2,99 €
Mehr erfahren.
- Herausgeber: Sand Dune Books
- Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
- Sprache: Englisch
Another deadly romantic comedy—three sisters, a smattering of ghost, a touch of romance, a boatload of mystery, and a stitch of southern humor.
Molly Campbell had everything—a gorgeous Louisiana mansion, a rich husband, and a lucrative career. Had—not has—because her redneck husband dies in a seven-car pileup on the way to a monster truck pull, setting off a chain of events that leaves her penniless and moving into her deceased Gran’s home in Carrington, Louisiana.
To say lifestyle change is a bitch is an understatement.
She misses Don (and admittedly, his money) but doesn’t miss his belittling manner.
When he comes to her in ghostly spirit and apologizes for every nasty thing he’s ever done (too little, too late), and that he lied to her about the bank account (too little, too gone), and tells her she needs to pay off his casino debt to keep the family safe (too overwhelming, too damn much!), and suggests that the truck accident might not have been an accident after all (too creepy, too murdered?), she gives him the cold shoulder.
Molly has no desire to listen to her deceased husband’s honeymoon phase sweet-talk and probable lies in death. She’d had enough of that while he was living.
But Don insists he was murdered, and when things start happening—eerie phone calls, threatening messages, and bullets whizzing past her on Gran’s porch—Molly concedes.
With her sisters in tow, and aided by a charming, tattooed private investigator, Molly seeks to uncover the truth. The suspense and hilarity that ensues might make you laugh out loud—seriously.
Dead serious.
Das E-Book können Sie in Legimi-Apps oder einer beliebigen App lesen, die das folgende Format unterstützen:
Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023
Ähnliche
SERIOUSLY DEAD
Ghosts of Carrington
Book 2
Maddie James
Sand Dune Books
Contents
SERIOUSLY DEAD
Maddie’s VIP Insider News
Seriously Dead
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter One—Gratefully Dead
Do you get Maddie’s Insider News?
SERIOUSLY DEAD
Ghosts of Carrington, Book 2
Maddie James
Seriously Dead
Copyright © 2023, Maddie James
ISBN: 978-1-62237-525-7
Editing, Formatting, and Cover Art by Jacobs Inc, LLC.
First Edition, May 2023
All rights reserved.
The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work, in whole or part, in any form by any electronic, mechanical, or other means, is illegal and forbidden, without the written permission of the publisher. This is a work of fiction. Characters, settings, names, and occurrences are a product of the author’s imagination and bear no resemblance to any actual person, living or dead, places or settings, and/or occurrences. Any incidences of resemblance are purely coincidental.
Published by Maddie James, Turquoise Morning, LLC, DBA Jacobs Ink, LLC. P.O. Box 20, New Holland, Ohio
Maddie’s VIP Insider News
Be the first to get the news about my books—new releases, free ebooks, sales and discounts, sneak peeks, and exclusive content! Just add your email address at this link:
https://maddiejamesbooks.com/pages/newsletter
Seriously Dead
Another deadly romantic comedy—three sisters, a smattering of ghost, a touch of romance, a boatload of mystery, and a stitch of southern humor.
Molly Campbell had everything—a gorgeous Louisiana mansion, a rich husband, and a lucrative career. Had—not has—because her redneck husband dies in a seven-car pileup on the way to a monster truck pull, setting off a chain of events that leaves her penniless and moving into her deceased Gran’s home in Carrington, Louisiana.
To say lifestyle change is a bitch is an understatement.
She misses Don (and admittedly, his money) but doesn’t miss his belittling manner.
When he comes to her in ghostly spirit and apologizes for every nasty thing he’s ever done (too little, too late), and that he lied to her about the bank account (too little, too gone), and tells her she needs to pay off his casino debt to keep the family safe (too overwhelming, too damn much!), and suggests that the truck accident might not have been an accident after all (too creepy, too murdered?), she gives him the cold shoulder.
Molly has no desire to listen to her deceased husband’s honeymoon phase sweet-talk and probable lies in death. She’d had enough of that while he was living.
But Don insists he was murdered, and when things start happening—eerie phone calls, threatening messages, and bullets whizzing past her on Gran’s porch—Molly concedes.
With her sisters in tow, and aided by a charming, tattooed private investigator, Molly seeks to uncover the truth. The suspense and hilarity that ensues might make you laugh out loud—seriously. Dead serious.
ChapterOne
“Geez, Molly, do you have to be such a damn needy drama queen?”
Molly Newberry Campbell swiped her nose on her sleeve and looked up at her sisters. She’d just finished a very ugly, hiccupping cry, and had laid her hot, damp cheek flat against the cool lacquered tabletop. The fact that she’d recently downed a little whiskey didn’t help. Their corner of the bar was semi-dark, with a smoky haze haloing the lights above them. She squinted first at Marla, her oldest sister, then at Mitzi, the middle sister, and gave them a half-drunk serious stare.
