First World War Front Lines
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First World War Front Lines
Boyd Cable
FOREWORD
Thesetales have been
written over a period running from the later stages of the Somme to
the present time. For the book I have two ambitions—the first, that
to my Service readers it may bring a few hours of interest and
entertainment, may prove some sort of a picture and a record of
what they themselves have been through; the second, that it may
strike and impress and stir those people at home who even now
clearly require awakening to all that war
means.I know that a great many war workers have been, and still
are, bearing cheerfully and willingly the long strain of war work,
and I very gladly and thankfully offer my testimony to what I have
seen of this good spirit. But it would be idle to deny, since the
proofs have been too plain, that many war workers are not doing
their best and utmost, are not playing the game as they might do
and ought to do, and it is to these in particular I hope this book
may speak.Surely by now every worker might appreciate the fact that
whatever good cause they may have for “war weariness” they are at
least infinitely better off than any man in the firing line; surely
they can understand how bitter men here feel when they hear and
read of all these manifestations of labour “discontent” and
“unrest.” We know well how dependent we are on the efforts of the
workers at home, and there are times when we are forced to the
belief that some workers also know it and trade on it for their own
benefit, are either woefully ignorant still of what the failure of
their fullest effort means to us, or, worse, are indifferent to the
sufferings and endurings of their men on active service, are
unpatriotic, narrow, selfish enough to put the screw on the nation
for their own advantage.I beg each war worker to remember that every slackening of
their efforts, every reduction of output, every day wasted, every
stoppage of work, inevitably encourages the enemy, prolongs the
war, keeps men chained to the misery of the trenches, piles up the
casualties, continues the loss of life. A strike, or the threat of
a strike, may win for the workers their 12½ per cent. increase of
pay, the “recognition” of some of their officials, their improved
comfort; but every such “victory” is only gained at the expense of
the men in the trenches, is paid for in flesh and blood in the
firing line.When men here are suffering as they must suffer, are enduring
as they do endure with good heart and courage, it comes as a
profound shock and a cruel discouragement to them to read in the
papers, or go home and discover, that any people there are
apparently indifferent to their fate, are ready to sacrifice them
ruthlessly for any trivial personal benefit, refuse to share the
pinch of war, must have compensating advantages to level up “the
increased cost of living,” will even bring a vital war industry to
a standstill—it has been done—as a “protest” against the difficulty
of obtaining butter or margarine and tea. It may be that one grows
one-sided in ideas after more than three years’ soldiering, but can
you blame us if we feel contempt for pitiful grumblers and
complainers who have a good roof overhead, a warm room and fire, a
dry bed, and no real lack of food, if we feel anger against men who
have all these things and yet go on strike, knowing that we must
pay the penalty? And let me flatly deny the claim which some
strikers and agitators still make that in these upheavals and
checks on war industry they are “fighting for the rights of their
mates in the trenches.” Their “mates in the trenches” will be ready
and able to, and certainly will, fight for their own rights when
the war is won and they can do so without endangering or delaying
the winning.Meantime can any man be fool enough honestly to believe that
“mates in the trenches” want anything more urgently than to win the
war and get out of it? If there are any such fools let them try to
imagine the feelings of the “mate” cowering and shivering over a
scanty handful of wet wood or black-smoky dust “coal ration” who
hears that coal miners at home threaten a strike; of the man
crouched in a battered trench that is being blasted to bits by
German steel shells from steel guns, who learns that our
steel-makers are “out” and if their demands were not satisfied
would continue to strike indefinitely and hold up the making of the
guns and shells which alone can protect us; of the man who is being
bombed from the air night after night in his billets and reads that
50,000 aircraft workers are on strike, and that the Front will be
poorer as a result by hundreds of the aircraft which might bomb the
enemy ’dromes out of action and stop their raiding; the dismay of
the man about to go on a long deferred and eagerly waited leave
when he is told that all leaves may have to be stopped because a
threatened strike of “foot-plate” workers may strand him at his
debarkation port. Will it soothe or satisfy a man in any of these
cases to be told the strikes are really fights for his rights,
especially when you remember he knows that as a result of the
strike he may be too dead to have any rights to be fought
for?The best I can wish for this book is that it may do even one
little bit to make plain with what cheerfulness—cheerfulness and
even at times almost incredible humour—the Front is sticking it
out, with what complete confidence in final victory this year’s
fight is being begun; and may make yet more plain the need for
every man and woman at home to give their last ounce of energy to
help win the war speedily and conclusively.Boyd Cable.On the Western Front,January 7th, 1918.
