Some Christmas Stories
Some Christmas Stories A CHRISTMAS TREE.[1850]WHAT CHRISTMAS IS AS WE GROW OLDER.[1851]THE POOR RELATION’S STORY.[1852]THE CHILD’S STORY.[1852]THE SCHOOLBOY’S STORY.[1853]NOBODY’S STORYCopyright
Some Christmas Stories
Charles Dickens
A CHRISTMAS TREE.[1850]
I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of
children assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas
Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a great round
table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly
lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled
and glittered with bright objects. There were rosy-cheeked
dolls, hiding behind the green leaves; and there were real watches
(with movable hands, at least, and an endless capacity of being
wound up) dangling from innumerable twigs; there were
French-polished tables, chairs, bedsteads, wardrobes, eight-day
clocks, and various other articles of domestic furniture
(wonderfully made, in tin, at Wolverhampton), perched among the
boughs, as if in preparation for some fairy housekeeping; there
were jolly, broad-faced little men, much more agreeable in
appearance than many real men—and no wonder, for their heads took
off, and showed them to be full of sugar-plums; there were fiddles
and drums; there were tambourines, books, work-boxes, paint-boxes,
sweetmeat-boxes, peep-show boxes, and all kinds of boxes; there
were trinkets for the elder girls, far brighter than any grown-up
gold and jewels; there were baskets and pincushions in all devices;
there were guns, swords, and banners; there were witches standing
in enchanted rings of pasteboard, to tell fortunes; there were
teetotums, humming-tops, needle-cases, pen-wipers,
smelling-bottles, conversation-cards, bouquet-holders; real fruit,
made artificially dazzling with gold leaf; imitation apples, pears,
and walnuts, crammed with surprises; in short, as a pretty child,
before me, delightedly whispered to another pretty child, her bosom
friend, “There was everything, and more.” This motley
collection of odd objects, clustering on the tree like magic fruit,
and flashing back the bright looks directed towards it from every
side—some of the diamond-eyes admiring it were hardly on a level
with the table, and a few were languishing in timid wonder on the
bosoms of pretty mothers, aunts, and nurses—made a lively
realisation of the fancies of childhood; and set me thinking how
all the trees that grow and all the things that come into existence
on the earth, have their wild adornments at that well-remembered
time.Being now at home again, and alone, the only person in the
house awake, my thoughts are drawn back, by a fascination which I
do not care to resist, to my own childhood. I begin to
consider, what do we all remember best upon the branches of the
Christmas Tree of our own young Christmas days, by which we climbed
to real life.Straight, in the middle of the room, cramped in the freedom
of its growth by no encircling walls or soon-reached ceiling, a
shadowy tree arises; and, looking up into the dreamy brightness of
its top—for I observe in this tree the singular property that it
appears to grow downward towards the earth—I look into my youngest
Christmas recollections!All toys at first, I find. Up yonder, among the green
holly and red berries, is the Tumbler with his hands in his
pockets, who wouldn’t lie down, but whenever he was put upon the
floor, persisted in rolling his fat body about, until he rolled
himself still, and brought those lobster eyes of his to bear upon
me—when I affected to laugh very much, but in my heart of hearts
was extremely doubtful of him. Close beside him is that
infernal snuff-box, out of which there sprang a demoniacal
Counsellor in a black gown, with an obnoxious head of hair, and a
red cloth mouth, wide open, who was not to be endured on any terms,
but could not be put away either; for he used suddenly, in a highly
magnified state, to fly out of Mammoth Snuff-boxes in dreams, when
least expected. Nor is the frog with cobbler’s wax on his
tail, far off; for there was no knowing where he wouldn’t jump; and
when he flew over the candle, and came upon one’s hand with that
spotted back—red on a green ground—he was horrible. The
cardboard lady in a blue-silk skirt, who was stood up against the
candlestick to dance, and whom I see on the same branch, was
milder, and was beautiful; but I can’t say as much for the larger
cardboard man, who used to be hung against the wall and pulled by a
string; there was a sinister expression in that nose of his; and
when he got his legs round his neck (which he very often did), he
was ghastly, and not a creature to be alone with.When did that dreadful Mask first look at me? Who put
it on, and why was I so frightened that the sight of it is an era
in my life? It is not a hideous visage in itself; it is even
meant to be droll, why then were its stolid features so
intolerable? Surely not because it hid the wearer’s
face. An apron would have done as much; and though I should
have preferred even the apron away, it would not have been
absolutely insupportable, like the mask. Was it the
immovability of the mask? The doll’s face was immovable, but
I was not afraid ofher.
Perhaps that fixed and set change coming over a real face, infused
into my quickened heart some remote suggestion and dread of the
universal change that is to come on every face, and make it
still? Nothing reconciled me to it. No drummers, from
whom proceeded a melancholy chirping on the turning of a handle; no
regiment of soldiers, with a mute band, taken out of a box, and
fitted, one by one, upon a stiff and lazy little set of lazy-tongs;
no old woman, made of wires and a brown-paper composition, cutting
up a pie for two small children; could give me a permanent comfort,
for a long time. Nor was it any satisfaction to be shown the
Mask, and see that it was made of paper, or to have it locked up
and be assured that no one wore it. The mere recollection of
that fixed face, the mere knowledge of its existence anywhere, was
sufficient to awake me in the night all perspiration and horror,
with, “O I know it’s coming! O the mask!”I never wondered what the dear old donkey with the
panniers—there he is! was made of, then! His hide was real to
the touch, I recollect. And the great black horse with the
round red spots all over him—the horse that I could even get upon—I
never wondered what had brought him to that strange condition, or
thought that such a horse was not commonly seen at Newmarket.
