Fangirling Over You E-Book

C.M. Kars

• Herausgeber: WS
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Serie: The Fangirl Chronicles
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 282

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2022

Beschreibung

A fangirl's heart is caught between the man of her dreams...and the actor who plays him.

Aria Larsen compares every guy she's ever met with the fictional character that's stolen her heart. When she gets the opportunity to meet the actor who plays him in real life, she can't help but feel disappointed, especially knowing that Ayden Stone finds part of the fandom…distasteful. Never in her wildest imagination did Aria expect the one and only Ayden Stone to be interested in her, and even though he looks like the man of her dreams, Ayden's nothing at all like the character he plays.

When Ayden turns out to be actually interested in her, Aria's at a loss. What is she supposed to do with a living, breathing man with real flaws and real expectations of his own? Especially when he's absolutely nothing like the character she's fallen in love with.

Can Aria's fangirl heart take a chance on someone who can actually love her back?

Leseprobe

OTHER WORKS BY C.M. KARS

The Never Been Series

Never Been Kissed

Never Been Nerdy

Never Been Loved

Never Been Under the Mistletoe

Never Been Boxed Set

Sera & Hunter: A never been collection

The Fangirl Chronicles

Fangirling Over You

To All the Footballers I Loved Before

Bias Wrecked

Pucked Romance

Never Say Never

The Fangirl Chronicles Boxed Set

The Cuffing Season Series

Get Cuffed

Cuffing and Turkey Stuffing

Cuffing and Tree Trimming

Cuffing New Year’s Resolutions Cuffing and Loving

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AUTHOR’S NOTE

This book is dedicated to every fangirl and fanboy out there.

Whatever you fangirl/boy over - I understand.

Really, I do.

This one’s for you.

I watched a documentary a while ago, aptly named “Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope”, of the San Diego Comic-Con International. It followed a few different subjects, and then had snippets of interviews from some people from Hollywood. There’s even a tiny little segment about nerds, fangirls and fanboys, who found their significant others at the con itself.

The idea for this story had been percolating in my head for a while, and then when I found out that the actor Mark Sheppard (he played Crowley on Supernatural) actually met his wife, a fan of the show, at a convention — well, then…the idea of a fangirl finding love with the man of her dreams at the convention practically demanded to be written.

BOOM – Fangirling Over You was born, and the rest of The Fangirl Chronicles followed soon after.

I also put a lot of Easter eggs in here, so if you see any references and want to know more about them, don’t hesitate to contact me on my socials!

Happy reading,

C.M. Kars

Fangirling Over You

Book One, The Fangirl Chronicles

by C.M. Kars

Copyright © 2021 C.M. Kars

All rights reserved.

This book or parts thereof may not be reproduced in any form, stored in any retrieval system, or transmitted in any form by any means—electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or otherwise—without prior written permission of the publisher, except as provided by United States of America copyright law.

Cover design by Indigo Chick Designs

Editing by Aquila Editing

V 1.0 PUBLISHDRIVE 2022/02/09

ISBN (ebook) 978-1-990603-00-6

ISBN (paperback) 978-1-990603-01-3

Contents

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN

ELEVEN

TWELVE

THIRTEEN

TO ALL THE FOOTBALLERS I LOVED BEFORE

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

‘Show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy.’ - F. Scott Fitzgerald

ONE

Mid-July…

Not just anybody can meet the man of their dreams, but there he will be in a just a few minutes, a few mere steps away from me—like, ten tops—and will probably be mobbed by a bunch of other girls.

Not just any girls, either, but fangirls—just like me.

I fidget in my place waiting in line, a whole bunch of people away from him, and my heart starts doing the whole song and dance of trying to trick me into thinking I’ve just sprinted up a flight of stairs for some kind of actual emergency, instead of waiting in line, fidgeting from foot to foot.

