The Admirable Tinker E-Book

Edgar Jepson

• Herausgeber: Ktoczyta.pl
• Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018

Beschreibung

Edgar Jepson was a prolific English writer whose career spanned from the eighteen-nineties to the nineteen-thirties. He achieved fame principally for his entertaining mainstream detective and adventure stories, although he also wrote two fantasies, „The Horned Shepherd” and „The Garden at 19”. If you enjoy the works of Edgar Jepson then we highly recommend this publication for your book collection. The title character of „The Admirable Tinker” is repeatedly described as an angel child and has a knack for attracting improbably large sums of money. Tinker plays tricks on people, and most of the time they serve some kind of practical purpose, but the favorite thing about him is how perfectly at home he is in all situations.

Leseprobe

Contents

I. SIR TANCRED'S QUEST

II. THE FINDING OF TINKER

III. TINKER ACCEPTS HIS NAME

IV. THE TRAINING OF TINKER

V. TINKER'S BIRTHDAY BLOODHOUND

VI. THE RESCUE OF ELIZABETH KERNABY

VII. THE STOLEN FLYING-MACHINE

VIII. THE BARON AND THE MONEY-LENDER

IX. TINKER INTERVENES

X. TINKER'S FOUNDLING

XI. TINKER FROM THE MACHINE

XII. TINKER BORROWS A MOTOR-CAR

XIII. TINKER MEETS HIS OLD NURSE

XIV. TINKER TAKES SEPTIMUS RAINER IN HAND

XV. TINKER ASSERTS THE RIGHTS OF THE EMPLOYER

XVI. TINKER DISOWNS HIS GRANDMOTHER

XVII. TINKER AND THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE

CHAPTER ONE

SIR TANCRED’S QUEST

“It is,” said Lord Crosland, “deucedly odd.”

“What?” said Sir Tancred Beauleigh.

“That after seeing nothing of one another for nearly three years, we should arrive at this caravanserai from different stations at the same time, to find that our letters engaging this set of rooms came by the same post.”

“It comes of having been born on the same day,” said Sir Tancred. “Besides, I always told you that the only possible place to live in in town was the top left-hand corner of the Hotel Cecil, with this view up the river, and a nice open breezy space in front of you.”

Lord Crosland, who was walking up and down the room as he talked, stopped to gaze out of the window at Westminster, and Sir Tancred lighted another cigarette.

“What I like about it is, it’s retired–out of the world,” said Lord Crosland.

“It was just that recommended it to me.”

A waiter came in, and cleared away the breakfast. Lord Crosland admired the view; Sir Tancred lay back in his easy chair, gazing with vacant, sombre eyes into the clear blue vault of the summer sky.

“I can’t see why we shouldn’t share these rooms for the season,” said Lord Crosland, when the waiter had gone with his tray. “We shall get on all right; we always did at Vane’s.”

“Well,” said Sir Tancred slowly, “I have a child, a boy, somewhere–I don’t know where. I’ve got to find him. I’m going to find him before I do anything else.”

“The deuce you have! Well, I’ll be shot! To think that you’re married!”

“I was married when I said good-bye to you nearly three years ago,” said Sir Tancred. “I was married to Pamela Vane.”

“You were married to Miss Vane!” cried Lord Crosland. “But how–how on earth did you manage it? It was impossible!”

“I committed that legal misdemeanour known as false entry,” said Sir Tancred coolly. “I added the necessary years to our ages.”

“Oh, yes, that, of course,” said Lord Crosland. “You wouldn’t let an informality of that kind stand in your way. But Miss Vane? How did you persuade her? I should have thought it impossible–absolutely impossible.”

“It ran as near impossibility as anything I can think of,” said Sir Tancred slowly and half dreamily. “But when you are in love with one another, impossibilities fade–and I was masterful.”

“You were that,” said Lord Crosland with conviction.

“Poor Pamela! She was wretched at having to keep it from her father; and I was sorry enough. But it had to be done; when you are eighteen, and in love with one another, twenty-one seems ages away, don’t you know?”

“Of course.”

