Life Here Below E-Book

Michael J Farrell

• Herausgeber: New Island
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014

Beschreibung

A dippy photographer shoots talking donkeys and invisible strangers. A professor who in his youth vowed to kill Ian Paisley has so far failed to do so. A brash young journalist wants the local paper to save the world, but the editor prefers football. Only a thin veil separates the world we think we know from the other universe we suspect. Does a son always know his father and vice versa? When a large old duffer gets stuck in Newgrange, can love provide a way out? Why can't the future be obvious as the past? Michael J. Farrell insists his stories are what people brood over in the small hours until some see the light. What they see is the fragile earth redeemed time and again by surprises. Ballinasloe may seem an odd beginning of the end of George W. Bush. A saintly old archbishop and a worldly new bishop climb Croagh Patrick together, ecclesiastical chalk and cheese each in search of a different end of the rainbow. New arrivals find one astronaut too many at the International Space Station. Life here below, Farrell contends, would be a dire place without insights and epiphanies and, of course, porter.

Leseprobe

LIFE HERE BELOW

Lifehere below

A collection of stories

By Michael J. Farrell

LIFE HERE BELOW

First published 2014

by New Island

16 Priory Office Park

Stillorgan

County Dublin

www.newisland.ie

Copyright © Michael J. Farrell, 2014

Michael J. Farrell has asserted his moral rights.

PRINT ISBN: 978-1-84840-355-0

EPUB ISBN: 978-1-84840-356-7

MOBI ISBN: 978-1-84840-357-4

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New Island receives funding from the Arts Council.

Notes

The first segment of The Ronan Chronicles is an edited version of Pascal’s Wager, which was runner-up for the Francis McManus Award in 2006 and was included in Life in the Universe (Stinging Fly Press, 2009). The remainder of the story is new.

All That Delirium is an edited version of the first chapter of a novel awaiting a publisher. À la Descartes and Strangers have already appeared in The Stinging Fly, while Pagans appeared in The Moth.

About The Author

Michael J. Farrell is a native of County Longford. A varied career included many years in journalism in the USA. He reviewed books for the Los Angeles Times, and was a long-time editor of the National Catholic Reporter. His novel, Papabile, won the Thorpe Menn Award in 1998. He retired to the Irish midlands in 2003 to write fiction. His work has been published widely.

Dedication

For Marilyn

Contents

The Local Paper

À la Descartes

Pagans

Urban Myth

Inquisition

Burntollet Bridge

Strangers

Troubles

Emily’s Fault

Family

Odd One Out

Higherarchy

The Ronan Chronicles

Wishful Thinking

The Child

Death Shall Have No Dominion

All That Delirium

The Local Paper

In the newspaper world, tragedy is king. The media will beat the breast, but deep down they are waiting for the grim reaper or some lesser malefactor to do them a favour. If the journalist feels giddy though, it is not from cruelty or even greed. It is, rather, some primordial urge in the journalistic soul to make sense of good and evil.

None of this entered my mind the day Evie Adams fell down on the side of a country road as I was driving by. Yet for some reason, I stopped. There is, it transpires, only a narrow divide between what is and what might be.

A year or two earlier, I prowled for an hour, hating myself, before venturing past the brass plaque declaring that the Midland Observer was founded in 1893. Inside, the buxom girl, a defiant red ribbon in her hair, insisted on ignoring me.

“I’d like to apply for the reporter position.”

“Have you an appointment?” She eyed me with that lack of civility I have lately noticed creeping through the culture.

“Sorry.” I’d be humble, and when eventually I became editor of this pitiful rag I’d fire her first thing some sunny day. It’s not that I’m thin-skinned on the one hand or malicious on the other, it’s just that Ireland needs to snap out of this mood it’s in.

She led me down a narrow corridor to a door with Editor written in gold on frosted glass. She opened the door without knocking. What if he has just farted, I couldn’t help thinking. Or worse – we’re all human after all. In the light of such misgivings, it was edifying to find Liam O’Lally face to face with a computer amid clouds of smoke just when one thought tobacco had been banished from the land.

“Someone to see you,” and the sassy girl disappeared. The office was impressively untidy, an appropriate confusion of paper and bric-a-brac; but gloomy, an ideal refuge for outmoded ideas.

“Can you give me another word for layabout?” he said, without looking up.

“I’m here about the reporter job.” If he wanted a word he’d have to pay for it. I had hoped to find an outsized character, a throwback, perhaps a white-suited eccentric with a Mark Twain mane. Instead, he had the standard country face on which life had made little impression except for a bulbous nose and, higher up, tufts of parched hair that reminded one of the Burren in July.

