve-month, by
two gentlemen, one of whom held him in conversation while the other
took his likeness; and, although Mr. Squeers has but one eye, and he
has two, and the published sketch does not resemble him (whoever he
may be) in any other respect, still he and all his friends and
neighbours know at once for whom it is meant, because—the character
is so
like him."While
the Author cannot but feel the full force of the compliment thus
conveyed to him, he ventures to suggest that these contentions may
arise from the fact, that Mr. Squeers is the representative of a
class, and not of an individual. Where imposture, ignorance, and
brutal cupidity, are the stock in trade of a small body of men, and
one is described by these characteristics, all his fellows will
recognise something belonging to themselves, and each will have a
misgiving that the portrait is his own."The
Author's object in calling public attention to the system would be
very imperfectly fulfilled, if he did not state now, in his own
person, emphatically and earnestly, that Mr. Squeers and his school
are faint and feeble pictures of an existing reality, purposely
subdued and kept down lest they should be deemed impossible. That
there are, upon record, trials at law in which damages have been
sought as a poor recompense for lasting agonies and disfigurements
inflicted upon children by the treatment of the master in these
places, involving such offensive and foul details of neglect,
cruelty, and disease, as no writer of fiction would have the boldness
to imagine. And that, since he has been engaged upon these
Adventures, he has received, from private quarters far beyond the
reach of suspicion or distrust, accounts of atrocities, in the
perpetration of which upon neglected or repudiated children, these
schools have been the main instruments, very far exceeding any that
appear in these pages."This
comprises all I need say on the subject; except that if I had seen
occasion, I had resolved to reprint a few of these details of legal
proceedings, from certain old newspapers.One
other quotation from the same Preface may serve to introduce a fact
that my readers may think curious."To
turn to a more pleasant subject, it may be right to say, that there
are two characters
in this book which are drawn from life. It is remarkable that what we
call the world, which is so very credulous in what professes to be
true, is most incredulous in what professes to be imaginary; and
that, while, every day in real life, it will allow in one man no
blemishes, and in another no virtues, it will seldom admit a very
strongly-marked character, either good or bad, in a fictitious
narrative, to be within the limits of probability. But those who take
an interest in this tale, will be glad to learn that the
Brothers Cheeryble
live; that their liberal charity, their singleness of heart, their
noble nature, and their unbounded benevolence, are no creations of
the Author's brain; but are prompting every day (and oftenest by
stealth) some munificent and generous deed in that town of which they
are the pride and honour."If
I were to attempt to sum up the thousands of letters, from all sorts
of people in all sorts of latitudes and climates, which this unlucky
paragraph brought down upon me, I should get into an arithmetical
difficulty from which I could not easily extricate myself. Suffice it
to say, that I believe the applications for loans, gifts, and offices
of profit that I have been requested to forward to the originals of
the Brothers
Cheeryble (with
whom I never interchanged any communication in my life) would have
exhausted the combined patronage of all the Lord Chancellors since
the accession of the House of Brunswick, and would have broken the
Rest of the Bank of England.The
Brothers are now dead.There
is only one other point, on which I would desire to offer a remark.
If Nicholas be not always found to be blameless or agreeable, he is
not always intended to appear so. He is a young man of an impetuous
temper and of little or no experience; and I saw no reason why such a
hero should be lifted out of nature.
CHAPTER 1
I
ntroduces all the RestThere
once lived, in a sequestered part of the county of Devonshire, one
Mr. Godfrey Nickleby: a worthy gentleman, who, taking it into his
head rather late in life that he must get married, and not being
young enough or rich enough to aspire to the hand of a lady of
fortune, had wedded an old flame out of mere attachment, who in her
turn had taken him for the same reason. Thus two people who cannot
afford to play cards for money, sometimes sit down to a quiet game
for love.Some
ill-conditioned persons who sneer at the life-matrimonial, may
perhaps suggest, in this place, that the good couple would be better
likened to two principals in a sparring match, who, when fortune is
low and backers scarce, will chivalrously set to, for the mere
pleasure of the buffeting; and in one respect indeed this comparison
would hold good; for, as the adventurous pair of the Fives' Court
will afterwards send round a hat, and trust to the bounty of the
lookers-on for the means of regaling themselves, so Mr. Godfrey
Nickleby and his
partner, the honeymoon being over, looked out wistfully into the
world, relying in no inconsiderable degree upon chance for the
improvement of their means. Mr. Nickleby's income, at the period of
his marriage, fluctuated between sixty and eighty pounds
per annum.There
are people enough in the world, Heaven knows! and even in London
(where Mr. Nickleby dwelt in those days) but few complaints prevail,
of the population being scanty. It is extraordinary how long a man
may look among the crowd without discovering the face of a friend,
but it is no less true. Mr. Nickleby looked, and looked, till his
eyes became sore as his heart, but no friend appeared; and when,
growing tired of the search, he turned his eyes homeward, he saw very
little there to relieve his weary vision. A painter who has gazed too
long upon some glaring colour, refreshes his dazzled sight by looking
upon a darker and more sombre tint; but everything that met Mr.
