The Mysterious Stranger
The Mysterious StrangerTHE MYSTERIOUS STRANGERA FABLEHUNTING THE DECEITFUL TURKEYTHE McWILLIAMSES AND THE BURGLAR ALARMCopyright
The Mysterious Stranger
Mark Twain
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
Chapter 1It was in 1590—winter. Austria was far away from the world,
and asleep; it was still the Middle Ages in Austria, and promised
to remain so forever. Some even set it away back centuries upon
centuries and said that by the mental and spiritual clock it was
still the Age of Belief in Austria. But they meant it as a
compliment, not a slur, and it was so taken, and we were all proud
of it. I remember it well, although I was only a boy; and I
remember, too, the pleasure it gave me.Yes, Austria was far from the world, and asleep, and our
village was in the middle of that sleep, being in the middle of
Austria. It drowsed in peace in the deep privacy of a hilly and
woodsy solitude where news from the world hardly ever came to
disturb its dreams, and was infinitely content. At its front flowed
the tranquil river, its surface painted with cloud-forms and the
reflections of drifting arks and stone-boats; behind it rose the
woody steeps to the base of the lofty precipice; from the top of
the precipice frowned a vast castle, its long stretch of towers and
bastions mailed in vines; beyond the river, a league to the left,
was a tumbled expanse of forest-clothed hills cloven by winding
gorges where the sun never penetrated; and to the right a precipice
overlooked the river, and between it and the hills just spoken of
lay a far-reaching plain dotted with little homesteads nested among
orchards and shade trees.The whole region for leagues around was the hereditary
property of a prince, whose servants kept the castle always in
perfect condition for occupancy, but neither he nor his family came
there oftener than once in five years. When they came it was as if
the lord of the world had arrived, and had brought all the glories
of its kingdoms along; and when they went they left a calm behind
which was like the deep sleep which follows an orgy.Eseldorf was a paradise for us boys. We were not overmuch
pestered with schooling. Mainly we were trained to be good
Christians; to revere the Virgin, the Church, and the saints above
everything. Beyond these matters we were not required to know much;
and, in fact, not allowed to. Knowledge was not good for the common
people, and could make them discontented with the lot which God had
appointed for them, and God would not endure discontentment with
His plans. We had two priests. One of them, Father Adolf, was a
very zealous and strenuous priest, much considered.There may have been better priests, in some ways, than Father
Adolf, but there was never one in our commune who was held in more
solemn and awful respect. This was because he had absolutely no
fear of the Devil. He was the only Christian I have ever known of
whom that could be truly said. People stood in deep dread of him on
that account; for they thought that there must be something
supernatural about him, else he could not be so bold and so
confident. All men speak in bitter disapproval of the Devil, but
they do it reverently, not flippantly; but Father Adolf's way was
very different; he called him by every name he could lay his tongue
to, and it made everyone shudder that heard him; and often he would
even speak of him scornfully and scoffingly; then the people
crossed themselves and went quickly out of his presence, fearing
that something fearful might happen.Father Adolf had actually met Satan face to face more than
once, and defied him. This was known to be so. Father Adolf said it
himself. He never made any secret of it, but spoke it right out.
And that he was speaking true there was proof in at least one
instance, for on that occasion he quarreled with the enemy, and
intrepidly threw his bottle at him; and there, upon the wall of his
study, was the ruddy splotch where it struck and broke. But it was
Father Peter, the other priest, that we all loved best and were
sorriest for. Some people charged him with talking around in
conversation that God was all goodness and would find a way to save
all his poor human children. It was a horrible thing to say, but
there was never any absolute proof that Father Peter said it; and
it was out of character for him to say it, too, for he was always
good and gentle and truthful. He wasn't charged with saying it in
the pulpit, where all the congregation could hear and testify, but
only outside, in talk; and it is easy for enemies to manufacture
that. Father Peter had an enemy and a very powerful one, the
astrologer who lived in a tumbled old tower up the valley, and put
in his nights studying the stars. Every one knew he could foretell
wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always
a war, and generally a famine somewhere. But he could also read any
man's life through the stars in a big book he had, and find lost
property, and every one in the village except Father Peter stood in
awe of him. Even Father Adolf, who had defied the Devil, had a
wholesome respect for the astrologer when he came through our
village wearing his tall, pointed hat and his long, flowing robe
with stars on it, carrying his big book, and a staff which was
known to have magic power. The bishop himself sometimes listened to
the astrologer, it was said, for, besides studying the stars and
