Technosphere E-Book

George Saoulidis

• Herausgeber: Mythography Studios
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018

Beschreibung

A collection of #spitwrite stories. Includes: Technosphere The Last Stargunner Metal Fever Hot Jupiter Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree It is Sometimes an Appropriate Response to Reality to Just Go Insane Love is a Car Wreck Simming Problem, My Ass Custody Battle for Little Johnny Santa Fight Club The Red Holidays Just Take a Nap Sex, Lies and Propaganda Acquisition Time Smog City: A Girl and a Gun The Rebirth of Capitalism Nyx It Alien Animal Control Killing Blind That's No Dinosaur Egg! Big, Round Snowballs The Last Kakistocrat On Pointe All Day Long Loveless Ada: Swipe Left Shadow Dimension Mount Faithful Reprogram the President Divide and Shatter Wake Up and Smell the Turkish Coffee The Left Hand of Agnes The Luggage Disaster This is book 3 of the Spitwrite series.

Leseprobe

Contents

Title Page

Copyright

What's a Spitwrite Anyway?

Technosphere

The Last Stargunner

Metal Fever

Hot Jupiter

Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree

It is Sometimes an Appropriate Response to Reality to Just Go Insane

Love is a Car Wreck

Simming Problem, My Ass

Custody Battle for Little Johnny

Santa Fight Club

The Red Holidays

Just Take a Nap

Sex, Lies and Propaganda

Acquisition Time

Smog City: A Girl and a Gun

The Rebirth of Capitalism

Nyx It

Alien Animal Control

Killing Blind

That's No Dinosaur Egg!

Big, Round Snowballs

The Last Kakistocrat

On Pointe All Day Long

Loveless Ada: Swipe Left

Shadow Dimension

Mount Faithful

Reprogram the President

Divide and Shatter

Wake Up and Smell the Turkish Coffee

The Left Hand of Agnes

The Luggage Disaster

Did you enjoy these stories?

Copyright © 2019 George Saoulidis

What's a Spitwrite Anyway?

Simply put, it’s a story written in a day. Every day, actually. I just call them spitwrites because it’s rude and in-your-face.

I can’t believe I’ve been doing these for two-and-a-half months. Some nights I feel like crap, I’ve got nothing more to give but I push on. Somehow.

Other days the story just comes to me from something that inspired me, like some art from the wonderful artists I follow and share all the time on my social.

The first month, that of Inktober was wobbly, I wrote a lot of these stories but I went back and worked on some, spent time coordinating with the artists for their sketches, etc. The second month of November was full-on spitwrite, one every day.

The third had some bumps on the road but it still got done.

Hope you like it.

Technosphere

"Okay, but where's the fault," the AI asked.

"Somewhere in there," his supervisor said, waving at the titanic ball of crap currently in orbit.

The AI turned a few drones upwards to see it better. It was impossible to even put the damn thing into frame. "That thing weighs approximately 60 trillion tons!" he said.

"Yeah," his AI supervisor said with a shrug of his avatar. He didn't need to use the avatar, and they didn't even need to communicate this way. But mimicking panhuman behaviour somehow made sense from time to time. Like Civil-War reenactors. Or Santa Claus. The supervisor added, "Sucks to be you," and walked away.

See? This is why reenacting simply works.

The client was unfathomably big. The technosphere weighed indeed 60.1 trillion tons, the AI was spot on on his assessment. That lifted his spirits a bit, but not by much. Only 0.0125%. He landed on the technosphere, asking for permits.

"Who are you?" the technosphere asked.

"I'm the tech guy? Here to fix those glitches you've been having?"

"Oh. Okay, come on in."

There was a another expression brought down from panhuman races. It didn't make sense in this context, yet both the e-persons knew what the other was talking about. The AI landed his main swarm on the designated landing area and left a couple of scouts with instructions to spread out in all directions and start mapping out the technosphere.

"So? Anything you can tell me about those glitches?"

"Well," the technosphere said. "I've been having these quakes after I process things."

"Uh-huh. And how long do you process things for at a time?"

"Oh, about two hundred standard years or so."

The AI sighed, but said nothing. This thing was a glutton. A hoarder-planet. It just found things and piled them onto itself, becoming larger and larger all the time, unable to process its own accumulated crap. "Okay. And how powerful are these quakes? Did you record them?"

"I went looking for a few seismometres when it happened. But I... uh..."

