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Ever wondered how fat Henry VIII really was? Or what made Mary I 'Bloody'? Over many hundreds of years, British royalty has had its fair share of accidents, rumours, scandals, misrepresentations and misconceptions. For instance, could Richard III be innocent of the deaths of the 'Princes in the Tower'? And what really happened between Queen Victoria and her Highland servant John Brown? In today's world, where newspapers clamour to report new revelations about the Royal Family, this informative and quirky book gives the inquisitive reader an in-depth look at the secrets of our past royals. For anyone curious about what went on behind the palace walls, Raymond Lamont-Brown answers those intriguing, confusing and mysterious questions we might have about our monarchs.
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Introduction
Royal Conundrums
Pretenders, Usurpers and Romances
Murders, Plots and Assassinations
Quaint, Quirky, Crowns and Coronations
Rumour and Scandal
Acknowledgements
Bibliography
Whenever God of his infinite goodness shall call me out of this world, the tongue of malice may not paint my intentions in those colours she admires, nor the sycophant extoll me beyond what I deserve. I do not pretend to any superior abilities, but will give place to no one in meaning to preserve the freedom, happiness and glory of my dominions and all their inhabitants, and to fulfill the duty to my God and my neighbour in the extended sense.
King George III (r. 1760–1820) making a self-assessment.
The mystique of royalty, in the sense of its remoteness from the ordinary, has vanished in the twenty-first century. This is partly because of the burgeoning technological media available to pry into every corner of existence, as well as the lowering of deference and respect for the Royal Family. The trend of lowering deference is nothing new. Such publications as Tomahawk and Punch were sending up Queen Victoria and her family in the nineteenth century, following the spirit of Atlas which offered to the public royal epigrams of Queen Victoria’s ancestors by those such as Walter Savage Landor (1775–1864) in 1855:
George the First was always reckoned
Vile, but viler George the Second;
And what mortal ever heard
Any good of George the Third?
When from the earth the Fourth descended
God be praised, the Georges ended!
In the twentieth century the Georges were back again. By and large George V and George VI received a better press. Although George V’s court was described by the novelist H.G. Wells as ‘alien and uninspiring’, George retorted that, ‘I may be uninspiring, but I’ll be damned if I’m an alien’. George VI was also described as ‘bumbling’.
Many an English and Scottish monarch have made blunders, played on by detractors. Edward II learned nothing from his affair with Piers Gaveston for instance; Elizabeth I made a terrible mistake in executing Mary, Queen of Scots, who in turn had brought death closer through her diplomatic blunders; James IV of Scotland took his army to destruction at the Battle of Flodden in 1513 by taking on his brother-in-law Henry VIII; by forcing the future Edward VII into a strict educational mould for which he was not suited, Queen Victoria and Prince Albert made their son a self-indulgent roué. The list is endless.
Even so monarchs have emerged from history as ‘heroes’. King Alfred, who unified the country, was the only English monarch with the suffix ‘Great’; Edward I also promoted the unity of Britain; in Scotland, Robert I, the Bruce, caused the nation to be accepted as an independent country; Edward III has been singled out as ‘the greatest warrior of his age’; while Henry VIII put an end to medieval England and set in motion a social, economic and religious reformation, on which his daughter Elizabeth I honed a new backbone for England internationally. All these monarchs and more, individually and directly, made the nation what it was to become.
But human nature delights in things that go wrong. One guest at Edward I’s coronation in 1272 was Alexander III of Scotland, who on hearing that there was an abundance of fine food, rode in with 100 Scottish knights. When the knights dismounted to pay honour to Edward I, people in the crowd stole their horses. Many royal weddings also had farcical aspects. When Frederick Louis, Prince of Wales, was married in 1736, his father George II, who loathed him, decided to humiliate him and his new bride Augusta, daughter of the Duke of Saxe-Coburg. While the rest of the family enjoyed the wedding dinner the couple were banished to the royal nursery.
All in all the story of the monarchs of Britain is the story of the nation itself. Their lives, fads, fallacies, victories, defeats, enemies, strengths and weaknesses are all threads from which British history is woven. This book sets out to give a taster of many of these aspects to underline how the public fascination with royalty never dims.
How fat was Henry VIII?
Fat Henry sat upon the throne
And cast his eye on ham sir.
No, no, Sir cook, I do propone
I think I’ll have the lamb sir.
Nineteenth-century nursery rhyme.
