Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha E-Book

Tyler Colins

• Herausgeber: Next Chapter
• Kategorie: Krimi
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2022

Beschreibung

The pretty private eyes from the Triple Threat Investigation Agency—JJ, Rey, and Linda—have a new case, thanks to a serial killer who has taken a serious interest in them. The GrimReaperPeeper has challenged them to “play the game”, by his rules.

Rules are made to be broken, however ... or, at the very least, altered.

Baffled but resolute, the trio attempt to determine who he might be. Not an easy feat, given the lack of constructive evidence and cast of oddball characters. As they endeavor to stop the killer, they must solve a couple of other cases: verifying whether a hubby has a roving eye and ascertaining who is stalking a young, beautiful woman. As clues are uncovered, so are coincidences. Could it be that these two cases somehow intertwine? Might there even be a connection to the serial killings?

Who will prove the ultimate winner in this deadly game of taunts and perplexities: the clever and cunning GrimReaperPeeper, or the persevering and persistent P.I.s?

The fifth novel in the Triple Threat Mysteries by Tyler Colins, HA-HA-HA-HA is a compelling cozy mystery with grit … and plenty of laughs, and twists and turns.

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HA-HA-HA-HA

TRIPLE THREAT MYSTERIES BOOK 5

TYLER COLINS

CONTENTS

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Chapter 46

Chapter 47

Chapter 48

Chapter 49

Chapter 50

Chapter 51

Next in the Series

About the Author

Copyright (C) 2021 Tyler-Addison Colins

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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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PROLOGUE

“What an f’g jackass.” Thumbs in ears, melodramatic [former B-actress] Cousin Reynalda thrust forth her tongue and wiggled long, slender fingers. Sparkly raspberry nail polish glittered under the bright lemon-colored sun.

Standing alongside a looming, leafy shrub that served as target practice for strident feathery friends gliding past, Detective Sammie Sallo chose to turn just then.

In went the tongue and out came the thumbs. With a Hollywood [dazzling] smile, Rey waved both hands, then tucked them into the pockets of daisy-imprinted cut-off shorts.

“Next time, sister, that tongue better mean business.” With a camel grunt, he pulled out a mouth-to-lung e-cigarette bundle. Sallo resembled Stacy Keach’s Mike Hammer right down to the mustache and fedora, an odd hat to be wearing on Oahu. It had arrived with him when he’d moved here two months ago from NYC to replace Devoy Hunt, a detective the three of us had barely gotten to know. He’d opted to move to Hawaii’s Garden Isle, “quieter, calmer” Kauai.

“Jackass,” she muttered, spinning sideways. “Why’d he have to choose the same time as us to come and check out the murder scene?”

“Timing’s everything,” Linda said gaily, giving him the finger when he turned back to view the canal.

The three of us—private eyes from The Triple Threat Investigation Agency (Rey’s choice re name)—hadn’t been officially hired for any particular case. We had, however, received an odd email at 8:30 p.m. two nights ago that read: The game’s afoot, ladies. Check out the area on Laau around the Ala Wai Canal. I suggest you head there now. HA-HA-HA-HA. Your loving GrimReaperPeeper.

A “congratulatory” message from GrimReaperPeeper had been received at the completion of our last case, the third in the agency’s short history that involved bad-ass murderers. And that had been that—until the other night.

Tourists, joggers, and strollers with frolicsome dogs utilized the sidewalk on the makai (ocean) side of the canal. On the mauka (mountain) side was a golf course, park and community garden, and boating facilities, among other things. Sadly, people didn’t—couldn’t—swim in the Ala Wai anymore. To do so could prove hazardous, because the 1.5-mile-long canal was a breeding channel for bacteria, heavy metals, and pesticides, never mind garbage. Kayakers and canoe paddlers, however, seemed fearless, overlooking the fact that getting canal water on your skin or in your mouth could result in rashes and gastro-intestinal issues. Hazards aside, it was a lovely stretch, although the three of us might never quite few it the same way again.

Curious, we’d driven to Laau Street and checked cautiously around. Given the vague directions, there’d been considerable ground to cover and when we were about to give up, Linda had stumbled upon four bodies stretched before the canal by the Fisheries Management area—four bedraggled, bruised, blotched bodies with loose puckered skin as white as the underbelly of a perch and as translucent as a jellyfish.

Countless hours in the canal, which served as both drainage ditch and tidal estuary, would have contributed to multihued patterns on regions still resembling human body parts after aquatic inhabitants had feasted. Would havebut didn’t. These four souls had taken their initial swim elsewhere, before necrophagous insects had come to feast and spawn.

The two couples had been missing since March twenty-fourth and had been dead since March twenty-sixth, Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalanianaole Day. That had been the initial determination and it hadn’t, yet, changed. So where had they been those two days?

Detective Sammie Sallo drew on an e-cig and exhaled at length. Fumes twirled upward like coolant smoke from a tailpipe. Strolling back to join us, he eyed Rey’s face with obvious interest. “Looked kinda like beached whales, didn’t they?”

An image of the humpback whales that migrated to Hawaii this time of year came to mind. The migration was comparable to an Oregon cattle drive of yesteryear, a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, or even a run of the grunion, marine fish related to the mullet that spawned from March to August on the first four nights after the highest tide of each full or new moon. They were so predictable, the California State Fisheries Laboratory published a timetable indicating when they’d appear.

Well, these four grunion had made it to shore all right, but they’d not completed their quest. There’d been no dissolved oxygen to fan their blood, no sand from which to begin the regeneration process, no purpose or hope to keep them alive. And this ending was far from predictable … although there had been a full moon that night. Given that unusual things reputedly occurred during one, was that significant?

It had been two days since the discovery of the bodies. We’d returned this breezy afternoon to take daytime photos, poke around, and get a feel for what might have happened; Sallo, unfortunately, had had similar thoughts.

The fifty-year-old believed that the four had partied hardy, so he’d stated a few times that night. Given his next words, he was still of the same mind. “There was probably a group of them. They got caught up in too much booze, maybe drugs too, and started playing weird cult games. Maybe they were paying homage to the great god of Ecstasy and/or praying to Mr. Full Moon. I’ve seen shit like this before. Booze and drugs make people do bizarre things.” He picked up a large stainless-steel travel mug perched alongside a small plumeria tree, noisily gulped back what was left, and belched.

When it came to class, Sallo had as much elegance as Archie Bunker, a character that retro television wouldn’t let anyone forget. Rey, Linda and I had met him three times in the last few weeks and while Detective Ald Ives (or “Hives” as Rey mockingly called him) seemed to get along well enough with his colleague, we found Sallo as abrasive as steel wool.

Linda smirked, tossing raspberry-red, shoulder-length waves. “You really think a group of them got into ‘cult games’?”

“It sure looks that way, Royale. Remember the marks on their chests? In their fucked-up states, they’d probably thought it was a fun, freaky thing to do. Matches the tatts on their arms and probably other body parts we’ve haven’t seen.” He eyed her with dark amusement, like a deranged despot might his lackey.

