Sweeney Todd
Sweeney ToddCHAPTER I.CHAPTER II.CHAPTER III.CHAPTER IV.CHAPTER V.CHAPTER VI.CHAPTER VII.CHAPTER VIII.CHAPTER IX.CHAPTER X.CHAPTER XI.CHAPTER XII.CHAPTER XIII.Copyright
Sweeney Todd
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CHAPTER I.
HARK! twelve o'clock is proclaimed by old St. Dunstan's
church, and scarcely have the sounds done echoing throughout the
neighbourhood, and scarce has the clock of Lincoln's Inn done
chiming in its announcement of the same hour when Bell-yard, Temple
Bar, becomes a scene of commotion.What a scampering of feet is there, what a laughing and
talking, what a jostling to be first; and what an immense number of
manoeuvres are resorted to by some of the strong to distance
others!And mostly from Lincoln's Inn come these persons, young and
old, but most certainly a majority of the former, although from
neighbouring legal establishments likewise there came not a few;
the Temple contributes its numbers, and from the more distant
Gray's Inn came a goodly lot.Is it a fire? is it a fight? or anything else sufficiently
alarming or extraordinary, to excite the junior members of the
legal profession to such a species of madness? No, it is none of
these, nor is there a fat cause to be run for, which in the hands
of some clever practitioner might become a vested interest. No, the
enjoyment is purely one of a physical character, and all the pacing
and racing--all this turmoil and trouble--all this pushing,
jostling, laughing, and shouting, is to see who will get first at
Mrs. Lovett's pie shop.Yes, on the left hand side of Bell-yard, going down from
Carey-street was, at the time we write of, one of the most
celebrated shops for the sale of veal and pork pies that ever
London produced. High and low, rich and poor, resorted to it; its
fame had spread far and wide; it was because the first batch of
these pies came up at twelve o'clock that there was such a rush of
the legal profession to obtain them.Their fame had spread to great distances. Oh--those delicious
pies! there was about them a flavour never surpassed, and rarely
equalled; the paste was of the most delicate construction, and
impregnated with the aroma of a delicious gravy that defies
description; the fat and the lean so artistically mixed
up.The counter in Lovett's shop was in the shape of a horse
shoe, and it was the custom of the young bloods from the Temple and
Lincoln's Inn to sit in a row at its edge, while, they partook of
the pies, and chatted gaily about one thing and
another.There was a Mistress Lovett; but possibly our reader guessed
as much, for what but a female hand, and that female buxom, young,
and good-looking, could have ventured upon the production of those
pies. Yes, Mrs. Lovett was all that; and every enamoured young
scion of the law, as he devoured his pie, pleased himself with the
idea that the charming Miss Lovett had made that pie especially for
him, and that fate or predestination had placed it in his
hands.And it was astonishing to see with what impartiality and with
what tact the fair pastrycook bestowed her smiles upon her
admirers, so that none could say he was neglected, while it was
extremely difficult for any one to say he was
preferred.This was pleasant, but at the same time it was provoking to
all except Mrs. Lovett, in whose favour it got up a kind of
excitement that paid extraordinarily well, because some of the
young fellows thought that he who consumed the most pies, would be
in the most likely, way to receive the greatest number of smiles
from the lady.Acting upon this supposition, some of her more enthusiastic
admirers, went on consuming the pies until they were almost ready
to burst. But there were others again, of a more philosophic turn
of mind, who went for the pies only, and did not care one jot for
Mrs. Lovett.These declare that her smile was cold and uncomfortable--that
it was upon her lips, but had no place in her heart--that it was
the set smile of a ballet-dancer, which is about one of the most
unmirthful things in existence.Then there were some who went even beyond this, and while
they admitted the excellence of the pies, and went every day to
partake of them, swore that Mrs. Lovett had quite a sinister
aspect, and that they could see what a merely superficial affair
her blandishments were, and that there was "A lurking devil in her
eye," that, if once roused, would be capable of achieving some
serious things, and might not be so easily quelled
again.By five minutes past twelve Mrs. Lovett's counter was full,
and the savoury steam of the hot pies went out in fragrant clouds
into Bellyard, being sniffed up by many a poor wretch passing
by."Why, Tobias Ragg," said a young man, with his mouth full of
pie, "where have you been since you left Mr. Show's in
Paper-buildings? I haven't seen you for some days.""No,"--said Tobias, "I have gone into another line; instead
of being a lawyer and helping to shave the clients I am going to
shave the lawyers. A penny pork, if you please, Mrs. Lovett. Ah!