The biographer of the sixteenth-century historian and philosopher, Edward, 1st Baron Herbert of Cherbury, pointed out to the world that Henry VIII ‘laboured under the burden of extreme fat and [an] unwieldy body’. Luckily the king was dead at the time of the pronouncement, or the scribbler would have felt the edge of the axe that had decapitated two of Henry’s wives.
King Henry VIII’s reign, from 1509 to 1547, stood at the centre of a cultural revolution in England, in which food preparation was to play a prominent part at court as the country renewed itself in an age of Renaissance and Reformation. For six years a team of experimental archaeologists have studied the workings of the Tudor kitchens at Hampton Court, the palace on the River Thames which Henry acquired from his doomed Lord Chancellor Thomas Wolsey in 1528. Hampton Court’s kitchens formed a complex of 55 rooms, worked by a staff of around 200, serving twice-daily meals for a court of 600 people. Records show that in one year Henry’s courtiers consumed 1240 oxen, 8200 sheep, 2330 deer, 760 calves, 1870 pigs, 53 wild boar, a multitude of fish species from cod to whale, a plenitude of fowl, from swans to peacocks, washed down with 600,000 gallons of ale. Food played an important part in Henry’s profile as a sumptuous Renaissance prince and in the impressing of foreign diplomats and visitors. Henry VIII as a gargantuan trencherman exhibited a personal assertion of national independence in Catholic Europe and a front for Tudor state power. It is likely, too, that Henry increased his ‘comfort eating’ on the death of Jane Seymour, his third wife and love of his life, on 24 October 1536, twelve days after the birth of her son.
Physically Henry VIII was 6ft 2in tall and his well-built frame became massively fat as he grew older. As a youth – he was 18 when he came to the throne – he was a pale-skinned, blue-eyed, auburn-haired charmer of ‘fair countenance’; one Venetian visitor remarked ‘His Majesty is the handsomest potentate I ever set eyes on’ and a vigorous player of tennis, rider of horses and a skilled wrestler. And the Spanish ambassador noted that Henry’s ‘limbs were of gigantic size’. A study of his suits of armour in the Tower of London and elsewhere show that by 1512 the king had a 32in waist, which increased in the early 1520s to 35in, thence 54in in 1545. His portraits also show his swelling to fatness, wherein Cornelys Matsys’s 1544 portrait of him shows Henry with cheeks sagging pendulously with fat, and his eyes and mouth mere slits within bulbous swellings.
From the 1540s Henry suffered from increasing periods of ill health. He endured ulcers for many years, eventually in both legs. Commentators have supposed that these were a result of syphilis, but no evidence for the diagnosis has ever been offered. Certainly the records of his chief apothecaries, Richard Babham, Cuthbert Blackeden and Thomas Alson, show no administrations of the then treatment – mercury. None of his wives or known mistresses had the disease and his children showed no evidence of congenital syphilis. In fact, the ulceration could have come about through varicose veins, or damage through jousting accidents or at the hunt. Henry had periods of remission, then agonising swelling and discharge; he also became depressed and the pain added to his scary, unpredictable temper. Henry’s biographer, Edward Hall, also pointed out that by 1528 Henry suffered from bladder trouble and water retention. In all this exercise was made more difficult and Henry put on weight rapidly. By 1546 he could hardly walk; he was carried inside and out in a set of wooden, velvet and gold-decorated specially constructed chairs called ‘trams’, probably like the later sedan chairs. He had to be winched onto his horse and his armour was cut open to accommodate his swollen legs. Leg bandages oozing stinking pus from his ulcers caused courtiers to always remember their scented pomanders.
Henry died at Whitehall Palace at around 2 o’clock on the morning of Friday 28 January 1547 at the age of 55. The king’s cadaver lay in its anthropoid lead coffin within a 6ft 10in elm chest in the Privy Chamber prior to its lowering into the vault in St George’s Chapel at Windsor; it took sixteen Yeomen of the Guard ‘of exceptional height and strength’ to manoeuvre the coffin. It is recorded that during a funeral service at the Bridgettine monastery of Syon Abbey, Isleworth, Middlesex, en route for Windsor, Henry’s coffin burst open spreading ‘offensive matter’, and filling the chapel with ‘a most obnoxious odour’. Dogs were discovered soon after licking up the monarch’s remains. In 1813 the vault was opened at Windsor and Henry’s coffin was seen to have ‘gaped open’ to reveal his ‘awesome skeleton’. It seems that the king’s heart and viscera, removed during the process of embalming, remained in London, to be buried in the chapel of Whitehall Palace.
