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- Herausgeber: BooxAi
- Kategorie: Lebensstil
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023
Chris Slough was born February 3rd, 1956 in Corpus Christi, Texas.
He grew up just south in Bishop, Texas. Which was close to the King Ranch.
Chris is a four time cancer survivor!
Chris has been everything from a farm hand, cowboy, butcher, baker, hair stylist, and No! He was not a candle stick maker.
However, he was a cop, fireman, medic, orthopedic tech, car dealer and for the last eighteen years a flight attendant with a major airline.
Now – an author.
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Christopher Slough
Things That Urinate Me Off!!!
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Copyright © 2023 by Christopher Slough
No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
Published by BooxAi
ISBN: 978-965-578-101-4
THINGS THAT URINATE ME OFF!!!
PET PEEVES OF A SOUTH TEXAS COWBOY
CHRIS SLOUGH
ASSOCIATED EDITORRACHELLE WATERS
COVER ILLUSTRATION BYCOURTNEY FAISON GRASTY
Dedicated to my Cousin/Brother, Sid Smith and my friend Glenn Hyden who coined the phrase: "that urinates me off."
CONTENTS
Preface
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. Abortion
4. Government Thievery
5. Criminals
6. Covid and Cancer
7. Men
8. Women
9. Woke-ism
10. Racism
11. Educators
12. Woke Corporations
13. Drivers
14. Be Nice!
15. Climate Change
16. Electric Cars
17. Wind Generators and Solar Panels
18. Student Loans
19. Foreigners purchasing businesses, land and real estate
20. China
21. Flag Kneelers
22. Gun Control
23. Raising Your Kids
24. Attitudes
25. Rude People
26. Movie Theaters
27. Movies and Sports
28. Minimum Wages and Unions.
29. Discrimination against folks with a southern accent
30. Illegal Immigration
31. Transgender Athletes
32. The End of My Bullshit
PREFACE
For those of you who read my book, do so with an open mind and a sense of humor.
If you are opposed to differing ideas, don't read it! If an occasional cuss word bothers you, don't read it!
I don't pull punches, and I pick on everyone.
I am 66 years old and I don't give a big rat's ass if I offend your insecure sensibilities!
I am a former bull rider, bull dogger, cop, fireman, medic, barber, business owner, musician, singer and flight attendant. As well as husband (times 3) father, grandfather and die-hard Texan and die-hard American.
Enjoy!
RELIGION
I want to get this crap out of the way. In this chapter, I'm sure I will urinate off atheists and agnostics alike with my opinions, but fear not! I know for a fact that I will urinate folks of faith off as well!
I am a Christian. Not a good one, if there is such a thing.
I know all the atheists and agnostics out there, regard folks like me as being ignorant, anti-science, closed-minded, judgmental believers of a big fairy tale and hoax. Hmmm?
That sounds pretty freaking judgmental and closed-minded to me! It amazes me that non-believers cannot just respect us for the beliefs we choose and live their own lives. They constantly try to demean us and make us out to be less intelligent than they!
On the other side of that coin, it amazes me that self-righteous bible thumpers are far more judgmental of folks of faith who do not adopt all their beliefs as their own than they are of atheists who regard them as idiots.