The expanse of the convention hall has me looking around, surrounded by people—some dressed in elaborate cosplay of characters I don’t know, some I do, conversations going on around me, a geek symphony, bringing it all home that I’m here. I made it here to see him, and this is all I’ve ever wanted.

And yeah, it sucks going it alone because I’ve basically said goodbye to my best friends, Maddie and Raleigh, the two of them going off to do their own thing in different parts of the world, and they couldn’t come with me.

Nope, Raleigh’s in Seoul, getting ready for the school year, and Maddie’s playing exhibition games for the Women’s Prime League in London, ready to shoot off to superstardom.

Not that they totally get or understand my undying devotion to my favourite show and its characters, and while it has bummed me out for most of the day that I’m all by my lonesome, excitement has taken over.

I’m here at the world’s biggest comic-con, minutes away from getting to take a photo with the fictional love of my life, Chrisander Gage, otherwise known to the real world and his fans as the actor Ayden Stone.

I shift my weight from side to side, rocking from hip to hip in a weird kind of dance, my heart tripping up, and I think I have that crazed kind of smile on my face that just sort of happens right before I get really excited about all the things about my favourite show, Leviathan, and one of its leading men. I’m smiling so much my cheeks are hurting, and there’s a serious danger of my face getting stuck that way.

Here in line, waiting and waiting, I can ignore the hunger pangs and hope against hope that we start moving soon and actually get to taking the pictures we all signed up and paid for—I don’t want to be furiously hungry when I meet the fictional love of my life. I need to focus, to pay attention since I’m only going to have his time and attention for nothing more than a fleeting moment, and I have to make it count so that it can be forever memorialized in the form of an actual print photo.

I fish into my purse for the seventh time to get my compact out and make sure that a zit hasn’t sprouted in the five minutes since I checked my face last, but there’s nothing I can do about the excited look in my eyes, the flush to my cheeks.

Excited yells snake down the line, a game of broken telephone between strangers as the message comes across—he’s here and we’re going to start as soon as we can.

Excitement grows and expands in my chest, fluttering up to my throat, and I struggle in putting my compact away, my movements all jittery. I force myself to take a deep, deep breath through my nose, ignoring the mammoth butterflies that have made their home in my stomach, their giant wings fluttering along my insides, reminding me that I am here, and he is just going to be right over there, and I’m finally going to get to meet him, stand next to him, maybe even hold his hand in a handshake and take a picture—finally.

The fangirl dreams of fangirl dreams. It’s happening.

And it’s him.

It’s not just that Chrisander Gage is everything a man should be—like Captain Steve Rogers for the sci-fi small-screen community, and his character isn’t so well known as to be blowing up all kinds of box office records around the world. Chrisander’s strong without being an asshole, he totally admits when he’s wrong and works to fix the problem instead of lamenting the whole fact of how he’s been wronged and just generally mansplains about his “feelings” that are never actual feelings just entitlement. He’ll make sacrifices for those he loves, and he’s so stubborn in what he believes is right, which doesn’t make him automatically right, and to make it even worse, he’s handsome as hell. The writers for this show have created the perfect man—my dream man—and he’s entirely fictional.

It’s the worst fangirl problem to have and really, the world isn’t fair.

The actor who plays the character, Ayden Stone, is just as beautiful as the character he plays—black hair, bronzed skin and gunmetal-gray eyes, and the longest eyelashes I’ve ever seen on a guy.

I’m interested to find out what Ayden Stone will be wearing today since Chrisander is always dressed in distressed jeans, the kind that have been shown some lovin’ for many years (a remnant of his past on Earth), a plain T-shirt with suspenders hanging low, and the best kind of scuffed boots that make my heart palpitate just thinking about him riding a motorbike in them. Will Ayden Stone be dressed up like himself or his character?

I’m not stupid; I know Ayden Stone and Chrisander Gage are two very different people despite the fact that they share the same body, the same face, and I know absolutely who my heart belongs to, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity of coming here, where it’s so hot, too hot, and there’s a ton of people I don’t know, and I was rethinking the whole thing of me going to the con by myself, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I know I will cherish this moment forever.