Nickleby's gaze wore so black and gloomy a hue, that he would have
been beyond description refreshed by the very reverse of the
contrast.At
length, after five years, when Mrs. Nickleby had presented her
husband with a couple of sons, and that embarrassed gentleman,
impressed with the necessity of making some provision for his family,
was seriously revolving in his mind a little commercial speculation
of insuring his life next quarter-day, and then falling from the top
of the Monument by accident, there came, one morning, by the general
post, a black-bordered letter to inform him how his uncle, Mr. Ralph
Nickleby, was dead, and had left him the bulk of his little property,
amounting in all to five thousand pounds sterling.As
the deceased had taken no further notice of his nephew in his
lifetime, than sending to his eldest boy (who had been christened
after him, on desperate speculation) a silver spoon in a morocco
case, which, as he had not too much to eat with it, seemed a kind of
satire upon his having been born without that useful article of plate
in his mouth, Mr. Godfrey Nickleby could, at first, scarcely believe
the tidings thus conveyed to him. On examination, however, they
turned out to be strictly correct. The amiable old gentleman, it
seemed, had intended to leave the whole to the Royal Humane Society,
and had indeed executed a will to that effect; but the Institution,
having been unfortunate enough, a few months before, to save the life
of a poor relation to whom he paid a weekly allowance of three
shillings and sixpence, he had, in a fit of very natural
exasperation, revoked the bequest in a codicil, and left it all to Mr
Godfrey Nickleby; with a special mention of his indignation, not only
against the society for saving the poor relation's life, but against
the poor relation also, for allowing himself to be saved.With
a portion of this property Mr. Godfrey Nickleby purchased a small
farm, near Dawlish in Devonshire, whither he retired with his wife
and two children, to live upon the best interest he could get for the
rest of his money, and the little produce he could raise from his
land. The two prospered so well together that, when he died, some
fifteen years after this period, and some five after his wife, he was
enabled to leave, to his eldest son, Ralph, three thousand pounds in
cash, and to his youngest son, Nicholas, one thousand and the farm,
which was as small a landed estate as one would desire to see.These
two brothers had been brought up together in a school at Exeter; and,
being accustomed to go home once a week, had often heard, from their
mother's lips, long accounts of their father's sufferings in his days
of poverty, and of their deceased uncle's importance in his days of
affluence: which recitals produced a very different impression on the
two: for, while the younger, who was of a timid and retiring
disposition, gleaned from thence nothing but forewarnings to shun the
great world and attach himself to the quiet routine of a country
life, Ralph, the elder, deduced from the often-repeated tale the two
great morals that riches are the only true source of happiness and
power, and that it is lawful and just to compass their acquisition by
all means short of felony. 'And,' reasoned Ralph with himself, 'if no
good came of my uncle's money when he was alive, a great deal of good
came of it after he was dead, inasmuch as my father has got it now,
and is saving it up for me, which is a highly virtuous purpose; and,
going back to the old gentleman, good
did come of it to
him too, for he had the pleasure of thinking of it all his life long,
and of being envied and courted by all his family besides.' And Ralph
always wound up these mental soliloquies by arriving at the
conclusion, that there was nothing like money.Not
confining himself to theory, or permitting his faculties to rust,
even at that early age, in mere abstract speculations, this promising
lad commenced usurer on a limited scale at school; putting out at
good interest a small capital of slate-pencil and marbles, and
gradually extending his operations until they aspired to the copper
coinage of this realm, in which he speculated to considerable
advantage. Nor did he trouble his borrowers with abstract
calculations of figures, or references to ready-reckoners; his simple
rule of interest being all comprised in the one golden sentence,
'two-pence for every half-penny,' which greatly simplified the
accounts, and which, as a familiar precept, more easily acquired and
retained in the memory than any known rule of arithmetic, cannot be
too strongly recommended to the notice of capitalists, both large and
small, and more especially of money-brokers and bill-discounters.
Indeed, to do these gentlemen justice, many of them are to this day
in the frequent habit of adopting it, with eminent success.In
like manner, did young Ralph Nickleby avoid all those minute and
intricate calculations of odd days, which nobody who has worked sums
in simple-interest can fail to have found most embarrassing, by
establishing the one general rule that all sums of principal and
interest should be paid on pocket-money day, that is to say, on
Saturday: and that whether a loan were contracted on the Monday, or
on the Friday, the amount of interest should be, in both cases, the
same. Indeed he argued, and with great show of reason, that it ought
to be rather more for one day than for five, inasmuch as the borrower
might in the former case be very fairly presumed to be in great
extremity, otherwise he would not borrow at all with such odds
against him. This fact is interesting, as illustrating the secret
connection and sympathy which always exist between great minds.
Though Master Ralph Nickleby was not at that time aware of it, the
class of gentlemen before alluded to, proceed on just the same
principle in all their transactions.From
what we have said of this young gentleman, and the natural admiration
the reader will immediately conceive of his character, it may perhaps
be inferred that he is to be the hero of the work which we shall
presently begin. To set this point at rest, for once and for ever, we
hasten to undeceive them, and stride to its commencement.On
the death of his father, Ralph Nickleby, who had been some time
before placed in a mercantile house in London, applied himself
passionately to his old pursuit of money-getting, in which he
speedily became so buried and absorbed, that he quite forgot his
brother for many years; and if, at times, a recollection of his old
playfellow broke upon him through the haze in which he lived—for
gold conjures up a mist about a man, more destructive of all his old
senses and lulling to his feelings than the fumes of charcoal—it
brought along with it a companion thought, that if they were intimate
he would want to borrow money of him. So, Mr. Ralph Nickleby shrugged
his shoulders, and said things were better as they were.As
for Nicholas, he lived a single man on the patrimonial estate until
he grew tired of living alone, and then he took to wife the daughter
of a neighbouring gentleman with a dower of one thousand pounds. This
good lady bore him two children, a son and a daughter, and when the
son was about nineteen, and the daughter fourteen, as near as we can
guess—impartial records of young ladies' ages being, before the
passing of the new act, nowhere preserved in the registries of this
country—Mr. Nickleby looked about him for the means of repairing
his capital, now sadly reduced by this increase in his family, and
the expenses of their education.'Speculate
with it,' said Mrs. Nickleby.'Spec—u—late,
my dear?' said Mr. Nickleby, as though in doubt.'Why
not?' asked Mrs. Nickleby.'Because,
my dear, if we
should lose it,'
rejoined Mr. Nickleby, who was a slow and time-taking speaker, 'if we
should lose it, we
shall no longer be able to live, my dear.''Fiddle,'
said Mrs. Nickleby.'I
am not altogether sure of that, my dear,' said Mr. Nickleby.'There's
Nicholas,' pursued the lady, 'quite a young man—it's time he was in
the way of doing something for himself; and Kate too, poor girl,
without a penny in the world. Think of your brother! Would he be what
he is, if he hadn't speculated?''That's
true,' replied Mr. Nickleby. 'Very good, my dear. Yes. I
will speculate, my
dear.'Speculation
is a round game; the players see little or nothing of their cards at
first starting; gains
may be great—and
so may losses. The run of luck went against Mr. Nickleby. A mania
prevailed, a bubble burst, four stock-brokers took villa residences
at Florence, four hundred nobodies were ruined, and among them Mr.