“So a group of friends just left them there after moon-and-drug worshipping, and what? Went home to sleep it off? What about their state, that they’d been submerged in water for some time?”

He ignored the last question. “Why not? They staggered home and, come the morning, realized how carried away they’d got. They’re now either having issues coming to terms with it or they don’t give a rat’s ass.”

They’d been found facing the canal with arms folded neatly over chests. Four black fabric roses, glossy and delicate, had been pinned to tops and shirts and all four had had floral designs incised into chests, possibly with a roulette—not the gambling game, but a small toothed disk of tempered steel attached to a hilt and used to make a series or rows of dots, slits, or perforations.

I kicked pebbles as I eyed the crime area ahead, thinking it was time to visit an upset-irate client whose wayward hubby we’d finally caught being wayward—with her sister. We’d promised to arrive around 4:15 to provide a report and invoice, but given Mrs. Starzeneiss’ “high-strung” personality, we’d probably have to stick around to smooth ruffled feathers.

“Isn’t it possible they were murdered by a sadistic killer? A psychopath? Given the roses and all?”

He scowled, hung the mug from a thumb, and popped two ICE BREAKERS mints.

I swallowed a rebuke. Pulling a warm bottle of water from a Hawaiian print backpack, I took a long swallow and eyed fluttering, ripped police tape wrapped around several trees and shrubs. A yellow ribbon tied around an old oak tree it wasn’t. What it was, was jarring. A reminder that something terrible had occurred.

There were obvious if not improbable gaps in Sallo’s hypotheses, but he wasn’t the sort you could argue with, not without wanting to bang your head against a wall or tree.

I nodded to my Jeep parked by a lonely palm several yards down. Thankfully, the sunroof and windows were open (I didn’t much care for A/C).

“Catch ya later, Detective S,” Rey purred, flipping her pretty wheat-color with sunshine-yellow streaks, which was now several inches below her shoulders. Sparkly pyrite drop earrings caught the sun. Cousin Reynalda was a salesaholic who couldn’t resist bags and shoes; in the last month, earrings had become an additional passion.

“Whatever.”

She blew a raspberry and the three of us moseyed to the car.

“Can you spell jerk?” Linda asked, pulling an apple banana from a large crocheted tote.

“Yeah. S-a-l-l-o,” I replied wryly, opening the passenger door.

“What’s up, buttercup?” a baritone voice boomed from behind.

Rey spun, ready to pounce.

Linda and I exchanged amused glances.

“Do you always pop out from behind parked SUVs like that?” I chided.

Jimmy Carcanetta—Jimmy C—was a freelance writer and blogger Linda had gotten to know in the last couple months. He grinned like a toddler who’d just been given a huge slice of icing-laden cake and his pumpkin-shaped head bobbled like a fishing bobber. “Nothing like the element of surprise.”

“What brings you here?”

“The same thing that brought you guys here: a need to piece things together and get a feel for what happened.”

“Your article on the murders was good.”

“For a food and wine reviewer and blogger,” he chuckled, pulling a new Canon camera from a faux-leather bag. “I came to take a few more pics, for context.”

“Any new findings or thoughts?” Linda leaned into the passenger door and bit into the apple banana.

“Not yet. Just mulling over facts. They’d been missing two days and died on the twenty-sixth, or thereabouts. They’d been meticulously mutilated—and please don’t attribute it to cult games or weird rites. I heard that crap from the ass back there the other day.” With a glower, he jerked a thumb rearward. “Any thoughts about the fact they’d been so neatly arranged, with roses yet? That seems very specific, as if the killer were leaving a calling card.”

“Maybe it’s the creep’s way of saying goodbye, a ceremonial or funereal kind of thing,” Rey offered.

“Who said the roses came from the killer?” Linda added. “They could have been a club or party signature thing. The four may have been wearing them before they were done in.”

“Yeah, but the incisions resembled flowery embroidery. And those flowers hadn’t been as, uh, saturated as the foursome.” He scanned the end of the street. “I’m thinking there was a connection between the two, even if Sallo won’t admit it. Why though?”

“Why won’t he admit it? Or what’s the connection?” I smiled drily. “I have a feeling the detective’s going to prove a thorn in many people’s sides.”

“Thorn?” Rey asked sarcastically. “How about curare-tipped spike?”

CHAPTERONE

Who’d have thought a scrawny pimply-faced guy could have sent a Mack-truck-sized man into the pavement with such caliber and zeal? The impact had surely loosened a few teeth. Blood oozed from the prone truck’s nose and lips like a Rocky mountain stream during spring thaw.

Pimple Guy shook his head, cursed three times, hawked loudly and graced Truck Man’s soiled bargain-store running shoe with a large gob of phlegm before sauntering into an early evening that veiled the local world with a blackberry-plum shroud. Truck Man’s friends appeared embarrassed and unsure as to whether they should assist their fallen comrade or maintain a semblance of dignity and walk away. Heat took its toll on some tempers, but then, so did a late afternoon of lagers and rum chasers under a baking sun.

“Clean up by the fountain!” Faith shouted to Wayne, an attractive beanstalk of a man hoisting a crate of wine bottles onto a rear counter.

“Hey, Shooter Lady! Three KDs, times three,” Paco ordered hoarsely as he hastened past the bar with a sizable tray supporting frosty mugs of beer and fancy (pricey) appetizers.

Faith Suren, recently dubbed “Shooter Lady”, was a former diner waitress I’d met during the agency’s first official case. Instead of slinging loco moco and burgers, these days Faith was serving different shooter cocktails—mini mixtures—each unique and each a specialty. One was the U.S. Kentucky Derby, or KD for short. While there was a shooter named after a special event in each state, KD seemed the most popular this balmy, breezy Saturday night.

Three months ago, my friend had ended up working at Flaming Daisies, a popular upscale lounge, when Rog’s diner burned down, courtesy of an exploding oil vat. Faith and Pollo, the cook, had already left for the night after pulling double-duty, as had the customers. It was Rog’s misfortune to have chosen that particular evening to [finally] perform minor maintenance on said vat. The greasy spoon had been leveled, much like Rog.

Having served greasy but tasty diner fare for too many years to count, it was a blessing in disguise when she had to find a new job. A friend of a friend of a customer of a cousin had recommended her to Ritch Lea and Izzie O’Rourke, owners of the popular venue. Customers had taken a quick liking to the amiable, even-tempered woman and Faith was given better shifts as well as bartending training from Josho, who thought she’d make a great replacement when he finally took early retirement.

It was 6:45 according to a huge prawn-shaped wall clock suspended on a rear wall above a long table where twelve young people sat, celebrating two friends’ birthdays.

“Sorry I couldn’t get out at 6:30, like planned.” Faith topped off my wine glass. “Tamara’s on her way, so we’ll still make it to the theater in plenty of time, yeah.”