I
I
TRENCH-MADE ARTBythe very nature of
their job the R.A.M.C. men in the Field Ambulances have at
intervals a good deal of spare time on their hands. The personnel
has to be kept at a strength which will allow of the smooth and
rapid handling of the pouring stream of casualties which floods
back from the firing line when a big action is on; and when a
period of inactivity comes in front the stream drops to a trickle
that doesn’t give the field ambulances “enough work to keep
themselves warm.”It was in one of these slack periods that Corporal Richard,
of the Oughth London Field Ambulance, resumed the pleasurable
occupation of his civilian days, to his own great satisfaction and
the enormous interest of his comrades. Richard in pre-war days had
been a sculptor, and the chance discovery near the ambulance camp
of a stream where a very fair substitute for modelling clay could
be had led him to experiments and a series of portrait modellings.
He had no lack of models. Every other man in his squad was most
willing to be “took,” and would sit with most praiseworthy patience
for as long as required, and for a time Richard revelled in the
luxury of unlimited (and free-of-cost) models and in turning out
portraits and caricatures in clay. He worked with such speed,
apparent ease, and complete success that before long he had half
the men endeavouring to imitate his artistic
activities.Then Richard attempted more serious work, and in the course
of time turned out a little figure study over which the more
educated and artistic of his friends waxed most enthusiastic, and
which he himself, considering it carefully and critically, admitted
to be “not bad.” On the other hand, it is true that many members of
the company regarded the masterpiece with apathy, and in some cases
almost with disapproval. “Seems a pity,” said one critic, “that the
corp’ril should ’ave wasted all this time over the one job. Spent
every minute of ’is spare time, ’e ’as, fiddlin’ an’ touchin’ up at
it; could ’ave done a dozen o’ them picturs o’ us chaps in the
time. An’, now it is done, ’tain’t quarter sich a good joke as that
one o’ the sergeant-major wi’ the bottle nose. Fair scream, that
was.”But in due time the corporal went home on leave, and took his
study along with him. Later it gained a place in an exhibition of
“Trench-made Art” in London, many newspaper paragraphs, and finally
a photo in a picture paper and a note stating who the work was by
and the conditions under which it was performed.A good score of the picture papers arrived at the Oughth
London from friends at home to men in the unit. That did it. There
was an immediate boom in Art in the Oughth London, and sculpture
became the popular spare-time hobby of the unit. This was all, as I
have said, at a period when spare time was plentiful. The unit was
billeted in a village well behind the firing-line in a peacefully
sylvan locality. It was early summer, so that the light lasted long
in the evenings, and gave plenty of opportunity to the sculptors to
pursue their Art after the day’s duties were done.As a consequence the output of sculpture would have done
credit—in quantity if not, perhaps, in quality—to a popular atelier
in full swing. The more enterprising attempted to follow the
corporal’s path in portrait and caricature, and it must be
confessed were a good deal more successful in the latter branch.
The portraits usually required an explanatory inscription, and
although the caricatures required the same in most cases, they only
had to be ugly enough, to show a long enough nose, or a big enough
mouth, and to be labelled with the name of some fair butt or
sufficiently unpopular noncom. to secure a most satisfying and
flattering meed of praise.Less ambitious spirits contented themselves with simpler and
more easily recognisable subjects. The cross or crucifix which, as
a rule, marks the cross or forked roads in this part of France had
from the first caught the attention and interest of the Londoners,
and now, in the new flush of Art, provided immediate inspiration.