If only the line could, like, maybe start moving?

A couple of girls—about high school age maybe, but I’m notoriously bad at guessing people’s ages—in front of me are fangirling hard. They’re clutching the graphic novels to their chests that had been specifically produced for this event and are bouncing up and down in their cosplay of one of the love interests in the show—Amy Eames, the co-captain of the ship Leviathan. Her character wears a stiff uniform in navy blue, decorated with dull medals that mean something to the military faction she’s a part of as the ship sails through space, wanting to escape her past on Earth and the military background that she was raised with.

Yeah, she’s a badass character, but I’m not a Chrisamy shipper. Like, they have chemistry, but it’s baseline, the kind of chemistry you’d have with a friend you met through work or high school and never really talk to about all the crap that’s going on in your life, not the kind of person you’d ask for advice and actually use.

The noise in here gets impossibly louder, more shouts and yells of excitement, and if I crane my head and go on my tiptoes, I can see through the floor-to-ceiling-length windows between the gaps that people make as they slide past one another in this giant line, all of us waiting to get a picture with the cast or individual photo ops with the actors in Leviathan. Everyone’s talking, a jumble of syllables that pass through me, and a group nearby screaming in excitement isn’t something to be worried about, despite the tons and tons of milling conversations around me.

We’re all kinda really happy to be here.

I think I might seem like a loner to everyone else in this line, and it’s true—a lot of my friends and family don’t really understand my obsession with this show, the way I pore over all the trivia ever accumulated about Chrisander in the past three seasons that the show’s been on the air, how I collect their action figurines, or how I’ve read every graphic novel ever produced cover to cover multiple times.

I love everything about Leviathan—the show has excellent writers, asking thought-provoking questions about humanity (or whatever is left of it) on the ship headed for some distant planet that the remnants of humanity can someday call home. It’s incredibly interesting, and the whole fact that I’m obsessed with one of the main characters is a guaranteed good time for forty-five minutes every single Wednesday night (I have zero patience to wait for all the episodes to air and then binge them later on). Watching the show also breaks up the work week nicely, and I always have something to look forward to, even though the torture of waiting for the next week’s episode can sometimes be a bit much. Especially with last season’s finale, and now with the show’s hiatus finally coming to a close after this con is all wrapped up.

Now I’m here, about to meet the face behind Chrisander Gage, and I’m sort of freaking out.

I can’t seem to keep still, so I fidget in my spot, practically knocking into a person squeezing past me to get to the front of the line, flashing a bright yellow badge on a striped lanyard around her neck.

Damn VIPs—I should’ve sprung for that. The anticipation is killing me. This line is killing me!

For a second, my wild imagination takes hold as I imagine what’s going to happen next, once I get to the front of the line and get to have my picture taken with Ayden Stone.

I was super careful with my makeup this morning, classy but a little sassy, and I’m wearing plain clothes today, no cosplay involved, even if my nails are the precise color of the Leviathan’s captain chairs, a shade only fans will know, the shade literally called Earthly Blue. Everything I’m wearing has significance to me, significance to the show, right down to the jewelry. I’m wearing little Leviathans as my earrings, which I got off Etsy, and a replica of the medallion necklace that Chrisander wears of the archangel Raphael. I’ve got a plain white tee paired with distressed jeans, but the pièce de resistance is my shoes—patterned to look like the exoskeleton armour that glows silver, which the military wears on the show. I’ve gotten so many compliments on them today; it feels like I haven’t stopped smiling since I got here.

Finally, finally, finally the line’s starting to move in fits and starts. With each step I take, I find myself struggling to take a deep, calming breath.

Oh, I’m going to be super pissed if I do something like pass the frick out before getting my picture taken with Chrisander Gage.

Don’t do this to yourself, Aria, don’t freaking do this.