“No worries.”

With a wink, she went to see to a beckoning man’s eager bidding.

A friend had offered Rey, Linda and me tickets to a classic comedy playing at Hawaii Theatre. Unfortunately Linda had eaten something that had disagreed with her, so she was bed-bound for the evening while Rey—who’d already seen the play twice—was on a mission to test domestic decorating skills by painting the laundry room and pantry in our recently acquired house in Kalama Valley, which was part of Hawaii Kai. We’d gotten the five-bedroom house—with ohana—for a song, as the saying went, but only because it was a fixer-upper … in every sense of the word. When Faith had called the day previous to see about getting together, I invited her. The third ticket wouldn’t go to waste; Sach Morin, our neighbor and new pal, would meet up with us in the lobby before the start.

“Hey, Shooter Lady, two times three KDs.” Pierre winked and waited for Faith to fill the order. Young and cute, in an extraterrestrial sort of way (remember E.T.?), he loosened a lavender bowtie, part of the venue’s white-shirt-black-pants ensemble and muttered something about wishing the gentle winds wafting through six open doors would pick up because the rapidly rotating fans above were doing dick.

A valid comment. The muggy evening felt like a layer of nylon clinging to sweaty skin: confining, cohesive, suffocating. The heat and mugginess magnified the usual scents and odors: smells of fried and grilled foods wrangled with hops and barley and malts while a sundry of scents wafting from foodstuffs and bodies fought for supremacy with a host of perfumes and colognes (some which may well have been applied with a soup ladle).

Faith motioned Felicity, a plump and pretty blonde bartender, to see to two arrivals on my left. They reminded me of young versions of Ricky Ricardo and Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy; the one seated was dark and handsome but solemn-faced, and the other standing alongside with an elbow on the bar, was dumpy but cute, in a Cabbage Patch doll sort of way.

I took a sip of Chardonnay. Custom-made glasses at Flaming Daisies were tinted gray-blue with a black-mesh pattern in keeping with the color scheme of the establishment. Glossy black molding complemented gray-blue walls. Fragile-looking bar stools with argent-gray patterned seats were supported by thin black chrome legs. Beams and rafters over the bar were black, as were pillars and posts that supported esoteric, customer-created paintings housed in black frames. It wasn’t very Hawaiian, but it was rather cool.

Pierre wrinkled a flat, scrunched nose and set his tray on the corner of the bar, nearly upsetting a bowl filled with maraschino cherries. Resting one hand on a lean hip, he silently challenged Fred M with a sinister dare-to-say-one-word-about-me-standing-in-your-space smile.

“Hey, Felicity, grab me a couple of Wild Turkeys—and not those two leather-vested boys sitting by the pretzel bowl,” Faith called over bottles of multi-colored ambrosias (or banes, depending on your viewpoint). With a weary chuckle, she motioned a glossy black door that led to the owners’ offices, a change room, locker and storage areas, and rear exit.

I followed and waited outside a small change room for her to step out of her bartending uniform. Crash N. Bern, real name unknown, stepped from Izzie’s office and offered a curt nod as he hastened past. A new addition to the bartending team, the twenty-two-year-old was damn skilled, not simply at the bar, but on the bongos, bass, and banjo. An aspiring musician, he looked the part with long mahogany hair, pierced ears (a skull hung from the left lobe, a saber from the right), muscles that would have made Mr. Universe jealous, and a colorful serpent tattoo that curled around the base of a long, heavily veined neck and slithered down to sights unseen. If he weren’t so attractive, with a gleaming Crest smile and intensive grass-green eyes, never mind the obliging disposition, he could prove intimidating.

Faith opened the door, looking attractive in a rose-pink peasant blouse and gray straight-leg pants. During Rog’s diner days, she’d looked weary, thin, pale. The new job agreed with her, so much so she’d decided to do things never dreamed of: have teeth fixed and whitened, face toned, new make-up regime acquired, and unruly curly walnut-colored hair highlighted and fashioned into a stylish bob.

“Remember the guy you called Howdy-Doody a few nights back when you were sitting at the bar with Rey and Linda?”

“Who could forget those crazy freckles? That beaver smile and mango-orange hair?”

“I was checking for a text re next week’s schedule and accidently hit a news app. Look at this.” She held up her cell phone. There was a small full-face shot of the fellow Rey had dubbed Howdy-Doody. His name according to the article was Van T.L. Quist. Very “was”. Yesterday morning, his body had been found in an alley not far from the bar, under a pile of cardboard. Apparently, it had been a few days since he’d died. Speculation regarding cause of death: drug overdose. There’d been traces of a suspicious powder on his person, a short-needle syringe in a back pocket, and a crop of dot- or pin-like marks on his chest. Injecting into the chest was less conspicuous than an arm, I supposed.

With the island heat, you had to wonder why no one had discovered the poor guy; surely the stench from the ripening body must have been overwhelming. I mentioned this to Faith.

“They’re often strewing garbage in that alley,” she said, draping a polished-leather tote from one shoulder and closing the change-room door. “The smell of death wouldn’t penetrate the smell of rotting foods, and whatever additional ugliness may lay there, yeah.”

“But they must collect garbage on a regular basis,” I pointed out as we stepped from the rear exit into a small, well-lit parking area.

“Way at the rear?” She appeared dubious and shrugged. “It does go to prove, though, that appearances aren’t everything. Would you have thought that fresh-faced guy was a drug user?”

I recalled the young man who might have been labeled wholesome, like a choir boy or Boy-Scout leader. “No, but he was pretty good at tossing back the booze.”

“He reminded me of a university kid, out for alcohol-infused fun. And an unwelcome morning hangover.” She slipped into the passenger seat of my Jeep when I opened the door. “Do you suppose he bought the drugs at the bar? Or sold them?”

“Anything’s possible.” I got into the driver’s seat. “I wonder when the cops will come calling at Flaming Daisies.”

“They only just found the body, so they have to figure out the wheres and whens and whos. Apparently, the fellow who wrote the story was in the vicinity when it all came down and, so, the ‘scoop’.”

“My Vancouver friend would call him a keener.”

Faith chuckled and adjusted the seat belt.

* * *

The following morning found the three of us at Flaming Daisies, where we’d agreed to meet Faith and an HPD detective who’d requested a meeting to discuss Van T.L. Quist. She, in turn, had requested we attend; given our profession, she felt we might have something of note to add.

Ritch and Izzie had personally opened the bar to observe the police investigation. Organizing bottles and jars, they not so surreptitiously watched as Faith sat with a new HPD detective, Detective Petroni Carter Hammill. Felicity and Paco were also there, waiting to be interviewed re the Howdy-Doody Murder, as Rey had labeled it, even if it hadn’t officially been confirmed as one.