If a death certificate had been issued for the psychotic, paranoid bully that was Henry VIII, modern medical historians would suggest that entries could include amyloid disease, Cushing’s syndrome (i.e. abnormality of the adrenal glands), chronic nephritis with uraemia and gravitational ulcer of the leg. It is estimated that Henry had a BMI of 35 and probably weighed between 25–30 stone. Thus today, Henry would be described as being morbidly obese; its cause a matter of learned opinion.
Did King Canute harness the waves?
Thou, too, art subject to my command, as the land on which I am seated is mine; and no one has ever resisted my commands with impunity. I command you, then, not to flow over my land, nor presume to wet the feet and robe of your lord.
Henry of Huntingdon, History of the English.
Canute, known to modern historians as Cnut, erstwhile Viking king of Denmark and of Norway, was crowned King of England at Old St Pauls on 6 January 1017. He was the first Dane to be crowned King of England, although his father Swegen ‘Forkbeard’ had conquered the land in 1013 and was elected king. Canute was married twice; first to Elfgifu of Northampton, daughter of Alfhelm, ealdorman (i.e. district governor) of Northampton, then to Emma of Normandy, widow of Athelred II ‘The Unready’, King of the English. Canute married Emma ostensibly to strengthen his right to the English throne; this he did while married to Elfgifu, who remained his ‘handfast’ wife (i.e. common-law wife) in accordance with Scandinavian law.
Documents about Canute’s early reign are few and although the skalds of the Scandinavian world portrayed him as a great warrior, several chroniclers are prejudiced against him. He is portrayed as tyrannical, systematically murdering or banishing the prominent nobles of Saxon England. Nevertheless, he kept several Saxon nobles on his side who he elevated, such as Godwin, Earl of Wessex, to a powerful position. He also cultivated Wulfstan, Archbishop of York and Lyfing, Archbishop of Canterbury, and with the former he issued law codes based on those already promulgated by the Saxon kings.
Canute enters British folklore with the story of him sitting on his throne on the beach and commanding the tide to turn. The popular legend suggests that Canute wanted to show his people, enemies and continental neighbours that he had authority over the waves; the implications being that he controlled the northern waters of Europe. After all, he had commanded the Danish fleet in his father’s time. This would certainly be the slant given by those who wished to make him out as an arrogant, harsh ruler who wanted to rule and repress. Yet there was another and more plausible side to the story.
By the 1020s, Canute had mellowed his former rule and had swung towards piety. His interest in church music caused him to compose a song for the Benedictine monks to sing as he and his knights rowed past their priory on the Isle of Ely:
Merrily sung the monks in Ely,
When Cnut the king rowed thereby;
Rowed knights near the land,
And hear we these monks sing.
He gave considerable donations to the Church – particularly Christchurch (Canterbury) – in the hope of buying salvation for his soul. Thus in trying to command the waves he was piously indicating that he did not have power over nature. More than this, too, he was reminding obsequious courtiers, who had suggested that even the waves would recede at his command, of his mortality. According to Henry of Huntingdon (c. 1084–1155), in his Historia Anglorum, as the waves soaked Canute’s feet he rose from his throne and addressed his assembled companions thus: ‘Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth and sea obey by eternal laws.’ Thereafter, noted the biographer Goscelin (fl.1099), he discarded his gold crown, as a sign of humility, and placed it on the figure of Christ crucified at Winchester Minster.
Where these events were supposed to take place is a matter of dispute. Traditionally they are sited at Bosham on England’s south coast. Yet a much earlier account by the Norman author of Lestorie des Engles, Geoffrey Gaimar (fl.1140) – who does not refer to Canute sitting on a throne – sets the events in the estuary of the Thames.
Canute died of a terminal illness at Shaftesbury, Dorset, on 12 November 1035. He was aged around 50 and his body was buried at the Old Minster, Winchester. His bones today are in one of the painted wooden chests at Winchester Cathedral on top of the choir screen in the presbytry, mingled with those of Saxon and Danish kings. As a monarch who conquered, established and ruled one of the most powerful of all Scandinavian empires, Canute showed himself to be one of the most important rulers of the day, whose potent sovereignty was universally recognised. So the story of the waves may have had an element of truth when chroniclers wished to portray the background to Canute’s authority. Today the story is cited as an instance of futility and ignorant arrogance.