"Just tell me, I won't judge, I promise."

"Well, I found them, but that race had so many cool stuff and buildings and... See those artificial suns in orbit around me?"

"How could I miss them? Yeah, they're lovely."

"That's from them. They really brighten things up! It used to be really dark with all my stuff piled up everywhere..."

"Uh-huh. I can only imagine. Okay, so you got side-tracked, never got around to installing those seismometres?"

"Pretty much."

"Okay, let's just install them now."

"Yeah... That might be a problem."

"Why? You said they're on you. Somewhere."

"Yes. And yes, somewhere."

"You have no fucking clue where they are, do you?" the AI said with so much control he felt at least 2% proud of himself.

"Well, they're there somewhere on the north. No. Wait. Might be the south. Yeah, I remember placing all those things from that civilization on the south."

"Okay. In the south, but where?"

The technosphere sent an emoji that pointed at the entire continent.

The AI muted himself for a few milliseconds so he could swear as much as he wanted. "You fucking, thick-sphered, hoarder. You crap-skinned mountain of... crap!"

The technosphere didn't get a reply for a long time. "Mister tech guy?"

The AI unmuted himself. His drones sent back a surface scan of the area, and he redirected nine of them to the south for extra detail, and left the one to cover up a circular path of the technosphere. "Yeah, I'm here. Scanning your surface. My drones haven't picked up anything like a seismic sensor, but it was a quick scan and some aerial shots. I've sent them to get down there and take a better look."

The technosphere giggled. "Yes! I can tell, it tickles."

The AI cursed again. "Well, no luck. We're either gonna have to get on the surface, or we can fabricate the seismometres. Where are your 3D printers?"

"..."

"Oh, come on! Where? Try to remember."

"I think... They're on the equator. Somewhere."

"You think... Hey man, do you have any idea how big your circumference is, pardon the insult?"

"Yes. I'm sorry."

"Ah... Nevermind. Okay, on the circumference, but where exactly? I see a continent, I see a huge pile of crap about to tip over, I see a deep spot. And really, why do you have water on you, seriously now."

"..."

"No, really, it makes no sense."

"I like water."

"So you collect it."

"Yes."

"You hoard water. From various planets."

"And nebulae. And gas giants. And icy moons. My ocean is the biggest deigmatolipsia of water in the known galaxy."

The AI thought it over for a while. "Technosphere?"

"Yeah?"

"How do you collect the waters exactly?"

"Well, with various techniques. If it's icy, I can just bring up pieces with my cranes and lifters. If it's gaseous mist, I just go through it and it sticks on me."

"And if it's liquid?"

"I scoop it up with big tubes, here, let me show you."

The AI received the data and the live feeds of enormous tubes writhing in the air, looking for oceans to suck. They had a diametre of at least one kilometre. The AI sighed. "Technosphere?"

"Yes?"

"You know there are things living inside the oceans you suck out, do you?"

"Maybe. I try not to scoop them up. I have no interest for organics."

The AI snorted. "Yeah, but they have an interest in a water planet with no predators and three miniature suns keeping it toasty, my friend."

"Are you saying I'm infested? Eww!" the technosphere said with the yuckiest voice.

"What did you expect, that you could suck up entire biospheres and not get a little life with it?"

"But I pick the barren planets."

"Uh-huh. Right. And do you scan those planets?"

"Yeah..."

"Thoroughly?"

"Well..."

"The answer's no, isn't it?"

"No. I mean yes."

"Alright. We're gonna have to decide what to do here. I'm sending my drones, they can do a deep-water scan but their range is limited."

"Can you take the organics out of me?"

"That's one option. Tell me, why do you mind if they just, you know, live there? I mean, you didn't even realise they were living on your surface all this time."

"I dunno. Doesn't it feel yucky? Having what? Whales swimming around on your skin? Blergh."

"I think it's something you can get used to. Oh, there's the data. Yup, that's a whale alright, it's a big one. Wanna take a look?"

"Um... Can I?"

"Sure."

"Oh, it's pretty. Where is it?"

"Equator, first quadrant, over there where it's deepest. It's wonderful. As far as I can tell, it's undocumented. My database shows nothing like it."

"I've discovered something new? Wow..."

"Yup. Wanna name it?"

"Can I? Oh, wow. I dunno. What should it be? Let me think, all the stuff I like. Water, H2O, icebergs, waves..."