“I suppose you’re qualified?”

“Why certainly.” Job interviews have not kept pace with our general progress as a species. I was grossly overqualified but there was no formula for saying so. “A master’s degree from Dublin,” I said. “Another from Cork. A spell in Oxford.” At that his eyes widened. I decided not to mention my world tour, on camel and bicycle, from Kiev to the Himalayas and back to Ballinasloe. I also failed to tell him my spell in Oxford was on a building site.

“A master’s, is it? What’s your name?”

“William Wilde.” Fortunately this was the truth. There is a lot to be said for names, windows on one’s pedigree, though in my own case the mists of time had covered the family tracks. I had, all the same, the best of intentions, which were two-fold: first, to make enough money to support a convivial lifestyle; and second, to improve the human condition because anyone could see it had lost its moral compass. Yes, I know: I, too, saw the Sisyphean dimensions of my ambitions, but that’s life: a walking, talking paradox, most of us hovering between pie in the sky and old-fashioned sin.

“I presume you’re a regular reader?”

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

“I mean, the Midland Observer.”

“Oh not the Midland Observer. I’m afraid it stinks.”

I am, as anyone can see, a high-energy individual. I was already twenty-five. My generation was in a hurry. Nearly everyone I knew already owned a BMW and a two-storey house or two. The smart ones had gone into engineering, while I, in the throes of some metaphysical hangover, opted to be a poet – not necessarily writing verse, which demands grammar and that, but I pitched my tent on the Dionysian side of the river, where the sun shines brighter and the maidens dance with longer legs.

“Stinks, does it?” His pipe was now smoking like a volcano.

“Look at it.” I grabbed a copy. “A few beatings; a murder or two, because deep down people love murders; or a few drunks getting their comeuppance, because readers hanker to see their neighbours humiliated. And football. I’ll grant you, you cover football thoroughly. If I came in from Mars I’d know at once that football was our bread and butter here.”

“From Mars, is it?” He seemed so serene, with a ginger cat under the chair.

“Speaking of which, why don’t you do an article about the recent shady past and dim future of the race? About what’s happening up in the Milky Way? What would Einstein say, or Pseudo-Dionysius?” Sure, I was showing off, and once one heads down that road hubris takes over. “There is a whole new paradigm out there. It’s up to you to bring the Irish midlands into Europe, which is the next big thing. Think of Charlemagne and De Gaulle and Maggie Thatcher, or, if you prefer, the Spice Girls. Between ourselves, Mr O’Lally, you’re talking down to people. They buy all that guff only because they need to find out who died in the obituaries. It’s an insult. They’re educated now. They don’t need an article on the new traffic lights.” I’ll be sorry, I was thinking as I ranted. But it would never be a BMW kind of job anyway, more likely a Ford Fiesta kind of job. I should have signed up for engineering when I was young, that’s what I was really talking about.

“Thank you,” Liam O’Lally said, all placid, tamping the tobacco with his stained thumb. I had dug a hole in his life and thrown him into it. “You may be right,” he was saying. The smoke curled beautifully. I resolved to try a pipe as soon as I got a job.

“I suppose I might as well go now.”

“What’s your hurry?” It’s not easy to look sad and sly at once, but he managed it. “You’re the only applicant,” and he actually winked; it would be our secret.

That very evening, he sent me to cover a football match.

“Are you sure I’m ready?”

“It’s not an important match.”

My report was on his hard drive when he arrived in the morning. There was, I declared authoritatively, a paid attendance of twenty-seven. I reported on who scored what, and the “altercation” (fights were so twentieth-century) in the second half that resulted in a bloody nose and a sending-off. I realized that all this was just an excuse for the two pages of photos taken by our prize-winning photographer Red O’Brien.

“That about covers it,” O’Lally said with satisfaction, and in a euphoric moment suggested I try an editorial.

“About what?”

“Whatever needs to be said.”

Football was fine, new supermarket launchings were inevitable, but editorials got down to saving the world. I recalled some of the great historical occasions, from world wars to landings on the moon, and the editorials, without which they would never have been embedded in the great scheme of things. Then I thought of the philosopher Kierkegaard, whose ideas had finally caught up with my own. On a Sunday afternoon, a century and a half earlier, smoking a cigar in a Copenhagen park, Soren Kierkegaard realized his peers were getting rich and famous from new inventions and discoveries, while he languished in obscurity. Their success, he saw, came from making life easier for people. But K wasn’t a curmudgeon for nothing. A day would come, he speculated, when people would get tired of the easy life. After a million years of assorted hardships, human nature and misery were a better fit than human nature and happiness. So K figured he would eventually grow rich and famous by making life hard again. I waxed for a page or two about the sagging standards of our day. Making life harder, I wrote, may sound unsavoury to a narcissistic generation, but survival is a commendable prospect when one considers the alternative.