“And once done, I don’t believe–honestly, I don’t believe that she regretted it,” said Sir Tancred; and his sombre eyes were shining. “Heavens, how happy we were!–for four months. But as you’ll learn, if ever you have it, happiness is a deucedly expensive thing. I paid a price for it–I did pay a price.” And he shivered. “At the end of four months it came out, and it was all up.”

“Then that was why Vane gave up coaching, sold Stanley House, and went abroad,” said Lord Crosland quickly. “We could none of us make it out.”

“That was why. When it came out, my stepmother came on the scene. She’s about as remarkable a creature as you’ll chance on between now and the blue moon. She has one idea in her head, the glory of the Beauleighs. I believe she’s as mad as a hatter about it. She was one of the Stryke & Wigrams, the bankers, a Miss Wigram; and I think, don’t you know, that rising out of that wealthy and respectable firm, she felt bound to be the bluest-blooded possible. That’s what I fancy. At any rate she’s more of a Beauleigh than any Beauleigh since the flood.”

“I know,” said Lord Crosland, and he nodded gravely with the immeasurable sapience of a boy of twenty-one.

“I must say, too,” Sir Tancred went on thoughtfully, “that she’s been the most important Beauleigh for generations. She brought thirty thousand a year to the restoration of our dilapidated fortunes; and she did restore them. You know what a County is: well, little by little she got a grip on the County, and now she just runs it. I tell you, the County has taken to spending every bit of the year it can in town or abroad; when it gets within thirty miles of her, it daren’t call its life its own.”

“By Jove!” said Lord Crosland earnestly. “She must be a holy terror.”

“They call it force of character when she’s within thirty miles of them,” said Sir Tancred drily; and then he went on with more emphasis: “But the banker streak comes out in her; she thinks too much of money. She doesn’t understand that money’s a thing you spend on things that amuse you; she’s always making shows with it–dull shows. So it was part of her scheme for the glory of Beauleigh, that if billions couldn’t be got, I was to marry millions. You can imagine her fury when she learned that I was married to Pamela.”

“I can that,” said Lord Crosland.

“She got me back to Beauleigh, on some rotten pretence of legal business about mortgages; and made a descent on Mr. Vane. You know that he was as decent a soul as ever lived, and as sensitive. I’m afraid that there was a lot of Stryke & Wigram in that interview–you know, talk about having entrapped me into marriage with his daughter–the last man in the world to dream of it. Fortunately, as I gathered from her talk later, she made him angry enough to turn her out of the house without seeing Pamela. She had to content herself with writing to her–it must have been a letter.”

“Why on earth didn’t you interfere? I wouldn’t have stood it!” said Lord Crosland.

“I was at Beauleigh. I was pretty soon suspicious that our secret had been discovered. When three days passed without my getting a letter from Pamela, I was sure of it. And then Fortune played into my stepmother’s hands: I had a bad fall with a young horse, and injured my spine. For two months it was touch and go whether I was a cripple for life; and I was another four months on my back.”

“By Jove!” said Lord Crosland with profound sympathy.

“Ah, but it was when I began to mend that my troubles began. There were no letters for me–not a letter. Just think of it! I knew that Pamela must be wanting me; and there I lay a helpless log. I was sure that she had written; and, knowing my stepmother, I was sure that I should never see the letters. I sent for her, and asked for them. She coolly told me that she and her brother, my other guardian, Sir Everard Wigram, Bumpkin Wigram he’s generally called, had decided that I was to be saved, if possible, from the results of my folly at any cost. They would have taken steps to have the marriage nullified, if it hadn’t been for the risk of my being prosecuted for false entry. Then she talked of my ingratitude after all her efforts to raise the Beauleighs to their former glory. I couldn’t stand any more that day; and the nurse came in and fetched her out. That interview didn’t do me any good.”

“It hardly sounds the thing for an injured spine,” said Lord Crosland.

“A few days later we had another; and she had the cheek to tell me that one day I should be grateful to her for having saved me from the clutches of a designing girl–rank idiocy, you see, for she was only keeping us apart for the time being. But it set me talking about the firm of Stryke & Wigram; and for once I got her really angry. It did me good. Yet, you know, she really believed it; she believed that she was acting for the best.”