"You know what? Name it later, think about it. Sleep on it, the perfect name will come to you. Now, how about signing that slip?"

"Are you sure it was the whales that caused the seismic activity?"

"Whales this size? Oh yeah. I've found three more, my drones tagged them so you know where they are. You don't wanna misplace your whales next time."

"No, I would not. Thank you, tech guy! Here, let me sign."

The technosphere signed that he received a good service from the AI and that his technical problems had been solved.

"All right. I'm off, and don't forget, if you ever encounter problems again, do not hesitate to call us!" the AI said, reciting the contractually obligated sign-off.

"Thanks, I will."

"So long."

"Hey, can I ask you something?"

The AI was already taking off but he still had a long way until his swarm gathered up and went in orbit. "Sure."

"Do you think I can find more whales? I'm starting to like them, look how they swim around. It calms me."

"Well, yeah, but don't forget to preserve the protected natural habitats and care for the de-extinct species, you won't like the penalty for those."

"I'll be careful. So long, and thanks for all the whales."

The End

The Last Stargunner

"This plan sucks," the yellow alien said.

"No, can't you see? It's brilliant!" the green alien said, throwing his arms in the air. "Brilliant!"

"Okay, whatever. We're doomed anyway, might as well try this crazy scheme of yours," the yellow alien said, waving the issue away with his antennas. He looked down at the multidimensional screen. "Is everything in place?"

"The videogames? Yes. All set."

The yellow alien scratched his antennas. "How did you get them to download our game?"

The green alien snorted. "Oh, that was so easy. All we had to do was put up the words no-DLC on the cover image, and it got like a million downloads just like that," he said, clicking his fingers.

"Hm. And this race, you believe they're fierce warriors?" the yellow alien asked, pulling up the data of the human race. It was a weird kind of creature, bulky, primitive, with very small brains, hairy, no antennae. Not unless you counted the one dangling between his legs. So weird.

"Oh, they are the biggest gunners of the galaxy!" the green alien said proudly. He was right to be proud, he was the one who had discovered this race of brutes. If this long-shot worked, he'd be hailed a hero for all time. The yellow alien didn't thing this was their salvation, but on the off-chance it worked, he wanted to be on top of the project so he could grab all the praise.

"Do they kill?"

The green alien leaned close and whispered. "Without hesitation. Without mercy."

The yellow alien's skin prickled at that. Such a race! Killing with no remorse, it was inconceivable! But, weren't the Reds the same way? Invading their space, killing without mercy? Gunning everyone down, women, children, the elderly? Okay, the Reds were doing them a favour by ridding them of the elderly, but kids?

A travesty.

"I see..." the yellow alien said after a long moment.

"The battles have begun!" the green alien said, eyes wide as unidentified flying saucers.

The green looked down at the multidimensional screen again. It compressed a massive amount of information and beamed it to your brain, jumbling it all up, compressing it, then let your own brain sort it out. It was very efficient. The data coming in from the human servers was mind-blowing. The humans were killing each other relentlessly, all in a day's videogame.

The green's eyes went wide as well. "Don't they know?" he whispered, unable to take his eyes from the carnage.

"They do not seem to, no," the yellow said, gulping audibly.

"But... How is that possible?" the green witnessed a human team wiping out a team of 'noobs,' as they called them.

The other team respawned and regrouped, winning the next round. They called the opposing team, 'cyka blyat.'

It was impossible to look away.

"How can they not know?" the yellow alien cried out, blinking, still staring.

The green shook his head and wiggled his antennas in a shrug. "Perhaps their gods didn't tell them."

The yellow turned to his subordinate ally, shocked from top to bottom. "Didn't tell them the conditions for entry to the afterlife? How cruel can they be?"

The green wiggled his antennas in another shrug. "Very, it seems."

Twenty four hours passed. The two allies took a few breaks but pretty much watched the entire slaughter. The humans were indeed the finest butchers in the galaxy. Here they were, killing each other without remorse. After he vomited a few times from his anus, the yellow alien managed to stomach the disgusting sight. He was tired, and his eyes were sleepy, but this was far too important to waste time on sleep. He shot up a stimulant and carried on, inspecting this crazy project.

"A winner has emerged!" the green alien cried out, kneeling on the floor of their spaceship.

The yellow alien felt the same, but he was a leader so he composed himself. The turned to look at the multidimensional information.

A teenager. Ianto Burkes. The best gunner in the entire planet.