I’m excited—that’s an understatement. I can’t breathe with the butterflies growing, multiplying in my belly, taking up space and space and space…

Then I try to rationalize my behaviour, try to keep myself focused and grounded, which would have been way easier if Maddie or Raleigh were here.

Except she’s not, and I’m an adult, and I can do this. I can so do this.

He’s just an actor, a human just like everybody else, playing a role that he’s getting paid to do. Don’t screw this up for yourself. Keep it cool, and you’ll get a sweet-looking picture out of it that can become your phone background.

Right.

Oh no, no, no, here we go!

I can see him now, even if there’s maybe ten people still ahead of me. There he is, Chrisander Gage—I mean, no, Ayden Stone.

Is it normal to be that beautiful in real life? Does he have makeup on or something to make him look so flawless, or am I looking through my own special kind of fangirl-tinted glasses? I exhale a shaky breath, gulp down whatever saliva that I have left in my suddenly dry mouth.

He’s dressed normally, not wearing Chrisander’s regular outfit that he wears on the show. Pity. But he still looks exceptionally beautiful even in dark jeans that fit and a black Henley that molds and shapes to his broad chest, bulging shoulders, and biceps that look bigger than my head.

Now I really can’t seem to catch my breath.

You’re starstruck, Aria. That’s the word you’re looking for. Completely and utterly starstruck.

I’m Ayden Stone-struck.

I watch as the pair of even younger girls just in front of me in line move on either side of Ayden Stone with admiration and happiness in their eyes and wrap and arm around his waist and squeeze in to look like they’ve been best friends forever and the picture has zero awkwardness. I watch the pair of girls thank Ayden Stone profusely, watch them gush over how much of a fan they are of his work while someone from a few people in the back of line yells at them to hurry up. This happens over and over while more people step up to take their pictures with him, fangirls and fanboys smiling wide for the camera.

And then it’s my turn, and I choke, stomach bungee-jumping down to my toes.

I stumble forwards, some sort of emergency mechanism in my body making me move, not feeling my feet underneath me, and everything that makes up my body below the waist has gone all wiggly. I’m not sure how I’m walking at all, or if I’m doing some weird gliding thing even though I’m still going in the direction I want, still getting closer and closer to the man of my dreams.

Stop it, he’s just an actor—who plays the awesome Chrisander Gage. Get a grip, Aria!

I don’t want to blow this chance, truly I don’t. Who knows when I’ll be able to save for another plane ticket, hotel and a three-day pass to the con again next year and have another chance? Who knows if Leviathan will be coming back here next year, or if the show gets canceled?

No, I have to keep a straight face, I have to keep my cool, even though the blood is rushing in my ears, and I can feel my pulse jumping at the base of my throat. My hands have gone all clammy, and I wonder for a split second if I should shake Ayden Stone’s hand, and then immediately wonder what he’ll think when he finds out I’m a sweaty mess.

I think I’m having some sort of fight-or-flight response just by being in such close proximity to the man of my dreams, to a man I already love, but it’s complicated. Which is also the unfortunate and perfect explanation for my love life if I’ve heard of one.

Ayden Stone’s eyes are the stuff of fan fiction, the kind you can describe to your heart’s content and still not get the precise colour of them, or the way that they’re shaped, and how they sit in his face and change the game from pretty boy to handsome man that you’d willingly take off your panties for, and then beg him to give you his babies.

“Uh, hi. I’m Ayden,” Ayden Stone says—to me.

Is this really happening to me? Is this real life?

I feel my face break into a big, mega-watt smile. God, I’m so happy to be here, those butterflies in my belly multiplying even if I’m freaking out a little, and my throat’s dry enough to rival the desert, and I’m alternately sweating and flushed, but my fingers feel like ice. I’m sure if I was holding something in my hands, I would’ve dropped whatever it was, only able to focus on him.

Chrisander Gage—no, Ayden Stone—is that beautiful and that charming in real life, in person, standing right in front of me looking at me a little worriedly, a little bemused that I (probably) would’ve dropped a baby from my arms because I was struck by the beauty of his face, and his whole being in general.