who would go without who could get pies like these?--eh, Master
Clift?""Well, they are good; of course we know that, Tobias. So you
are going to be a barber?""Yes, I am with Sweeney Todd, the barber of Fleet-street,
opposite St. Dunstan's.""The deuce you are! Well, I am going to a party tonight. I
must be dressed and shaved. I'll patronise your master." Tobias put
his mouth close to the ear of the young lawyer and whispered the
one word---"Don't." Tobias placed his fingers to his lips and left,
and was about to enter his master's shop when he thought he heard
from within a strange, shrieking sort of sound. On the impulse of
the moment he recoiled a step or two and then, from some other
impulse, he dashed forward at once, and entered the
shop.The first object that presented itself to his attention,
lying upon a side table, was a hat with a handsome gold-headed
walking-cane lying across it.The arm-chair in which customers usually sat to be shaved was
vacant, and Sweeney Todd's face was just projected into the shop
from the back Parlour, and wearing a most singular and hideous
expression."Well, Tobias," he said as he advanced, rubbing his great
hands together, "well, Tobias! so you could not resist the
pie-shop?""How does he know?" thought Tobias. "Yes, sir, I have been to
the pie-shop, but I didn't stay a minute.""Hark ye, Tobias! theonly thing I can excuse in the way of
delay upon an errand is for you to get one of Mrs. Lovett's pies;
that I look over, so think no more about it. Are they not
delicious, Tobias?""Yes, sir, they are; but some gentleman seems to have left
his hat and stick.""Yes," said Sweeney Todd, "he has;" and lifting the stick he
struck Tobias a blow with it that felled him to the ground. "Lesson
the second to Tobias Ragg, which teaches him to make no remarks
about what does not concern him. You may think what you like,
Tobias Ragg, but you shall say only what I like.""I won't endure it," cried the boy; "I won't be knocked about
in this way, I tell you, Sweeney Todd, I won't.""You won't? Have you forgotten your mother?""You say you have power over my mother; but I don't know what
it is, and I cannot and will not believe it; I'll leave you, and
come of it what may, I'll go to sea or anywhere rather than stay in
such a place as this.""Oh, you will, will you? Then, Tobias, you and I must come to
some explanation. I'll tell you what power I have over your mother,
and then perhaps you will be satisfied. Last winter, when the frost
had continued 18 weeks, and you and your mother were starving, she
was employed to clean out the chambers of a Mr. King, in the
Temple, a cold-hearted, severe man who never forgave anything in
all his life, and never will.""I remember," said Tobias; "We were starving, and owed a
whole guinea for rent; but mother borrowed it and paid it, and
after that got a situation where she now is.""Ah, you think so. The rent was paid; but, Tobias, my boy, a
word in your ear--she took a silver candlestick from Mr. King's
chambers to pay it. I know it. I can prove it. Think of that,
Tobias, and be discreet.""Have mercy upon us," said the boy; "they would take her
life!""Her life!" screamed Sweeney Todd; "aye, to be sure they
would; they would hang her---hang her, I say; and now mind, if you
force me by any conduct of your own to mention this thing, you are
your mother's executioner. I had better go and be deputy hangman at
once, and turn her off.""Horrible, horrible!""Oh, you don't like that? Indeed, that don't suit, you. Be
discreet then, and you have nothing to fear. Do not force me to do
that which will be as complete as it is terrific.""I will say nothing--I will think nothing.""'Tis well! Now go and put that hat and stick in yonder
cupboard. I shall be absent for a short time; and if any one comes,
tell them I am out and shall not return for an hour or perhaps
longer, and mind you take care of the shop."
CHAPTER II.
At the same hour that the above scene I was taking place, a
tall, gentlemanly-looking man, accompanied by an immense
Newfoundland dog, might be seen wending his way down Fleet--street.
Suddenly he stopped in front of a barber's shop, and after a word
or two to his dog, which quietly seated itself outside, he entered.
Now Lieutenant Thornhill, for such was the gentleman's name, was a
brave man; but, brave as he was, a slight feeling of uneasiness
crept over him as he gazed upon the face of Sweeney Todd, the
barber, who, with upraised hand, appeared in the act of striking a
boy who was crouched in the corner. The ferocious look of Sweeney
Todd at that moment was indeed appalling, but it was instantly
changed into a smile on perceiving the stranger.