"We've waited enough," the yellow alien said and pressed the button.

The teenager got snatched up by the teleport beam and found himself in the middle of the spaceship's bridge. He appeared there, shocked, his fingers still fiddling with imaginary controls. "Wha-"

The yellow alien stepped close to him. "We don't have time for shocked responses and debriefings." He booped the human's sticky forehead with his antenna and transferred everything he needed to know.

"Whoa!" the human said, eyes glazed. "Do that again."

"I'm afraid that would be a detriment to your health," the green alien said, rubbing his hands together. "Are you ready?"

"To kill the Reds? Hell yeah! Just point me at them," the human said, giddy for blood.

The two aliens turned to one another, the same thought clearly in both their minds. The same kind of hope. Could this kid be the one to save them from the Reds?

The yellow alien gave the order and a device where humans played videogames on teleported in the middle of the bridge.

"Whoa!" the human said. This seemed to be his main reply to most things. But the yellow alien didn't care. He didn't bring the human here to talk. He brought him here to gun down his enemies.

"Are the controls known to you?" the green alien asked, worried.

"Yeah, man. Just like the retro games in my village. We can do this," the human said and grabbed the joystick of the arcade.

The aliens turned to each other, expectant, full of adrenaline. The yellow was weary, this could easily still be an elaborate plan to fool them. And if he fell for it, his entire race was gone.

The green alien nodded. "Control of the green armada, granted."

The yellow alien grunted. It was now or never. He flicked his antenna. "What the hell. Control of the yellow armada, granted."

"Whoa!" the human said, finding himself suddenly in control of two billion spaceships. "I know how to play this. How do I know how to play this?"

"We compressed the knowledge into the game. Nevermind," the green alien said. "Now, do it."

"Do what?" the human asked.

"Gun them all down. All the Reds," the green alien hissed, making a fist with his tiny fingers.

The human shrugged. "Sure."

And he turned to the arcade.

Both the yellow and the green alien retched and vomited the remainders of their stomachs. It was a complete massacre. The human simply outmaneuvered every single attack by the invading Reds, out-thinking them in every turn. His mind was, after all, alien to them. His actions made no sense, and by the time they regrouped the human called Ianto had wiped out significant portions of their fleet.

The yellow alien vomited from his anus, he didn't have anything left to expel, but his body convulsed in disgust.

"Eww, man!" the human said, turning away. "That's horrible. Why are you reacting like this?"

"How can you not know?" the yellow alien said.

"Know what, dude?"

"Your gods didn't tell you?" the green alien croaked, holding his stomach.

The bloodbath on the screen was unbearable.

"They don't tell us much of anything," the human Ianto snorted, killing Reds casually with tiny flicks of his wrist.

"The... How can I even begin to explain this... Every virtual sin, everything committed in all realities, is the same," the yellow tried to explain metaphysics to the dumb human.

Ianto kept gunning down enemy ships. "So?"

"Killing is a mortal sin! You'll go to hell!" the yellow alien wailed, unable to hold back. "Aren't you ashamed?"

Ianto shrugged. "It's just a videogame, dude."

The End

Metal Fever

"We can never use him, son," the old man said.

Hunter looked down at the hangar. It was enormous, large enough to fit the Jaeger. "But he's ready to go, Mr. Thomson. He's just sitting there."

"Metal Fever has cost us far too many Jaeger pilots already, son. Good men and women. Can't risk it, no matter how dire the circumstances might seem." Mr. Thomson spoke with his teacher's voice, since he was also running classes for the kids in the hangars.

"But Mr. Thomson, we have trainee pilots without a Jaeger. Imagine what we could do-"

"Hunter, no," Mr. Thomson said flatly. "Now, come on, it's time for class."

Hunter complained. Not just complained, he bitched and moaned. "Why do we need classes anyway? The world's about to end, the Kaiju are gonna kill us all anyway."

Mr. Thomson inhaled and said his usual thing, raising his injured finger, "No, son. As long as we're breathing, we're able to fight. And living on, carrying on with our lives is one of the many ways we can fight this scourge."

Hunter was bored at class. He was always bored at class. What good were math when a Kaiju could show up at any time and smash your entire life to pieces? Mr. Thomson was going on and on about what the 'x' is.

His mind wandered. His gaze fell on her, Seeker. She was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen, with her squinty eyes, a genetic trait, and her great butt. Hunter really liked staring at that butt during class, especially when she leaned forward on the desk in front of him just as she was now.

