Black Forest Stories
Black Forest StoriesTHE GAWKTHE PIPE OF WAR.MANOR-HOUSE FARMER'S VEFELA.NIP-CHEEKED TONEY.GOOD GOVERNMENT.THE HOSTILE BROTHERS.IVO, THE GENTLEMAN.FLORIAN AND CRESCENCE.THE LAUTERBACHER."WISDOM IN THE FIELDS.FOOTNOTES:Copyright
Black Forest Stories
Berthold Auerbach
THE GAWK
I see you now, my fine fellow, as large as life, with your
yellow hair cropped very short, except in the neck, where a long
tail remains as if you had cut yourself after the pattern of a
plough-horse. You are staring straight at me with your broad
visage, your great blue goggle eyes, and your mouth which is never
shut. Do you remember the morning we met in the hollow where the
new houses stand now, when you cut me a willow-twig to make a
whistle of? We little thought then that I should come to pipe the
world a song about you when we should be thousands of miles apart.
I remember your costume perfectly, which is not very surprising, as
there is nothing to keep in mind but a shirt, red suspenders, and a
pair of linen pantaloons dyed black to guard against all
contingencies. On Sunday you were more stylish: then you wore a fur
cap with a gold tassel, a blue roundabout with broad buttons, a
scarlet waistcoat, yellow shorts, white stockings, and buckled
shoes, like any other villager; and, besides, you very frequently
had a fresh pink behind your ear. But you were never at ease in all
this glory; and I like you rather better in your plainer garb,
myself.But now, friend gawk, go about your business; there's a good
fellow. It makes me nervous to tell your story to your face. You
need not be alarmed: I shall say nothing ill of you, though I do
speak in the third person.The gawk not only had a real name, but a whole
pedigree of them; in the village he ought to have been called
Bart's Bast's1boy,
and he had been christened Aloys. To please him, we shall stick to
this last designation. He will be glad of it, because, except his
mother Maria and a few of us children, hardly any one used it; all
had the impudence to say "Gawk." On this account he always
preferred our society, even after he was seventeen years old. In
out-of-the-way places he would play leap-frog with us, or let us
chase him over the fields; and when the gawk--I should say, when
Aloys--was with us, we were secure against the attacks of the
children at the lime-pit; for the rising generation of the village
was torn by incessant feuds between two hostile
parties.Yet the boys of Aloys' own age were already beginning to feel
their social position. They congregated every evening, like the
grown men, and marched through the village whistling and singing,
or stood at the tavern-door of the Eagle, by the great wood-yard,
and passed jokes with the girls who went by. But the surest test of
a big boy was the tobacco-pipe. There they would stand with their
speckled bone-pipe bowls, of Ulm manufacture, tipped with silver,
and hung with little silver chains. They generally had them in
their mouths unlit; but occasionally one or the other would beg a
live coal from the baker's maid, and then they smoked with the most
joyful faces they knew how to put on, while their stomachs moaned
within them.Aloys had begun the practice too, but only in secret. One
evening he mustered up courage to mingle with his fellows, with the
point of his pipe peeping forth from his breast-pocket. One of the
boys pulled the pipe out of his pocket with a yell; Aloys tried to
seize it, but it passed from hand to hand with shouts of laughter,
and the more impatiently he demanded it the less it was
forthcoming, until it disappeared altogether, and every one
professed to know nothing of what had become of it. Aloys began to
whimper, which made them laugh still more; so at last he snatched
the cap of the first robber from his head, and ran with it into the
house of Jacob the blacksmith. Then the capless one brought the
pipe, which had been hidden in the wood-yard.Jacob Bomiller the blacksmith's house was what is called
Aloys' "go-out." He was always there when not at home, and never at
home after his work was done. Aunt Applon, (Apollonia,) Jacob's
wife, was his cousin; and; besides his own mother and us children,
she and her eldest daughter Mary Ann always called him by his right
name. In the morning he would get up early, and, after having fed
and watered his two cows and his heifer, he always went to Jacob's
house and knocked at the door until Mary Ann opened it. With a
simple "Good-morning," he passed through the stable into the barn.
