Purple Turtles E-Book

Erik Kaiser

• Herausgeber: neobooks
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Deutsch

Seitenzahl: 27

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

Beschreibung

Purple Turtles is an easy collection of funny and humorous rhymes written by the german author during a visit in buddhist China, where he later became a vegan. The rhymes are meant to be read for relaxation. Their fantasy and imagination will inspire free and like minded spirits as well as friends of progressive poetry. The literature will attract the whole family, especially unbiased parents will be excited and of course you will enjoy reading also if you have no children, or not yet.

Leseprobe

PURPLE TURTLES - Relaxing with funny poetry

Written by Erik Kaiser

Today is a good day to study oology

let's have a survey involving gravity

defining introductory generosity

the result of our effort should be

no objectification for omelet and gravy

an offbeat of sustainable gentility

protection of endangered birds

with pencil, paper and useful words

A knitted baby elephant

he was very relevant

dancing just for fun

romancing with a bun

in a house of wool we can

enjoy a knitted hooligan

our alternative community

has some wool for tea

a cupboard with cloth

and a fire for the moth

Living in the la-la-land

an ox enjoys a chirping band

the suspect in biodiversity

acting without any anxiety

hosting a flock of parrots

digging through the carrots

My woodpecker is gentle

a nutcracker picking lentils

a shell-hacker without dent

the blues-tracker pays no rent

You are my greatest fan

thought the hen

before she ended 

in a big pan

A linsang in the shower

was eating a big flower

a sea otter in the hall

making a foreign call

a wink from a mink

hugging a bottle of ink

a gorilla on the desk

checking a manifest

a quartet of four

day of open door

Don't forget to mention

crocodiles intention

before you take

a bath in the lake

If you cross a crustacean

you can overcome frustration

by adding a bigger portion

of octopus distortion

you can record your despair

by composing a rare

weird inky saying

about crossover staying

there is nothing hipper

then glibber and crab 

combined to a flipper

in a crazy research lab

beings full of meaning

written for a leaning

against a creative shoulder

if the weather gets colder

A musical chameleon 

resting on accordion

in perfect symbiosis

imitating some roses

until heavy metal tone 

required a microphone

From a good cartridge

have a gray partridge

you can also brush

a flying song thrush

if the tone is too dark

try a skylark

The bird and the beaver

are no strong believer

if they hear the word

they don't raise the sword

My favorite habit

was to eat the rabbit

the feeling arouse

that I was a louse

When I suddenly recognized

that hamster entered 

the vacuum cleaner

he was already minimized

A squirrel on a balalaika

was dancing on a string

the nut and music liker

was improvising swing

A puffin and his son 

are having some fun

on the big bass drum

boss of them on the run

With a baby kangaroo

lent from the city's zoo 

you can surely enthrall

hearts of every young girl

his mother was warm

would you do him harm ?

he’s a good jumper

also no bad bumper

if everybody runs around 

hearts will have found

If elephants had wings

we would have to change 

our building codes

With the call of seagulls in the morning

we leave the dreams of our yearning

give us just one more turning

before the sun starts burning

In the fair

they had a pair

of turtles

completely purple

and fertile

the fare 

of the flair

was a nightmare

Today I complete my brochure

with several topics kosher

when the list has been established

I will be extinguished

a whole life demolished

they put me under pressure

with help of religious measure

a smiler must be a Rottweiler

a sombrero for the castrato

and no further da capo

because the life of a free-styler

has the status quo of nitro

my depot in the Gestapo

my child is a creature