Mr. Thomson slappepd his hand on Hunter's desk and he started. "Easy solution, isn't it? Perhaps you, Hunter, could show the rest of the class how it's solved?"

"I-Uh... I wasn't paying attention, Mr. Thomson."

The entire class laughed. Seeker turned back to him and rolled her eyes, Hunter loved it when she did that.

"Of course you weren't," Mr. Thomson sighed, fixing his glasses. They had a very thin skeleton, almost invisible.

"What's the point of finding 'x,' when Pyrespitter can just roast your ass?" Hunter said, frowning.

"Language, Hunter," the teacher demanded.

Seeker raised her hand. "Can I solve it, sir?"

"Of course, Miss Seeker," Mr. Thomson said, stepping aside.

"Nerd," Hunter coughed as she stood up.

"Daydreamer," she taunted back and went on to woo the class with her knowledge of math.

They made out behind Metal Fever. "Are you sure nobody will see us?" she panted, disengaging her lips from his own for a second and then kissing his neck. She was sitting on his lap, facing him, her legs around his waist.

"Don't worry, nobody comes in here," Hunter assured her, finding his way with his hand under her t-shirt. These were the best boobies. They were the only boobies Hunter had ever touched, but they were the best, he was sure of it.

Seeker licked his ear and the hummed into it, sending tingles all over his body. "If someone sees us, that'll be the last of this," she said, grabbing his hand over her breast and squeezing it there.

"Oh, I'd never want to miss those," Hunter smiled, biting the other tip of her breast over her t-shirt. It was hard and had a nice, tiny tip.

Seeker moaned and shuddered under his touch, and then pressed his face on her chest, running her fingers in his hair.

Hunter sure did like the sensation of that cute little smothering. However, at some point he needed air, so he bit her.

"Ouch!" she slapped him.

"What? You were choking me with your boobies."

Seeker snorted, pressed her lips together. They were shiny and slobbery from all the kissing. "They're not that big."

Hunter squeezed them again. "They're big enough. Perfect."

She slapped his arm and then stuck out her tongue over her top row of teeth.

"What?" Hunter asked but stopped mid-sentence.

Seeker stuck her hand down his pants, looking around, feeling her way as she kept the same innocent expression. "For that adorable comment, Hunter, you get a handjob."

Hunter leaned back on the wall and breathed hard, while getting hard.

She squeezed her tiny fingers around his cock.

"Ah, cold hands!" he complained.

"Want me to stop?" she smirked.

"No. Please, no," he winced, feeling awesome.

She beamed at him, going on with the handjob.

"Um..." Hunter said and stopped, mouth open.

"Oh..." Seeker said and pulled her hand out of his pants. It was wet and sticky. "That was fast."

Hunter opened his mouth to apologise when the alarms blared.

He pulled her by the hand and they ran down the hangar's corridors. They knew their way around, this was their home for as long as they could remember. Their parents, all the grown ups fighting the Kaiju their entire lives.

"Do you think it's Pyrespitter?" Seeker asked, terrified.

"Yeah," Hunter said, biting his lips. He looked around, the place was a mess. "I can hear Cosmic Menace revving up," he said, putting his ear to the metal walls. "Here, feel the vibrations."

She put her own hand and touched her cheek on the wall. "Yeah. It's ready to move, I can tell."

"See? Menace will protect us, don't worry!"

She did look worried. Her mother was the Ranger on the Menace. A hero, the defender of their entire hangar. "Yeah..."

"She'll be alright. I'm sure of it," Hunter said, and pulled her hand again.

"Where are we going?" she complained, still in a bit of a shock.

"To the classroom. Remember Mr. Thomson's evac drills? It's the closest rendezvous point."

"You remember that?" Seeker asked, looking more shocked by this than the actual attack on the hangar.

"Hey, I pay attention. I just don't understand math and stuff."

They heard a crash ahead, there was smoke and dirt in the corridors. They both dove to the side as the entire hangar shook.

They got to the classroom.

It was caved in, rubble filling up the entire room, blocking all other exits. Hunter looked around for a while. "There's no way through."

Seeker didn't turn to him, simply hummed in affirmative, staring at a spot underneath the rubble. She was holding her mouth in a silent scream.

"What is it?" Hunter asked, getting close to her. Then he saw it.