Nickleby.'The
very house I live in,' sighed the poor gentleman, 'may be taken from
me tomorrow. Not an article of my old furniture, but will be sold to
strangers!'The
last reflection hurt him so much, that he took at once to his bed;
apparently resolved to keep that, at all events.'Cheer
up, sir!' said the apothecary.'You
mustn't let yourself be cast down, sir,' said the nurse.'Such
things happen every day,' remarked the lawyer.'And
it is very sinful to rebel against them,' whispered the clergyman.'And
what no man with a family ought to do,' added the neighbours.Mr.
Nickleby shook his head, and motioning them all out of the room,
embraced his wife and children, and having pressed them by turns to
his languidly beating heart, sunk exhausted on his pillow. They were
concerned to find that his reason went astray after this; for he
babbled, for a long time, about the generosity and goodness of his
brother, and the merry old times when they were at school together.
This fit of wandering past, he solemnly commended them to One who
never deserted the widow or her fatherless children, and, smiling
gently on them, turned upon his face, and observed, that he thought
he could fall asleep.
CHAPTER 2
O
f Mr. Ralph Nickleby, and his Establishments, and his Undertakings,
and of a great Joint Stock Company of vast national ImportanceMr.
Ralph Nickleby was not, strictly speaking, what you would call a
merchant, neither was he a banker, nor an attorney, nor a special
pleader, nor a notary. He was certainly not a tradesman, and still
less could he lay any claim to the title of a professional gentleman;
for it would have been impossible to mention any recognised
profession to which he belonged. Nevertheless, as he lived in a
spacious house in Golden Square, which, in addition to a brass plate
upon the street-door, had another brass plate two sizes and a half
smaller upon the left hand door-post, surrounding a brass model of an
infant's fist grasping a fragment of a skewer, and displaying the
word 'Office,' it was clear that Mr. Ralph Nickleby did, or pretended
to do, business of some kind; and the fact, if it required any
further circumstantial evidence, was abundantly demonstrated by the
diurnal attendance, between the hours of half-past nine and five, of
a sallow-faced man in rusty brown, who sat upon an uncommonly hard
stool in a species of butler's pantry at the end of the passage, and
always had a pen behind his ear when he answered the bell.Although
a few members of the graver professions live about Golden Square, it
is not exactly in anybody's way to or from anywhere. It is one of the
squares that have been; a quarter of the town that has gone down in
the world, and taken to letting lodgings. Many of its first and
second floors are let, furnished, to single gentlemen; and it takes
boarders besides. It is a great resort of foreigners. The
dark-complexioned men who wear large rings, and heavy watch-guards,
and bushy whiskers, and who congregate under the Opera Colonnade, and
about the box-office in the season, between four and five in the
afternoon, when they give away the orders,—all live in Golden
Square, or within a street of it. Two or three violins and a wind
instrument from the Opera band reside within its precincts. Its
boarding-houses are musical, and the notes of pianos and harps float
in the evening time round the head of the mournful statue, the
guardian genius of a little wilderness of shrubs, in the centre of
the square. On a summer's night, windows are thrown open, and groups
of swarthy moustached men are seen by the passer-by, lounging at the
casements, and smoking fearfully. Sounds of gruff voices practising
vocal music invade the evening's silence; and the fumes of choice
tobacco scent the air. There, snuff and cigars, and German pipes and
flutes, and violins and violoncellos, divide the supremacy between
them. It is the region of song and smoke. Street bands are on their
mettle in Golden Square; and itinerant glee-singers quaver
involuntarily as they raise their voices within its boundaries.This
would not seem a spot very well adapted to the transaction of
business; but Mr. Ralph Nickleby had lived there, notwithstanding,
for many years, and uttered no complaint on that score. He knew
nobody round about, and nobody knew him, although he enjoyed the
reputation of being immensely rich. The tradesmen held that he was a
sort of lawyer, and the other neighbours opined that he was a kind of
general agent; both of which guesses were as correct and definite as
guesses about other people's affairs usually are, or need to be.Mr.
Ralph Nickleby sat in his private office one morning, ready dressed
to walk abroad. He wore a bottle-green spencer over a blue coat; a
white waistcoat, grey mixture pantaloons, and Wellington boots drawn
over them. The corner of a small-plaited shirt-frill struggled out,
as if insisting to show itself, from between his chin and the top
button of his spencer; and the latter garment was not made low enough
to conceal a long gold watch-chain, composed of a series of plain
rings, which had its beginning at the handle of a gold repeater in
Mr. Nickleby's pocket, and its termination in two little keys: one
belonging to the watch itself, and the other to some patent padlock.
He wore a sprinkling of powder upon his head, as if to make himself
look benevolent; but if that were his purpose, he would perhaps have
done better to powder his countenance also, for there was something
in its very wrinkles, and in his cold restless eye, which seemed to
tell of cunning that would announce itself in spite of him. However
this might be, there he was; and as he was all alone, neither the
powder, nor the wrinkles, nor the eyes, had the smallest effect, good
or bad, upon anybody just then, and are consequently no business of
ours just now.Mr.