Almost every man in the new school of sculpture graduated through a
course of plain crosses to more fancy ones, and higher up the scale
to crucifixes.But in point of popularity even the cross sank to second
place when Private Jimmy Copple, with an originality that amounted
almost to genius, turned out a miniature model coffin. The coffin,
as a work of art, had points that made it an unrivalled favourite.
It was so obviously and unmistakably a coffin that it required no
single word of explanation or description; it was simple enough in
form to be within the scope of the veriest beginner; it lent itself
to embellishment and the finer shades of reproduction in nails and
tassels and name-plate; and permitted, without evidence of undue
“swank” on the part of the artist, of his signature being appended
in the natural and fitting place on the name-plate.There was a boom in model coffins of all sizes, and a
constantly flickering or raging discussion on details of tassels,
cords, handles, and other funereal ornaments. Private Copple again
displayed his originality of thought by blacking a specially fine
specimen of his handiwork with boot polish, with nails and
name-plate (duly inscribed with his own name and regimental number)
picked out in the white clay. He was so pleased with this that he
posted it home, and, on receiving warm words of praise from his
mother in Mile End, and the information that the coffin was
installed for ever as a household ornament and an object of
interest and admiration to all neighbours, a steady export trade in
clay coffins was established from the Oughth London to friends and
relatives at home.The Art School was still flourishing when the unit was moved
up from its peaceful and prolonged rest to take a turn up behind
the firing-line. The removal from their clay supply might have
closed down the artistic activities, but, fortunately, the Oughth
had hardly settled in to their new quarters when it was found that
the whole ground was one vast bed of chalk, chalk which was easily
obtainable in any shaped and sized lumps and which proved most
delightfully easy to manipulate with a jack or pen-knife. The new
modelling material, in fact, gave a fillip of novelty to the art,
and the coffins and crosses proved, when completed, to have a most
desirable quality of solidity and of lasting and retaining their
shape and form far better than the similar objects in
clay.Better still, the chalk could be carried about on the person
as no clay could, and worked at anywhere in odd moments. Bulging
side-pockets became a marked feature of inspection parades, until
one day when the C.O. went round, and noticing a craggy projection
under the pocket of Private Copple, demanded to know what the
private was loading himself with, and told him abruptly to show the
contents of his pocket. On Copple producing with difficulty a lump
of partially carved chalk, the C.O. stared at it and then at the
sheepish face of the private in blank amazement. “What’s this?” he
demanded. “What is it?”
“ It—it’s a elephant, sir,” said Copple.
“ An elephant,” said the C.O. dazedly. “Anelephant?”
“ Yessir—leastways, it will be a elephant when it’s
finished,” said Copple bashfully.
“ Elephant—will be——” spluttered the C.O., turning to the
officer who accompanied him. “Is the man mad?”
“ I think, sir,” said the junior, “he is trying to carve an
elephant out of a lump of chalk.”
