Fintan's Fifteen E-Book

Alan Nolan

• Herausgeber: The O'Brien Press
• Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014

Beschreibung

Introducing the first illustrated novel about hurling! Something has to be done…Ray is getting tired of losing every match he plays with his team, the Ballybreen Terriers. Not only are they constantly at the bottom of the league, they have to face the gloating of rival Dennis 'Dirty Den' Conway. Before they become the laughing stock, Ray persuades Fintan Heffernan, ex-star player of U10's to leave his early retirement and computer games to help bring 'Dirty Den' down and lead the Ballybreen Terriers to the victory they deserve.

Leseprobe

For Dad.

Contents

Title PageDedicationIn the Dust of Defeat as well as in the Laurel of Victory, There Is Glory to Be Found.It Looks like There’s a Bit of a Schemozzle in the Parallelogram.The Men of Ireland Were Hurling When the Gods of Greece Were Young.Sheep in a Heap.I Would Rather Have Greyhounds than Elephants.May the Best Horse Jump the Ditch and We Will See What Happens.Hurling is the Riverdance of Sport.I Always Liked to Do the Impossible.He Grabs the Sliotar. He’s on the Fifty … He’s on the Forty … He’s on the Thirty … He’s on the Ground.Keep Your Eye on the Ball, Even When It’s in the Referee’s Pocket.You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll Hurl.CopyrightOther Books

In the Dust of Defeat as well as in the Laurel of Victory, There Is Glory to Be Found.

JJ MEAGHER

Okay. Here’s the story. Sin é an sceal, as they say.

My name is Rusty and I am proud to say I am a Ballybreen Terrier.

If you had asked me was I a proud Terrier three months ago, the answer would have been very different.

You see, only three months ago the Ballybreen Terriers were the worst Under 12s hurling team in the county. In fact we were the worst in the country. To be honest, we were the worst in the entire world. If they played hurling in outer space (and I’ve no reason to believe that they don’t – imagine the poc fadas you could have in zero gravity!) I’m sure the Mars U12s could have beaten us with one tentacle tied behind their backs.

Plain and simple: we were ROTTEN, we were WOEFUL, we were WUBBISH. Sorry, RUBBISH.

So how did such an unbelievably crummy team end up winning the Lonergan Cup?

Well, it wasn’t easy. It’s a long story of hard work, loads of training, LOADS of fun, new friends, old friends… and one young fella who had quite a bit of experience in fighting against almost impossible odds. (That’s not me, by the way.)

But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Maybe a proper introduction is in order. I’m Rusty, but I don’t mean I’m covered in dirty, red, metal flakes. Rusty is my nickname. My real name is Raymond Arantes. I’m from Brazil, originally, my whole family are, and we’ve lived in Ballybreen for six years.

I only took up GAA last year, though. And despite being in the worst team in Ireland, yadda, yadda (see above) I LOVE HURLING!

When I first picked up a hurley stick, I realised what I wanted to do with my life. The hurley just fitted so well in my hand, it felt like an extension of my own arm. It felt like a part of me that I didn’t even realise was missing. At that moment, it was like the clouds parted and the sun shone down on my head and my head alone – I think I heard music, but it could have been one of the mums at the side of the field playing her car radio too loud.

I knew then – I wanted to be a hurler, I wanted to play for my county, I wanted to win an All-Ireland medal!

But first, I had to join a team.

Ballybreen is not a big town, but it’s a young town. Plenty of young families moved here during the boom, ourselves included. There’s only one club, and really only one age group that has enough players to make up a panel – the under 12s.

Luckily for me, that’s my age.

There aren’t many upsides to being eleven, but the long summer holiday is one of them. In the last couple of weeks of school before the break we were learning all about the legend of Cú Chulainn. You know, the one where he was called Setanta to start with and then, because he was attacked by this guy Culann’s massive hound, and accidentally-on-purpose, totally in self defence, dispatched the crackers canine off to doggy heaven, had to take on the role of the dog and become ‘the hound of Culann’. He had a dog’s life, basically. Well, it was the way he massacred the mental mongrel that caught my attention: he used a hurl and sliotar. Our teacher told us that on that very day Setanta (Cú to his pals) invented the sport of hurling! That sounded so cool, I was instantly hooked!

Our school wasn’t a big, sporty school, but Ballybreen had a very small GAA club, so I went around and signed up.

I’ll never forget the look on the bainisteoir’s face when I walked in to the big, rusty, metal container that served as the Ballybreen clubhouse, equipment room, dressing room and storage facility for dead flies and mice droppings: the look was pretty much disbelief with a large side order of ‘this young fella can’t be serious and/or all-in-it.’ New sign-ups were so few and far between that he had to search the whole dingy clubhouse for a pen to take down my details, and when he eventually found one it wouldn’t work.

That was Mr Massey. That was seven bainisteoirs ago. Yup, in the last eighteen months the Ballybreen Terriers U12s hurling team has had eight managers. It was Pat Massey when I started, followed by Billy ‘The Bull’ Robinson, then Gerry Lynham (I liked him), then ‘Hacker’ Whelan (he never told us his first name), Tadhg ‘Ol’ One Eye’ O’Sullivan, followed by ‘Nervous’ Naoise O’Neill, then ‘Clueless’ Colm Faulkner, finally by the latest and definitely-not-the-greatest Frank ‘Fidgety’ Furlong.

Players have come and gone as well, but Paddy Fox and Jerome ‘Halfpint’ O’Reilly have been here as long as I have. I call Paddy ‘iPaddy’ because I’ve never seen him without his headphones on. He’s always listening to music and can never hear what you’re saying. A bit of a drawback when you’re playing a match.