Nickleby closed an account-book which lay on his desk, and, throwing
himself back in his chair, gazed with an air of abstraction through
the dirty window. Some London houses have a melancholy little plot of
ground behind them, usually fenced in by four high whitewashed walls,
and frowned upon by stacks of chimneys: in which there withers on,
from year to year, a crippled tree, that makes a show of putting
forth a few leaves late in autumn when other trees shed theirs, and,
drooping in the effort, lingers on, all crackled and smoke-dried,
till the following season, when it repeats the same process, and
perhaps, if the weather be particularly genial, even tempts some
rheumatic sparrow to chirrup in its branches. People sometimes call
these dark yards 'gardens'; it is not supposed that they were ever
planted, but rather that they are pieces of unreclaimed land, with
the withered vegetation of the original brick-field. No man thinks of
walking in this desolate place, or of turning it to any account. A
few hampers, half-a-dozen broken bottles, and such-like rubbish, may
be thrown there, when the tenant first moves in, but nothing more;
and there they remain until he goes away again: the damp straw taking
just as long to moulder as it thinks proper: and mingling with the
scanty box, and stunted everbrowns, and broken flower-pots, that are
scattered mournfully about—a prey to 'blacks' and dirt.It
was into a place of this kind that Mr. Ralph Nickleby gazed, as he
sat with his hands in his pockets looking out of the window. He had
fixed his eyes upon a distorted fir tree, planted by some former
tenant in a tub that had once been green, and left there, years
before, to rot away piecemeal. There was nothing very inviting in the
object, but Mr. Nickleby was wrapt in a brown study, and sat
contemplating it with far greater attention than, in a more conscious
mood, he would have deigned to bestow upon the rarest exotic. At
length, his eyes wandered to a little dirty window on the left,
through which the face of the clerk was dimly visible; that worthy
chancing to look up, he beckoned him to attend.In
obedience to this summons the clerk got off the high stool (to which
he had communicated a high polish by countless gettings off and on),
and presented himself in Mr. Nickleby's room. He was a tall man of
middle age, with two goggle eyes whereof one was a fixture, a
rubicund nose, a cadaverous face, and a suit of clothes (if the term
be allowable when they suited him not at all) much the worse for
wear, very much too small, and placed upon such a short allowance of
buttons that it was marvellous how he contrived to keep them on.'Was
that half-past twelve, Noggs?' said Mr. Nickleby, in a sharp and
grating voice.'Not
more than five-and-twenty minutes by the—' Noggs was going to add
public-house clock, but recollecting himself, substituted 'regular
time.''My
watch has stopped,' said Mr. Nickleby; 'I don't know from what
cause.''Not
wound up,' said Noggs.'Yes
it is,' said Mr. Nickleby.'Over-wound
then,' rejoined Noggs.'That
can't very well be,' observed Mr. Nickleby.'Must
be,' said Noggs.'Well!'
said Mr. Nickleby, putting the repeater back in his pocket; 'perhaps
it is.'Noggs
gave a peculiar grunt, as was his custom at the end of all disputes
with his master, to imply that he (Noggs) triumphed; and (as he
rarely spoke to anybody unless somebody spoke to him) fell into a
grim silence, and rubbed his hands slowly over each other: cracking
the joints of his fingers, and squeezing them into all possible
distortions. The incessant performance of this routine on every
occasion, and the communication of a fixed and rigid look to his
unaffected eye, so as to make it uniform with the other, and to
render it impossible for anybody to determine where or at what he was
looking, were two among the numerous peculiarities of Mr Noggs, which
struck an inexperienced observer at first sight.'I
am going to the London Tavern this morning,' said Mr. Nickleby.'Public
meeting?' inquired Noggs.Mr.
Nickleby nodded. 'I expect a letter from the solicitor respecting
that mortgage of Ruddle's. If it comes at all, it will be here by the
two o'clock delivery. I shall leave the city about that time and walk
to Charing Cross on the left-hand side of the way; if there are any
letters, come and meet me, and bring them with you.'Noggs
nodded; and as he nodded, there came a ring at the office bell. The
master looked up from his papers, and the clerk calmly remained in a
stationary position.'The
bell,' said Noggs, as though in explanation. 'At home?''Yes.''To
anybody?''Yes.''To
the tax-gatherer?''No!
Let him call again.'Noggs
gave vent to his usual grunt, as much as to say 'I thought so!' and,
the ring being repeated, went to the door, whence he presently
returned, ushering in, by the name of Mr. Bonney, a pale gentleman in
a violent hurry, who, with his hair standing up in great disorder all
over his head, and a very narrow white cravat tied loosely round his
throat, looked as if he had been knocked up in the night and had not
dressed himself since.'My
dear Nickleby,' said the gentleman, taking off a white hat which was
so full of papers that it would scarcely stick upon his head,
'there's not a moment to lose; I have a cab at the door. Sir Matthew
Pupker takes the chair, and three members of Parliament are
positively coming. I have seen two of them safely out of bed. The
third, who was at Crockford's all night, has just gone home to put a
clean shirt on, and take a bottle or two of soda water, and will
certainly be with us, in time to address the meeting. He is a little
excited by last night, but never mind that; he always speaks the
stronger for it.''It
seems to promise pretty well,' said Mr. Ralph Nickleby, whose
deliberate manner was strongly opposed to the vivacity of the other
man of business.'Pretty
well!' echoed Mr. Bonney. 'It's the finest idea that was ever
started. "United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet
Baking and Punctual Delivery Company. Capital, five millions, in five
hundred thousand shares of ten pounds each." Why the very name
will get the shares up to a premium in ten days.''And
when they are
at a premium,' said Mr. Ralph Nickleby, smiling.'When
they are, you know what to do with them as well as any man alive, and
how to back quietly out at the right time,' said Mr. Bonney, slapping
the capitalist familiarly on the shoulder. 'By-the-bye, what a
very remarkable man
that clerk of yours is.''Yes,
poor devil!' replied Ralph, drawing on his gloves. 'Though Newman
Noggs kept his horses and hounds once.''Ay,
ay?' said the other carelessly.'Yes,'
continued Ralph, 'and not many years ago either; but he squandered
his money, invested it anyhow, borrowed at interest, and in short
made first a thorough fool of himself, and then a beggar. He took to
drinking, and had a touch of paralysis, and then came here to borrow
a pound, as in his better days I had—''Done
business with him,' said Mr. Bonney with a meaning look.'Just
so,' replied Ralph; 'I couldn't lend it, you know.''Oh,
of course not.''But
as I wanted a clerk just then, to open the door and so forth, I took
him out of charity, and he has remained with me ever since. He is a
little mad, I think,' said Mr. Nickleby, calling up a charitable
look, 'but he is useful enough, poor creature—useful enough.'The
kind-hearted gentleman omitted to add that Newman Noggs, being
utterly destitute, served him for rather less than the usual wages of
a boy of thirteen; and likewise failed to mention in his hasty
chronicle, that his eccentric taciturnity rendered him an especially
valuable person in a place where much business was done, of which it
was desirable no mention should be made out of doors. The other
gentleman was plainly impatient to be gone, however, and as they
hurried into the hackney cabriolet immediately afterwards, perhaps
Mr. Nickleby forgot to mention circumstances so unimportant.There
was a great bustle in Bishopsgate Street Within, as they drew up, and
(it being a windy day) half-a-dozen men were tacking across the road
under a press of paper, bearing gigantic announcements that a Public
Meeting would be holden at one o'clock precisely, to take into
consideration the propriety of petitioning Parliament in favour of
the United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and
Punctual Delivery Company, capital five millions, in five hundred
thousand shares of ten pounds each; which sums were duly set forth in
fat black figures of considerable size. Mr. Bonney elbowed his way
briskly upstairs, receiving in his progress many low bows from the
waiters who stood on the landings to show the way; and, followed by
Mr. Nickleby, dived into a suite of apartments behind the great
public room: in the second of which was a business-looking table, and
several business-looking people.'Hear!'