“ That’s it, sir,” said Copple, and with a dignified
touch of resentment at the “trying,” “Iamcarving out a
elephant.”The C.O. turned over the block of chalk with four rudimentary
legs beginning to sprout from it, and then handed it back. “Take it
away,” he said. “Fall out, and take the thing away. And when you
come on parade next time leave—ah—your elephants in your
billet.”Copple fell out, and the inspection proceeded. But now the
eye of the C.O. went straight to each man’s pocket, and further
lumps of chalk of various sizes were produced one by one. “Another
elephant?” said the C.O. to the first one. “No, sir,” said the
sculptor. “It’s a coffin.” “A co—coffin,” said the C.O. faintly,
and, turning to the officer, “A coffin is what he said, eh?” The
officer, who knew a good deal of the existing craze, had difficulty
in keeping a straight face. “Yes, sir,” he said chokily, “a
coffin.” The C.O. looked hard at the coffin and at its creator, and
handed it back. “And you,” he said to the next man, tapping with
his cane a nobbly pocket. “Mine’s a coffin, too, sir,” and out came
another coffin.The C.O. stepped back a pace, and let his eye rove down the
line. The next man shivered as the eye fell on him, as well he
might, because he carried in his pocket a work designed to
represent the head of the C.O.—a head of which, by the way, salient
features lent themselves readily to caricature. None of these
features had been overlooked by the artist, and the identity of the
portrait had been further established by the eye-glass which it
wore, and by the exaggerated badges of rank on the shoulder. Up to
the inspection and the horrible prospect that the caricature would
be confronted by its original, the artist had been delighted with
the praise bestowed by the critics on the “likeness.” Now, with the
eye of the C.O. roaming over his shrinking person and protruding
pocket, he cursed despairingly his own skill.
“ I think,” said the C.O. slowly, “the parade had better
dismiss, and when they have unburdened themselves of
their—ah—elephants and—ah—coffins—ah—fall in again for
inspection.”The portrait sculptor nearly precipitated calamity by his
eager move to dismiss without waiting for the word of command. And
after this incident sculpings were left out of pockets at parade
times, and the caricaturist forswore any attempts on subjects
higher than an N.C.O.The elephant which Private Copple had produced was another
upward step in his art. He had tried animal after animal with faint
success. The features of even such well-known animals as cats and
cows had a baffling way of fading to such nebulous outlines in his
memory as to be utterly unrecognisable when transferred to stone or
chalk. A horse, although models in plenty were around, proved to be
a more intricate subject than might be imagined, and there were
trying difficulties about the proper dimensions and proportions of
head, neck, and body. But an elephant had a beautiful simplicity of
outline, a solidity of figure that was excellently adapted for
modelling, and a recognisability that was proof against the carping
doubts and scorn of critics and rival artists. After all, an animal
with four legs, a trunk, and a tail is, and must be, an elephant.
But there was one great difficulty about the elephant—his tail was
a most extraordinarily difficult thing to produce whole and
complete in brittle chalk, and there was a distressing casualty
list of almost-finished elephants from this weakness.At first Private Copple made the tail the last finishing
touch to his work, but when elephant after elephant had to be
scrapped because the tail broke off in the final carving, he
reversed the process, began his work on the tail and trunk—another
irritatingly breakable part of an elephant’s anatomy—and if these
were completed successfully, went on to legs, head, etc. If the
trunk or tail broke, he threw away the block and started on a fresh
one. He finally improved on this and further reduced the wastage
and percentage of loss by beginning his elephant with duplicate
ends, with a trunk, that is, at head and stern. If one trunk broke
off he turned the remaining portion satisfactorily enough into a
tail; if neither broke and the body and legs were completed without
accident, he simply whittled one of the trunks down into a tail and
rounded off the head at that end into a haunch.But now such humour as may be in this story must give way for
the moment to the tragedy of red war—as humour so often has to do
at the front.Copple was just in the middle of a specially promising
elephant when orders came to move. He packed the elephant carefully
in a handkerchief and his pocket and took it with him back to the
training area where for a time the Oughth London went through a
careful instruction and rehearsing in the part they were to play in
the next move of the “Show” then running. He continued to work on
his elephant in such spare time as he had, and was so very pleased
with it that he clung to it when they went on the march again,