Save for the closely cropped chocolate-brown hair, the attractive man bore a striking resemblance to singer-songwriter-model Shawn Mendes. I tried not to gape, unlike Rey and Linda and Felicity, whose jaws were hanging between their navels and knees as they leaned into the bar counter. Faith simply sipped coffee and waited for the man to talk, her gaze as expressionless as her face.

“I understand you were serving Van T.L. Quist last Friday night.” His voice, somewhere between gravelly and raspy, wasn’t asking a question but making a statement. The hint of an accent was hard to place.

“Mr. Quist was sitting at my counter for an hour, an hour and a half, give or take,” Faith advised, gesturing the bar. “He was chatting with one of the regulars a lot of the time.”

“What’s the regular’s name?”

“Morris. I don’t know his last name, but I do know he works at the university in an administrative capacity.” She glanced over at Felicity. “Do you know Morris’ last name?”

She shook her head and started slicing limes.

The man’s shapely sensual lips drew into a tight line as he keyed something into his cellphone.

I gave him a casual once-over. Defined facial features. Long thin neck. Adam’s apple bearing a tiny scar. Broad shoulders that saw weights regularly. He was too attractive by half.

As he pulled a black lizard-skin card holder from the inside pocket of a trim-fit navy-blue blazer, eyes as black as eight balls and as deep as abysses glanced over and eyed Rey for several seconds. He then smiled tightly. “Can you three spare a few minutes?”

Grabbing chairs, we sat next to Faith and eyed Hammill expectantly. The man seemed in no hurry to ask questions.

My gaze traveled to the unbuttoned portion of a white linen shirt. His chest was smooth and brawny, and a partial tattoo—a red and black wing—was visible on the left breastbone. It probably belonged to a hawk or an eagle (couldn’t imagine it being a sparrow or swallow). Noticing where my gaze rested, he smiled in a way I was tempted to call arrogantly smart. My eyes rolled skyward.

Rey crossed slender arms and regarded him intently. “You’re here because Howdy-Doody was murdered. Are you thinking someone here committed the dastardly deed?”

He offered a fleeting smile and arched a strong shoulder. “We’re simply tracing the deceased man’s last few days… Howdy-Doody?”

“The first nationally televised kid’s show featuring Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody, a puppet, which ran from, oh, 1947 to 1960, thereabouts.”

Linda slapped her BFF’s back. “Your TV trivia knows no bounds.”

Hammill gazed from Linda to Rey and back again. “She gives names to people?”

“We all do, when inclined.”

He smirked. “Who do I remind you of?”

Rey smiled saltily. “Rocky Balboa. After losing a pathetic nine rounds.”

He smirked again. “Cute.”

“You asked.”

“Yeah. Serves me right.” Hammill turned back to Faith. “Okay, so you were his bartender that night. From?”

She drew a long breath and rubbed her thin face thoughtfully. “From 8:00 to 9:15 or maybe 9:30. Thereabouts. As I said, he sat beside Morris most of the time.”

“Quist was drinking”

“Most people in a bar do that, yeah.”

His eyes narrowed slightly and he scratched a sun-burnished cheek at length, as if he were contemplating something—like a castigating remark. “What was he drinking?”

“Red-Blue-Whites primarily. As opposed to White-on-Red-Blues.”

Hammill held up a tanned and scarred hand that had surely kissed a knife blade or two. “What the hell are those?”

“Patriotic shooters. One type for those who don’t want to handle something too intense and one type for those who do.”

“Patriotic shooters?” He laughed. It was a pleasant, throaty sound, like a Porsche slipping into fifth. “Did the guy look like he was flying?”

“On the wings of some euphoria-inducing drug? Or on one of her shooters?” Rey asked bluntly.

He eyed her at length. “Are you always so cocky, Ms. Fonne-Werde?”

Placing a palm to her chest, she feigned child-like innocence.

With the shake of the head, he returned to Faith. “Was he on drugs? As far as you could tell?”

“He didn’t look or act drugged, nor did he mention drugs. In fact, he talked mostly about his third-year med studies … and some commercial or ad thing.”

Hammill stared at something beyond her shoulder. “Did he at all look or act suspicious, strange, like maybe he was doing something illicit? Was he talking to anyone who appeared out of the ordinary?”

“He chatted with Morris and the odd person that leaned into the counter beside him. No, he didn’t look like someone doing something illicit or trying to buy drugs, but then I’d not have that emblazoned on my forehead if that were my intention. As for someone out of the ordinary, no, I didn’t see or notice anyone I’d never seen before. I tend to remember new faces.”

He rubbed his chin, looking pensive. “And he didn’t appear depressed, down, suicidal?”

“The kid was into having simple, bar-time fun.”

Tapping the table absently, the detective’s gaze fell on a lithograph of an absurdly fat pink-faced man reclining in a tub with flabby arms outstretched. Hammill frowned. Either he didn’t like the artwork or he didn’t care for Faith’s flat response.

“Do you recall anything of note, Ms. Suren?”

“Not particularly.”

“Not particularly suggests a little something. Maybe you have a little Miss Marple in you, like your private-eye friends here?” He jerked a thumb toward us and, smirking, regarded us with a critical eye. “Did you ‘not particularly’ notice anything that night?”

“After Morris left, he talked to a woman and not long after her, a jock.”

A perfectly shaped eyebrow arched. Did he pluck them? Probably. Vanity, thy name was notalways woman. “A little something is better than a big nothing. Tell me about them. Maybe they’ll be able to provide some useful information.”

CHAPTERTWO

Linda turned to Faith. “Remember the Woman in Black and Jocko, the linebacker-looking guy?”

Faith nodded. “He actually is one.”

“Both spoke to Howdy—I mean, Quist. For a few minutes. Both seemed to make him happy,” I offered casually.

“Happier than he already was?” Hammill.

“Happier than he was tipsy, yes.”

The detective looked from me to Faith. “Tell me about the Woman in Black first, maybe starting with her name.”

“I’ve heard her called ‘sugah’, ‘honey’, ‘love’, and ‘sweetness’. Pick one or all four.” She smiled amiably and waved to Felicity, motioning her empty cup.

Felicity strolled forward with a steaming pot and refilled it, her gaze riveted on Hammill.

“The Woman in Black will occasionally smoke black cigarette on the patio. Keeps them in a gold-and-rhinestone case. They’re English, so she probably has them specially ordered. She creates a very dramatic effect, dressed in upmarket vintage clothes—almost always black—and very high-heeled shoes. Long flashy black fingernails with sparkles add to the look.” Meeting his keen scrutiny, she again smiled prettily. Faith wasn’t easily rattled. There’d been too many dramas in her life to allow one arrogant detective to fluster her. “The few times I’ve seen her on my watch she’d set her sights on attractive, model-type men. Lets them buy her a couple of drinks, but rarely leaves with one.”

“What made her chat with the likes of Quist?”

“I heard that she’d told him he reminded her of someone, and that got them to talking. It wasn’t until that night that I learned she worked as a scout or agent for some production house… Or maybe it was an advertising firm? Anyway, she’s not one to chat with staff. Only attractive men.”

