CHAPTER I.
CHAPTER II.
CHAPTER III.
CHAPTER IV.
CHAPTER V.
CHAPTER VI.
CHAPTER VII.
CHAPTER IX.
CHAPTER X.
CHAPTER XI.
CHAPTER XII.
CHAPTER XIII.
CHAPTER XIV.
CHAPTER XV.
CHAPTER XVI.
CHAPTER I.
SOUNDS
FROM A DISTANT "C."-…
— .-.. -.Just
a noise, that is all.But
a very significant noise to Miss Nathalie Rogers, or Nattie, as she
was usually abbreviated; a noise that caused her to lay aside her
book, and jump up hastily, exclaiming, with a gesture of impatience:—"Somebody
always 'calls' me in the middle of every entertaining chapter!"For
that noise, that little clatter, like, and yet too irregular to be
the ticking of a clock, expressed to Nattie these four mystic
letters:—"B
m—X n;"which
same four mystic letters, interpreted, meant that the name, or, to
use the technical word, "call," of the telegraph office
over which she was present sole presiding genius, was "B m,"
and that "B m" was wanted by another office on the wire,
designated as "X n."A
little, out-of-the-way, country office, some fifty miles down the
line, was "X n," and, as Nattie signaled in reply to the
"call" her readiness to receive any communications
therefrom, she was conscious of holding in some slight contempt the
possible abilities of the human portion of its machinery.For
who but an operator very green in the profession would stay
there?Consequently,
she was quite unprepared for the velocity with which the telegraph
alphabet of sounds in dots and dashes rattled over the instrument,
appropriately termed a "sounder," upon which messages are
received, and found herself wholly unable to write down the words as
fast as they came."Dear
me!" she thought, rather nervously, "the country is
certainly ahead of the city this time! I wonder if this smart
operator is a lady or gentleman!"And,
notwithstanding all her efforts, she was compelled to "break"—that
is, open her "key," thereby breaking the circuit, and
interrupting "X n" with the request,"Please
repeat.""X
n" took the interruption very good-naturedly—it was after
dinner—and obeyed without expressing any impatience.But,
alas! Nattie was even now unable to keep up with this too expert
individual of uncertain sex, and was obliged again to "break,"
with the humiliating petition,"Please
send slower!""Oh!"
responded "X n."For
a small one, "Oh!" is a very expressive word. But whether
this particular one signified impatience, or, as Nattie sensitively
feared, contempt for her abilities, she could not tell. But certain
it was that "X n" sent along the letters now, in such a
slow, funereal procession that she was driven half frantic with
nervousness in the attempt to piece them together into words. They
had not proceeded far, however, before a small, thin voice fell upon
the ears of the agitated Nattie."Are
you taking a message now?" it asked.Nattie
glanced over her shoulder, and saw a sharp, inquisitive nose, a green
veil, a pair of eye-glasses, and a strained smile, sticking through
her little window.Nodding
a hasty answer to the question, she wrote down another word of the
message, that she had been able to catch, notwithstanding the
interruption. As she did so the voice again queried,"Do
you take them entirely by sound?"With
a determined endeavor not to "break," Nattie replied only
with a frown. But fate was evidently against her establishing a
reputation for being a good operator with "X n.""Here,
please attend to this quick!" exclaimed a new voice, and a tall
gentleman pounded impatiently on the shelf outside the little window
with one hand, and with the other held forth a message.With
despair in her heart, once more Nattie interrupted "X n,"
took the impatient gentleman's message, studied out its illegible
characters, and changed a bill, the owner of the nose looking on
attentively meanwhile; this done, she bade the really much-abused "X
n" to proceed, or in telegraphic terms, to"G.
A.—the.""G.