although pocket space was precious and ill to spare, and the
elephant took up one complete side pocket to itself.Arrived at their appointed place in the show, Copple
continued to carry his elephant, but had little time to work on it
because he was busy every moment of the day and many hours of the
night on his hard and risky duties. The casualties came back to the
Aid Post in a steady stream that swelled at times to an almost
overwhelming rush, and every man of the Field Ambulance was kept
going at his hardest. The Aid Post was established in a partly
wrecked German gun emplacement built of concrete, and because all
the ground about them was too ploughed up and cratered with
shell-fire to allow a motor ambulance to approach it, the wounded
had to be helped or carried back to the nearest point to which the
hard-working engineers had carried the new road, and there were
placed on the motors.Private Copple was busy one morning helping to carry back
some of the casualties. A hot “strafe” was on, the way back led
through lines and clumped batches of batteries all in hot action,
the roar of gun-fire rose long and unbroken and deafeningly, and
every now and then through the roar of their reports and the
diminishing wails of their departing shells there came the rising
shriek and rush of a German shell, the crump and crash of its
burst, the whistle and hum of flying splinters. Private Copple and
the rest of the R.A.M.C. men didn’t like it any more than the
casualties, who appeared to dread much more, now that they were
wounded, the chance of being hit again, chiefly because it would be
such “rotten luck” to get killed now that they had done their
share, got their “Blighty,” and with decent luck were soon to be
out of it all, and safely and comfortably back in hospital and
home.But, although many times the wounded asked to be laid down in
a shell-hole, or allowed to take cover for a moment at the warning
shriek of an approaching shell, the ambulance men only gave way to
them when, from the noise, they judged the shell was going to fall
very perilously close. If they had stopped for every shell the work
would have taken too long, and the Aid Post was too cram-full, and
too many fresh cases were pouring in, to allow of any delay on the
mere account of danger. So there were during the day a good many
casualties amongst the ambulance men, and so at the end Private
Copple was caught. He had hesitated a moment too long in dropping
himself into the cover of the shell crater where he had just
lowered the “walking wounded” he was supporting back. The shell
whirled down in a crescendo of howling, roaring noise, and, just as
Copple flung himself down, burst with an earth-shaking crash a
score or so of yards away. Copple felt a tremendous blow on his
side.They had ripped most of the clothes off him and were busy
with first field dressings on his wounds when he recovered enough
to take any interest in what was going on. The dressers were in a
hurry because more shells were falling near; there was one vacant
place in a motor ambulance, and its driver was in haste to be off
and out of it.
“ You’re all right,” said one of the men, in answer to
Copple’s faint inquiry. “All light wounds. Lord knows what you were
carrying a lump of stone about in your pocket for, but it saved you
this trip. Splinter hit it, and smashed it, and most of the wounds
are from bits of the stone—luckily for you, because if it hadn’t
been there a chunk of Boche iron would just about have gone through
you.”
“ Stone?” said Copple faintly. “Strewth! That was my blessed
elephant in my bloomin’ pocket.”
“ Elephant?” said the orderly. “In your pocket?
An’ did it have pink stripes an’ a purple tail? Well, never mind
about elephants now. You can explain ’em to the Blighty M.O.[1]Here, up you get.” And he
helped Copple to the ambulance.Later on, the humour of the situation struck Private Copple.
He worked up a prime witticism which he afterwards played off on
the Sister who was dressing his wounds in a London
hospital.
“ D’you know,” he said, chuckling, “I’m the only man in this
war that’s been wounded by a elephant?”The Sister stayed her bandaging, and looked at him curiously.
“Wounded by a elephant,” repeated Copple cheerfully. “Funny to
think it’s mebbe a bit of ’is trunk made the ’ole in my thigh, an’
I got ’is ’ead and ’is ’ind leg in my ribs.”
“ You mustn’t talk nonsense, you know,” said the Sister
hesitatingly. Certainly, Copple had shown no signs of shell-shock
or unbalanced mind before, but——
“ We used to carve things out o’ chalk stone in my lot,” went
on Copple, and explained how the shell splinter had been stopped by
the elephant in his pocket. TheSister was immensely interested and a good deal amused, and
laughed—rather immoderately and in the wrong place, as Copple
thought when he described his coffin masterpiece with the
name-plate bearing his own name, and the dodge of starting on the
elephant with a trunk at each end.