“Tell me the truth. Did you make that up?”

“Certainly not,” I pretended to be insulted. “You’ll find it in Kierkegaard’s Concluding Unscientific Postscript.”

There was, it transpired, a staff of thirteen at the paper, but most of them were in accounting and advertising, unsung heroes keeping reality’s wheels turning. A Lithuanian blonde named Lillie tended the website and filled pages of the paper with flighty gossip about Hollywood borrowed from the Internet.

O’Lally sent me to report on a controversial new car park. Such progress often splits people into vested interests or even enemies. The trouble was people. Behind a façade of amiability the island was having an identity crisis. Once wild, then tamed, first by the saints and scholars, then by the British, and latterly by ourselves, we Irish were returning now to a savagery that left no room for loving your neighbour as yourself.

The pipe would stick straight out from O’Lally’s yellow teeth as he let the smoke have its way. The delete button kept him from going berserk.

I was not, in short, galloping up the ladder to success.

Then Evie Adams fell down and my rusty Ford Fiesta insisted on stopping.

“Are you all right?” She was spreadeagled in the tangled grass amid dandelions. She had bronze-black hair, short and choppy. From the corner of my eye I had seen her turn to rubber, the knees buckling this way and that, throwing her arms out as she folded.

Since going to work for O’Lally, I had occasionally longed for a tragedy to challenge my youthful ambition. I never thought of longing for a rubber woman with one eye closed and the other looking beyond me at the sky. “Hello?” It’s plain to see why people don’t stop in cases like this. Stopping is the easy part, but then what? I got down on my knees and folded her into a dignified posture. She had a flat chest under a summery dress sprinkled with flowers; probably daisies, and she looked like a scarecrow. “Can you hear me?”

When she failed to answer I tried her pulse, took note of her steady breathing. “I’m stuck with you now,” I said out loud. “We’ll have to wait until help arrives.” I had to be cool. I had noticed that in the new, heartless Ireland, people would sue you for doing them a favour. “Took a jar too many, did you?” Silence. “If you could tell me where you live, we could both get this episode behind us.”

“Over there,” she then pointed her rubbery arm vaguely down the road.

“Can you stand up?”

“You’ll need to carry me.”

And I did: to a neat cottage a mile away with roses round the door and a lazy sheep dog by the sheltery side of a wall.

“Give it a push,” she said as we approached the door. I placed her on a sofa. “I’ll be all right now.”

I gave her every chance to thank me but she just watched with that vacant gaze. I nodded repeatedly as I backed out. I even nodded to the dog. I planned to think no more about her. That’s how innocent I was.

“This is Evie,” she said on the phone.

“I don’t know any Evie.”

“You carried me home when I had my spell.”

“Is that what it was?”

“Aye, a spell.”

“What can I do for you?”

“It’s not as simple as that,” Evie said.

An hour later we were eyeing each other across cups of tea in Fred’s. The orange-black hair had a sheen like certain birds in spring. She was neatly dressed and looked more trendy than on the grass; and younger, maybe thirty-odd.

“I heard what you were saying.”

“What was I saying?”

“When I was on the side of the road. I heard you.”

“Sorry.” The world was on edge because we had kept the Furies locked up so long. I used to make apologies, therefore, for all manner of things rather than go to war over them. “If I offended you, I’m sorry.”

“You work for the newspaper?” She had to look sideways for her one good eye to focus on me.

“Aye, the Midland Observer.”

“Are you going to write about me?”

“Alas, you’re not news.”

“I’m as much news as that car park.” Her shoulders rose and fell and her body wriggled like an eel. “I wasn’t a bit drunk.”

“Is that right?”

“I’m mad.” She stared steadily at me, defying me to deny it. “I admit I take a sup. But I fall down on account of the other.”

“What other?”

“Insanity.”

“Is that what you want me to write?”

“Whatever you think yourself.” At one moment she looked abject and ugly, then a light would pass over her face like the sun over countryside and make her beautiful. The tortured body would lean forward or back, and her mind, too, squirmed like an eel.

I made enquiries. She had been in and out of institutions, I was told. She lived alone. No one knew about relatives except for an uncle who, years ago, had drowned himself after allowing an easy goal during the dying moments of a football match.