The cattle knew his step, and always welcomed him with a complacent
growl and a turn of the head: he never stopped to return the
compliment, but went into the barn and filled the cribs of the two
oxen and the two cows. He was on particularly good terms with the
roan cow. He had raised her from a calf; and, when he stood by her
and watched her at her morning meal, she often licked his hands, to
the improvement of his toilet. Then he would open the door of the
stable and restore its neatness and good order, often chatting
cosily to the dumb beasts as he made them turn to the right or
left. Not a dunghill in the village was so broad and smooth and
with such clean edges as the one which Aloys built before the house
of Jacob the blacksmith; for a fine dunghill is the greatest
ornament to a villager's door-front in the Black Forest. The next
thing he did was to wash and curry the oxen and cows until you
might have seen your face in their sleek hides. This done, he ran
to the pump before the house and filled the trough with water: the
cattle, unchained, ran out to drink; while he spread fresh straw in
their stalls. Thus, by the time that Mary Ann came to the stable to
milk the cows, she found every thing neat and clean. Often, when a
cow was "skittish," and kicked, Aloys stood by her and laid his
hand on her back while Mary Ann milked; but generally he found
something else to do. And when Mary Ann said, "Aloys, you are a
good boy," he never looked up at her, but plied the stable-broom so
vehemently that it threatened to sweep the boulder-stones out of
the floor. In the barn he cut the feed needed for the day; and,
after all the work required in the lower story of the
building--which, in the Black Forest, as is well known, contains
what in America is consigned to the barn and outhouses--was
finished, he mounted up-stairs into the kitchen, carried water,
split the kindling-wood, and at last found his way into the room.
Mary Ann brought the soup-bowl, set it on the table, folded her
hands, and, everybody having done the same, spoke a prayer. All now
seated themselves with a "God's blessing." The bowl was the only
dish upon the table, into which every one dipped his spoon, Aloys
often stealing a mouthful from the place where Mary Ann's spoon
usually entered. The deep silence of a solemn rite prevailed at the
table: very rarely was a word spoken. After the meal and another
prayer, Aloys trudged home.Thus things went on till Aloys reached his nineteenth year,
when, on New-Year's day, Mary Ann made him a present of a shirt,
the hemp of which she had broken herself, and had spun, bleached,
and sewed it. He was overjoyed, and only regretted that it would
not do to walk the street in shirt-sleeves: though it was bitter
cold, he would not have cared for that in the least; but people
would have laughed at him, and Aloys was daily getting more and
more sensitive to people's laughter.The main cause of this was the old
squire's2new hand who
had come into the village last harvest. The old squire's new
hand.He was a tall, handsome fellow, with a bold, dare-devil face
appropriately set off with a reddish mustache. George (for such was
his name) was a cavalry soldier, and almost always wore the cap
belonging to his uniform. When he walked up the village of a
Sunday, straight as an arrow, turning out his toes and rattling his
spurs, every thing about him said, as plainly as words could speak,
"I know all the girls are in love with me;" and when he rode his
horses down to Jacob's pump to water them, poor Aloys' heart was
ready to burst as he saw Mary Ann look out of the window. He wished
that there were no such things as milk and butter in the world, so
that he too might be a horse-farmer.Inexperienced as Aloys was, he knew all about the three