“ Well, I’ve heard a lot of queer things about the front,
Copple,” she said, busying herself on the last bandage. “But I
didn’t know they went in for sculpture. ‘Ars longa, vitæ brevis.’
That’s a saying in Latin, and it means exactly, ‘Art is long, life
is short.’ You’d understand it better if I put it another way. It
means that it takes a long, long time to make a perfect
elephant——”
“ It does,” said Copple. “But if you begins ‘im like I told
you, with a trunk each end——”
“ There, that’ll do,” said the Sister, pinning the last
bandage. “Now lie down and I’ll make you comfortable. A long time
to make a perfect elephant; and life is very short——”
“ That’s true,” said Copple. “Especially up Wipers
way.”
“ So, if making elephants gives some people the greatest
possible pleasure in life, why not let them make elephants? I’m an
artist of sorts myself, or was trying to be before the war, so I
speak feelingly for a brother elephant-maker, Copple.”
“ Artist, was you?” said Copple, with great interest. “That
must be a jolly sorter job.”
“ It is, Copple—or was,” said the Sister, finishing the
tucking-up. “Much jollier than a starched-smooth uniform and
life—and lots in it.” And she sighed and made a little grimace at
the stained bandages she picked up. “But if you and thousands of
other men give up your particular arts and go out to have your
short lives cut shorter, the least I can do is to give up mine to
try to make them longer.”Copple didn’t quite follow all this. “I wish I’d a bit o’
chalk stone, Sister,” he said; “I’d teach you how to do a elephant
with the two trunks.”
“ And how if a trunk breaks off one’s elephant—or life, one
can always try to trim it down to quite a useful tail,” said the
Sister, smiling at him as she turned to go. “You’ve already taught
me something of that, Copple—you and the rest there in the
trenches—better than you know.”
II
II
THE SUICIDE CLUBTheRoyal Jocks (Oughth
Battalion) had suffered heavily in the fighting on the Somme, and
after they had been withdrawn from action to another and quieter
part of the line, all ranks heard with satisfaction that they were
to be made up to full strength by a big draft from Home. There were
the usual wonderings and misgivings as to what sort of a crowd the
draft would be, and whether they would be at all within the limits
of possibility of licking into something resembling the shape that
Royal Jocks ought to be.
“ Expect we’ll ’ave a tidy job to teach ’em wot’s wot,” said
Private “Shirty” Low, “but we must just pass along all the fatigues
they can ’andle, and teach ’em the best we can.”
“ Let’s hope,” said his companion, “that they get an advance
o’ pay to bring with ’em. We’ll be goin’ back to billets soon, and
we’ll be able to introduce ’em proper to the
estaminets.”
“ You boys’ll have to treat ’em easy to begin with,” said a
corporal. “Don’t go breakin’ their hearts for a start. They’ll be
pretty sick an’ home-sick for a bit, and you don’t want to act
rough before they begin to feel their feet.”This was felt to be reasonable, and there was a very
unanimous opinion that the best way of treating the new arrivals
was on the lines of the suggestion about introducing them carefully
and fully to the ways of the country, with particular attention to
the customs of the estaminets.
“ And never forget,” said the Corporal in conclusion, “that,
good or bad, they’re Royal Jocks after all; and it will be up to
you fellows to see that they don’t get put on by any other crush,
and to give ’em a help out if they tumble into any little
trouble.”The sentiments of the battalion being fairly well summed up
by this typical conversation, it will be understood with what mixed
feelings it was discovered on the actual arrival of the draft that
they, the draft, were not in the slightest degree disposed to be
treated as new hands, declined utterly to be in any way fathered,
declined still more emphatically to handle more than their fair
share of fatigues, and most emphatically of all to depend upon the
good offices of the old soldiers for their introduction to the ways
of the estaminets. The draft, which was far too strong in numbers
to be simply absorbed and submerged in the usual way of drafts,
showed an inclination to hang together for the first few days, and,
as the Battalion soon began somewhat dazedly to realise, actually
to look down upon the old soldiers and to treat them with a tinge
of condescension.The open avowal of this feeling came one night in the largest
and most popular estaminet in the village to which the Battalion
had been withdrawn “on rest.”