“Of course,” said Lord Crosland thoughtfully, “she didn’t know Miss Vane, I mean Lady Beauleigh, your wife. It would have made all the difference.”

“I’ve made that excuse for her often enough,” said Sir Tancred. “But it doesn’t carry very far. Just look at the cold-bloodedness of it: there was I, a helpless cripple, in a good deal of pain most of the time, mad for a word of my wife; and that damned woman kept back her letters. Talk about the cruelty of the Chinese–an ordinary woman can give them points, and do it cheerfully!”

“They are terrors,” said Lord Crosland with conviction.

“Well, there I lay; and I had to grin and bear it. But, well, I don’t want to talk about it. The only relief was that once a week my stepmother seemed to feel bound to come and tell me that it was all for my good; and I could talk to her about the manners and customs of the banking classes. Then, after five and a half months of it, when I was looking forward to getting free and to my wife, she came and told me that Pamela was dead. I refused to believe it; and she gave me a letter from Vane’s solicitor informing her of the fact.”

“Poor beggar!” said Lord Crosland.

Sir Tancred was silent; he was staring at nothing with sombre eyes.

Lord Crosland looked at him compassionately; presently he said, “It explains your face–the change in it. I was wondering at it. I couldn’t understand it.”

“What change? What’s the matter with my face?” said Sir Tancred indifferently.

“Well, you used to be a cheerful-looking beggar, don’t you know. Now you look like what do you call him–who fell from Heaven–Lucifer, son of the Morning. I read about him at Vane’s, mugging up poetry for that exam.”

“You’ll hardly believe it,” said Sir Tancred very seriously, “but I took to reading books myself at Beauleigh, when I got all right–reading books and mooning about. I had no energy. I went and saw Vane’s solicitor of course; but he could tell me nothing, or wouldn’t tell me. Said his client had called on him, and told him to inform my stepmother of Pamela’s death, and had not told him where she died, or where he was now living. I fancied he was keeping something back; but I had no energy, and I didn’t drag it out of him. I went to Stanley House; it was to be let. No one could tell me where the Vanes had gone. I stayed at Beauleigh–mooning about. I wouldn’t go to Oxford; and I wouldn’t travel. I mooned about. Six months ago I came across Vicary at a meet–you remember Vicary at Vane’s?–he told me that Vane had died in Jersey. I went to Jersey, and found Vane’s grave. Next to it was my wife’s.”

Again Sir Tancred fell silent in a gloomy musing.

“Well?” said Lord Crosland gently.

“The oddest thing happened. It doesn’t sound exactly credible; and you won’t understand it. I don’t. But as I stood by the grave, I suddenly felt that there was something for me to do, something very important that had to be done. It was odd, very odd. I went back to my hotel quite harassed, puzzling and racking my brains. Then an idea struck me; and I had a hunt through the registers. I found that two days before she died a boy was born, Hildebrand Anne Beauleigh–the old Beauleigh names. She knew that I should like him to be called by them. From the registers I learnt where they had been living. I rushed off to the house, and found it empty and to let–always these shut-up houses. I made inquiries and inquiries, from the house agents and the tradespeople. I could learn nothing. They had lived very quietly. But there was a child; people had seen him wheeled about in a perambulator. He had disappeared. I suspected my stepmother at once; and I hurried back to Beauleigh. It had bucked me up, don’t you know, to think that I had a child. I had it out with my stepmother; and what do you think she told me?”

“Can’t guess; but I’m laying odds that it doesn’t surprise me,” said Lord Crosland.

“She said that the fact of my having a son and heir would stand in the way of my making the marriage she hoped. That the boy was in the hands of a respectable couple, where I need never hope to find him; that he would be brought up in the station of life suitable to his mother’s having been the daughter of a Tutor. My word, I did talk about the firm of Stryke & Wigram!”

“I should think you must have,” said Lord Crosland.