“Actually, yes I do,” she slurred. “I just buried my freakin’ husband. I deserve needy.”
“But we don’t need drama queen.”
“And it’s been two months.”
“Plus, you didn’t like him much near the end.”
“That’s not true!” Molly sat up straight in protest, then slid back, planting her face square on the bar.
The youngest Newberry sister, Molly had been babied by the family to some extent—she knew it and didn’t deny it. She’d always been coddled, and well, she liked playing the helpless act when she could get away with it. And when they weren’t babying her, they generally chided her for her dramatics—but over the past few weeks they had taken super good care of her, and she had no clue how she would repay them.
Tonight, was one of those nights.
“Only two months,” she reminded, talking into the bar top.
Mitzi sidled up to her. “She’s right, Marla. Cut her some slack.”
“We were supposed to get her mind off things tonight, not relive them,” Marla reminded.
“I love y’all…” Molly drawled, raising up. She took another long sip of her Southern Comfort and ginger ale, fished the Maraschino cherry out with her forefinger, popped it in her mouth and flung the stem away to the floor. Blinking, she stared at her sisters through her brain fog. She wished things were different—but was secretly grateful for the closeness she and her sisters had recently rekindled.
That’s what sisters did in a time of crisis. Right?
Even if they were blunt and a little mean girl to her occasionally.
Tragedy. It was all such a tragedy. Everyone said so.
Marla patted the back of her hand. “You know we’re here for you, Molly.” She shrugged and glanced at Mitzi. “We’re always here for each other. Dysfunctional family, or not.”
Dysfunctional? She supposed they were. Not every family could say they’d hid a dead body in their Gran’s freezer with the blackberries or had witnessed a deceased ex-brother-in-law come back to life in front of their faces.
They were, indeed, unique. That was what one called dysfunctional southern families, right? Yes. They were unique. Sounded a little quirkier and a lot more acceptable put that way.
But as for always being there for each other?
“Well n-not always….” Molly stuttered. “There was that time that y’all wouldn’t bail me out of that blind date with Jimmy Henderson’s cousin and I was literally dying to get out of the back seat of that old Chevy of Jimmy’s at the drive-in over in Athens.” She turned to Mitzi. “You remember, don’t you Mitz? Gawd. Why do guys think that kissing after eating onion rings is an okay thing?”
“That’s a night I’d rather not relive.”
Molly hiccupped. “Me neither. Onion ring French kisses are not good.”
Mitzi snorted. “That was the night you hooked up with Don, remember? Once we’d snatched you and whisked you away with us to the bowling alley?”
“But not soon enough.” She sniffed. “Jimmy’s cousin damn near popped my cherry that night.”
Marla spit her swallow of beer on the bar table. “Shit. I didn’t know it was that hot and heavy.”
“Not on my end. Thank God you two got there in time. Saved my ass again.” She paused, remembering that night and how awful it was at the drive-in. And later, after meeting Don, how the tables had turned. He was so nice back then. “Oh, Don…” The sniffling started again.
“Ah, shit, Mitzi,” Marla said and elbowed her in her side. “You are an idiot.”
Something stabbed Molly straight to the gut. She could do nothing but moan. Oh, Don… Mitzi rushed in closer. “I am so sorry Molly. I wasn’t thinking. I shouldn’t have mentioned him. I’m an insensitive bitch. I….”
“I can’t believe he’s gone!” Molly shrieked.
Turning heads registered in the periphery of her brain. She was likely about to make a spectacle of herself in one of Carrington, Louisiana’s only home-grown pubs. But the locals would understand, wouldn’t they? After all, everyone knew Don. Of course, they knew her, too. Or remembered her. She’d been the only double homecoming queen at Carrington High for decades. Both basketball and homecoming. People knew her. And knew Don. They were popular.
No. Prominent, as her mother would say. Popular was for teenagers. Prominent was for townsfolk.
“Oh, my stars! What am I going to do without him, girls? I mean, I have the kids, and the house, and the business and not to mention all those cars and his big-ass trucks and….”
She hiccupped and slugged back the rest of her whiskey. “I am doomed. My life is over. And my poor husband, mangled up in that seven-car pileup on the interstate. He didn’t deserve that.”
“Yeah,” Marla said. “A semi load of watermelons can sure put a damper on things.”
“Good God, Marla!” Mitzi put an arm around her little sister, turning to her. “I know honey. No matter what, Don didn’t deserve to die like that. It’s going to be tough. You’re just lonely now and vulnerable. Things will get better. It’s too soon to think that you could get over this so quickly. Give yourself—”
“I hate that bastard husband of mine!”