“Wise up or I’ll sack you,” O’Lally warned, and put me on a regime of county council meetings. I smuggled Plato, Erasmus and other luminaries into my reports. He never said a word, just yanked the interfering luminaries.

“Are you hungry?” I would drive out to Evie’s fairy-tale cottage on my day off.

“I love you,” Evie would say, over and over.

“Not so loud, Evie.” I had quickly gained my own small reputation as an eccentric. I didn’t mind: it was part of the package I aspired to be. Kierkegaard the quasi-hunchback had in his day been dogged through the streets of Copenhagen by snotty urchins taunting him, “Either or, either or,” which is a whole other story.

The secret is to avoid seeing their faces, whether Evie’s, or the Third World faces expiring from hunger, or the Bosnian faces bound by the wrists going down a briary lane to get their bullet. I was beginning to feel sympathy for the smoking O’Lally. He wasn’t so much editing a newspaper; he was editing life. He got up every day to face life-and-death decisions as to whom the people of the midlands would care about and whom they could with good consciences ignore. His decisions, in a roundabout way, were crucial to the great scheme of things.

“Who have you belonging to you, Evie?”

“Kith and kin, do you mean? Neither kith nor kin.”

“So who looks after you when you, you know, take a turn and fall upside down on the road?”

“I snap out of it.” She was cheery and even frolicsome. Her nerves gave her body no rest, there was surely a medical name for what ailed her. “Are you going to write about me?”

Too few appreciate the awesome power of the local paper. The Midland Observer came out on Wednesdays. By nine o’clock, irrespective of world events, the paper had insinuated itself into every household. On outlying farms, animals were often neglected. A similar spell gripped towns and villages. All this concentration had an extraordinary effect on the community. Tens of thousands of people reading the same thing at the same time, guided by the slick words of journalists and the wise choices of editors, became a force for good or evil that not even money could buy. The result was akin to mass hypnosis. When, therefore, a villain came into view, and the paper shone its spotlight on him, the public vilification soon had him, or even her, paying the piper. In like manner, when sympathy was brought to bear, compassion flowed like a mighty river, with an energy not unlike the prayers of yesterday’s mystics. That is why, even in this cynical age, there are still miracles in the world.

I took this hypothesis to O’Lally.

“Forget that nonsense,” he said kindly, like a childless old uncle.

All that spring I would go out to the cottage to see her. Last year’s roses had scarcely died when the new buds appeared, yellows and reds. I preferred them young like that, all promise, for I had never seen a grown rose that lived up to its potential.

One day, curled up in a bloated armchair donated by the Vincent de Paul, she handed me a letter. “Read it,” she said. She hadn’t opened it. “I can’t read with one eye,” she explained. “The eye that went blind was my reading eye.”

The letter advised her that she was expected at the hospital for treatment.

“It’s for my multiple sclerosis,” she sprang out of the chair and plugged in the kettle, all business. “Evie is off to the hospital.” She always talked as if she had a handful of pebbles in her mouth. “Evie is going to die.” And then she fell down in a heap. I put her on the sofa. She covered her swollen eyes with two little knuckles. I made her tea and for an hour told her how the world worked and how the infamous O’Lally was dragging his feet, refusing to tell readers about the criminal profits of oil companies and especially about her own poignant story.

She would laugh on inappropriate occasions. This made sense in light of my theory that even sticks and stones know well what’s going on. Such as whether it’s raining or not. And when I look sheep or goats in the eye I fear they know what I’m thinking. I can’t prove any of this but neither can the enemy prove the opposite. We’re all waiting for someone to come along and reveal the whys and wherefores. But forget sticks and stones: Evie Adams was a puzzle entirely. She would talk smartly at times, stupidly at other times. But who’s to say what’s stupid and what’s not? I who usually gave hens and geese the benefit of the doubt could not but do the same when Evie acted oddly.

She vomited the spring away. She refused the hospital treatment. Bravo, I told her, I don’t know why, and in return she vomited all over my only suit. Social workers and neighbours descended on her with offhand love. They eyed me with suspicion, which seemed all the more justified when Evie would tell them she loved me.

It was not as if I had no other life. I hobnobbed with engineers and bankers and rugby footballers. I attended poetry slams and art openings. I drank lager and vodka while putting off the day when I’d be ready to smoke a pipe. On slow Saturday nights I squired that overweight receptionist whose career I had long ago vowed to torpedo. I had postponed the hunt for wealth, but a young man never abandons the hunt for love.