“I lost no time, but put the matter in the hands of a crack Private Inquiry Agency. When they learned what I was doing, I’m hanged if my stepmother and uncle Bumpkin didn’t stop my allowance.” He laughed ruefully. “However, I kept the inquiries going by selling my two horses, my jewellery, my guns, and my clothes. That’s why I’m in these rags. But no good came of it; the private detective discovered nothing, and charged me nearly three hundred for discovering it. But the crowning point of my stepmother’s madness came yesterday. We had the proper business interview on my coming of age; and she and uncle Bumpkin handed me over six hundred a year, and six thousand ready money. Then she made me an offer. She would give me ten thousand a year to enable me to keep up the glory of the Beauleighs, and marry the millions to increase it, if I would give up searching for the boy, and consent to his being brought up in his respectable position. I didn’t talk about swindling him out of his rights; for I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s no good talking of Justice to a woman. They don’t understand what you’re driving at–those of the banking classes anyhow. I told her she could stick to Beauleigh Court, since it would only be a white elephant to me with my six hundred a year, and go on ruling the County. But I was going to clear out, and I couldn’t help saying that I hoped her path and mine would never cross again.”

“It was deuced little to say,” said Lord Crosland.

“Oh, what was the good? She couldn’t have understood. She’s mad, mad as a hatter about the glory of the Beauleighs. But it did one good thing; it made her cast me off for good and all. She’d toiled for the family: and this was her reward. I might go to the Workhouse my own way. Now you see, she won’t interfere to stop my finding the boy. And I’m going to find him if I have to spend ten years on it, and every penny I have. And when I have found him, I’m going to look after him myself, and keep him with me. I don’t suppose I shall find it much in my line. I’m not fond of children; and I’m not an affectionate person. That sort of thing is rather dried up in me. But it was little enough I could do for my wife while she was alive, and now I should like to do the only thing I can.”

“I see,” said Lord Crosland.

“Well, you can understand that, though I’ve agreed to share these rooms with you for the next few days, I can’t make it a permanent arrangement. I may have to be off anywhere at a moment’s notice. On the other hand, by offering a thumping big reward, as I can do at last, I shall probably find him at once; and you wouldn’t care for rooms with a small child about.”

“Oh, I don’t know. I rather like kids,” said Lord Crosland. “They’re amusing little beggars often enough.”

“Ah, but this one is so small; only two and a half,” said Sir Tancred. “And now I’ll write the advertisement.”

CHAPTER TWO

THE FINDING OF TINKER

Sir Tancred went to the writing-table, sat down, and began to write. He wrote slowly, pausing to think, and made many erasures.

“I think the advertisement will make my stepmother squirm. It’ll make the County talk,” he said thoughtfully.

“It seems to me you can’t help giving the show away,” said Lord Crosland.

There came a knock at the door, and a waiter came in: “Please, Sir Tancred, there’s a lady, leastways a person, wanting to see you.”

“To see me?” said Sir Tancred with some surprise. “Who can it be? Show her up?”

He went on with his writing, and presently the waiter ushered in a tall, gaunt woman, with a rugged, hard-featured face, dressed in the rustiest black, and carrying a brown-paper parcel.

Sir Tancred turned round in his chair, and she said very nervously, “Good-morning, sir.”

“Good-morning,” said Sir Tancred; then he sprang up and cried, “Why–why–it’s Selina Goodyear!”

“Yes, sir, it’s me. I was afraid you wouldn’t remember me after all this time. And–and–it’s a liberty I’m taking, coming to see you like this,” she went on with a voluble, nervous eagerness, twisting her hands. “But not getting any answer to my letters, I went down to Beauleigh Court yesterday on the chance of getting a word with you; for I knew you’d be bound to be there, seeing as it was your coming of age. But I didn’t get a chance, and came back to London by the last train, not knowing as you was in it, till I came out of Victoria, and saw you getting into a cab and heard you tell the cabman to drive here. And I made up my mind to come and see you here, though I know it’s a liberty I’m taking. But I can’t help it,”–and her voice suddenly grew fierce,–“it’s about the boy.”

“The boy! My boy!” cried Sir Tancred.

“Yes, sir. You see I was his nurse from the first. Poor Miss Pamela–I mean Lady Beauleigh, sir–gave him to me to take care of before she died–leastways, she didn’t give him to me, she was too weak, poor dear; but she told me to take care of him, as I wrote to you, sir.”