Hammill appeared bemused. “She wanted Quist for a commercial or something?” His eyebrows shot up so fast I thought they might leave that finely lined forehead altogether.

“Apparently. She gave him a business card and he got so excited, he had to share. He flashed it before me as I passed a drink.” She smiled sadly. “He couldn’t believe someone found him ad material.”

“Neither can I,” Hammill acknowledged with a frown. “But maybe she—they—wanted a certain look for a cookie-and-milk ad, or a front man for a new cartoon or comedy act. How long were Quist and this woman together?”

“Maybe ten minutes. She let him buy her a Bloody Mary, extra spicy. Then, off she went. That was around nine.”

“You saw the card, Faith. Did you see a name?” I prodded.

Faith closed her eyes to replay the moment Howdy-Doody-Quist had displayed the card. “It was a unique black business card … real fancy … with raised red lettering. I see it, sort of. Zelde. Zee. Priz—uh.” She sighed softly and reopened her eyes. “Nope, can’t recall it. But there definitely was a ‘z’.”

“You’re very observant,” Hammill stated with a curt nod. “Now, what about this Jocko person?”

“When he overheard Howdy-Doody was studying medicine, he engaged him in conversation.”

Hammill wiggled long fingers in a give-me-more gesture.

“Jocko seemed very interested in forensics. They were debating which of the CSI shows had been best.”

“Anything else?”

“Other than the fact I’d thought it strange that Jocko was interested in the world of

medicine, no. His buddies had often joked about his mind being as vacant as his ‘mug’.”

“Is he?”

“Vacant?”

“Uh-huh.”

Faith shook her head. “No. Although I rarely talk to him or his friends about anything but sports or the cute redhead or lovely blonde at the end of the bar, he seems articulate.”

When she ceased speaking, he turned to us. “Is there anything you’d like to add?”

The three of us eyed one another and shook our heads.

“So, you’re private eyes, huh?” The brow arched again, this time in amusement. “You save runaway Rottweilers and spy on disobedient husbands?”

Yes. But we’d never admit it. “We are private investigators and we’re pretty good at it,” I said bluntly.

Hammill rose and took a couple of steps towards us, then gazed around the lounge with a furrowed brow. I could smell cologne that had been subtly applied—Egoïsteif I wasn’t mistaken. A former weather-station colleague, Edgar, had worn it since its inception, up until the day he’d been felled by a giant shamrock during a Saint Paddy’s Day parade.

“We have an agency,” I stated evenly. “And we’re bloody damn proud of it. And ourselves.”

“I’ll bloody damn bet you are.”

“Don’t patronize,” Linda said brusquely, standing.

“Look, maybe you three are good at locating little old ladies’ missing pension checks and runaway Pomeranians. Murder’s another thing. It’s not like Murder She Wrote or Poirot or Nero Wolfe. It’s dangerous. It’s ugly. And it’s fucking real.”

“We’ve had a few ‘real’ encounters and solved a few ‘real’ murders,” Rey declared briskly. “Successfully. Maybe you should ask around the precinct. Start with Detective Hives.”

“Ives,” I corrected automatically.

Hammill stared at Rey, then turned to Linda and me. “If you remember anything, your bartending friend has my contact info.” With a brisk nod to Faith, he sauntered over to Felicity.

Belgian. That was it. Out of the blue, it came to me—that whisper of an accent. It hailed from Belgium.

* * *

“Where to now?” Rey asked as the four of us stepped up to the Jeep.

Linda held up a hand to shield her eyes against the bright sun as she scanned the long one-way street. “How about lunch, maybe somewhere Kailua way?”

“That’d make for a nice drive,” I agreed, hopping into the driver’s seat.

“I’m in,” Rey said, swinging into the rear.

Faith leaped in alongside her and Linda slipped into the front passenger’s seat. “Man, was he a piece of work, or what?”

“Kinda like Sallo,” Rey frowned, adjusting the seatbelt. “At least this dude’s easy on the eyes.”

Faith laughed and slapped Rey’s thigh. “Is that why yours were twinkling?”

My cousin’s response was to stick out her tongue and offer a raspberry, which prompted the rest of us to laugh.

“So, what do you think about Quist’s murder?” I asked as I pulled onto H1-61.

“You mean, not-yet-officially-confirmed murder,” Linda stated drily.

“The poor kid was in the wrong place at the wrong time,” Faith said quietly.

“You don’t think he had anything to do with drugs, do you?” Linda.

“No, I definitely don’t. He enjoyed bending his elbow, but drugs?” She shook her head. “I don’t buy it.”

Recalling that face, I had to agree. There was something off and it wasn’t with Howdy-Doody Quist. As Faith had said, he’d been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

“Well, it’s not our case, so we’ll have to leave it to Hammill et al to solve,” Linda advised, watching the passing scenery.

“What about your case?” Faith asked.

“It’s not our case,” Linda responded. “GRP merely used us as some bizarre starting point.”

“GRP?”

“GrimReaperPeeper.”

Faith offered a flat chuckle. “You don’t believe GRP will contact you again?”

Linda turned to eye the former waitress. “He hasn’t contacted us since we called the police about the bodies we found by the Canal. If it was a game, like he’d stated in the email, you’d think he’d continue taunting and teasing.”

Faith tilted her head one way and then the other as she considered it. “Maybe you’re right.”

“We should still try to find out who he—or she—is,” Rey declared, opening a bottle of tepid water and taking a long swig.

“We don’t have any leads and our IT expert-slash-pal had no luck tracing the URL,” I pointed out.

“Some expert,” Rey muttered.

“He’s pretty good at what he does,” Linda said in Rocky’s defense. “And Ald and his team didn’t do much better.”

“Maybe one of Gail’s IT buddies could check out things when she’s back from Japan.”

Gail Murdock was an HPD Administrative Specialist and good friend. Right now, she was on a three-week tour of Japan after breaking up with a fellow officer she’d been dating.

“We could text her now—”

“Let the woman enjoy her much-deserved vacation. She’ll be back soon enough,” Linda interrupted her BFF. “The poor thing hasn’t had a decent break in three years. She needs the down time.”

“No thanks to that jerk.” Rey snorted softly and gazed out the window.

* * *

Lunch at a small café in the heart of Kailua had been delicious, pleasant, and just what was needed: respite from reality.

On a lark during the drive back, we stopped at a bustling souvenir shop and bought some un-needed things: salt-water taffy, mac nuts, and cute touristy T-shirts. After promises to get together again soon, we dropped Faith at her small Makiki apartment and drove back to the house that was in dire need of repair—from painting to refurnishing and some remodeling thrown in between. With time. After purchasing it for nearly 1.5 million, it would take time to earn the wherewithal to finance major house projects.