I’m in so much trouble. How are you ever supposed to date and find a real man for yourself if no one will ever compare to this?

I sigh, then gasp because I found myself muttering my whole last thought out loud, and now I’m burning red and I’m pretty sure I’m a beacon of embarrassment that the astronauts floating in the International Space Station can see via satellite.

I swallow hard and think if I make a run for it now, no one will be the wiser and I can try to erase this whole thing from my memory by downing a bottle of my favorite Moscato in one go.

Stop it. Who cares? You’re never gonna see this guy again. Just get your picture and have your dream come true. Check this off your bucket list. Make this solo trip worth every penny.

Okay, okay. Don’t look at Chrisander in the eye. No, Ayden Stone in the eye. It’s like looking at a solar eclipse dead-on, you’re just going to cause some serious health problems to yourself if you do.

“Nice to meet you,” I mumble and take my position next to Ayden Stone—the actor, not the character—as if I don’t know his exact height, weight, and what kind of dog he has (German shepherd and border collie mix named Raven). I know a whole bunch of things about this person in my quest to learn, to know everything there was to know about the character because fictional characters don’t exist in real life, and actors and characters only share the same face and body and usually not much else. I wanted to know everything, because if I knew everything about him, then maybe he’d end up being real—in my head at least. Which is also a sad state of affairs, but my dumb heart wants what it wants, and the dumb thing doesn’t know the difference between a fictional character and a real person, and that is yet another reason why I am single, single, single.

I’m not sure at what moment it all starts to feel empty, the void left behind after a bubble pops—my obsession with Chrisander Gage, my love for the show, my love for the character and knowing that this is as close to him as I’ll ever get. Just me, standing next to him, wrapping an arm around his waist distractedly, not having heated debates over character motivation and how could he do that to Amy and to Mage, his best friend (and possibly the other love interest in the show because Chrisander is an implied bisexual but classist, the jerk), all while trying to save his ass and those he loves while making some bad decisions—but sometimes the only decisions he could possibly make.

All of this just suddenly feels like a major letdown, and after mumbling a thank you, and giving Ayden Stone—not Chrisander Gage—a fleeting smile, I leave the booth and head towards the printers where I can pick up my picture. All of it just feels like a stupid thing I was excited about, useless, unnecessary, leaving behind a hollowness in my chest.

Hopefully, I don’t look as awful as I feel right now in the picture that almost cost a mint.

I came all the way here for Chrisander Gage, and I only got to meet Ayden Stone. This sucks. Being a fangirl sucks.

Reality bites.

TWO

It’s a good picture, no, it’s a great picture. So why do I feel so rotten?

I do look pretty awesome with my big smile, despite the school picture type background, some sort of weird pattern that’s supposed to be easy on the eyes. And man, the kind of selfies I could take if I had a camera like this. I look almost airbrushed but still human, still me. I look happy to be there, when just an hour ago, I felt like anything but. And I’ve gotta say that we both look comfortable with each other, even though we’re complete strangers with arms around each other’s waists. You can’t see the awkwardness. Maybe you learn how to do that when you become an actor or something, take a class on how to deflate a situation that’s bound to make people lose their cool.

Ayden Stone looks perfect, as per usual. And now it’s all done, the very highlight of my con experience—it’s all over, like Christmas has come and gone, and you still have a whole-ass freezing winter to slog through.

I sigh. Right now, I’m nursing a cheeseburger and Diet Coke at the closest burger joint to the con while I lament my whole Chrisander Gage experience and how lackluster it now feels.

I do that a lot—build things on the up and up in my head, expecting them to go perfectly like a screenplay with page-by-page beats of what’s supposed to happen and when. And then I’m inevitably disappointed when that thing I’ve been building up doesn’t meet my incredibly high expectations.

Like, would it have killed him to notice my shoes, my Leviathan earrings? Maybe?