"Shaved, sir. Yes, sir. Excuse me, sir. I was endeavouring to
impress upon this boy how much better it would be for his future
welfare if he were to take pattern by me, and devote his few spare
hours in reading the Bible. Take a seat, sir?"
Thornhill seated himself in a large armchair, Todd stropping
his razor, and darting his serpent like orbs on his
customer.
"One minute, sir;" said Todd, with a bland smile. "You appear
to be somewhat bronzed. From abroad sir?"
"Yes. I have just arrived from India. By-the-bye, can you
inform me where a person named Oakley, a spectacle maker, resides?
it is somewhere in this neighbourhood. I have a small packet which
has been intrusted [sic] to me to deliver to one of the
family."
Todd's eyes sparkled.
"Sir, you could not have asked a better person than myself. I
do know where Oakley lives; it is in Fore-street, a little shop
with two windows." Then turning to the boy, he said:
"Dear me, Tobias, I really had forgotten you. Here, dear boy,
take twopence, go to Mrs. Lovett's and buy two of those nice pies
for yourself. Don't hurry. Say half-an-hour." The boy timidly
withdrew.
Thornhill mildly reminded Sweeney Todd that he wished to be
shaved.
"Certainly, sir. Polish you off in no time. But, as your
beard is so strong, I'll just step into the next room for another
razor."
He did so. A slight, creaking sound was heard--
The chair was vacant.
Thornhill had disappeared.
Then followed a loud barking and scratching at the door.
Todd, with ghastly face, peered over the shop-blind, and,
perceiving the dog, seized a stout cudgel, with the intention of
inflicting summary vengeance; and opening the door for that purpose
he was instantly capsized by the noble animal, who bounded into the
shop.
The dog, after sniffing in every hole and corner, set up a
dismal howl. Todd, who had in the meantime fastened himself in his
room, staggered back in terror as he saw the dog seize Thornhill's
hat and rush out with it into the street.
CHAPTER III.
The earliest dawn of morning was glistening on the masts, the
cordage, and sails of a fleet of vessels lying below
Sheerness.
Over the taffrail of one, in particular, a large-sized
merchantman, which had been trading in the Indian seas, two men
were leaning. One of them was the captain of the vessel, and the
other a passenger, Colonel Jeffery, who intended leaving that
morning. They were engaged in earnest conversation, and the
captain, as he shaded his eyes with his hand, and looked along the
surface of the river, said, in reply to some observation of his
companion:
"I'll order my boat the moment Lieutenant Thornhill comes on
board. I call him lieutenant, although I have no right to do so,
because he has held that rank in the King's service, but when
young, was cashiered for fighting a duel with his superior
officer."
"The service has lost a good officer," said the other.
"It has, indeed. I [illegible] what keeps him. He went last
night, and said he would pull up to the Temple stairs, because he
wanted to call on somebody by the waterside; and after that he was
going to the City to transact some business of his own, and that
would have brought him nearer here, you see."
"He's coming," said the other.
"What makes you think that?"
"Because I see his dog. There, don't you see, swimming in the
water towards the ship."
"I cannot imagine--I can see the dog, certainly--but I can't
see Thornhill; nor is there any boat at hand. I know not what to
make of it. Do you know, my mind misgives me that something has
happened amiss. The dog seems exhausted."
Then addressing the crew, he shouted:
"Lend a hand there to Mr. Thornhill's dog, some of you." And
in a suppressed voice he said to his companion:
"Why, it's a hat he has in his mouth!"
The dog made towards the vessel; and as with the assistance
of the seamen he reached the deck, he sank down upon it in a state
of exhaustion, with the hat still in his grasp.
As the animal lay, panting, upon the deck, the sailors looked
at each other in amazement, and there was but one opinion among
them all now, and that was that something very serious had
unquestionably happened to Mr. Thornhill.
"I dread," said the captain, "an explanation of this
occurrence. What on earth can it mean? That's Thornhill's hat, and
here in Hector. Give the dog some meat and drink directly--he seems
thoroughly exhausted."
The dog ate sparingly of some food that was put before him;
and then, seizing the hat again in his mouth, he stood by the side
of the ship and howled piteously; then he put down the hat for a
moment, and, walking, up to the captain, he pulled him by the skirt
of his coat.