A." being the telegraphic abbreviation for "go ahead,"
and "the" the last word she had received of the message.And
this time not even the fact of its being after dinner restrained "X
n's" feelings, and "X n" made the sarcastic inquiry,"Had
you not better go home and send down some one who is capable of
receiving this message?"Now
it would seem as if two persons sixty or seventy miles apart might
severally fly into a rage and nurse their wrath comfortably without
particularly annoying each other at the moment. But not under present
conditions; and Nattie turned red and bit her nails excitedly under
the displeasure of the distant person of unknown sex, at "X n."
But no instrument had yet been invented by which she could see the
expression on the face of this operator at "X n," as she
retorted, and her fingers formed the letters very sharply;"Do
you think it will help the matter at all for you to make a display of
your charming disposition? G. A.—the—.""I
am happy to be able to return the compliment implied!" was "X
n's" preface to the continuation of the message.And
now indeed Nattie might have recovered some of her fallen glories,
being angry enough to be fiercely determined, had not the owner of
the nose again made her presence manifest by the sudden question:"Do
you have a different sound for every word, or syllable, or what?"And,
turning quickly around to scowl this persevering questioner into
silence, Nattie's elbow hit and knocked over the inkstand, its
contents pouring over her hands, dress, the desk and floor, and
proving beyond a doubt, as it descended, the truth of its label—"Superior
Black Ink!"And
then, save for the clatter of the "sounder," there was
silence.For
a moment Nattie gazed blankly at her besmeared hands and ruined
dress, at the "sounder," and at the owner of the nose, who
returned her look with that expression of serene amusement often
noticeable in those who contemplate from afar the mishaps of their
fellow beings; then with the courage of despair, she for the fourth
time "broke" "X n," saying, with inky impression
on the instrument,"Excuse
me, but you will have to wait! I am all ink, and I am being
cross-examined!"Having
thus delivered herself, she turned a deliberately deaf ear to "X
n's" response, which, judging from the way the movable portion
of the "sounder" danced, was emphatic."A
little new milk will take that out!" complacently said the owner
of the nose, watching Nattie's efforts to remove the ink from her
dress with blotting-paper."Unfortunately
I do not keep a cow here!" Nattie replied, tartly.Not
quite polite in Nattie, this. But do not the circumstances plead
strongly in her excuse? For, remember, she was not one of those
impossible, angelic young ladies of whom we read, but one of the
ordinary human beings we meet every day.The
owner of the nose, however, was not charitable, and drew herself up
loftily, as she said in imperative accents,"You
did not answer my question! Do you have to learn the sound of each
letter so as to distinguish them from each other?"Nattie
constrained herself to reply, very shortly,"Yes!""Can
you take a message and talk to me at the same time?" pursued the
investigator."No!"
was Nattie's emphatic answer, as she looked ruefully at her dress."But
your instrument there is going it now. Ain't they sending you a
message?" went on the relentless owner of the nose.At
this Nattie turned her attention a moment to what was being done "on
the wire," and breathed a sigh of relief. For "X n"
had given place to another office and she replied,"No!
Some office on the wire is sending to some other office."The
nose elevated itself in surprise."Can
you hear everything that is sent from every other office?""Yes,"
was the weary reply, as Nattie rubbed her dress."What!"
exclaimed the owner of the nose, in accents of incredulous wonder.
"All over the world?""Certainly
not! only the offices on this wire; there are about twenty," was
the impatient reply."Ah!"
evidently relieved. "But," considering, "supposing you
do not catch all the sounds, what do you do then?""Break.""Break!
Break what? The instruments?" queried the owner of the nose,
perplexedly, and looking as if that must be a very expensive habit."Break
the circuit—the connection,—open the key and ask the sending
office to repeat from the last word I have been able to catch!"Then
seeing unmistakable evidence of more questions in the nose, Nattie
threw the ink-soaked blotting-paper and her last remnant of patience
into the waste basket, and added,"But
you must excuse me, I am too busy to be annoy—interrupted longer,
and there are books that will give you all the information that you
require!"So
saying, Nattie turned her back, and the owner of the nose withdrew
it, its tip glistening with indignation as she walked away. As it
vanished, Nattie gave a sigh of relief, and sat down to mourn her
ruined dress. Whatever may have been her previous opinion, she was
positive now that this was the prettiest, the most becoming dress she
had ever possessed, or might ever possess! Only the old, old story!