classes or "standings" into which the peasants of the Black Forest
are divided. The cow-farmers are the lowest in the scale: their
draught-cattle, in addition to their labor, must yield them milk
and calves. Then come the ox-farmers, whose beasts, after having
served their time, may be fattened and killed. The horse-farmers
are still more fortunate: their beasts of draught yield neither
milk nor meat, and yet eat the best food and bring the highest
prices.Whether Aloys took the trouble to compare this arrangement
with the four castes of Egypt, or the three estates of feudalism,
is doubtful.On this New-Year's day, George derived a great advantage from
his horses. After morning service, he took the squire's daughter
and her playmate Mary Ann sleighing to Impfingen; and, though the
heart of poor Aloys trembled within him, he could not refuse
George's request to help him hitch the horses and try them in the
sleigh. He drove about the village, quite forgetting the poor
figure he cut beside the showy soldier. When the girls were seated,
Aloys led the horses a little way, running beside them until they
were fairly started, and then let them go. George drove down the
street, cracking his whip; the horses jingled their bells; half the
commune looked out of their windows; and poor Aloys stared after
them long after they were out of sight; and then went sadly home,
cursing the snow which brought the water to his eyes. The village
seemed to have died out when Mary Ann was not to be in it for a
whole day.All this winter Aloys was often much cast down. At his
mother's house the girls frequently assembled to hold their
spinning-frolics,--a custom much resembling our quiltings. They
always prefer to hold these gatherings at the house of a comrade
recently married or of a good-natured widow; elder married men are
rather in the way. So the girls often came to Mother Maria, and the
boys dropped in later, without waiting to be invited. Hitherto
Aloys had never troubled himself about them so long as they left
him undisturbed: he had sat in a corner doing nothing. But now he
often said to himself, "Aloys, this is too bad: you are nineteen
years old now, and must begin to put yourself forward." And then
again he would say, "I wish the devil would carry that George away
piecemeal!" George was the object of his ill-humor, for he had soon
obtained a perfect control over the minds of all the boys, and made
them dance to his whistle. He could whistle and sing and warble and
tell stories like a wizard. He taught the boys and girls all sorts
of new songs. The first time he sang the verse,--"Do thy cheeks with gladness tingle
Where the snows and scarlet mingle?"--Aloys suddenly rose: he seemed taller than usual; he clenched
his fists and gnashed his teeth with secret joy. He seemed to draw
Mary Ann toward him with his looks, and to see her for the first
time as she truly was; for, just as the song ran, so she
looked.The girls sat around in a ring, each having her distaff with
the gilt top before her, to which the hemp was fastened with a
colored ribbon; they moistened the thread with their lips, and
twirled the spindle, which tumbled merrily on the floor. Aloys was
always glad to put "a little moistening," in the shape of some
pears or apples, on the table, and never failed to put the plate
near Mary Ann, so that she might help herself freely.Early in the winter Aloys took his first courageous step in
right of his adolescence. Mary Ann had received a fine new distaff
set with pewter. The first time she brought it into the
spinning-room and sat down to her work, Aloys came forward, took
hold of it, and repeated the old rhyme:--"Good lassie, give me leave,
Let me shake your luck out of this sleeve;
Great goodhap and little goodhap
Into my lassie's lap.
Lassie, why are you so rude?
