Untitled Ghost Story E-Book

S. J. Moore

• Herausgeber: Salt
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014

Beschreibung

Gav and Steve went to the same school. They weren't friends. Their paths diverged for a few years, but now they're working in the same pub. Gav is assistant manager, while Steve is a barman paying his way through a master's degree. One night the streetwise Gav takes pity on the pseudo-intellectual Steve, and offers him a tab of ecstasy during their after-work pint. Steve is soon wiped out by the cocktail of booze and drugs, and Gav finds himself under attack from someone – or something – lurking in the cellar.

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Untitled Ghost Story!

Gav and Steve went to the same school. They weren’t friends. Their paths diverged for a few years, but now they’re working in the same pub. Gav is assistant manager, while Steve is a barman paying his way through a master’s degree.

One night the streetwise Gav takes pity on the pseudo-intellectual Steve, and offers him a tab of ecstasy during their after-work pint. Steve is soon wiped out by the cocktail of booze and drugs, and Gav finds himself under attack from someone – or something – lurking in the cellar.

S. J. MOORE is a writer from South Tyneside. He has worked as an HE administrator, a copywriter, a barperson and a quizmaster. He helped judge The Guardian’s Not the Booker Prize in 2013, and has published three books in his retelling of the Arthurian legends. Children of the May, Balin and Columbine, and Ides of the May are available wherever e-books are sold. He tweets @s_j_moore, and serializes his Arthurian stories on Wattpad, where he is sjmoore4.

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One

‘Oi Jimmy, ye’re pissed ye auld bastad. It’s time, man. Get yer fucking arse out the door.’

Gav wants a fucking drink.

The auld man stinks.

‘Christ, Jimmy, have yee fucking shite yerself? Christ.’

The twat’s at the glasswash. Watching.

The back of the auld feller’s grey trackie pants are wet. Fucking brown at the edges. Sopping. Gav’s not touching that.

Gav slaps the auld feller’s face, gently like. White whiskers prick Gav’s palm. Gav wipes his hand on his trousers.

‘Jimmy. Jimmy. It’s time. Time to fucking gan hyem.’

The twat’s leaning on the bar now.

‘You want a hand getting him out?’ the twat says. Has he fucking noticed the specks of dandruff on his shirt?

‘Nah, man,’ Gav says. ‘Just finish off, aye.’

The twat nods. Turns back to the glasswash. It clicks open. The jets of water stop a second after. The twat slides out the hot glasses, they clash together in the tray at the bottoms, which are the tops. Glasses reversed, like.

Gav takes Jimmy’s glass. Half a flat Foster’s. The auld bastad spots that soon enough.

‘What yee deein, man?’ says the sad auld fucker. ‘Let us sleep, man.’

‘Nah, Jimmy. Jimmy. It’s time to gan. Ha’way.’

Gav touches the auld feller’s sleeve. The auld feller tries to bat him away.

‘Just let us sleep, man. The auld man, the big man, let us sleep here. There was never owt missing in the morning.’ Gummy fucking lips. His teeth gannen.

‘Aye well, mate, the auld man, whoever he was, in’t here anymore. I am. And I say it’s time to gan hyem, eh.’

Gav heaves. The auld feller bends to his feet.

‘Oh shite,’ the auld feller says, spotting he’s shited himself.

‘Here,’ Gav says, being a soft touch. ‘Gan to the disabled bogs and I’ll get you some spare kecks from the box, aye?’ Gav’s thinking: Jimmy’s a regular, and he could spend his pennies in the Crusaders or the Lion instead if he isn’t barred out of them.

‘Oh shite man,’ says the auld feller. Is he crying?

‘Aye, mate. Yee have. Ye have. But I’ll let ye get yerself cleaned up, alreet? Five minutes, Jimmy. Five minutes.’

‘Ye’re a good lad, lad, ye are. Like the auld feller.’ Jimmy walks like he’s shite himself – which he has – towards the disabled bogs. Fucking hell. The back of his trackie pants sag to the backs of his knees. Looks like a sloppy teabag in his kecks.

Five minutes, ten minutes later Gav’s got the auld fucker out, given him his wet kecks in a bin bag. Gav locks the doors. He doesn’t look again at the spatters of runny, bloody shite on the disabled bog’s floor. He just pulls the door closed. One for the fucking cleaners in the morning.

Speedy fucking twatgalez is in the raised area, spraying and wiping like a mister muscle ad.

‘Ye wanna drink?’ Gav says.

‘You having one?’

‘Aye.’

‘I will, then. Smith’s please.’

‘Aye.’

Nee sparklers on the pump. Beer’s flat as fuck. Gav tiptoes the mopped floor and fingertips the first fridge open. Grabs a bottle for himself. Presses the button on the receipt printer. Tears a strip of paper. Writes down their drinks to pay for in the morning and slaps coin down on the marble-effect counter. Time was you could have a one gratis at the end of yer shift. Christ. Old days, old days, fucking olden days.

Zap. Zoom. Fucking till one. Ah shite.