We prize most what is gone forever!"And
all that dreadful man's—or woman's—fault at X n!" cried
Nattie, savagely. Unjustly too, for if any one was responsible for
the accident, it was the owner of the nose.But
not long did Nattie dare give way to her misery. That fatal message
was not yet received.Glancing
over the few words she had of it, she read; "Send the hearse,"
and then she began anxiously "calling" "X n.""Hearse,"
looked too serious for trifling. But either "X n's"
attention was now occupied in some other direction, or else he—or
she—was too much out of humor to reply, for it was full twenty
minutes before came the answering,"X
n."At
which Nattie said as fiercely as fingers could, "I have been
after you nearly half an hour!""Have
you?" came coolly back from "X n." "Well, you're
not alone, many are after me—my landlord among others—not to
mention a washerwoman or two!"Then
followed the figure "4," which means, "When shall I go
ahead?""Waxing
jocose, are you?" Nattie murmured to herself, as she replied:"G.
A.—hearse—""G.
A.—what?""Hearse,"
repeated Nattie, in firm, clear characters.To
her surprise and displeasure "X n" laughed—the
circumstance being conveyed to her understanding in the usual way, by
the two letters "H a!""What
are you laughing at?" she asked."At
your grave mistake!" was "X n's" answer, accompanied
by another "Ha!To
convert a horse
into a hearse is really an idea that merits a smile!"As
the consciousness of her blunder dawned upon her, Nattie would gladly
have sank into oblivion. But as that was impossible, she took a fresh
blank, and very meekly said,"G.
A.—horse—!"With
another laugh, "X n" complied, and Nattie now succeeded in
receiving the message without further mishap."What
did you sign?" she asked, as she thankfully wrote the last word.
Every operator is obliged to sign his own private "call,"
as well as the office "call," and "O. K." at the
close of each message."C."
was replied to Nattie's question."O.
K. N. B m," she then said, and added, perhaps trying to drown
the memory of her ludicrous error in politeness, "I hope another
time I shall not cause you so much trouble.""C"
at "X n" was evidently not to be exceeded in little
speeches of this kind, for he—or she—responded immediately,"On
the contrary, it was I who gave you trouble. I know I must certainly
have done so, or you never could have effected such a transformation
as you did. Imagine the feelings of the sender of that message, had
he found a hearse awaiting his arrival instead of a horse!"Biting
her lip with secret mortification, but determined to make the best of
the matter outwardly, Nattie replied,"I
suppose I never shall hear the last of that hearse! But at all events
it took the surliness out of you.""Yes,
when people come to a hearse they are not apt to have any more kinks
in their disposition! I confess, though," "C" went on
frankly, "I was unpardonably cross; not surly, that is out of my
line, but cross. In truth, I was all out of sorts. Will you forgive
me if I will never do so again?""Certainly,"
Nattie replied readily. "I am sure we are far enough apart to
get on without quarreling, if, as they say, distance lends
enchantment!""Particularly
when I pride myself upon my sweet disposition!" said "C."At
which Nattie smiled to herself, to the surprise of a passing
gentleman, on whom her unconscious gaze rested, and who thought, of
course, that she was smiling at him.Appearances
are deceitful!"I
fear you will have to prove your sweetness before I shall believe in
it," Nattie responded to "C," all unaware of what she
had done, or that the strange young gentleman went on his way with
the firm resolve to pass by that office again and obtain another
smile!"It
shall be my sole aim hereafter," "C" replied; and then
asked, "Have you a pleasant office there?""I
regret to say no." Then looking around, and describing what she
saw—"a long, dark little room, into which the sun never
shines, a crazy and a wooden chair, a high stool, desk,
instruments—that is all—Oh! And me!""Last
but not least," said "C;" "but what a contrast to
my office! Mine is all windows, and in cold days like this the wind
whistles in until my very bones rattle! The outward view is fine. As
I sit I see a stable, a carpenter's shop, the roof of the new Town
Hall that has ruined the town, and—""Excuse
me,"—some one at another office on the line here broke in—and
with more politeness than is sometimes shown in interrupting
conversations on the wire—"I have a message to send," and
forthwith began calling.At
this Nattie resumed her interrupted occupation of bewailing her
spoiled dress, but at the same time she had a feeling of pleased
surprise at the affability of "C" at "X n.""I
wonder," she thought, as she took up her book again, and tried
to bury the remembrance of her accident therein, "I do wonder if
this 'C' is he
or she!"Soon,
however, she heard "X n" "call" once more, and
this time she laid her book aside very readily."You
did not describe the principal part of your office—yourself!"