Now, drowning in disappointment that Ayden Stone didn’t immediately fall in love with me—yeah, right—coming to San Diego feels like it was a bad idea, especially by myself. If I was with my friends, then I could put on a face and at least try to pretend to have fun. Alas, I’m alone and wallowing in my own misery. I sort of don’t even want to go to the convention center tomorrow, the last day of my three-day pass. I’ve already seen everything I wanted to see, I would just end up spending more money on no I don’t need, but the inner fangirl in me wants. Maybe I should just relax in my hotel room until I have to make my afternoon flight. Go to the bar and nurse a beer while watching a baseball game, like an American?

None of that sounds appealing, not one bit.

Then again, I also don’t really feel like dealing with a crowd, the hustle and bustle of thousands upon thousands of people moving around the convention center. Sure, it’s the last day of the con, so maybe there’ll be fewer people around, but I’m just not feeling it. Besides, I think my wallet will thank me if I don’t show up tomorrow.

Okay, then. Decision made. Not going tomorrow, and I got my money’s worth with the pass regardless if I miss the last day. Maybe I’ll walk around town tomorrow or something before I have to check out and head to the airport.

Yay for getting to the airport early tomorrow!

I’m kind of sick of my burger, but I force myself to take another couple of bites, knowing that my mood is ruining my appetite and nothing else. I suck back some soda and stow the picture—now in a protective plastic case—in my bag, making sure it’s centered and away from damaging items like my two-pound wallet that has a month’s worth of receipts and can substitute for a brick if I feel the need to enact some self-defence.

I look over towards the windows, my booth nestled up against the windowpanes, watching people walking by, smiling, laughing, and I feel a pang of homesickness, loneliness or whatever. I shouldn’t have come here alone, I guess, but when all your offline friends just don’t get your obsession with a show and have zero interest in hanging out or discussing something you’re so passionate about, well, dragging them along to a con and sitting in on panels doesn’t seem like the brightest of ideas. Also, why would I put a strain on a friendship just because I had the misfortune of falling in love with a show and a fictional character that doesn’t exist in real life? Other than my mom checking in that I wasn’t abducted the minute I stepped foot in California, I’ve been on my own.

And to be here with my best friends in the whole world—fangirling so hard?

Ah, that would’ve been great, the absolute best.

But she’s not here, and I’m here, and that’s all there is to it.

I look back down at my burger, stewing in my misery, not wanting it anymore, wanting something else. Something like chocolate right about now; chocolate always makes me feel better.

I’m not paying attention to much, just sort of staring out into space when someone sits opposite me, bringing me back to real time and making sure I’m in the here and now.

I’m lucky that I swallowed the last bit of cheeseburger or else it would’ve flown out of my mouth the second my jaw dropped open at seeing who’s sitting opposite me, right there, just across the table.

Ayden freaking Stone.

I blink again, slow and steady, but still, there he is, not a figment of my overactive fangirl imagination.

Am I dreaming? Is this some sort of hallucination? Is there a glitch in The Matrix?

“Hi again,” he says, placing his orange plastic tray laden with two burgers, a large fry, and a giant cup of soda on his side of the table while I openly stare, trying to compute the new information of Ayden Stone sitting on the other side of this Formica table. I’m sure my brain’s short-circuited, or maybe it’s buffering. Yeah, definitely buffering. My thoughts are slow, stilted, not making a whole lot of sense. I really have no idea what to do or what to say.

“I’m Ayden,” he says, like we’re just two regular people meeting each other for the first time, like he’s not who he really is, and he doesn’t know that I’m a total fangirl of his alter ego, Chrisander Gage. As if I didn’t just take a picture with him. As if all this is normal.

What the what?

Manners that have been drilled into me save the day. Save the cheeseburger. Whatever.

“I’m Aria. It’s nice to meet you.” I clear my throat, and in an odd sort of way I feel like I’m watching myself from a distance, like this is a scene from a book written in the third person point of view. I watch myself open my mouth and am horrified about what I’m about to say, shaking my head from side to side. “I don’t know why you’re eating here. With me.”