Your distaff is only of wood;
If it had silver or gold on't,
I'd have made a better rhyme on't."His voice trembled a little, but he got through
without stammering. Mary Ann first cast her eyes down with shame
and fear lest he should "balk;" but now she looked at him with
beaming eyes. According to custom, she dropped the spindle and the
whirl,3which Aloys
picked up, and exacted for the spindle the promise of a dumpling,
and for the whirl that of a doughnut. But the best came last. Aloys
released the distaff and received as ransom a hearty kiss. He
smacked so loud that it sounded all over the room, and the other
boys envied him sorely. He sat down quietly in a corner, rubbed his
hands, and was contented with himself and with the world. And so he
might have remained to the end of time, if that marplot of a George
had not interfered again.Mary Ann was the first voice in the church-choir. One evening
George asked her to sing the song of the "Dark-Brown Maid." She
began without much hesitation, and George fell in with the second
voice so finely and sonorously that all the others who had joined
in also lapsed into silence one by one, and contented themselves
with listening to the two who sang so well. Mary Ann, finding
herself unsupported by her companions, found her voice trembling a
little, and nudged her companions to go on singing; but, as they
would not, she took courage, and sang with much spirit, while
George seemed to uphold her as with strong arms. They
sang:--"Oh, to-morrow I must leave you,My belovéd dark-brown maid:Out at the upper gate we travel,My belovéd dark-brown maid."When I march in foreign countries,Think of me, my dearest one;With the sparkling glass before you,Often think how I adore you;Drink a health to him that's gone."Now I load my brace of pistols,And I fire and blaze away,For my dark-brown lassie's pleasure;For she chose me for her treasure,And she sent the rest away."In the blue sky two stars are shining:Brighter than the moon they glow;This looks on the dark-brown maiden,And that looks where I must go."I've bought a ribbon for my sabre,And a nosegay for my hat,And a kerchief in my keeping,To restrain my eyes from weeping:From my love I must depart."Now I spur my horse's mettle,Now I rein him in and wait:So good-bye, dear dark-brown maiden;I must ride out at the gate."When each of the girls had filled four or five spindles, the
table was pushed into a corner, to clear a space of three or four
paces in length and breadth, on which they took turns in dancing,
those who sat singing the music. When George brought out Mary Ann,
he sang his own song, dancing to it like a spindle: indeed, he did
not need much more space than a spindle, for he used to say that no
one was a good waltzer who could not turn around quickly and safely
on a plate. When he stopped at last,--with a whirl which made the
skirts of Mary Ann's wadded dress rise high above her feet,--she
suddenly left him alone, as if afraid of him, and ran into a
corner, where Aloys sat moodily watching the sport. Taking his
hand, she said,--"Come, Aloys, you must dance.""Let me alone: you know I can't dance. You only want to make
game of me.""You g----" said Mary Ann: she would have said, "you gawk,"
but suddenly checked herself on seeing that he was more ready to
cry than to laugh. So she said, gently, "No, indeed, I don't want
to make game of you. Come; if you can't dance you must learn it:
there is none I like to dance with better than you."They tried to waltz; but Aloys threw his feet about as if he
had wooden shoes on them, so that the others could not sing for
laughing."I will teach you when nobody is by, Aloys," said Mary Ann,
soothingly.The girls now lighted their lanterns and went home. Aloys
insisted on going with them: he would not for all the world have
let Mary Ann go home without him when George was of the
company.In the still, snowy night, the raillery and laughter of the
party were heard from end to end of the village. Mary Ann alone was
silent, and evidently kept out of George's way.When the boys had left all the girls at their homes, George
said to Aloys, "Gawk, you ought to have stayed with Mary Ann
to-night.""You're a rascal," said Aloys, quickly, and ran away. The
others laughed. George went home alone, warbling so loud and clear
that he must have gladdened the hearts of all who were not sick or
asleep.Next morning, as Mary Ann was milking the cows, Aloys said to