Why did Charles II hide in an oak tree?
A TALL DARK MAN ABOVE TWO YARDS HIGH
Rump Parliament poster appeal for the capture of Charles IIafter the Battle of Worcester,1651.
Boscobel House, Shropshire, lies where the old Forest of Brewood covered the area, 9 miles north-west of Wolverhampton. It was built around 1630 by John Giffard as a hunting lodge and its name derives from the Italian bosco bello (beautiful wood). The family of Giffard was Roman Catholic at a time when non-attendance of Church of England services fell foul of heavy fines and Roman priests were in danger of execution if caught. Indeed a member of the Giffard family had acted as a double-agent in the Babington Conspiracy (1586), which intended the murder of Elizabeth I and the installation in her place of the Scotto-French Mary, Queen of Scots. The plotters were duly punished and Mary, Queen of Scots was executed in 1587. At the time of Charles II’s flight from the Battle of Worcester, Boscobel House was rented to a Roman Catholic family of farmers, the Penderels, so Boscobel’s owner, Charles Giffard – one of the king’s fleeing party – suggested they make for the isolated Giffard ‘safe house’ of Whiteladies further on. By Kidderminster and Stourbridge the fleeing royal party arrived at Whiteladies (now ruined) at dawn, 4 September 1651.
The king was disguised as one ‘Will Jones’, a woodman, in a ‘green jerkin, grey cloth breeches, leather doublet and greasy soft hat’; his ‘royal clothes’ were disposed of. As Cromwellian troops were in the vicinity looking for fugitives from the battle, Charles hid in woodland, his aristocratic retainers having now dispersed. The king would be safest travelling with few retainers, one of which was Richard Penderel. By 9 September Cromwell had placed a price of £1,000 on the king’s capture. No one ever claimed the prize. As they made their way from Whiteladies in the direction of the Severn, Charles and Penderel dodged troopers and, frugally fed by trusted Penderel tenants, they decided that there were too many hazards in their path and they must make for Boscobel House and the comparative safety of the Penderel household.
What were the events that brought Charles II to Boscobel House? Charles Stuart was the eldest surviving son of Charles I and his queen Henrietta Maria, daughter of Henry IV of France. He was born at St James’s Palace, London, on 29 May 1630. After a safe childhood in the magnificence of his father’s palaces, Charles was 12 when the Civil War broke out. Quickly he became proficient in military activities and at the age of 14 he was in command of Royalist troops in the West Country. The tide of war swung against the Royalists and, following the loss of Hereford and Chester in 1645, Charles heeded his father’s advice and fled to France via the Scilly and Channel Islands to reach his exiled mother in Paris. By 1648 he was in Holland, where his sister Mary, the Princess Royal, had married William, Prince of Orange. Here Charles had a dalliance with Lucy Walter (d.1658), who bore him a son James in 1649; the child went on to be Duke of Monmouth. While in the Hague, Charles heard of his father’s execution at Whitehall Palace on 30 January 1649.
On 16 February 1649, the month before the new (republican) parliament abolished the monarchy, Charles was proclaimed king in Jersey, and a short while later the Scottish parliament proclaimed him monarch (if he was prepared to recognise the Scottish Covenant of 1638). Ever a man to bend with the wind, Charles agreed an ambiguous treaty with the Scots and, despite Cromwellian occupation of Scotland, he was crowned King of Scotland at Scone Abbey on 1 January 1651.
While Oliver Cromwell went on to show the Scots that he meant business, in July 1651 Charles led an army into England. On 3 September they were at Worcester; nearly 17,000 Royalists under Charles, with James, the 1st Duke of Hamilton and David Leslie, Baron Newark faced 28,000 Roundheads led by Cromwell, Charles Fleetwood, Col Thomas Harrison and Col John Lambert. Fierce fighting took place at Powick Bridge, south of Worcester. Battle raged for five hours, but Charles was driven back into Worcester city. He tried to rally his straggling, defeated troops. At length Charles was persuaded to escape by way of St Martin’s Gate. The Royalist cause was destroyed, but it remained to save the person of the king.