It was 4:15 when we stepped into the foyer and changed from sandals to slippers. Our agency’s part-time cleaner/gofer/assistant, Eddy Galazie—“Red-Head” as we sometimes fondly called him, due to an amazing head of radish-red curls—hastened from the rear with Button and Piggaletto scampering behind.

The former was a young rescue mutt of Havanese, Schnoodle and Chacy Ranoir origins, the latter Linda’s pot-bellied pig. Not far behind bounded Bonzo, Rey’s Checkered Giant rabbit, rescued when its young owner had been murdered during the Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie caper. Oddly enough, my cousin had requested—demanded, implored, and pressured as only Reynalda Fonne-Werde could—that the rabbit be placed in her “custody” when she’d heard he’d be removed to an animal shelter. She’d never been much of an animal/pet person previously and what had changed her mind, and heart, I’d never know. But God bless her. Home to Oahu the rabbit came.

We greeted the kids with hugs while acknowledging Eddy. Linda gave him a playful slap to the back while Rey brushed her lips across his low, flat forehead. We’d grown quite fond of the young animal lover.

“Did the kids behave?” I asked, leading the way into the spacious, cupboard-heavy kitchen.

“For the most part.”

“Oh-oh.”

“Only one broken vase,” he grinned, sitting at the blue-veined granite counter and watching me remove four cartons of coconut water from a large wheezing fridge (appliances were on the to-buy list, too). “You had a call.”

“Anyone important?” Rey smiled, dumping the contents of the souvenir shop before her and ripping open one of three mammoth packages of Diamondhead Taffy. She tossed one to each of us.

“Strawberry-guava,” Eddy said excitedly. He unwrapped it and popped it into his mouth before you could say taffy twice. The amiable fellow had suffered a head injury when he was eight, which left him challenged; his uncle, a former mob-type menace with a good heart had employed him until his unexpected demise during the Coco’s Nuts case.

“Who was the call from?” Linda asked, squeezing his hand and pulling one of four adjustable-height swivel chairs alongside his.

“Some guy with a weird voice.” Ash-gray eyes glanced earnestly from one face to the next. “It was like he had marbles or pebbles in his mouth. Said to tell you he was wondering what was happening with the game.”

We stared, stunned. Linda found her voice first. “Did he say who he was? What the game was or what should be happening?”

“He didn’t give a name and didn’t say what the game was,” he answered, eyeing the bag of taffy by Rey’s slender hand.

She passed it over. “What else did he say?”

Eddy removed six candies. “Something about … yeah … it was time for the players to stop snoozing.” He grinned and crammed two coconut-flavored ones between small, thin lips. “Was he talking about you?”

Rey and I exchanged concerned glances, then she casually said, “He sounds like the guy we met at the Center a couple of weeks back, when we were looking at board games.”

Eddy chewed blissfully as he watched Button race past, Piggaletto at her heels.

“Maybe he’ll call back,” Linda said dismissively. “Would you like to stay for dinner? JJ’s barbecuing.”

“I am?” I asked flatly.

“Yeah, you love it,” she grinned. “Why else would Rey have bought that six-burner backyard grill?”

“Because she was hoping to learn to cook the easy way?” I asked wryly.

“I can stay and help. Just tell me what to do,” Eddy said cheerfully. “By the way, the guy said he’d try and contact you again sometime soon.”

Rey, Linda and I exchanged anxious side-glances. Evidently, GRP was back.

CHAPTERTHREE

Two burned pork chops out of eight wasn’t bad. With the creamy-mustard sauce, you could hardly notice the “charcoal” flavor. That I’d managed to singe Eddy’s shaggy eyebrows wasn’t that bad, either; he liked the trimmed look. That Rey’s were now non-existent, well, that was another thing altogether. But they’d grow back.

At seven, Eddy returned to his Waipahu apartment, three-dozen salt-water taffy candies happily in hand. At half past seven, the three of us—kids at our feet—were seated on the lanai, drinking iced tea with fresh lemon slices and watching a beautiful starry sky.

“There’s no place like home,” Rey said happily. Stretching long legs onto a birch-colored cushion of a long metallic-framed rectangular ottoman, she draped an arm along the top of the sofa, next to Linda’s shoulders.

“Yeah, one we’ll be paying off for the next four decades,” Linda said drily, giving her leg a light kick.

Rey kicked back. “Pishaw.”

“Pishaw?” I asked wryly.

“My new word for the year.”

We all chuckled and settled back. Button rested her chin on my bare foot while Bonzo hopped onto his mom’s lap. Piggaletto snorted and started to slumber on the uncut grass.

“We need to mow the yard,” Linda said.

“We need a lawnmower,” I reminded her.

“Maybe we could go for the concrete look,” Rey said. “I’m not keen on grass.”

“You’re just not keen on cutting it.”

Linda concurred. “You’re the one who wanted a house—with garden, lawn, pool and all. Now you have to pay the price, which extends beyond the financial.”

Rey offered one of her water-buffalo snorts, then laughed. “You’re right. I’ll head out and buy one tomorrow. But when we pull in more cases, we’re getting a landscaper.”

“Fair enough,” I said, sipping the last of my tepid tea. “We’ve been here almost ten weeks now. It’s time we rolled up our sleeves and stopped living out of boxes and unpainted bedrooms.”

“When we’re on lawnmower patrol tomorrow, let’s make an effort to get paint colors selected. Maybe Eddy would be willing to help here and there,” Rey suggested. “He’s pretty good at whatever task he takes on.”

“Unlike you and your laundry room and pantry painting ‘venture’,” I jested, whacking her knee playfully, then motioning the fair-sized kidney-shaped pool. “We should get the pool fixed and filled. The tiles are looking pretty sad.”

“So’s the hot tub,” Linda added.

“The pay from my in-between commercials and theater gigs will help a little with the smaller tasks, but we need to get some serious work happening,” Rey said, stroking her bunny’s large, long ears.

“Linda and I could take part-time jobs—”

“No, you couldn’t, Cousin Jilly,” she interrupted. “As private investigators, we can’t be seen doing something other than P.I.ing. What’ll potential clients think?”

“What about you and your acting?” Linda scoffed.

“It’s not the same as you scanning products at the check-out counter or taking a burger order—”

“Of course it—”

“Let’s not go there again, ladies,” I advised. Before I could continue, my cell announced a text. I grabbed it from the base of the chair and eyed the display.

“One of those potential clients? Your ‘sometimes boyfriend’ from Florida?” Rey smirked.

“Adwin.”

“Adwin? As in pastry chef and former ‘beau’, Adwin Beauregard Timmins?”

“Byron,” I corrected mechanically, re-reading the message.

“What’s he want?”

“Just reminding me we’re meeting for dinner day after tomorrow.”

“What!?” Rey sat flagpole straight.

Linda’s latte-colored, almond-shaped eyes rounded in surprise. “When did you two start chatting again?”

“He emailed me about six weeks ago to see how we were doing.” I shrugged and put away the cell phone.

“And you’ve been communicating regularly ever since?”

“Kind of, yeah.”

