20 Things To Do In Dublin Before You Go For a Pint E-Book

Colin Murphy

• Herausgeber: The O'Brien Press
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014

Beschreibung

Got some time on your hands before you hit Dublin's famous pubs? Then you need this book, an invaluable guide to twenty of Dublin's highlights for visitors and native alike. History, culture, strangeness and beauty are all here -- along with a list of the local hostelries to visit and let the experience soak in. Sprinkled with the wit of Murphy and O'Dea, best known for the Feckin' Collection. Key attractions include: - Christ Church Cathedral  - Dublin Castle - The Chester Beatty Library - The Guinness Storehouse - Trinity College - Temple Bar - Royal Hospital, Kilmainham (IMMA) - Old Jameson Distillery - O'Connell Street & The GPO And many more!

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Contents

Title PageMaps1. Christ Church Cathedral2. Dublinia3. Dublin Castle4. St. Patrick’s Cathedral5. The Guinness Storehouse6. Grafton Street7. St. Stephen’s Green8. Georgian Dublin9. The National Museum of Ireland10. Trinity College11. Temple Bar12. Old Jameson Distillery13. O’Connell Street and the GPO14. Jeanie Johnston Tall Ship & Famine Museum15. Garden of Remembrance & Parnell Square16. Phoenix Park17. The National War Memorial Gardens18. Kilmainham Gaol19. Croke Park & Croke Park Museum20. Glasnevin Cemetery & MuseumDublin PubsDublin SlangAbout the AuthorsCopyright

1. Christ Church Cathedral

Other sights nearby:Dublinia, adjoins Cathedral. Temple Bar, 100m. Dublin Castle, 300m. St. Patrick’s Cathedral, 400m.

Here’s the chance for a bit of spiritual sustenance before you begin drinking religiously. Well, ok, you don’t have to be even remotely religious to enjoy a trip to Christ Church Cathedral, whose history dates back almost a thousand years. In fact, atheists, agnostics and even fruitcake scientologists will pass an agreeable hour or so here. It’s got a ginormous spooky crypt, the theft of a guy’s heart and even a mummified cat chasing a rat. What more could you ask for to whet your appetite?

* The history bit

Christ Church Cathedral was designed to be seen from the River Liffey, atop a hill overlooking the original settlement of Dublin. So naturally, Dublin City Council decided to build their Civic Offices right in front of it, virtually obliterating that view. But more of those gobshites anon.

The original church dates from 1028, when Sitric, the Viking king of Dublin, took a trip to Rome, where he clearly got some form of divine inspiration, either that or he had his arse kicked by the Pope, and hightailed it back to Dublin where he built the first, wooden, Christ Church. At the time this was the heart of the emerging city, and the Viking settlement was situated just below the slope on which the building sits, at Wood Quay. But in the 1970s, and in the face of a massive campaign of protest, Dublin City Council decided to build their offices on the quay, which was among the most important archaeological sites in the country. That was bad enough, but the two concrete bunkers they put up were as revolting to the eye as a slapper’s make-up.

Later they built another section of their offices in front of these, which was slightly less repulsive, and you get the feeling looking at them that they were designed to sort of hide the original embarrassing monstrosities. Anyway, that construction, along with the development of a four-lane motorway on the south side of the Cathedral, virtually obliterated all that was left of the original medieval arrangement of narrow streets. Nice work, chaps. Gobdaws.

One of Ireland’s most renowned saints, St. Laurence O’Toole, laid the foundation stone to replace the wooden structure in the twelfth century. After he died in Normandy, his heart was preserved in a heart-shaped wooden box and returned to the church where it could be viewed until March 2012, when it was stolen, suspicion falling on rare artefact thieves. It puts a new twist on stealing someone’s heart away.

King Henry ll of England, who famously ordered the murder of Archbishop Thomas Becket in Canterbury Cathedral, attended the Christmas service in Christ Church in 1171 – the first time he received communion after the murder, which made everything alright then.

Late in the century, Strongbow, one of the leaders of the Norman invasion of Ireland, would help to fund the completion of the Cathedral, for which he was rewarded with a tomb there after he’d kicked the bucket. The tomb was destroyed when the roof collapsed in the sixteenth century, and his remains were relocated, but the tomb effigy, which is in the church nave, is said to contain some of his organs, although which ones doesn’t bear thinking about. There is a strange half-figure adjoining the tomb, and legend goes that it is the tomb of his son, who he cut in half after he failed to show courage in battle. Lovely man. But like most legends, this is probably a half-truth.

The King who became a kitchen Spit-turner

Christ Church once had its very own ‘coronation’ of a ‘King’ of England. In the late fifteenth century an Oxford priest called Richard Simon happened to notice that a pupil of his – Lambert Simnel, a baker’s son – bore a strong resemblance to the Earl of Warwick, who was the same age and was a claimant to the throne of Henry Vll. When Simon, who was part of a plot to place a Yorkist on the throne of England, heard that Warwick had died while imprisoned in the Tower of London, he started spreading rumours that Warwick had actually escaped and was under his guardianship. With support from the Yorkists, he fled to Ireland with Lambert Simnel and there presented the no-doubt bemused kid as the heir apparent to the effective leader of Ireland, the Earl of Kildare. Kildare either bought the story or was willing to go along as an excuse to get rid of King Henry, and so Simnel was crowned as King Edward VI in Christ Church Cathedral on 24 May 1487. Cheering Dubs outside celebrated the coronation of the new ‘King’. Kildare then raised an army with Yorkist allies in England and launched an attack on England, with Simnel as their figurehead, the kid most likely crapping in his long johns as he saw Henry’s army approach. They clashed at the Battle of Stoke Field and Henry’s army was victorious. Of the defeated, most lost their heads, although Kildare was pardoned, as Henry thought he might need him later to help rule Ireland. Simon escaped the axe because he was a priest, but spent the rest of his life in jail. Henry was merciful to Lambert Simnel, who he decided had just been a puppet in the Yorkist plot, so instead gave him a job in the royal kitchen. One minute he was a king, and the next he was turning a hog on a spit over a blazing fire. He probably considered himself lucky that he wasn’t occupying the place of the hog.

