Blonde Jokes E-Book

Jeo King

• Herausgeber: MARINE PUBLISHING
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

Seitenzahl: 29

Beschreibung

Blonde Jokes
One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
Have fun and laugh!

Das E-Book Blonde Jokes wird angeboten von MARINE PUBLISHING und wurde mit folgenden Begriffen kategorisiert:
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Jeo King

Blonde Jokes

ISBN: 978-1-365-04405-2

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Table of contents

Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

BLONDE JOKES

Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

Jokes Series

Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

Published by Leo King

Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

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BLONDE JOKES

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Donovan

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"

Brunette: "I don’t know."

Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Anonymous

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Anonymous

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

Donovan

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

TheLaughFactory

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

laurieleebrown

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

standbyme23

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

katmaxeykim