cried a gentleman with a double chin, as Mr. Bonney presented
himself. 'Chair, gentlemen, chair!'The
new-comers were received with universal approbation, and Mr. Bonney
bustled up to the top of the table, took off his hat, ran his fingers
through his hair, and knocked a hackney-coachman's knock on the table
with a little hammer: whereat several gentlemen cried 'Hear!' and
nodded slightly to each other, as much as to say what spirited
conduct that was. Just at this moment, a waiter, feverish with
agitation, tore into the room, and throwing the door open with a
crash, shouted 'Sir Matthew Pupker!'The
committee stood up and clapped their hands for joy, and while they
were clapping them, in came Sir Matthew Pupker, attended by two live
members of Parliament, one Irish and one Scotch, all smiling and
bowing, and looking so pleasant that it seemed a perfect marvel how
any man could have the heart to vote against them. Sir Matthew Pupker
especially, who had a little round head with a flaxen wig on the top
of it, fell into such a paroxysm of bows, that the wig threatened to
be jerked off, every instant. When these symptoms had in some degree
subsided, the gentlemen who were on speaking terms with Sir Matthew
Pupker, or the two other members, crowded round them in three little
groups, near one or other of which the gentlemen who were
not on speaking
terms with Sir Matthew Pupker or the two other members, stood
lingering, and smiling, and rubbing their hands, in the desperate
hope of something turning up which might bring them into notice. All
this time, Sir Matthew Pupker and the two other members were relating
to their separate circles what the intentions of government were,
about taking up the bill; with a full account of what the government
had said in a whisper the last time they dined with it, and how the
government had been observed to wink when it said so; from which
premises they were at no loss to draw the conclusion, that if the
government had one object more at heart than another, that one object
was the welfare and advantage of the United Metropolitan Improved Hot
Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.Meanwhile,
and pending the arrangement of the proceedings, and a fair division
of the speechifying, the public in the large room were eyeing, by
turns, the empty platform, and the ladies in the Music Gallery. In
these amusements the greater portion of them had been occupied for a
couple of hours before, and as the most agreeable diversions pall
upon the taste on a too protracted enjoyment of them, the sterner
spirits now began to hammer the floor with their boot-heels, and to
express their dissatisfaction by various hoots and cries. These vocal
exertions, emanating from the people who had been there longest,
naturally proceeded from those who were nearest to the platform and
furthest from the policemen in attendance, who having no great mind
to fight their way through the crowd, but entertaining nevertheless a
praiseworthy desire to do something to quell the disturbance,
immediately began to drag forth, by the coat tails and collars, all
the quiet people near the door; at the same time dealing out various
smart and tingling blows with their truncheons, after the manner of
that ingenious actor, Mr. Punch: whose brilliant example, both in the
fashion of his weapons and their use, this branch of the executive
occasionally follows.Several
very exciting skirmishes were in progress, when a loud shout
attracted the attention even of the belligerents, and then there
poured on to the platform, from a door at the side, a long line of
gentlemen with their hats off, all looking behind them, and uttering
vociferous cheers; the cause whereof was sufficiently explained when
Sir Matthew Pupker and the two other real members of Parliament came
to the front, amidst deafening shouts, and testified to each other in
dumb motions that they had never seen such a glorious sight as that,
in the whole course of their public career.At
length, and at last, the assembly left off shouting, but Sir Matthew
Pupker being voted into the chair, they underwent a relapse which
lasted five minutes. This over, Sir Matthew Pupker went on to say
what must be his feelings on that great occasion, and what must be
that occasion in the eyes of the world, and what must be the
intelligence of his fellow-countrymen before him, and what must be
the wealth and respectability of his honourable friends behind him,
and lastly, what must be the importance to the wealth, the happiness,
the comfort, the liberty, the very existence of a free and great
people, of such an Institution as the United Metropolitan Improved
Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company!Mr.