Marla and Mitzi both jumped back, eyes wide, and Molly almost giggled at their startled faces.
She straightened her back. She might have had one too many whiskeys, but she still enjoyed shocking her sisters. “Well, it’s true. Sonofabitch had to go and die. Ripping my life right out from under me. Nasty, belittling, liar of a man. I am more than mad. I am livid!”
And then she broke down and sobbed. “Oh gawd. He’s gone. The bastard is really dead. Seriously. Dead.”
“Seriously,” Marla repeated.
“Dead,” said Mitzi.
Molly laid her hot cheek flat against the table. “Yes. And I’m seriously in a pack of trouble.”
Out of the corner of her eye, Molly watched her sisters look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and lean into the table.
“Okay, I’ll bite. What kind of trouble, Molly? Spill it,” said Marla.
Molly glanced from one sister to another. “Oh, I can’t. It’s so damn embarrassing.”
“Look.” Marla leaned closer. “You know you’re going to have to tell us eventually, because likely we’ll be bailing you out, so just go on and say the words.”
Molly sucked in a breath and attempted to sit up straighter. “All right.”
“Well…?”
“It’s money. I have money problems.”
“But Don was loaded.”
“Was, being the operative word, I guess. Dead guys aren’t still loaded.”
“But didn’t the money go to you? He had insurance, right?” Mitzi peered into her eyes.
Molly shook her head. “Nada. Nothing. No. Apparently not. And it appears he was in debt up to his pretty blue eyeballs.”
“Holy shit on a shingle.”
“I guess he’d been gambling. There’s this guy from the casino who keeps coming by the house to collect.”
Marla cocked a brow. “I didn’t know Don gambled.”
Molly shrugged. “Me, either. Except that he and Tom—you know, his business partner—had been spending a lot of time at the casino lately. Don said it was business, but now I wonder. How many construction deals are made over a blackjack table, really?”
“This is not good, honey.” Mitzi bit her lip.
“I know.”
“Do you know the guy?”
Molly shook her head. “Never saw him before.”
“What did he look like?” Marla edged closer.
Molly sighed. “Tall, bald, tattoo sleeves—looked like he lifted weights.”
“Shit.” Marla stood. “Okay, we’re going to need to find out more information about this guy, who he works for, and exactly what he wants.”
Time to fess up, Molly guessed. “Oh, I know what he wants.”
Mitzi leaned in. “Spill it, sister.”
“Fifty thousand dollars, the Grave Dodger, and to exhume Don’s body.”
Molly watched both her sisters’ eyes grow big, round, and wide, while they jerked up into ramrod straight sitting positions.
“What? That’s insane.”
Molly agreed. “That’s what I said. Can’t get blood out of a turnip, as they say. Stiff bodies, either.”
“I mean digging Don back up. Why?”
Molly shrugged. “Make sure he’s dead?”
Marla sat back against her chair again. “Wow. He is dead. Right?”
“Deader than a doornail. I made sure of that. I pinched him twice in the casket to be sure.”
“Good God, Molly.”
“Well, I needed to know! He was such a liar. What if he was faking?”
Molly glanced from one sister to the other. Marla still looked shocked and worried about the whole thing. Mitzi seemed to be deep in thought, then she spoke.
“We have to figure out how to get the money to pay this guy off.”
Marla drummed her fingers on the slick tabletop. “What about the construction business? What’s happening there? Have you spoken with Tom Purdy? I guess you own half of the business now, right?”
“I have no clue. Tom won’t return my calls.”
Mitzi stood now. “In two months, he hasn’t returned your calls?”
“No.” Molly shook her head. “I figured he was busy.”
“Oh, Jesus take the wheel,” Marla exclaimed. “You need help… And this is getting a little weird.”
“But you’ve talked with your attorney, right?” Mitzi stared.
Molly sat silent, watching her sisters’ faces.
Marla scooted closer. “Look into my eyes, little sister. You have talked with Jackson Cooper, Don’s attorney, right? You have started settling this estate. Correct?”
“Ummm.”
“Oh, shit, Molly. What the hell?”
Molly threw up her hands. “I figured I had time!”
“Well, you don’t. You need money. And you need to know where you stand with all these financial issues. I’m calling Jackson first thing in the morning and we’re getting an appointment.”
“No.”
“No?”
Molly laid her hand over Marla’s on the table. “No. Don’t call Jackson. I don’t trust him.”
“Why?” Marla studied her face.
“Because…” She took a deep breath, then let it out slowly. “Because he cornered me at a party at his house last summer and made a very serious pass at me. Like, tongue in my mouth and hand sneaking up my dress kind of pass. It was gross, like Jimmy Henderson’s cousin with the onion rings.”
“What the hell?”
“What did you do?”