"C" said, when she answered the "call.""How
can I describe myself?" replied Nattie. "How can
anyone—properly? One sees that same old face in the glass day after
day, and becomes so used to it that it is almost impossible to notice
even the changes in it; so I am sure I do not see how one can tell
how it really does look—unless one's nose is broken—or one's eyes
crossed—and mine are not—or one should not see a looking-glass
for a year! I can only say I am very inky just now!""Oh!
that is too bad!" "C" said; then, with a laugh, "It
has always been a source of great wonder to me how certain very plain
people of my acquaintance could possibly think themselves handsome.
But I see it all now! Can you not, however, leave the beauty out, and
give me some sort of an idea-about yourself for my imagination to
work upon?""Certainly!"
replied Nattie, with a mischievous twinkle in her eye that"C"
knew not of. "Imagine, if you please, a tall young man, with—""C"
"broke" quickly, saying,"Oh,
no! You cannot deceive me in that way! Under protest I accept the
height, but spurn the sex!""Why,
you do not suppose I am a lady, do you?" queried Nattie."I
am quite positive you are. There is a certain difference in the
'sending,' of a lady and gentleman, that I have learned to
distinguish. Can you truly say I am wrong?"Nattie
evaded a direct reply, by saying,"People
who think they know so much are often deceived; now I make no
surmises about you, but ask, fairly and squarely, shall I call you
Mr., Miss, or Mrs. 'C'?""Call
me neither. Call me plain 'C', or picture, if you like, in place of
your sounder, a blonde, fairy-like girl talking to you, with pensive
cheeks and sunny—""Don't
you believe a word of it!"—some one on the wire here broke in,
wishing, probably, to have a finger in the pie; "picture a
hippopotamus, an elephant, but picture no fairy!""Judge
not others by yourself, and learn to speak when spoken to!" "C"
replied to the unknown; then "To N.—You know the more mystery
there is about anything, the more interesting it becomes. Therefore,
if I envelop myself in all the mystery possible, I will cherish hopes
that you may dream of me!""But
I am quite sure you can, with propriety be called
Mr. 'C '—plain,
as you say, I doubt not," replied Nattie. "Now, as it is
time for me to go home, I shall have to say good-night.""To
be continued in our next?" queried "C.""If
you are not in a cross mood," replied Nattie."Now
that is a very unkind suggestion, after my abject apology. But,
although our acquaintance had a
grave re-hearse-al,
I trust it will have a happy ending!"Nattie
frowned."If
you will promise never to say 'grave,'
'hearse,'
or anything in the undertaking line, I will agree never to say
'cross!'" she said."The
undertaking will
not be difficult; with all my heart!" "C" answered,
and with this mutual understanding they bade each other "good-night.""There
certainly is something romantic in talking to a mysterious person,
unseen, and miles away!" thought Nattie, as she put on her hat.
"But I would really like to know whether my new friend employs a
tailor or a dressmaker!".Was
Nattie conscious of a feeling that it would add to the zest of the
romantic acquaintance should the distant "C" be entitled to
the use of the masculine pronoun?Perhaps
so! For Nattie was human, and was only nineteen!