The four horses of no colour, next to him, that went into the
waggon of cheeses, and could be taken out and stabled under the
piano, appear to have bits of fur-tippet for their tails, and other
bits for their manes, and to stand on pegs instead of legs, but it
was not so when they were brought home for a Christmas
present. They were all right, then; neither was their harness
unceremoniously nailed into their chests, as appears to be the case
now. The tinkling works of the music-cart, Ididfind out, to be made of quill
tooth-picks and wire; and I always thought that little tumbler in
his shirt sleeves, perpetually swarming up one side of a wooden
frame, and coming down, head foremost, on the other, rather a
weak-minded person—though good-natured; but the Jacob’s Ladder,
next him, made of little squares of red wood, that went flapping
and clattering over one another, each developing a different
picture, and the whole enlivened by small bells, was a mighty
marvel and a great delight.Ah! The Doll’s house!—of which I was not proprietor,
but where I visited. I don’t admire the Houses of Parliament
half so much as that stone-fronted mansion with real glass windows,
and door-steps, and a real balcony—greener than I ever see now,
except at watering places; and even they afford but a poor
imitation. And though itdidopen all at once, the entire house-front (which was a blow, I
admit, as cancelling the fiction of a staircase), it was but to
shut it up again, and I could believe. Even open, there were
three distinct rooms in it: a sitting-room and bed-room, elegantly
furnished, and best of all, a kitchen, with uncommonly soft
fire-irons, a plentiful assortment of diminutive utensils—oh, the
warming-pan!—and a tin man-cook in profile, who was always going to
fry two fish. What Barmecide justice have I done to the noble
feasts wherein the set of wooden platters figured, each with its
own peculiar delicacy, as a ham or turkey, glued tight on to it,
and garnished with something green, which I recollect as
moss! Could all the Temperance Societies of these later days,
united, give me such a tea-drinking as I have had through the means
of yonder little set of blue crockery, which really would hold
liquid (it ran out of the small wooden cask, I recollect, and
tasted of matches), and which made tea, nectar. And if the
two legs of the ineffectual little sugar-tongs did tumble over one
another, and want purpose, like Punch’s hands, what does it
matter? And if I did once shriek out, as a poisoned child,
and strike the fashionable company with consternation, by reason of
having drunk a little teaspoon, inadvertently dissolved in too hot
tea, I was never the worse for it, except by a powder!Upon the next branches of the tree, lower down, hard by the
green roller and miniature gardening-tools, how thick the books
begin to hang. Thin books, in themselves, at first, but many
of them, and with deliciously smooth covers of bright red or
green. What fat black letters to begin with! “A was an
archer, and shot at a frog.” Of course he was. He was
an apple-pie also, and there he is! He was a good many things
in his time, was A, and so were most of his friends, except X, who
had so little versatility, that I never knew him to get beyond
Xerxes or Xantippe—like Y, who was always confined to a Yacht or a
Yew Tree; and Z condemned for ever to be a Zebra or a Zany.
But, now, the very tree itself changes, and becomes a
bean-stalk—the marvellous bean-stalk up which Jack climbed to the
Giant’s house! And now, those dreadfully interesting,
double-headed giants, with their clubs over their shoulders, begin
to stride along the boughs in a perfect throng, dragging knights
and ladies home for dinner by the hair of their heads. And
Jack—how noble, with his sword of sharpness, and his shoes of
swiftness! Again those old meditations come upon me as I gaze
up at him; and I debate within myself whether there was more than
one Jack (which I am loth to believe possible), or only one genuine
original admirable Jack, who achieved all the recorded
exploits.Good for Christmas-time is the ruddy colour of the cloak, in
which—the tree making a forest of itself for her to trip through,
with her basket—Little Red Riding-Hood comes to me one Christmas
Eve to give me information of the cruelty and treachery of that
dissembling Wolf who ate her grandmother, without making any
impression on his appetite, and then ate her, after making that
ferocious joke about his teeth. She was my first love.
I felt that if I could have married Little Red Riding-Hood, I
should have known perfect bliss. But, it was not to be; and
there was nothing for it but to look out the Wolf in the Noah’s Ark
there, and put him late in the procession on the table, as a
monster who was to be degraded. O the wonderful Noah’s
Ark! It was not found seaworthy when put in a washing-tub,
and the animals were crammed in at the roof, and needed to have
their legs well shaken down before they could be got in, even
there—and then, ten to one but they began to tumble out at the
door, which was but imperfectly fastened with a wire latch—but what
wasthatagainst it!
Consider the noble fly, a size or two smaller than the elephant:
the lady-bird, the butterfly—all triumphs of art! Consider
the goose, whose feet were so small, and whose balance was so
indifferent, that he usually tumbled forward, and knocked down all
the animal creation. Consider Noah and his family, like
idiotic tobacco-stoppers; and how the leopard stuck to warm little
fingers; and how the tails of the larger animals used gradually to
resolve themselves into frayed bits of string!