“Just once, if you could put her in the paper,” I said again to O’Lally, “simple, uncomplicated happiness might cure her.”

“You need to get rid of that messianic complex.”

She spent the summer in an electric wheelchair provided by the do-gooders. “Look!” She would press a button and the chair would perform. I would hug her, wrapping my arms around a ghost.

“Any pain?”

“A pain in the arse.” And she laughed with the pebbles in her mouth and a drip from her nose. She was incontinent and wore diapers, she told me with pride. She knew she was paying her dues to the human condition. A hairdresser had come and made her hair curly with a touch of green in it like a peacock. A local woman applied cheerful make-up. “Look at me now.” She would cock her head sideways. “If I wasn’t insane you’d fall for me.”

“We’ll never know.”

“If you asked me to marry you I’d have said yes.” And I would go silent. “It would have been a royal wedding. And a honeymoon in Gibraltar. Hold my hand.” And I would squeeze her clammy little hand while she sighed with satisfaction. That summer was the sunniest in living memory. Her little house grew brighter. I would borrow a rose from beside the door and stick it in her hair.

“Never forget, I’m still nutty.”

“Don’t I know.”

“And ugly, too.”

“I’ve seen worse.”

She spent all her waking hours in the kitchen. Nowadays we have rooms for almost everything, but no one builds a room to be sick in, much less a room to die in.

“I have something to show you.” She was in her electric chair, a plaid shawl draped over her knobby knees. She was full of pain killers provided by the nurse, she would soon go sleepy and comatose; it was a way of practicing death a little at a time before nodding off for good. “Follow me.” She loved to go places in that chair, negotiating doors, slapping the wall to stay on track. I followed her to the parlour, full of shadows and presences. A pot of artificial flowers sat sullenly before the fireplace. She opened a drawer and withdrew an envelope. “Read it.”

The two pages were faded and stained: a much-used letter.

“Dear Evie,” it began. And told her she should do herself a favour and forget about a certain Jack. Rather rude, I thought, and the handwriting cocksure with curvy flourishes. “Please destroy this letter after you’ve read it,” Jack wrote. He should have known better. For nearly twenty years she had been reading it.

“So who’s Jack?”

“I was young at the time,” she looked at me sideways with her distorted old face. “I was all go. And fierce stylish. You should see my long hair down to my backside. I was too good for Jack. He was handsome enough but he had only one eye.”

“Like you,” I said.

“No, I had two eyes at the time.” Dusk had fallen. The neighbour would be coming to put her to bed just as soon as I left. “I was a sight to see at that time in my life.”

“It’s time you forgot about Jack. He could be dead.”

“Oh no, he’s not dead. Look at the last line,” and her nerves sent her body into spasms as often happened when she was excited.

“I shall never see the moon for the rest of my life without thinking of you,” the last line said.

“We used to watch the moon. And to this day, when I see it, I know he’s watching it – not all the time, I’m not that daft, but sometimes, I know, the two of us are watching it together. It’s sentimental old shite, but that’s life.”

“So what happened your eye?”

“I stuck a fork in it.”

“On purpose or by accident?”

“What’s the difference?”

When her head drooped sleeping on her chest, I stole away. When the next month’s moon came, I would look up through my bedroom window and think of Jack off somewhere, and wonder about him, and think of Evie making the huge decision to have only one good eye, like Jack. Or I might be in a crowd, or in the presence of some local lovely, and there the moon would suddenly be, a surprise, tugging at the tides, tugging at our lives.

That was the last time I saw Evie. I would like to be able to say her soul streaked across the sky like a long-tailed comet. All I know is, she died in the dark on a night our backs were turned.

The handful of people at the funeral included O’Lally. He shook my hand as if I were family.

“I’m glad that’s over.” I didn’t ask what he meant. “You’ll write an obituary,” he added with belated magnanimity.

The Midland Observer, I knew, could have caused enough stir in the world for Evie to have taken heart and gone on living. I tried for days to write a few mighty lines about her, some expiation on behalf of humanity, but certain lives do not fit neatly into the scheme of things. I would look up at the moon and crave inspiration. If I could find the right first word, I might have managed it. Out beyond the moon was the rest of the universe, about which I didn’t know a damn thing, except that there was a fifty-fifty chance of happiness there. Evie was surely yonder now and everything making sense. Yet the local paper wasn’t local for nothing. It was more at home with football and politicians posturing. The inscrutable midlands shuffled along unburdened by Evie’s story, while on moonless nights I waited for her to come back and give us one more chance.