Insult Jokes E-Book

Jeo King

• Herausgeber: MARINE PUBLISHING
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

Seitenzahl: 14

Beschreibung

Insult Jokes
One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
Have fun and laugh!

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Leseprobe

Jeo King

Insult Jokes

ISBN: 978-1-365-04397-0

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Table of contents

Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

INSULT JOKES

Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

Jokes Series

Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

Published by Leo King

Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

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INSULT JOKES

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Anonymous

Roses are red.

Your blood is too.

You look like a monkey

And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry,

I'll be there too.

Not in the cage,

But laughing at you.

Anonymous

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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