her, "Do you see, I should just like to poison that George; and if
you are a good girl you must wish him dead ten times
over."Mary Ann agreed with him, but tried to convince him that he
should endeavor to become just as smart and ready as George was. A
bright idea suddenly struck Aloys. He laughed aloud, threw aside
the stiff old broom and took a more limber one, saying, "Yes: look
sharp and you'll see something." After much reluctance, he yielded
to Mary Ann's solicitations to be "good friends" with George: he
could not refuse her any thing.It was for this reason alone that Aloys had helped George to
get the sleigh out, and that the snow made his eyes run over as he
watched the party till they disappeared.In the twilight Aloys drove his cows to water at Jacob's
well. A knot of boys had collected there, including George and his
old friend, a Jew, commonly called "Long Hartz's Jake." Mary Ann
was looking out of the window. Aloys was imitating George's walk:
he carried himself as straight as if he had swallowed a ramrod, and
kept his arms hanging down his sides, as if they had been made of
wood."Gawk," said Jake, "what will you allow me if I get Mary Ann
to marry you?""A good smack on your chops," said Aloys, and drove his cows
away. Mary Ann closed the sash, while the boys set up a shout of
laughter, in which George's voice was heard above all the
others.Aloys wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, so
great was the exertion which the expression of his displeasure had
cost him. He sat for hours on the feed-box of his stable, maturing
the plans he had been meditating.Aloys had entered his twentieth year, and it was
time for him to pass the inspection of the recruiting-officers. On
the day on which he, with the others of his age, was to present
himself at Horb, the county town, he came to Mary Ann's house in
his Sunday gear, to ask if she wished him to get any thing for her
in town. As he went away, Mary Ann followed him into the hall, and,
turning aside a little, she drew a bit of blue paper from her
breast, which, on being unwrapped, was found to contain a
creutzer.4"Take it,"
said she: "there are three crosses on it. When the shooting stars
come at night, there's always a silver bowl on the ground, and out
of those bowls they make this kind of creutzers: if you have one of
them in your pocket you are sure to be in luck. Take it, and you
will draw a high number."5Aloys took the creutzer; but in crossing the bridge which
leads over the Necker he put his hand in his pocket, shut his eyes,
and threw the creutzer into the river. "I won't draw a high number:
I want to be a soldier and cut George out," he muttered, between
his teeth. His hand was clenched, and he drew himself up like a
king.At the Angel Hotel the squire waited for the recruits of his
parish; and when they had all assembled he went with them to the
office. The squire was equally stupid and pretentious. He had been
a corporal formerly, and plumed himself on his "commission:" he
loved to treat all farmers, old and young, as recruits. On the way
he said to Aloys, "Gawk, you will be sure to draw the highest
number; and even if you should draw No. 1 you need not be afraid,
for they never can want you for a soldier.""Who knows?" said Aloys, saucily. "I may live to be a
corporal yet, as well as any one: I can read and write as well as
another, and the old corporals haven't swallowed all the wisdom in
the world, either."The squire looked daggers at him.When Aloys walked up to the wheel, his manner was bold almost
to provocation. Several papers met his fingers as he thrust his
hand in. He closed his eyes, as if determined not to see what he
should draw, and brought out a ticket. He handed it to the clerk,
trembling with fear of its being a high number. But, when "Number
17" was called, he shouted so lustily that they had to call him to
order.The boys now bought themselves artificial flowers tied with
red ribbons, and, after another hearty drink, betook themselves
homeward. Aloys sang and shouted louder than all the
others.At the stile at the upper end of the village the mothers and
many of the sweethearts of the boys were waiting: Mary Ann was
among them also. Aloys, a little fuddled,--rather by the noise than
by the wine,--walked, not quite steadily, arm-in-arm with the
others. This familiarity had not occurred before; but on the
present occasion they were all brothers. When Aloys' mother saw No.