Unfortunately, the head-the-balls who designed the original church had decided to put the foundations in a peat bog – oops. Surprise, surprise, almost the entire thing collapsed in 1562. Only the north wall of the original structure survived and it visibly leans – don’t jump up and down if you’re standing under it. The building stayed much like that for a few centuries until it was completely rebuilt in the nineteenth century. The church across the road was demolished and the Synod House erected there and the two were joined by an iconic arched walkway. As a result of all the demolition and rebuilding nobody knows which are the original bits and which are the new bits, so Michael Jackson would probably have felt at home there.

* Things to see

After you’ve had a quick look at the magnificent stonework in the church interior and a quick gawk at the tomb of Strongbow, head for the twelfth-century crypt, which is the oldest surviving structure in Dublin. At sixty-three metres, it is the longest crypt in Ireland or Britain, so it had plenty of room for lots of stiffs and loads of creepy tales. If it looks vaguely familiar that’s because it was used for filming numerous scenes in ‘The Tudors’, although none of the nudie bits. You can actually hire it out for wedding receptions and Christmas parties, where some of the revellers will no doubt attempt to recreate a few of the X-rated scenes from the TV series when they get a little too pissed.

Eaten alive

Here’s a chilling thought to ponder as you wander about the subterranean caverns of the crypt. There is a tale told, and with some substance, of an unfortunate British officer who was attending a funeral back in 1822. The officer – named as Lieutenant Blacker or Mercier by different sources – wandered away from the main body of mourners in the dimly lit crypt (possibly to have a pee), entered a large underground passage and couldn’t find his way out. The passage door was subsequently locked and not opened again for – the accounts vary – either several days, weeks or months. To the horror of those opening the door, they found what was left of the Lieutenant – a skeleton picked clean and his sword still clutched in his hand. Around his remains were the skeletons of countless sewer rats, which the officer had felled before they’d finally swarmed over him, eating him alive. Yeuch. So, a word of warning – don’t wander off down any dark passages.

The crypt also displays stocks built in 1670 that used to reside outside in Christ Church Place, where you could be banged up for several days while Dubs threw rotten vegetables at you, if you were lucky, and the contents of their chamber pots if you weren’t.

One of the most popular curiosities is the mummified cat and rat – nicknamed Tom & Jerry. It seems the cat chased the rat into an organ pipe sometime in the mid-nineteenth century and got stuck there, until repair work on the organ revealed their mummified bodies. The cat’s pursuit of the rodent is now immortalised in a glass case. 

* Go bats in the belfry

For a small extra fee you can take a guided tour up the eighty or so steps of a winding staircase to the belfry tower, and visitors can even have a shot at ringing the bells. Some of these brutes weigh over two tons – the bells, that is, not the visitors – and the circular arrangement of nineteen bells is a world record, apparently. You might like to know that these bells are traditionally used to ring in the New Year to hordes of absolutely gee-eyed Dubs staggering about on the street outside.

CHRIST CHURCH CATHEDRAL, Christ Church Place, Dublin 8 Tel: [phone] Website:www.christchurchdublin.ie

Admission and guided tours charged.

Location: Just 750m from Trinity College and 1km from O’Connell Street. See map.

2. Dublinia

Other sights nearby:Christ Church Cathedral, adjoins Dublinia. Temple Bar, 100m. Dublin Castle, 300m. St. Patrick’s Cathedral, 400m.

From the Cathedral you can make your way across the raised walkway to what used to be the Synod House, which now features a ‘living history museum’ called Dublinia. This is an extremely popular attraction, recently refurbished, that features recreations of Viking and Medieval street scenes, including actors in full costume pretending to be ancient Dubliners. You can try and catch them out if you like, e.g. decapitate one with a sword and see if the others stay in character. Kidding.

There are three exhibitions – Viking Dublin, Medieval Dublin and History Hunters, which looks at how archaeologists try to piece together priceless evidence before some moron city councillor decides to build a motorway over it. You can have fun dressing up in Viking clothes and be chained up as a slave, although maybe you’re saving that up for when you get back to the privacy of your hotel room. Masochistic visitors can also try on a suit of armour – it weighs a feckin’ ton. All in all, lots of innocent fun to be had experiencing this twenty-first century version of life as it was a thousand years ago.

And if the steps in the Christ Church belfry didn’t wear you out, there’s another chance to go up in the world, as you may climb the ninety-six steps of St. Michael’s Tower, which dates from the seventeenth century and, weather permitting (in your dreams), you can get a good panoramic view of Dublin from the top.

DUBLINIA, St. Michael’s Hill, Christ Church, Dublin 8

Telephone: [phone] Website:www.dublinia.ie

Admission fees charged (a combined ticket is available for Christ Church Cathedral and Dublinia)

Location: Dublinia adjoins Christ Church Cathedral, just 750m from Trinity College. See map.