prophesying, the astrologer made a great show of piety, which would
impress the bishop, of course.But Father Peter took no stock in the astrologer. He
denounced him openly as a charlatan—a fraud with no valuable
knowledge of any kind, or powers beyond those of an ordinary and
rather inferior human being, which naturally made the astrologer
hate Father Peter and wish to ruin him. It was the astrologer, as
we all believed, who originated the story about Father Peter's
shocking remark and carried it to the bishop. It was said that
Father Peter had made the remark to his niece, Marget, though
Marget denied it and implored the bishop to believe her and spare
her old uncle from poverty and disgrace. But the bishop wouldn't
listen. He suspended Father Peter indefinitely, though he wouldn't
go so far as to excommunicate him on the evidence of only one
witness; and now Father Peter had been out a couple of years, and
our other priest, Father Adolf, had his flock.Those had been hard years for the old priest and Marget. They
had been favorites, but of course that changed when they came under
the shadow of the bishop's frown. Many of their friends fell away
entirely, and the rest became cool and distant. Marget was a lovely
girl of eighteen when the trouble came, and she had the best head
in the village, and the most in it. She taught the harp, and earned
all her clothes and pocket money by her own industry. But her
scholars fell off one by one now; she was forgotten when there were
dances and parties among the youth of the village; the young
fellows stopped coming to the house, all except Wilhelm
Meidling—and he could have been spared; she and her uncle were sad
and forlorn in their neglect and disgrace, and the sunshine was
gone out of their lives. Matters went worse and worse, all through
the two years. Clothes were wearing out, bread was harder and
harder to get. And now, at last, the very end was come. Solomon
Isaacs had lent all the money he was willing to put on the house,
and gave notice that to-morrow he would foreclose.Chapter 2Three of us boys were always together, and had been so from
the cradle, being fond of one another from the beginning, and this
affection deepened as the years went on—Nikolaus Bauman, son of the
principal judge of the local court; Seppi Wohlmeyer, son of the
keeper of the principal inn, the "Golden Stag," which had a nice
garden, with shade trees reaching down to the riverside, and
pleasure boats for hire; and I was the third—Theodor Fischer, son
of the church organist, who was also leader of the village
musicians, teacher of the violin, composer, tax-collector of the
commune, sexton, and in other ways a useful citizen, and respected
by all. We knew the hills and the woods as well as the birds knew
them; for we were always roaming them when we had leisure—at least,
when we were not swimming or boating or fishing, or playing on the
ice or sliding down hill.And we had the run of the castle park, and very few had that.
It was because we were pets of the oldest servingman in the
castle—Felix Brandt; and often we went there, nights, to hear him
talk about old times and strange things, and to smoke with him (he
taught us that) and to drink coffee; for he had served in the wars,
and was at the siege of Vienna; and there, when the Turks were
defeated and driven away, among the captured things were bags of
coffee, and the Turkish prisoners explained the character of it and
how to make a pleasant drink out of it, and now he always kept
coffee by him, to drink himself and also to astonish the ignorant
with. When it stormed he kept us all night; and while it thundered
and lightened outside he told us about ghosts and horrors of every
kind, and of battles and murders and mutilations, and such things,
and made it pleasant and cozy inside; and he told these things from
his own experience largely. He had seen many ghosts in his time,
and witches and enchanters, and once he was lost in a fierce storm
at midnight in the mountains, and by the glare of the lightning had
seen the Wild Huntsman rage on the blast with his specter dogs
chasing after him through the driving cloud-rack. Also he had seen
an incubus once, and several times he had seen the great bat that
sucks the blood from the necks of people while they are asleep,
fanning them softly with its wings and so keeping them drowsy till
they die.He encouraged us not to fear supernatural things, such as
ghosts, and said they did no harm, but only wandered about because
they were lonely and distressed and wanted kindly notice and
compassion; and in time we learned not to be afraid, and even went
down with him in the night to the haunted chamber in the dungeons
of the castle. The ghost appeared only once, and it went by very
dim to the sight and floated noiseless through the air, and then
disappeared; and we scarcely trembled, he had taught us so well. He
said it came up sometimes in the night and woke him by passing its
clammy hand over his face, but it did him no hurt; it only wanted
sympathy and notice. But the strangest thing was that he had seen
angels—actual angels out of heaven—and had talked with them. They
had no wings, and wore clothes, and talked and looked and acted
just like any natural person, and you would never know them for
angels except for the wonderful things they did which a mortal
could not do, and the way they suddenly disappeared while you were
talking with them, which was also a thing which no mortal could do.
