The New Yorker Book of Teacher Cartoons, Revised and Updated E-Book

• Herausgeber: John Wiley & Sons
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Serie: New Yorker
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 11

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

The riotous world of the classroom, captured by the cartoonists at The New Yorker The New Yorker Book of Teacher Cartoons, Second Edition is a hilarious compilation of cartoons that capture the joy, terror, excitement, anxiety, fun, and bedlam that teachers experience every day, as seen through the eyes of The New Yorker's best-loved cartoonists. A wonderful collection from some of the best and brightest artists in the world, The New Yorker Book of Teacher Cartoons takes a wry look into the classroom--at the students, at their devoted and demanding parents, and, especially, at the teachers in the thick of things. * Includes more than 100 hilarious cartoons * Updated edition reflects recent changes in the world of education * Features an introduction by Lee Lorenz Compiled by Robert Mankoff, cartoon editor of The New Yorker and creator of more than eight hundred cartoons published in the magazine, The New Yorker Book of Teacher Cartoons is a perfect gift for teachers, and an encyclopedia of laughs for us all.

Leseprobe

Contents

Introduction

Chapter

Index of Artists

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Copyright © 2012 by Condé Nast. All rights reserved.

Introduction © 2012 by Lee Lorenz.

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data:

ISBN 978-1-118-34203-9 (cloth); ISBN 978-1-118-36232-7 (ebk); ISBN 978-1-118-36233-4 (ebk); ISBN 978-1-118-36235-8 (ebk)

INTRODUCTION

BY LEE LORENZ

The lengthening shadows of early autumn evoke a profound sense of unease. Dropping temperatures? Frozen pipes? The first snowfall? The achin’ back?

No. Something deeper. Something primal!

THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

It all comes back in a rush: The smell of chalk, the soggy peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, the class brain, the schoolyard bully, staying after, homework.

THE REPORT CARD

We all share the recurring nightmares: The class we forgot to attend. The homework we ________. The locker combination we just plain forgot.

On the following pages, America’s finest cartoonists revisit these intimate years, if not in tranquility at least without bitterness.

Barbara Smaller: One tot to another: “It’s all learning-is-fun and invented spelling, then—bam!—second grade.”

Liza Donnelly: “What I Did on My Summer Vacation: The Treatment.”

Emily Flake: “It wasn’t our first choice of schools, but we had a Groupon for it, so what the hell.”

And the very hip William Haefeli: “Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?”

Read and enjoy.

There will be no written test afterward.

“Look, I know this stuff. But all these questions are having a chilling effect.”

“I need you to line up by attention span.”

“Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity.”

“There—now I’ve taught you everything I know about splitting rocks.”

“What I Did on My Summer Vacation: The Treatment.”

“Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?”

“I’m holding George back this year because he’s failed to forge a personal style.”

“Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents’ investment in you by almost seventy per cent.”

“Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework.”

“It’s a great school, but it wasn’t my first choice.”

“It’s all learning-is-fun and invented spelling, then—bam!—second grade.”

“We believe in the concept of public education.”

“My parents didn’t do my homework for me, but I did bring them in as consultants.”

“I swore I wouldn’t make the same mistakes with my children as my parents did with me.”

“I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes.”