Bonney then presented himself to move the first resolution; and
having run his right hand through his hair, and planted his left, in
an easy manner, in his ribs, he consigned his hat to the care of the
gentleman with the double chin (who acted as a species of
bottle-holder to the orators generally), and said he would read to
them the first resolution—'That this meeting views with alarm and
apprehension, the existing state of the Muffin Trade in this
Metropolis and its neighbourhood; that it considers the Muffin Boys,
as at present constituted, wholly underserving the confidence of the
public; and that it deems the whole Muffin system alike prejudicial
to the health and morals of the people, and subversive of the best
interests of a great commercial and mercantile community.' The
honourable gentleman made a speech which drew tears from the eyes of
the ladies, and awakened the liveliest emotions in every individual
present. He had visited the houses of the poor in the various
districts of London, and had found them destitute of the slightest
vestige of a muffin, which there appeared too much reason to believe
some of these indigent persons did not taste from year's end to
year's end. He had found that among muffin-sellers there existed
drunkenness, debauchery, and profligacy, which he attributed to the
debasing nature of their employment as at present exercised; he had
found the same vices among the poorer class of people who ought to be
muffin consumers; and this he attributed to the despair engendered by
their being placed beyond the reach of that nutritious article, which
drove them to seek a false stimulant in intoxicating liquors. He
would undertake to prove before a committee of the House of Commons,
that there existed a combination to keep up the price of muffins, and
to give the bellmen a monopoly; he would prove it by bellmen at the
bar of that House; and he would also prove, that these men
corresponded with each other by secret words and signs as 'Snooks,'
'Walker,' 'Ferguson,' 'Is Murphy right?' and many others. It was this
melancholy state of things that the Company proposed to correct;
firstly, by prohibiting, under heavy penalties, all private muffin
trading of every description; secondly, by themselves supplying the
public generally, and the poor at their own homes, with muffins of
first quality at reduced prices. It was with this object that a bill
had been introduced into Parliament by their patriotic chairman Sir
Matthew Pupker; it was this bill that they had met to support; it was
the supporters of this bill who would confer undying brightness and
splendour upon England, under the name of the United Metropolitan
Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company;
he would add, with a capital of Five Millions, in five hundred
thousand shares of ten pounds each.Mr.
Ralph Nickleby seconded the resolution, and another gentleman having
moved that it be amended by the insertion of the words 'and crumpet'
after the word 'muffin,' whenever it occurred, it was carried
triumphantly. Only one man in the crowd cried 'No!' and he was
promptly taken into custody, and straightway borne off.The
second resolution, which recognised the expediency of immediately
abolishing 'all muffin (or crumpet) sellers, all traders in muffins
(or crumpets) of whatsoever description, whether male or female, boys
or men, ringing hand-bells or otherwise,' was moved by a grievous
gentleman of semi-clerical appearance, who went at once into such
deep pathetics, that he knocked the first speaker clean out of the
course in no time. You might have heard a pin fall—a pin! a
feather—as he described the cruelties inflicted on muffin boys by
their masters, which he very wisely urged were in themselves a
sufficient reason for the establishment of that inestimable company.
It seemed that the unhappy youths were nightly turned out into the
wet streets at the most inclement periods of the year, to wander
about, in darkness and rain—or it might be hail or snow—for hours
together, without shelter, food, or warmth; and let the public never
forget upon the latter point, that while the muffins were provided
with warm clothing and blankets, the boys were wholly unprovided for,
and left to their own miserable resources. (Shame!) The honourable
gentleman related one case of a muffin boy, who having been exposed
to this inhuman and barbarous system for no less than five years, at
length fell a victim to a cold in the head, beneath which he
gradually sunk until he fell into a perspiration and recovered; this
he could vouch for, on his own authority, but he had heard (and he
had no reason to doubt the fact) of a still more heart-rending and
appalling circumstance. He had heard of the case of an orphan muffin
boy, who, having been run over by a hackney carriage, had been
removed to the hospital, had undergone the amputation of his leg
below the knee, and was now actually pursuing his occupation on
crutches. Fountain of justice, were these things to last!This
was the department of the subject that took the meeting, and this was
the style of speaking to enlist their sympathies. The men shouted;
the ladies wept into their pocket-handkerchiefs till they were moist,
and waved them till they were dry; the excitement was tremendous; and
Mr Nickleby whispered his friend that the shares were thenceforth at
a premium of five-and-twenty per cent.The
resolution was, of course, carried with loud acclamations, every man
holding up both hands in favour of it, as he would in his enthusiasm
have held up both legs also, if he could have conveniently
accomplished it. This done, the draft of the proposed petition was
read at length: and the petition said, as all petitions
do say, that the
petitioners were very humble, and the petitioned very honourable, and
the object very virtuous; therefore (said the petition) the bill
ought to be passed into a law at once, to the everlasting honour and
glory of that most honourable and glorious Commons of England in
Parliament assembled.Then,
the gentleman who had been at Crockford's all night, and who looked
something the worse about the eyes in consequence, came forward to
tell his fellow-countrymen what a speech he meant to make in favour
of that petition whenever it should be presented, and how desperately
he meant to taunt the parliament if they rejected the bill; and to
inform them also, that he regretted his honourable friends had not
inserted a clause rendering the purchase of muffins and crumpets
compulsory upon all classes of the community, which he—opposing all
half-measures, and preferring to go the extreme animal—pledged
himself to propose and divide upon, in committee. After announcing
this determination, the honourable gentleman grew jocular; and as
patent boots, lemon-coloured kid gloves, and a fur coat collar,
assist jokes materially, there was immense laughter and much
cheering, and moreover such a brilliant display of ladies'
pocket-handkerchiefs, as threw the grievous gentleman quite into the
shade.And
when the petition had been read and was about to be adopted, there
came forward the Irish member (who was a young gentleman of ardent
temperament,) with such a speech as only an Irish member can make,
breathing the true soul and spirit of poetry, and poured forth with
such fervour, that it made one warm to look at him; in the course
whereof, he told them how he would demand the extension of that great
boon to his native country; how he would claim for her equal rights
in the muffin laws as in all other laws; and how he yet hoped to see
the day when crumpets should be toasted in her lowly cabins, and
muffin bells should ring in her rich green valleys. And, after him,
came the Scotch member, with various pleasant allusions to the
probable amount of profits, which increased the good humour that the
poetry had awakened; and all the speeches put together did exactly
what they were intended to do, and established in the hearers' minds
that there was no speculation so promising, or at the same time so
praiseworthy, as the United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and
Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.So,
the petition in favour of the bill was agreed upon, and the meeting
adjourned with acclamations, and Mr. Nickleby and the other directors
went to the office to lunch, as they did every day at half-past one
o'clock; and to remunerate themselves for which trouble, (as the
company was yet in its infancy,) they only charged three guineas each
man for every such attendance.
CHAPTER 3
Mr.