“ Shirty” and some cronies were sitting at a stone-topped
table with glasses and a jug of watery beer in front of them. The
room was fairly full and there were about as many of the draft
present as there were of the old lot, and practically all the draft
were gathered in little groups by themselves and were drinking
together. Close to Shirty’s table was another with half a dozen of
the draft seated about it, and Shirty and his friends noticed with
some envy the liberal amount of beer they allowed themselves. One
of them spoke to the girl who was moving about amongst the tables
with a tray full of jugs. “Here, miss, anither jug o’ beer,
please,” and held out the empty jug. Shirty saw his opportunity,
and with an ingratiating smile leaned across and spoke to the girl.
“Don-nay them encore der bee-are,” he said, and then, turning to
the other men, “She don’t understand much English, y’see. But jus’
ask me to pass ’er the word if you wants anything.”A big-framed lad thanked him civilly, but Shirty fancied he
saw a flicker of a smile pass round the group. He turned back and
spoke to the girl again as she halted at their table and picked up
the empty jug. “Encore si voo play,” he said. “Eh les messieurs la
ba——” jerking a thumb back at the other table, but quite
unostentatiously, so that the other group might not see, “la ba,
voo compree, payay voo toot la bee-are.” He winked slyly at his
fellows and waited developments complacently, while all smoked
their cigarettes gravely and nonchalantly.The girl brought the two jugs of beer presently and put one
on each table. “Combien?” said one of the draft who had not spoken
before—a perky little man with a sharp black moustache. He
hesitated a moment when the girl told him how much, and then spoke
rapidly in fluent French. Shirty at his table listened uneasily to
the conversation that followed, and made a show of great
indifference in filling up the glasses. The little man turned to
him. “There’s some mistake here, m’ lad,” he said. “The girl says
you ordered your beer and said we’d pay for it.”Shirty endeavoured to retrieve the lost position. “Well,
that’s good of you,” he said pleasantly. “An’ we don’t mind if we
do ’ave a drink wi’ you.”The big man turned round. “Drink wi’s when ye’re asked,” he
said calmly. “But that’s no’ yet,” and he turned back to his own
table. “Tell her they’ll pay their ain, Wattie.” Wattie told her,
and Shirty’s table with some difficulty raised enough to cover the
cost of the beer. Shirty felt that he had to impress these new men
with a true sense of their position. “My mistake,” he said to his
companions, but loudly enough for all to hear. “But I might ’ave
twigged these raw rookies wouldn’t ’ave knowed it was a reg’lar
custom in the Army for them to stand a drink to the old hands to
pay their footing. An’ most likely they haven’t the price o’ a
drink on them, anyway.”
“ Lauchie,” said the big man at the other table, “have ye
change o’ a ten-franc note? No. Wattie, maybe ye’ll ask the lassie
to change it, an’ tell her to bring anither beer. This is awfu’
swipes o’ stuff t’ be drinkin’. It’s nae wonder the men that’s been
oot here a whilie has droppit awa’ to such shauchlin’, knock-kneed,
weak-like imitations of putty men.”This was too much. Shirty pushed back his chair and rose
abruptly. “If you’re speakin’ about the men o’ this battalion,” he
began fiercely, when a corporal broke in, “That’ll do. No
rough-housin’ here. We don’t want the estaminets put out o’
bounds.” He turned to the other table. “And you keep a civil tongue
between your teeth,” he said, “or you’ll have to be taught better
manners, young fella me lad.”