And he said they were pleasant and cheerful, not gloomy and
melancholy, like ghosts.It was after that kind of a talk one May night that we got up
next morning and had a good breakfast with him and then went down
and crossed the bridge and went away up into the hills on the left
to a woody hill-top which was a favorite place of ours, and there
we stretched out on the grass in the shade to rest and smoke and
talk over these strange things, for they were in our minds yet, and
impressing us. But we couldn't smoke, because we had been heedless
and left our flint and steel behind.Soon there came a youth strolling toward us through the
trees, and he sat down and began to talk in a friendly way, just as
if he knew us. But we did not answer him, for he was a stranger and
we were not used to strangers and were shy of them. He had new and
good clothes on, and was handsome and had a winning face and a
pleasant voice, and was easy and graceful and unembarrassed, not
slouchy and awkward and diffident, like other boys. We wanted to be
friendly with him, but didn't know how to begin. Then I thought of
the pipe, and wondered if it would be taken as kindly meant if I
offered it to him. But I remembered that we had no fire, so I was
sorry and disappointed. But he looked up bright and pleased, and
said:"Fire? Oh, that is easy; I will furnish it."I was so astonished I couldn't speak; for I had not said
anything. He took the pipe and blew his breath on it, and the
tobacco glowed red, and spirals of blue smoke rose up. We jumped up
and were going to run, for that was natural; and we did run a few
steps, although he was yearningly pleading for us to stay, and
giving us his word that he would not do us any harm, but only
wanted to be friends with us and have company. So we stopped and
stood, and wanted to go back, being full of curiosity and wonder,
but afraid to venture. He went on coaxing, in his soft, persuasive
way; and when we saw that the pipe did not blow up and nothing
happened, our confidence returned by little and little, and
presently our curiosity got to be stronger than our fear, and we
ventured back—but slowly, and ready to fly at any
alarm.He was bent on putting us at ease, and he had the right art;
one could not remain doubtful and timorous where a person was so
earnest and simple and gentle, and talked so alluringly as he did;
no, he won us over, and it was not long before we were content and
comfortable and chatty, and glad we had found this new friend. When
the feeling of constraint was all gone we asked him how he had
learned to do that strange thing, and he said he hadn't learned it
at all; it came natural to him—like other things—other curious
things."What ones?""Oh, a number; I don't know how many.""Will you let us see you do them?""Do—please!" the others said."You won't run away again?""No—indeed we won't. Please do. Won't you?""Yes, with pleasure; but you mustn't forget your promise, you
know."We said we wouldn't, and he went to a puddle and came back
with water in a cup which he had made out of a leaf, and blew upon
it and threw it out, and it was a lump of ice the shape of the cup.
We were astonished and charmed, but not afraid any more; we were
very glad to be there, and asked him to go on and do some more
things. And he did. He said he would give us any kind of fruit we
liked, whether it was in season or not. We all spoke at
once;"Orange!""Apple!""Grapes!""They are in your pockets," he said, and it was true. And
they were of the best, too, and we ate them and wished we had more,
though none of us said so."You will find them where those came from," he said, "and
everything else your appetites call for; and you need not name the
thing you wish; as long as I am with you, you have only to wish and
find."And he said true. There was never anything so wonderful and
so interesting. Bread, cakes, sweets, nuts—whatever one wanted, it
was there. He ate nothing himself, but sat and chatted, and did one
curious thing after another to amuse us. He made a tiny toy
squirrel out of clay, and it ran up a tree and sat on a limb
overhead and barked down at us. Then he made a dog that was not
much larger than a mouse, and it treed the squirrel and danced
about the tree, excited and barking, and was as alive as any dog
could be. It frightened the squirrel from tree to tree and followed
it up until both were out of sight in the forest. He made birds out
of clay and set them free, and they flew away,
singing.At last I made bold to ask him to tell us who he
was."An angel," he said, quite simply, and set another bird free
and clapped his hands and made it fly away.A kind of awe fell upon us when we heard him say that, and we
were afraid again; but he said we need not be troubled, there was
no occasion for us to be afraid of an angel, and he liked us,
anyway. He went on chatting as simply and unaffectedly as ever; and
while he talked he made a crowd of little men and women the size of
your finger, and they went diligently to work and cleared and
leveled off a space a couple of yards square in the grass and began
to build a cunning little castle in it, the women mixing the mortar
and carrying it up the scaffoldings in pails on their heads, just
as our work-women have always done, and the men laying the courses
of masonry—five hundred of these toy people swarming briskly about
and working diligently and wiping the sweat off their faces as
natural as life. In the absorbing interest of watching those five
hundred little people make the castle grow step by step and course
by course, and take shape and symmetry, that feeling and awe soon
passed away and we were quite comfortable and at home again. We