Ralph Nickleby receives Sad Tidings of his Brother, but bears up
nobly against the Intelligence communicated to him. The Reader is
informed how he liked Nicholas, who is herein introduced, and how
kindly he proposed to make his Fortune at once.Having
rendered his zealous assistance towards dispatching the lunch, with
all that promptitude and energy which are among the most important
qualities that men of business can possess, Mr. Ralph Nickleby took a
cordial farewell of his fellow-speculators, and bent his steps
westward in unwonted good humour. As he passed St Paul's he stepped
aside into a doorway to set his watch, and with his hand on the key
and his eye on the cathedral dial, was intent upon so doing, when a
man suddenly stopped before him. It was Newman Noggs.'Ah!
Newman,' said Mr. Nickleby, looking up as he pursued his occupation.
'The letter about the mortgage has come, has it? I thought it would.''Wrong,'
replied Newman.'What!
and nobody called respecting it?' inquired Mr. Nickleby, pausing.
Noggs shook his head.'What
has come, then?'
inquired Mr. Nickleby.'I
have,' said Newman.'What
else?' demanded the master, sternly.'This,'
said Newman, drawing a sealed letter slowly from his pocket.
'Post-mark, Strand, black wax, black border, woman's hand, C. N. in
the corner.''Black
wax?' said Mr. Nickleby, glancing at the letter. 'I know something of
that hand, too. Newman, I shouldn't be surprised if my brother were
dead.''I
don't think you would,' said Newman, quietly.'Why
not, sir?' demanded Mr. Nickleby.'You
never are surprised,' replied Newman, 'that's all.'Mr.
Nickleby snatched the letter from his assistant, and fixing a cold
look upon him, opened, read it, put it in his pocket, and having now
hit the time to a second, began winding up his watch.'It
is as I expected, Newman,' said Mr. Nickleby, while he was thus
engaged. 'He is
dead. Dear me! Well, that's sudden thing. I shouldn't have thought
it, really.' With these touching expressions of sorrow, Mr Nickleby
replaced his watch in his fob, and, fitting on his gloves to a
nicety, turned upon his way, and walked slowly westward with his
hands behind him.'Children
alive?' inquired Noggs, stepping up to him.'Why,
that's the very thing,' replied Mr. Nickleby, as though his thoughts
were about them at that moment. 'They are both alive.''Both!'
repeated Newman Noggs, in a low voice.'And
the widow, too,' added Mr. Nickleby, 'and all three in London,
confound them; all three here, Newman.'Newman
fell a little behind his master, and his face was curiously twisted
as by a spasm; but whether of paralysis, or grief, or inward
laughter, nobody but himself could possibly explain. The expression
of a man's face is commonly a help to his thoughts, or glossary on
his speech; but the countenance of Newman Noggs, in his ordinary
moods, was a problem which no stretch of ingenuity could solve.'Go
home!' said Mr. Nickleby, after they had walked a few paces: looking
round at the clerk as if he were his dog. The words were scarcely
uttered when Newman darted across the road, slunk among the crowd,
and disappeared in an instant.'Reasonable,
certainly!' muttered Mr. Nickleby to himself, as he walked on, 'very
reasonable! My brother never did anything for me, and I never
expected it; the breath is no sooner out of his body than I am to be
looked to, as the support of a great hearty woman, and a grown boy
and girl. What are they to me! I never saw them.'Full
of these, and many other reflections of a similar kind, Mr. Nickleby
made the best of his way to the Strand, and, referring to his letter
as if to ascertain the number of the house he wanted, stopped at a
private door about half-way down that crowded thoroughfare.A
miniature painter lived there, for there was a large gilt frame
screwed upon the street-door, in which were displayed, upon a black
velvet ground, two portraits of naval dress coats with faces looking
out of them, and telescopes attached; one of a young gentleman in a
very vermilion uniform, flourishing a sabre; and one of a literary
character with a high forehead, a pen and ink, six books, and a
curtain. There was, moreover, a touching representation of a young
lady reading a manuscript in an unfathomable forest, and a charming
whole length of a large-headed little boy, sitting on a stool with
his legs fore-shortened to the size of salt-spoons. Besides these
works of art, there were a great many heads of old ladies and
gentlemen smirking at each other out of blue and brown skies, and an
elegantly written card of terms with an embossed border.Mr.
Nickleby glanced at these frivolities with great contempt, and gave a
double knock, which, having been thrice repeated, was answered by a
servant girl with an uncommonly dirty face.'Is
Mrs. Nickleby at home, girl?' demanded Ralph sharply.'Her
name ain't Nickleby,' said the girl, 'La Creevy, you mean.'Mr.
Nickleby looked very indignant at the handmaid on being thus
corrected, and demanded with much asperity what she meant; which she
was about to state, when a female voice proceeding from a
perpendicular staircase at the end of the passage, inquired who was
wanted.'Mrs.
Nickleby,' said Ralph.'It's
the second floor, Hannah,' said the same voice; 'what a stupid thing
you are! Is the second floor at home?''Somebody
went out just now, but I think it was the attic which had been a
cleaning of himself,' replied the girl.'You
had better see,' said the invisible female. 'Show the gentleman where
the bell is, and tell him he mustn't knock double knocks for the
second floor; I can't allow a knock except when the bell's broke, and
then it must be two single ones.''Here,'
said Ralph, walking in without more parley, 'I beg your pardon; is
that Mrs. La what's-her-name?''Creevy—La
Creevy,' replied the voice, as a yellow headdress bobbed over the
banisters.'I'll
speak to you a moment, ma'am, with your leave,' said Ralph.The
voice replied that the gentleman was to walk up; but he had walked up
before it spoke, and stepping into the first floor, was received by
the wearer of the yellow head-dress, who had a gown to correspond,
and was of much the same colour herself. Miss La Creevy was a mincing
young lady of fifty, and Miss La Creevy's apartment was the gilt
frame downstairs on a larger scale and something dirtier.'Hem!'