“As you wrote? Yes; go on.”

“And I did take care of him till Mr. Vane died. And oh, he was such a dear baby! Then, when the young lawyer came with Mrs. Bostock and told me as how you had arranged for her to have charge of him, and I had to give him over to her, it nearly broke my heart. But it isn’t about myself I came to talk, but about him. I know it’s troubling you, sir–and a gentleman has his pleasures, and they take up his time. But, after all, he’s your own son, sir, and if you’d only come and see him for yourself, you wouldn’t let him be treated like he is––”

“You know where he is!” Sir Tancred almost shouted.

“Why, of course, sir. I told you in my letters. He’s living with them Bostocks, out Catford way.”

“You must take me to him at once!” cried Sir Tancred; and he rushed into his bedroom, and came out with a hat and stick.

“Look here, old chap,” said Lord Crosland. “I’m going to clear out for a few days. You’d like the kid to yourself at first. Then I’ll come back and share the rooms if you like.”

“Oh, no; it’ll be all right,” said Sir Tancred, and he hurried Selina from the room to the lift, from the lift to a cab.

They were no sooner settled in it, and the driver was getting quickly through the traffic under the stimulus of a promise of treble his fare, than Sir Tancred turned to Selina, and said quickly: “What do you mean by saying that I would not let the child be treated as he is? How’s he treated?”

“I mean that he’s starved and beaten, that’s what I mean, sir,” said Selina. “Just what I said in my letters.”

“But I was told he was in the hands of respectable people.”

“Respectable!” exclaimed Selina: “but I told you in my letters all about them, sir.”

“When did you write to me?” said Sir Tancred.

“First when Miss Pamela died; and then when Mr. Vane died,”–Sir Tancred saw how his stepmother had obtained the information which enabled her to get possession of the child,–“and three times since October.”

“Since October!” cried Sir Tancred; he had never dreamed that the suppression of his letters had continued after his recovery.

“I only found the boy in October,” said Selina.

“Look here,” said Sir Tancred, “you’d better tell me the whole story from the beginning. I didn’t get your letters.”

“You didn’t get them?” said Selina, and her face cleared. “I thought you couldn’t have, sir. I knew you wasn’t the one to take no notice of them. Well, it was like this, sir. When Mrs. Bostock took the boy away, I began to worry and worry about him; I kind of pined for him. Then I thought if I could see him sometimes, I should feel better; and I never liked the looks of Mrs. Bostock. She looked like a drinker; though all the time she was in Jersey with the lawyer she kept sober enough. I had got another place in St. Hellers, but I couldn’t stand worrying about him, and wondering if he was well treated. And I didn’t like the way she wouldn’t tell me where she lived. I had my savings, too; so I gave up my place, and came to London to look for her. I knew she lived in South London from something she let drop; and I took a room in Lambeth and looked for her in neighbourhoods which would be likely for her to live in. But it’s a large place, sir, and I was months and months doing it, moving from neighbourhood to neighbourhood. I used to trapse and trapse about all day, and at night I used to go into Publics, the saloon bars as well as the common bars, for I didn’t know which class she really belonged to. I went into hundreds of Publics, but I never set eyes on her. Then, last October, when I’d nearly come to the end of my savings, I saw her going into a Public at New Cross. I couldn’t believe it; it seemed too good to be true. I thought I must have made a mistake; I daren’t go in, for fear she should know me; and I thought she never would come out. When she did come out, and I saw it was really ‘er, I nearly fainted right away; but I follered ‘er, and she went from Public to Public with two shops in between, and it was nearly ten o’clock when she took the tram, and past eleven when she got to her cottage at Catford, for she stopped at two more Publics. But I walked about all night, for I wasn’t going to take no chances; and next morning I found, sure enough, that the child was there. But he was that changed, and he didn’t know me.” Her harsh voice sank to the mournfullest tone; and she paused.

Sir Tancred said nothing, he could say nothing; he was amazed and profoundly touched by the persistence of this passionate, single-eyed devotion in this hard-featured, harsh-voiced, rugged creature.