“ Ay,” said the big man easily, “I’ll be glad enough t’ be
learned from them that can learn me. An’ aifter the café closes
will be a good enough time for a first lesson, if there’s anybody
minded for’t,” and he glanced at Shirty.
“ Tak him ootside an’ gie him a deb on the snoot, Rabbie,”
said another of the draft, nodding openly at the enraged
Shirty.
“ Ay, ay, Wullie,” said Rabbie gently. “But we’ll just bide
till the Corporal’s no about. We’ll no be gettin’ his stripes into
trouble.”All this was bad enough, but worse was to follow. It was just
before closing-time that a Gunner came in and discovered a friend
amongst the many sitting at Rabbie’s table. He accepted the
pressing invitation to a drink, and had several in quick succession
in an endeavour to make an abundant capacity compensate for the
inadequate time.
“ An’ how are you gettin’ on?” he asked as they all stood to
go. “Shaken down wi’ your new chums all right?”And the whole room, new hands and old alike, heard Rabbie’s
slow, clear answer:
“ We’re thinkin’ they’re an awfu’ saft kneel-an’-pray kind o’
push. But noo we’ve jined them we’ll sune learn them to be a
battalyun. I wish we’d a few more o’ the real stuff from the depot
wi’s, but Lauchie here’s the lad tae learn them, and we’ll maybe
mak a battalyun o’ them yet.”The “learning” began that night after the estaminets closed,
and there was a liberal allowance of black eyes and swollen
features on parade next morning. It transpired that boxing had been
rather a feature back at the depot, and the new men fully held
their own in the “learning” episodes. But out of the encounters
grew a mutual respect, and before long the old and the new had
mixed, and were a battalion instead of “the battalion and the
draft.”Only “Shirty” of the whole lot retained any animus against
the new, and perhaps even with him it is hardly fair to say it was
against the one-time draft, because actually it was against one or
two members of it. He had never quite forgiven nor forgotten the
taking-down he had had from Rabbie Macgregor and Lauchie
McLauchlan, and continued openly or veiledly hostile to
them.Thrice he had fought Rabbie, losing once to him—that was the
first time after the estaminet episode—fighting once to an
undecided finish (which was when the picket broke in and arrested
both), and once with the gloves on at a Battalion Sports, when he
had been declared the winner on points—a decision which Rabbie
secretly refused to accept, and his friend Lauchie agreed would
have been reversed if the fight had been allowed to go to a
finish.Shirty was in the bombing section, or “Suicide Club,” as it
was called, and both Rabbie and Lauchie joined the same section,
and painfully but very thoroughly acquired the art of hurling
Mills’ grenades at seen or unseen targets from above ground or out
of deep and narrow and movement-cramping trenches.And after a winter and spring of strenuous training, the
battalion came at last to move up and take a part in the new
offensive of 1917. This attack had several features about it that
pleased and surprised even the veterans of the Somme. For one
thing, the artillery fire on our side had a weight and a precision
far beyond anything they had experienced, and the attack over the
open of No Man’s Land was successfully made with a low cost in
casualties which simply amazed them all.Rabbie openly scoffed at the nickname of “Suicide Club” for
the Bombing Section. They had lost a couple of men wounded in the
first attack, and had spent a merry morning frightening Boche
prisoners out of their dug-outs, or in obstinate cases flinging
Mills’ grenades down the stairways.They had waited to help stand off the counter-attack the
first night, but never needed to raise their heads or fling a bomb
over the edge of the broken parapet, because the counter-attack was
wiped out by artillery and rifle fire long before it came within
bombing distance.
“ You an’ yer Suicide Club!” said Rabbie contemptuously to
Shirty after this attack had been beaten off. “It’s no even what
the insurance folks would ca’ a hazardous occupation.”
“ Wait a bit,” said Shirty. “We all knows you’re a bloomin’
Scots-wha-hae hero, but you ’aven’t bin in it proper yet. Wait till
you ’ave, an’ then talk.”