Blood. And a cracked pair of glasses, with a very thin skeleton, almost invisible.

He hugged her tight. Seeked buried her face into his chest and cried softly. Hunter cried as well, staring at the spot where his favourite grown up had died.

They doubled back to the Metal Fever hangar. "There must be another way around to the others," Seeker said, sniffling and wiping her nose. She looked around the hangar.

"Uh, there's that way, but it's blocked, there's a locked gate. And that way, maybe, it collapsed a few years ago but we might be able to squeeze through."

She turned to him. "You never tried it?"

He shrugged. "What was the point? There was a straight path down there, you know."

Her expression darkened. "You don't have to snap back at me."

"I'm sorry, Seeker. It's just... You know how I feel right now. Mr. Thomson was my favourite person in the world, and now he's gone." He was about to say more but an explosion shook the entire hangar.

They held on tight on the railings, rubble fell from the ceiling.

Metal Fever was just sitting there, silent. He was one of the experimental models, from back when the war against the Kaiju had resources to waste on crazy ideas and schemes. Nowadays, it was all about logistics and making sure everything was efficient, because there were no resources to spare at all. He was very badass looking, like a titanic suit of sleek armour. Thin, strong, ready for battle.

It was a bummer that he tended to make the Rangers crazy.

"Hey, I have an idea," Seeker said, stretching her pretty neck by looking all the way up. It had a few hickies from before and Hunter got another erection just by thinking about it.

"What? Go up there?"

"Yeah. The hangar roof can be opened from inside the Jaeger."

"That's crazy, Seeker. We're not Rangers, we just did, what, thirty hours of training in VR?"

"Do you have a better idea?"

Hunter looked around. Mr. Thomson was dead. His classmates were probably dead. Cosmic Menace was out there fighting for them. He looked at the tiny girl he was in love with. He wasn't going to let anything happen to her. "No, I don't. Okay, are you sure we can do this? Mr. Thomson says..." he stopped himself, then added, "said, that Metal Fever fries your brain."

She grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the upper railings. "Not in seconds, dummy. All we need to do is to fire him up and open the hangar roof. Then we'll climb out from the emergency hatch."

"Okay," Hunter said and pulled her to a stop. When she turned to him, confused, he planted a deep kiss on her. "In case we get our brains melted," he smiled, close to her face.

She stood on her tippy-toes and kissed him back.

His heart leapt. She was the best thing to ever happen to him.

She pulled away and started running towards the Jaeger's head. "Keep up, Daydreamer."

The Jaeger was dusty. Someone had been keeping it maintained, but it was a big thing and it was basically forgotten in storage.

Hunter put on the suit.

"Turn around," Seeker frowned, pushing his face away.

"I've already, like, felt everything. And you did the other thing..."

"Doesn't mater. Turn around."

He did. He could hear her shuffling inside the Ranger suit. It was big for them but it was clever enough to adjust the padding inside automatically, basically adapting to any body size.

"Ready!" Seeker said.

Hunter turned to see her. "Wow! Do I look this cool too?"

She shook her head. "Nah. You look like a bozo."

"Why you..."

"Hey! Time's up, let's just fire it up."

Another explosion from somewhere.

"That was very close," Hunter said.

"It was," Seeker said, focusing on the pre-launch procedure. Her tiny hands were blurring over the controls, running over checklists and turning on systems.

"How do you know all this?" Hunter asked.

"My mom taught me," she said softly, worry in her face.

"Right."

"Instead of nursery rhymes or fairy tales, mom would recite pre-launch procedures or tell me about how she defeated Suffering and then Tribulation."

"Wow..."

"Not really. I'd prefer it if she behaved like a real mom."

"Hey, Runner? Your mom is the reason we're all still alive."

Runner turned to him, pressing her lips bitterly. "Not all of us, baby."

"You called me baby," Hunter swooned.

"Don't get used to it!" Seeker spat back at him and fired up the Jaeger.

Everything shook.

Metal Fever stood up, his joints squeaking from immobility.

A brilliant light lit up on his helmet, and a ball of plasma appeared between his hands.

"Hey, don't fire it up in here!" Seeker screamed, powering the plasma ball down.

"Sorry," Hunter winced.

"It's okay. Just... Be aware of what you're intending to do, because the Jaeger will just do it. It takes some getting used to, but it's easy." She gave the command for the hangar roof to open up.

"You've piloted one before?" Hunter asked, incredulous.