“Well, sir,” Selina went on, “I moved to Eltham, and took a room. I soon found out what sort the Bostocks were. Every Saturday they drew two pounds for the keep of the child; and they were hardly ever sober till Thursday. And they starved the child, sir; and sometimes they beat him. Now and then, when they were drunk, I’ve got food, good food to him. But not often, for he was their livelihood, and however drunk they was, they kept an eye on him; mostly he’s locked up in a bedroom. I wrote to you, sir, three times, and waited and waited for answers till I was sick at heart; and things was getting worse and worse. I couldn’t have stood it any longer; I was just going to steal him and carry him off somewhere where I could look after him without no one interfering. But I thought I’d see you, and tell you about it first. And now, sir, if you’d let me have charge of him”–her eyes fairly blazed with eagerness–“I’d look after him properly–I would, indeed. And I shouldn’t want no two pounds a week–why, five shillings, five shillings would be ample, sir. I’m a capable woman, and I can get as much charring as ever I can do.”

“Of course, you shall have charge of him,” said Sir Tancred. “You seem to be the only person in the world who has any right to have charge of him.”

“Oh, thank you, sir!” said Selina in a husky voice; and she dabbed at her eyes.

“It’s not for you to thank me; it’s for me to thank you,” said Sir Tancred.

“Oh, no, sir!” said Selina quickly. “I know what gentlemen are. I’ve been in service in good houses. They have their sport and their pleasures; and they can’t attend to things like this.”

“I’ve been looking for him for six months–ever since I knew that I had a child,” said Sir Tancred in a very bitter voice.

“Have you now, sir?” said Selina. “Ah, if I’d only known, and come to you!”

Her story had tided them over the greater part of their journey; and for the rest of it they were silent, Sir Tancred immersed in a bitter reverie, Selina sitting with a hand on each knee, bent forward, with shining eyes, breathing quickly.

Towards the end of their journey she had to direct the cabman; and past the last long row or little red-brick villas, in a waste from which the agriculturalist had retired in favour of the jerry-builder, they came to the goal, three dirty, tumble-down cottages. The cab stopped at the third cottage; Selina sat back in the seat and pulled down her veil, in case Mrs. Bostock should recognise her; Sir Tancred got down and knocked at the door. A long-drawn snore was the only answer. He hammered on the door with his cane till he heard the grating of a chair on a brick floor; the door opened, and a blowsy, red-faced woman peered at him with blinking eyes.

“You have a little boy here in your charge. I’ve come for him,” said Sir Tancred.

The woman only blinked at him stupidly.

“I’ve come for the little boy,” said Sir Tancred loudly.

A look of drunken cunning stole into the woman’s muddled face. She said thickly, “There ain’t no lil boy ‘ere,” and tried to shut the door.

Sir Tancred thrust it open with a vigour which sent her staggering into a chair, and stepped into the squalid, reeking room. Hunched up in a chair, opposite the woman, sat a snoring man.

“Come!” said Sir Tancred. “I want no nonsense! Where’s the child?”

A dull, muddled rage gathered in the woman’s eyes; she made an effort to rise on quite irresponsive legs. “Halbut!” she howled. “Halbut, wake up! Here’s a thief an’ a burglar trying to steal the brat!”

The man grunted, and jerked out of his sleep with the mystic word, “Washishish?”

“It’sh burglarsh, Halbut!” cried the woman, who seemed suddenly to see two or more Sir Tancreds. “They’re shtealing bratsh! Bash ‘em!”

Halbut jerked onto his feet, and stood lurching:

“Englishmansh oush ish ish cashle,” he said, with a ferocity which petered out in an idiotic grin.

“Thash it! Bash ‘em!” cried the woman.

Halbut advanced in a circular movement on Sir Tancred, with his fists up; “Englishmansh oush ish ish cashle,” he said firmly.

Sir Tancred lunged smartly at his chest with his cane; and he tumbled down with his face to the wall.

“Englishmansh oush ish ish cashle,” he said drowsily to the wainscot, and was still.

Sir Tancred took the woman gingerly by the shoulder, and gave her a shake. “Where’s the child?” he said.

Apparently he had shaken the fumes up and the intelligence down, for her only answer was a burst of sibilant incoherence.