“And he’s here?” Rey demanded. “When did he arrive? Where’s he staying? Does he want you two to get back together? I thought he’d met someone?”

“He emailed the other day to say he was on Oahu, staying with a foodie-friend in Mililani. He had met and married someone—Lizbeth was her name, I think. It didn’t work out. They were divorced after five months.”

My cousin and her BFF goggled.

“He just wants to have dinner and catch up. Nothing more, nothing less,” I said with a dry smile. Adwin had been part of The Connecticut Corpse Caper entourage, but we’d parted on good terms after solving the murders at Aunt Mat’s haunted mansion. “What’s wrong with meeting an old friend?”

“Everything. Old-lover dates are never a good thing,” Rey advised and looked at Linda.

Who nodded. “Never good, JJ. Never good.”

I rolled my eyes.

* * *

At nine, Linda wanted to peruse food and wine blogs, and Rey intended to Zoom a couple actor friends. For me, it was time to call it a night. Just as we were about to part ways, we received a call from Detective Hammill: he was in the area and would be dropping by.

Five minutes later, frenetic knocking echoed throughout the sparsely decorated house. The three of us answered it to find the detective looking annoyingly cheerful and robust, and rather attractive in a crisp white shirt and Diesel jeans held up by a thick leather belt with an elaborate eagle buckle. The finely chiseled face was freshly shaven and radiating arrogance. A recently nicked hand supported a cardboard tray with four large coffees and a small brown paper bag.

With theatrical flair becoming my cousin, I motioned the tall man with the too-white teeth inward.

“Piggaletto! Come to Mommy!”

Hammill’s eyebrows flew up as Linda swooped past like a bat out of hell.

Fleet-footed, but not always surefooted, she stumbled and sailed into the tall grass before a cluster of Frangipani. The pot-bellied pig, looking as innocent as always, ceased scampering, perched himself alongside her head and eyed her with soulful hound-dog eyes. I swallowed laughter as Linda lay there, not in the most flattering of positions. Rey simply tsked and moved toward the kitchen.

With a sigh, Linda got up, scooped her pet, and shuffled past a surprised and—gauging from the twinkle in those billiard-ball-black orbs—very entertained detective.

Placing Piggaletto on a small Persian-like rug before the entrance to the kitchen, she wagged an admonishing finger. “Do that again and no treats.”

With a yeah-right-lady look, he scurried to the water dish. Bonzo and Button appeared from nowhere, soaring past Hammill with the speed of the SC-44.

“You’re giving the Honolulu Zoo a run for their money,” he smirked.

Rey looked like she might offer a barbed response, but my warning look stopped it. Sighing, she grabbed the stainless-steel cordless kettle. “Tea?”

Hammill placed the tray on a recently purchased rectangular rubber-wood table. “I brought coffees. Ives said you’re into those sweet fancy ones, so help yourself to any cup with an X on it.” He sat in one of the vertical slat-back chairs, looking overly cheerful. “A beautiful day, wasn’t it?”

“I’m sure it was, Mr. Rogers,” Rey purred. “And just how were our neighborhood friends today?”

“Mind if I sit?”

“You already are,” Linda pointed out, plopping on a chair across from him. “So, Detective Hammy—”

“Hammill. Petroni Carter Hammill—PC for short. That should be fairly simple for those shootered brains to remember.” Prying off the lid, he took a sip and remained silent.

“Just for the record, Detective, we don’t do shooters,” I stated.

“Not often, anyways,” Rey winked, then looked at me. “Doesn’t this guy remind you of someone?”

I sighed and focused on the latte.

“Come on, you gotta admit he’s got a lot of your ‘sometimes boyfriend’ in him.”

One of Hammill’s contoured eyebrows arched questioningly.

Rey was referring to Cash Layton Jones, an undercover agent who played drug dealer “Richie J” or “Ricky J”. Currently residing in Florida, the arrogant, audacious, and way too good-looking man and I had a tempestuous on-off relationship. At the moment, it was [once again] non-existent.

I remained mum and sipped … and bristled upon seeing Button flop before the detective.

With a grin, he provided a thorough belly rub. “She’s a cutie.”

“Any progress on the Howdy-Doody case?” Rey asked, leaning into a wall.

“Since this morning?”

“Someone might have confessed, or something been discovered—”

“Right, and kangaroos can fly. Murders aren’t often solved in a couple of hours.”

“So, it was a murder? Not an overdose?”

Hammill’s gaze met Linda’s, but he said nothing and continued sipping.

As Rey was about to say something, there was a light rap-rap-rap on the rear kitchen door before it slowly swung open.

Chestnut-brown, owl-round eyes gazed from one face to the next. “I saw the light as I was walking back from Casper’s and thought I’d pop by to invite you to a fitness function—uh, I’m not interrupting anything, am I?”

“Hey, you,” I said with a limp wave. “Come in. Join the party.”

Linda introduced Sach to the detective.

“Sach?”

With an impish grin, he took a seat at the counter. “Yeah. Sach Martin Morin.”

“Isn’t Sach the name of a Bowery Boy?” Hammill drained his coffee and rose. “Huntz Hall’s character. Let’s see. Horace … Dubussy “Sach” … Jones.”

Our neighbor was visibly impressed. “Few people know or remember that.”

My cousin cleared her throat.

Sach chuckled. “Except for Rey. She knows tons of film and TV trivia.”

Hammill’s smile was flat and fleeting. “When I was growing up, Grandmother Manon’s idea of babysitting was seating me in front of the television so I could watch old movies featuring The Bowery Boys, East Side Kids, the Stooges …”

“Yeah, I watched those, thanks to Uncle Shawn and Great-Uncle Conerie working in film. Hey, we’ve got something in common.” The muscular man of 5’8” eyed Hammill closely. “So, you’re a detective like the gals here?”

He didn’t respond, simply scanned Sach’s attire: a tight saffron tank top tucked into loose-fitting lavender-and-lilac jogging pants.

“What kind of business brings you here, Detective? You can tell me. The four of us are good pals.”

Hammill cocked his head, his eyes expressing amusement. “You’re a private investigator, too?”

“I’m a fitness instructor and personal trainer. But I’ve offered to help. I’m great at puzzles and I’d make for excellent security.” He flexed his biceps.

“I’m sure,” he said drolly and stood.

“That’s it? You came to deliver coffees … PC?” Rey asked sardonically.

He started to say something, then shrugged. “It can wait, Reynalda.”

“Rey. And Sach won’t share. Come on, Hammy, spill it.”

Meeting Rey’s saccharine-sweet smile with one of his own, he then turned to Sach and regarded him circumspectly. Again, he shrugged. “I wanted to get an account of how you got involved in the Canal murders… It appears the small mess of teeny marks on Quist’s chest were made with a similar implement to the one used on the four bodies.”