Charles II own version of the melodramatic escape from the Battle of Worcester was recounted to diarist Samuel Pepys twice; the first time was aboard the RY Royal Charles on 23 May 1660 en route to his triumphal restoration, then again at Newmarket races in October 1680. Although Sir Walter Scott enthralled his readers in a fictional version of the escape in his novel Woodstock (1820), the main facts of the events are these: On 3 September 1651 Charles vanished into the darkness north of Worcester with a small group of Royalists including George Villiers, 2nd Duke of Buckingham, James Stanley, 7th Earl of Derby and John Maitland, 2nd Earl (later Duke) of Lauderdale. They were heading for the sanctuary of Brewood Forest and then – recommended by Lauderdale and Derby – the ‘loyal house’ of Boscobel. So this is what brought Charles to the Boscobel policies.
Safe for a while Charles caught up with news of the aftermath of the battle and heard that Royalist Major William Carlis was hiding in the nearby wood. Carlis now joined Charles and the pair perched themselves in a thick foliated pollard oak from where they could observe the environs of the house. Later Charles recounted to Samuel Pepys: ‘While we were in the tree we [saw] soldiers going up and down … searching for persons escaped.’ The king was able to sleep for a while in the tree; although a cushion had been provided by the Penderels, the king’s 6ft 2in frame was uncomfortably contorted. That evening (6 September), the king and Major Carlis descended from the oak and took refuge in Boscobel House. That night Charles rested in a priest’s hiding place at the top of the building but the next day Cromwell’s troopers were deemed far enough away for the king to walk in the garden.
This was just the beginning of Charles’s tortuous escape plans: from lawyer Thomas Whitgreave’s house, Mosely Old Hall, where troopers searched the house while the king hid in a secret room, to Col John Lane’s home at Bently Hall near Walsall and then on to the Cromwellian-held Bristol. Dogged by bad luck no passage was available for Charles at Bristol and it was not until 15 October at 4 o’clock in the morning that Charles embarked at Shoreham for the Continent. Subsequent biographical details of Charles II are well known. He was restored to the throne in 1660 and crowned at Westminister Abbey on 23 April 1661. Charles ruled until his death at Whitehall Palace, 6 February 1685, aged 54.
Today a descendant of the original tree marks the spot of the dramatic affairs. A spin-off for these events was once celebrated as Oak Apple Day. Until the middle of the nineteenth century it was celebrated as a public holiday on 29 May, Charles II’s birthday and the day of his restoration in 1660. Some fervent Royalists even wore oak leaves in hats and lapels, while others decorated house doorways with oak boughs. Charles also contemplated founding a new order to be called Knight of the Royal Oak, but plans were never set in motion. The tree, too, was an inspiration for the ‘Royal Oak’ inn signs.
What was the real relationship between Queen Victoria and her Highland servant JohnBrown?
He has been taken and I feel again very desolate, and forlorn … for what, my dear faithfull Brown … for he was in my service for 34 years and for 18 never left me for a single day … did for me, no one else can. The comfort of my daily life gone … the void is terrible … the loss is irreparable! The most affectionate children, no lady or gentleman can do what he did.
Queen Victoria to Alfred, Lord Tennyson,Osborne, 14 August 1883.
One morning in September 1866 the British Minister Plenipotentiary, the Hon. E.A.J. Harris, based at Berne, Switzerland, opened his copy of the Gazette de Lausanne and was horrified to read the following:
On dit [They say] … that with Brown and by him she consoles herself for Prince Albert, and they go even further. They add that she is in an interesting condition, and that if she was not present for the Volunteers Review, and at the inauguration of the monument to Prince Albert, it was only in order to hide her pregnancy. I hasten to add that the Queen has been morganatically married to her attendant for a long time, which diminishes the gravity of the thing.
Queen Victoria pregnant by her Highland servant! Harris nearly succumbed to apoplexy. Without consulting the Foreign Secretary, Lord Edward Henry Stanley (later 15th Lord Derby), Harris made an official complaint to the Swiss Federal Council concerning the paper’s allegations. The Swiss authorities did nothing. The Foreign Office was somewhat embarrassed at Harris’s intervention and officially withdrew the complaint through the Swiss ambassador to the Court of St James. Nevertheless, Harris had given the scurrilous nonsense the oxygen of publicity it would not otherwise have achieved. Back in Britain, not even the socialist radical weekly Reynolds’s Newspaper – certainly no supporter of Queen Victoria and the Royal Family – followed up the story. Where the allegations had come from is unclear. Some say they originated in Paris to be imported to Britain in French pornography, yet from such gossip branched a whole tree of slander and innuendo; its echoes still reverberating today.