‘I’m gannen up to count till one, eh,’ Gav says.

‘Cool.’ Twatboy looks around. What’s he forgotten? ‘I’ll have a go at Jimmy’s seat. Poor bloke. You want me to do the disabled bogs and all?’

‘Nah. Fuck it.’

‘Cheers, man. I was hoping you’d say that.’

‘Nee bother.’ He’s alreet is twatboy. Does the job. Better than the boss’ idle missus, anyway. Fucking filing her fucking nails fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. The grey bastad lets her get away with owt.

Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Gav’s got himself radgy for a fucking weeknight.

Gav gans upstairs to count some other fucker’s money in the office. He gets that auld feeling when he swings open the safe. If it’s ever heavy enough for it to be worth his while he will. Where will a grand and a bit get him though? Fucking South Shields for a week. He could b&b it with the big bastad contractors up for the weeks wherever they’re working on the river or whatever. Moaning about the injustices of the trades and their big fuckoff what-goes-on-tour overtime cheques.

Gav locks the safe, everything reconciled and inputted. Tuppence down. Thinks the company can absorb that loss. Though to listen to the fuckers in the last meeting … fucking nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh waste this, waste that, margin of error, tighten wuh belts, profit and loss nyeh nyeh.

Fuckers.

There’s a flush in the pipes, feeding the gents cistern.

When Gav locks the office door behind him the twat’s at the top of the stairs. Standing still like a prick, leaning against the wall, feet in the wornest part of the carpet, where the punters turn, realising it’s ladies to the left, gents to the right.

‘Eh?’ Gav says.

‘Needed a piss,’ says twatboy. ‘Did the check.’ He doesn’t move. Leans back against the wall, staring at what’s opposite. ‘Gruesome, isn’t it?’ Twatboy waves at the picture.

‘Aye,’ Gav says.

‘Have you ever really looked at it? It’s just brutal… brutal,’ says twatboy. ‘Can you imagine?’

Gav hasn’t really looked at it, only out the corner of his eye. It’s tame, Gav thinks, compared to, like, the Saw fillums, or The Human Centipede. Mortal Kombat. Just a bloke held in metal bands. Nee blades or owt.

Gav looks at it now, the framed photo. Black and white, but that brownish black and white from really old photos. Seep yah. Gav’s walked past it twenty times a day for two years but never looked at it so long.

‘I mean who thought it was a good idea to put this up in the pub?’ says the twat.

A decently-built bloke in auld clothes. Skin looks like it’s covered in mud. A thick metal band tight round his neck, forcing him to look up. Mouth forced closed. The band round his neck riveted to one that gans right down his front and curves tight between his legs. Three more thick bands around his chest, waist and belly, keeping his arms tight by his sides. Gav notices for the first time that the tight metal cage is hanging from a chain attached to a hook above the bloke’s heed. The chain disappears out of frame.

‘Jobling,’ says the twat. ‘Makes you think, doesn’t it?’

‘Aye?’ says Gav.

‘Yup,’ says twatboy, as if Gav’s agreed with him. ‘Me mam says… Local history and that. Ah, doesn’t matter.’ His gaze breaks from the picture. ‘I gave the disabled loo a quick mop. Just thought it was better than leaving it for the cleaners.’

‘Ah reet,’ Gav says, thinking what a fucking kiss arse pussy twatboy is. ‘Cheers,’ Gav says, though he realises he’s angry that the twat thought he knew better than him. The fucker’s been at the pub for all of two minutes, even though he fucking keeps dropping in that he worked at the Ben during his A fucking levels, before Gav started. Territory, eh.

Gav gives the picture a last glance. ‘Yee done? Let’s have that drink.’

‘Aye, cool,’ says the twat.

Gav gans downstairs, twatty lad on his shoulder. Crosses the floor, flops into the booth at table one. Twat’s moved the drinks and got his coat oot the kitchen. Swotty cunt.

‘Book?’ Gav says. Twat’s got a thick yella book sticking out of his duffler pocket. Lad treats that coat with nee respect, just crumpled it on itself. Nee wonder he always looks such a state.

Twatto takes the book out. Slips it on the table.

‘Larkin,’ he says, pointing to the picture of the baldy cunt on the cover. ‘You know, erm, that bald bloke with the earring? Really bright face. Comes in in the afternoon with his wife? Pint of Guinness and a small white wine?’

‘Oh aye,’ says Gav. The round of drinks attaches to faces, not names. Bloke looks weird, like he should be hard.

‘Really nice couple, like. We were talking the other day, and they mentioned one of Larkin’s poems. ‘This Be the Verse.’ They fuck you up, your mam and dad and that. I brought the book in today so he could copy it.’

Sounds a bit gay.

Christ, Gav’s tired.

‘Bog,’ Gav says. He steers into the kitchen, lit only by the fire exit lights. Chains up the fire exit and grabs his jacket. Swings the door back into the bar.

The twat’s nearly done with his Smith’s.

‘Grab yerself another if ye want,’ Gav says.

‘Aye?’