* * *

Hammill left fifteen minutes later with Sach on his heels. Nothing else of note had been revealed or shared, but the two gents now knew as much as we did about GRP and the murders. Yes, our new friend had indeed offered to assist, but we’d not yet taken him up on the offer. There’d been no need to.

“You think GRP will call soon?” Linda asked wearily as we climbed the winding stairwell leading to the bedrooms. Hers was in the northeast corner, mine the southwest, and Rey’s on the east side, between two mid-size unadorned and unfurnished guestrooms.

“Bet on it,” Rey murmured, rubbing her eyes. “What’s that dude’s ‘game’, you think?”

“Perverse fun,” I muttered, opening the door to my room.

“Perverse something,” Linda grumbled. “Night, ladies—crap.”

She’d stopped so suddenly, Rey smacked into her.

“Take a look.” Raising a toned arm, she pointed.

Attached to the exterior of the tall arched hallway window was a satiny black rose fastened with thick, clear industrial tape. A one-word question had been scrawled with a substance that looked suspiciously like dried blood: howzit?

Beneath the word, in the same substance: a happy face.

CHAPTERFOUR

“So much for an early night,” Linda grumbled, waving farewell to Ald and Sallo.

The two detectives had arrived fifteen minutes after we’d called Ald to tell him about the rose and message. Both men had been wearing 50s-style polyester black-and-red bowling shirts. Funny, who’d have guessed either HPD homicide detective was a bowler? As Rey would say, ya truly do learn something new every day.

Pets on our heels, it was fifteen minutes after midnight when we finally locked up and trooped upstairs.

Leaning into the far wall, Linda frowned and appeared pensive. “GRP’s becoming close and personal. I wonder whose blood he used.”

I parked my butt on the edge of Rey’s queen-size upholstered storage bed and wearily said, “I suspect we’ll learn soon enough.”

“Do you think they’ll find anything incriminating?”

“That dude won’t have left any evidence or DNA,” Rey responded, removing a folded oversized T-shirt from one of two marquetry-motif nightstands. She started undressing. “Guess we can open an official case file, starting with the photos we took earlier.”

“And the details Ald said he’d provide tomorrow,” Linda added.

“Limited details,” I emphasized. “He’s not going to share all.”

“There should be enough for us to begin some serious private-eyeing.”

“Think we should get a security system, like Hives suggested?” my cousin asked, tossing a crimson lace bra across the room. It landed at the base of an “awesome mega-sale piece”, a variegated solid-marble and brushed-brass floor mirror.

“Given our line of work, yes.” I flopped back and stared at a ceiling in dire need of paint. Bonzo landed beside me, his face—whiskers twitching wildly—inches from mine. “Let’s do it first thing.”

Linda glanced at her ice-pink Coach watch. “I’m bed-bound. Nighty-night ladies.”

“Who can sleep?” Rey asked drily, slipping the T-shirt advertising a local rib joint over her head.

“Count sheep.”

“More like corpses,” she said with a cynical smile.

Standing, I waved goodnight and tread to my room where I found Button already on the bed. With a pat to her head, I slipped into a V-back chemise and pulled aside the covers. An abrupt twinge—gut instinct—impelled me to check the agency website. The laptop, conveniently perched on a recently purchased diamond-patterned nightstand (Rey’s “sales bug” had proven contagious), found its way onto my lap.

Sure enough, a message from GRP had arrived in the Inbox.

Need help with house renos? Climbing ladders is no big deal and I’m pretty good with tools as you’ve with seen my etching work. Let me know and I’ll pop by. Your new playmate. GrimReaperPeeper. Or, as you’ve so fondly dubbed me, GRP.

I drew a deep breath and gazed around the dim bedroom. Obviously, GRP was watching. It appeared he was listening, too.

* * *

“Thanks for the update. We’ll have the email checked out and have someone drop by to sweep the place in the morning,” Ald promised and disconnected.

He sounded as tired as I felt. And yet I wasn’t certain I’d be able to sleep. Wondering if Rey and Linda were feeling the same, I slipped into the hallway. Sure enough, diffused light emanated from the partially open door leading to Linda’s room.

I found both wrapped in short fuzzy robes, seated on the velvet-seat bench while Piggaletto and Bonzo lay snug as two bugs on the porker’s small designer sofa. Sweet-smelling hot cocoa wafted across the room.

“No invite?” I pouted playfully. “What’s wrong with me?”

Linda smiled. “I heard you on the phone and figured you were talking to one of the two men in your life.”

I dropped onto the edge of the double bed. “You mean Adwin or Cash, aka Richie-slash-Ricky J?”

“We didn’t want to bother you,” Rey said cheerily. “We were just shooting the shit. Didn’t think there’d be much point in having you waste time with us.”

“It’d be better than tossing and turning, and,” I leaned forward and whispered, “wondering if GRP’s listening.”

Both pairs of eyes opened wide.

Quietly, I told them about the email.

Instinctively, they gazed around the room.

“Crap.” Rey.

“Dang.” Linda.

I hopped to my feet. “A security system’s on the shopping list for tomorrow morning. No ifs or buts.”

“And the firing range tomorrow afternoon,” Rey added.

“Since when do you want to shoot a gun?” I asked with a dry smile.

“Since I suspect this case is going to be insaner than the last three.”

* * *

Mulberry wisps spiraled through a grapefruit-pink sky while a pleasant breeze countered what might have proven an oppressive heat. Sunset wasn’t far off.

The three of us were seated on a picnic bench in Le'ahi Beach Park, about to indulge in a Korean barbecue feast we’d just picked up. The small park had recently become one of our favorites. Even if it had no easy ocean access (fine for Rey and me, who didn’t like the water thatmuch) and a very small sandy beach area, it was quiet and had a lovely view.

Linda sighed appreciatively as she scanned the expanse. “Too bad Faith had to work today.”

I concurred and opened a can of black-cherry soda.

“We did good today,” Rey commented with a contented smile and started sipping a volcano-sized mango bubble tea.

“Security system bought. Installation of rear and front cameras tomorrow.” Linda stretched toned legs along the bench. “Shooting practice completed. You did pretty decent, Rey.”

“Yeah, I managed to shoot the target every time.” She laughed. “You, Cousin Jilly, need glasses or tons more practice.”

“Hey, I got the target—”

“In the balls when you were aiming for the side and in the neck when you were aiming for the heart, and—”

“We don’t need a replay,” I declared drily.

“Too bad Ald’s folks didn’t find a bug,” Linda said with a wry smile, digging into a big bowl of Bibimbap.

“I’m guessing GRP removed it when he stopped by with the rose.”

Rey regarded me intently. “That’s so creepy that the guy actually got into the house. How, though? They didn’t find anything out of the norm. No picked locks or anything.”

I selected a long sliver of soy-glazed fried tofu. “He could have snuck in while we were on the lanai or in the kitchen. I often leave my bedroom window open when we’re at home or at the agency; so do you two.”

“Not anymore,” Linda declared. “Not without us being there and vigilant.”