asked if we might make some people, and he said yes, and told Seppi
to make some cannon for the walls, and told Nikolaus to make some
halberdiers, with breastplates and greaves and helmets, and I was
to make some cavalry, with horses, and in allotting these tasks he
called us by our names, but did not say how he knew them. Then
Seppi asked him what his own name was, and he said, tranquilly,
"Satan," and held out a chip and caught a little woman on it who
was falling from the scaffolding and put her back where she
belonged, and said, "She is an idiot to step backward like that and
not notice what she is about."It caught us suddenly, that name did, and our work dropped
out of our hands and broke to pieces—a cannon, a halberdier, and a
horse. Satan laughed, and asked what was the matter. I said,
"Nothing, only it seemed a strange name for an angel." He asked
why."Because it's—it's—well, it's his name, you
know.""Yes—he is my uncle."He said it placidly, but it took our breath for a moment and
made our hearts beat. He did not seem to notice that, but mended
our halberdiers and things with a touch, handing them to us
finished, and said, "Don't you remember?—he was an angel himself,
once.""Yes—it's true," said Seppi; "I didn't think of
that.""Before the Fall he was blameless.""Yes," said Nikolaus, "he was without sin.""It is a good family—ours," said Satan; "there is not a
better. He is the only member of it that has ever
sinned."I should not be able to make any one understand how exciting
it all was. You know that kind of quiver that trembles around
through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting
and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at
it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your
breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for
the world. I was bursting to ask one question—I had it on my
tongue's end and could hardly hold it back—but I was ashamed to ask
it; it might be a rudeness. Satan set an ox down that he had been
making, and smiled up at me and said:"It wouldn't be a rudeness, and I should forgive it if it
was. Have I seen him? Millions of times. From the time that I was a
little child a thousand years old I was his second favorite among
the nursery angels of our blood and lineage—to use a human
phrase—yes, from that time until the Fall, eight thousand years,
measured as you count time.""Eight—thousand!""Yes." He turned to Seppi, and went on as if answering
something that was in Seppi's mind: "Why, naturally I look like a
boy, for that is what I am. With us what you call time is a
spacious thing; it takes a long stretch of it to grow an angel to
full age." There was a question in my mind, and he turned to me and
answered it, "I am sixteen thousand years old—counting as you
count." Then he turned to Nikolaus and said: "No, the Fall did not
affect me nor the rest of the relationship. It was only he that I
was named for who ate of the fruit of the tree and then beguiled
the man and the woman with it. We others are still ignorant of sin;
we are not able to commit it; we are without blemish, and shall
abide in that estate always. We—" Two of the little workmen were
quarreling, and in buzzing little bumblebee voices they were
cursing and swearing at each other; now came blows and blood; then
they locked themselves together in a life-and-death struggle. Satan
reached out his hand and crushed the life out of them with his
fingers, threw them away, wiped the red from his fingers on his
handkerchief, and went on talking where he had left off: "We cannot
do wrong; neither have we any disposition to do it, for we do not
know what it is."It seemed a strange speech, in the circumstances, but we
barely noticed that, we were so shocked and grieved at the wanton
murder he had committed—for murder it was, that was its true name,
and it was without palliation or excuse, for the men had not
wronged him in any way. It made us miserable, for we loved him, and
had thought him so noble and so beautiful and gracious, and had
honestly believed he was an angel; and to have him do this cruel
thing—ah, it lowered him so, and we had had such pride in him. He
went right on talking, just as if nothing had happened, telling
about his travels, and the interesting things he had seen in the
big worlds of our solar system and of other solar systems far away
in the remotenesses of space, and about the customs of the
immortals that inhabit them, somehow fascinating us, enchanting us,
charming us in spite of the pitiful scene that was now under our
eyes, for the wives of the little dead men had found the crushed
and shapeless bodies and were crying over them, and sobbing and
lamenting, and a priest was kneeling there with his hands crossed
upon his breast, praying; and crowds and crowds of pitying friends
were massed about them, reverently uncovered, with their bare heads
bowed, and many with the tears running down—a scene which Satan
paid no attention to until the small noise of the weeping and
praying began to annoy him, then he reached out and took the heavy
board seat out of our swing and brought it down and mashed all
those people into the earth just as if they had been flies, and
went on talking just the same. An angel, and kill a priest! An
angel who did not know how to do wrong, and yet destroys in cold
blood hundreds of helpless poor men and women who had never done
him any harm! It made us sick to see that awful deed, and to think
that none of those poor creatures was prepared except the priest,
for none of them had ever heard a mass or seen a church. And we
were witnesses; we had seen these murders done and it was our duty
to tell, and let the law take its course.