said Miss La Creevy, coughing delicately behind her black silk
mitten. 'A miniature, I presume. A very strongly-marked countenance
for the purpose, sir. Have you ever sat before?''You
mistake my purpose, I see, ma'am,' replied Mr. Nickleby, in his usual
blunt fashion. 'I have no money to throw away on miniatures, ma'am,
and nobody to give one to (thank God) if I had. Seeing you on the
stairs, I wanted to ask a question of you, about some lodgers here.'Miss
La Creevy coughed once more—this cough was to conceal her
disappointment—and said, 'Oh, indeed!''I
infer from what you said to your servant, that the floor above
belongs to you, ma'am,' said Mr. Nickleby.Yes
it did, Miss La Creevy replied. The upper part of the house belonged
to her, and as she had no necessity for the second-floor rooms just
then, she was in the habit of letting them. Indeed, there was a lady
from the country and her two children in them, at that present
speaking.'A
widow, ma'am?' said Ralph.'Yes,
she is a widow,' replied the lady.'A
poor widow, ma'am,'
said Ralph, with a powerful emphasis on that little adjective which
conveys so much.'Well,
I'm afraid she is
poor,' rejoined Miss La Creevy.'I
happen to know that she is, ma'am,' said Ralph. 'Now, what business
has a poor widow in such a house as this, ma'am?''Very
true,' replied Miss La Creevy, not at all displeased with this
implied compliment to the apartments. 'Exceedingly true.''I
know her circumstances intimately, ma'am,' said Ralph; 'in fact, I am
a relation of the family; and I should recommend you not to keep them
here, ma'am.''I
should hope, if there was any incompatibility to meet the pecuniary
obligations,' said Miss La Creevy with another cough, 'that the
lady's family would—''No
they wouldn't, ma'am,' interrupted Ralph, hastily. 'Don't think it.''If
I am to understand that,' said Miss La Creevy, 'the case wears a very
different appearance.''You
may understand it then, ma'am,' said Ralph, 'and make your
arrangements accordingly. I am the family, ma'am—at least, I
believe I am the only relation they have, and I think it right that
you should know I can't support them in their extravagances. How long
have they taken these lodgings for?''Only
from week to week,' replied Miss La Creevy. 'Mrs. Nickleby paid the
first week in advance.''Then
you had better get them out at the end of it,' said Ralph. 'They
can't do better than go back to the country, ma'am; they are in
everybody's way here.''Certainly,'
said Miss La Creevy, rubbing her hands, 'if Mrs. Nickleby took the
apartments without the means of paying for them, it was very
unbecoming a lady.''Of
course it was, ma'am,' said Ralph.'And
naturally,' continued Miss La Creevy, 'I who am,
at present—hem—an
unprotected female, cannot afford to lose by the apartments.''Of
course you can't, ma'am,' replied Ralph.'Though
at the same time,' added Miss La Creevy, who was plainly wavering
between her good-nature and her interest, 'I have nothing whatever to
say against the lady, who is extremely pleasant and affable, though,
poor thing, she seems terribly low in her spirits; nor against the
young people either, for nicer, or better-behaved young people cannot
be.''Very
well, ma'am,' said Ralph, turning to the door, for these encomiums on
poverty irritated him; 'I have done my duty, and perhaps more than I
ought: of course nobody will thank me for saying what I have.''I
am sure I am very much obliged to you at least, sir,' said Miss La
Creevy in a gracious manner. 'Would you do me the favour to look at a
few specimens of my portrait painting?''You're
very good, ma'am,' said Mr. Nickleby, making off with great speed;
'but as I have a visit to pay upstairs, and my time is precious, I
really can't.''At
any other time when you are passing, I shall be most happy,' said
Miss La Creevy. 'Perhaps you will have the kindness to take a card of
terms with you? Thank you—good-morning!''Good-morning,
ma'am,' said Ralph, shutting the door abruptly after him to prevent
any further conversation. 'Now for my sister-in-law. Bah!'Climbing
up another perpendicular flight, composed with great mechanical
ingenuity of nothing but corner stairs, Mr. Ralph Nickleby stopped to
take breath on the landing, when he was overtaken by the handmaid,
whom the politeness of Miss La Creevy had dispatched to announce him,
and who had apparently been making a variety of unsuccessful
attempts, since their last interview, to wipe her dirty face clean,
upon an apron much dirtier.'What
name?' said the girl.'Nickleby,'
replied Ralph.'Oh!
Mrs. Nickleby,' said the girl, throwing open the door, 'here's Mr
Nickleby.'A
lady in deep mourning rose as Mr. Ralph Nickleby entered, but
appeared incapable of advancing to meet him, and leant upon the arm
of a slight but very beautiful girl of about seventeen, who had been
sitting by her. A youth, who appeared a year or two older, stepped
forward and saluted Ralph as his uncle.'Oh,'
growled Ralph, with an ill-favoured frown, 'you are Nicholas, I
suppose?''That
is my name, sir,' replied the youth.'Put
my hat down,' said Ralph, imperiously. 'Well, ma'am, how do you do?
You must bear up against sorrow, ma'am; I always do.''Mine
was no common loss!' said Mrs. Nickleby, applying her handkerchief to
her eyes.'It
was no uncommon
loss, ma'am,' returned Ralph, as he coolly unbuttoned his spencer.
'Husbands die every day, ma'am, and wives too.''And
brothers also, sir,' said Nicholas, with a glance of indignation.'Yes,
sir, and puppies, and pug-dogs likewise,' replied his uncle, taking a
chair. 'You didn't mention in your letter what my brother's complaint
was, ma'am.''The
doctors could attribute it to no particular disease,' said Mrs
Nickleby; shedding tears. 'We have too much reason to fear that he
died of a broken heart.''Pooh!'
said Ralph, 'there's no such thing. I can understand a man's dying of
a broken neck, or suffering from a broken arm, or a broken head, or a
broken leg, or a broken nose; but a broken heart!—nonsense, it's
the cant of the day. If a man can't pay his debts, he dies of a
broken heart, and his widow's a martyr.''Some
people, I believe, have no hearts to break,' observed Nicholas,
quietly.