Did I actually just say that to the actor who plays Chrisander Gage, aka the love of my life?

Whatever you’re doing, you’re messing it up, big time.

Unreal—this is totally unreal.

I carefully place my cheeseburger down, wipe my hands on a napkin, leaving behind streaks of grease, trying to wipe my mouth of grease, and Jesus, I hope it’s only grease and not drool. I’m a fangirl, but I have standards, too. Even while I’m internally losing it.

Maybe I fell asleep and I’m lucid dreaming or something? Is there a restart button or am I glitching?

“Oh,” he says, his eyes falling away from me, hands up, about to bite into one of his burgers, and now I feel like a total asshole. “I’m sorry, that was pretty presumptuous of me, just sitting here, wasn’t it? I’ll get out of here, just give me a sec—” That’s when Ayden freaking Stone spills his drink all over himself, standing up in reflex, gasping as the ice hits him from chest to abs to crotch area in caramel-colored liquid.

Oh, no.

My cheeks start to burn in second-hand embarrassment, and I push my leftover napkins at him, even though there are only three left and I don’t think they’re actually going to, like, do something to that mess on his body. God, what a body.

Focus, Aria.He’s embarrassed, and nobody likes being embarrassed.

Listen, Chrisander Gage is a really amazing human being who deserves only the best from the best. He’s been hurt along the way, and he’s finally seeing about what other people go through in the Leviathan ship, and his character is already so epic even though we’re only three seasons in, but man, sometimes, he really is just a pleasure to look at, and the whole amazing human being/personality thing increases his attractiveness by a million times. And that’s all thanks to the guy standing in front of me. In. Real. Life.

“No, no, no,” I mumble, taking a napkin from the stack on his tray that survived the spillage and trying to ineffectually mop up some of the soda from the table because I know what’s it like to work in a burger joint and have jerks make even more of a mess once the soda’s been spilled. “I didn’t mean for this to happen,” I tell Ayden (Stone) as I move the sopping napkin to my tray—guess I’m definitely not going to eat any more.

“It’s not your fault,” he says, all while backing away from me, leaving his tray behind, like I’m a rabid animal he wants to get away from as fast as possible. Well, that stings. “I’ll just go and clean up.” He backs up, turns around, and heads for the washrooms, phone now plastered to his ear. Does he have an assistant who can get him an extra set of clothes? That would definitely be handy, you know, if I was famous and all. Which I’m not.

I need a second for my brain to catch up with all of this. Ayden Stone sat across from me, spilled his soda on his clothes, and whisked himself off to the washrooms.

I sigh again, letting the universe know I’m not too happy with today’s events.

It’s your problem for building up your expectations and then being disappointed by them. Again. The five hundredth time’s the charm, eh?

But seriously, what did I actually expect?

Did I want him to recognize all the hard work I put into my outfit, get all the references to the show and the characters that I love? Honestly, though, in my dream of dreams of dreams, I’d want him to fall in love with me, look at me the exact same way Chrisander Gage seems to look at Mage, eyes full of warmth, of fondness, and incredibly endeared. That just doesn’t happen in real life, and it certainly doesn’t happen to a fangirl and her fictional crush.

In what universe would that happen?

I sigh, thinking the whole day is over and done with, and then debating with myself if I should leave his tray behind or if a worker would think it was garbage and toss it all away, even if it’s still full of food, yet to be eaten. In the end, I decide to stay behind, trying to cool the burning in my cheeks by sucking back the rest of my watery soda, and then opening my plastic cup to chew on the ice for good measure.

When Ayden (God, I’m saying his first name like we’re friends or something) comes out of the washroom with a new shirt and jeans, my mouth pops open again, and I have to stifle a smile. That would be a resounding yes to the assistant who just got him a change of clothes.

“Oh, you waited for me. That wasn’t necessary,” he tells me, taking his seat opposite me once again.