17 on his cap, she cried, again and again, "O Lord a' mercy! Lord
a' mercy!" Mary Ann took Aloys aside, and asked, "What has become
of my creutzer?" "I have lost it," said Aloys; and the falsehood
smote him, half unconscious as he was.The boys now walked down the village, singing, and the
mothers and sweethearts of those who had probably been "drawn"
followed them, weeping, and wiping their eyes with their
aprons.The "visitation," which was to decide every thing, was still
six weeks off. His mother took a large lump of butter and a basket
full of eggs, and went to the doctor's. The butter was found to
spread very well, notwithstanding the cold weather, and elicited
the assurance that Aloys would not be made a recruit of; "for,"
said the conscientious physician, "Aloys is incapable of military
service, at any rate: he cannot see well at a distance, and that is
what makes him so awkward sometimes."Aloys gave himself no trouble about all these matters: he was
quite altered, and swaggered and whistled whenever he went
out.On the day of the visitation, the boys went to town a little
more soberly and quietly than when the lots were
drawn.When Aloys was called into the visitation-room and ordered to
undress, he said, saucily, "Spy me out all you can: you will find
nothing wrong about me. I have no blemish: I can be a soldier." His
measure being taken and found to be full, he was entered on the
list without delay: the doctor forgot the short-sightedness, the
butter, and the eggs, in his astonishment at the boldness of
Aloys.But, when the irrevocable step was fairly taken, Aloys
experienced such a sense of alarm that he could have cried. Still,
when his mother met him on the stone steps of the office, weeping
bitterly, his pride returned; and he said, "Mother, this is not
right: you must not cry. I shall be back in a year, and Xavier can
keep things in order very well while I am gone."On being assured of their enlistment as soldiers, the boys
began to drink, sing, and royster more than ever, to make up for
the time they supposed themselves to have lost before.When Aloys came home, Mary Ann, with tears in her eyes, gave
him a bunch of rosemary with red ribbons in it, and sewed it to his
cap. Aloys took out his pipe, smoked all the way up the village,
and made a night of it with his comrades.One hard day more was to be passed,--the day when the
recruits had to set out for Stuttgart. Aloys went to Jacob's house
early, and found Mary Ann in the stable, where she now had to do
all the hard work without his assistance. Aloys said, "Mary Ann,
shake hands." She did so; and then he added "Promise me you won't
get married till I come back.""No, indeed, I won't," said she; and then he replied, "There,
that's all: but stop! give me a kiss for good-bye." She kissed him;
and the cows and oxen looked on in astonishment, as if they knew
what was going on.Aloys patted each of the cows and oxen on the back, and took
leave of them: they mumbled something indistinctly between their
teeth.George had hitched his horses to the wagon, to give the
recruits a lift of a few miles. They passed through the village,
singing; the baker's son, Conrad, who blew the clarionet, sat on
the wagon with them and accompanied; the horses walked. On all
sides the recruits were stopped by their friends, who came to shake
hands or to share a parting cup. Mary Ann was looking out of her
window, and nodded, smiling.When they were fairly out of the village, Aloys suddenly
stopped singing. He looked around him with moistened eyes. Here, on
the heath called the "High Scrub," Mary Ann had bleached the linen
of the shirt he wore: every thread of it now seemed to scorch him.
He bade a sad farewell to every tree and every field. Over near the
old heath-turf was his best field: he had turned the soil so often
that he knew every clod in it. In the adjoining patch he had reaped
barley with Mary Ann that very summer. Farther down, in the Hen's
Scratch, was his clover-piece, which he had sown and was now denied
the pleasure of watching while it grew. Thus he looked around him.
As they passed the stile he was mute. In crossing the bridge he
looked down into the stream: would he have dropped the marked
creutzer into it now?In the town the singing and shouting was resumed; but not
till the Bildechingen Hill was passed did Aloys breathe freely. His
beloved Nordstetten lay before him, apparently so near that his
voice could have been heard there. He saw the yellow house of
George the blacksmith, and knew that Mary Ann lived in the next
house but one. He swung his cap and began to sing
again.At Herrenberg George left the recruits to pursue their way on
foot. At parting he inquired of Aloys whether he had any message
for Mary Ann.Aloys reddened. George was the very last person he should
have chosen for a messenger; and yet a kind message would have
escaped his lips if he had not checked himself. Involuntarily he
blurted out, "You needn't talk to her at all: she can't bear the
sight of you, anyhow."George laughed and drove away.An important adventure befell the recruits on the road. At
the entrance of the Boeblingen Forest, which is five miles long,
they impressed a wood-cutter with his team, and compelled him to
carry them. Aloys was the ringleader: he had heard George talk so
much of soldiers' pranks that he could not let an occasion slip of
playing one. But when they had passed through the wood he was also
the first to open his leathern pouch and reimburse the involuntary
stage-proprietor.At the Tuebingen gate of Stuttgart a corporal stood waiting
to receive them. Several soldiers from Nordstetten had come out to
meet their comrades; and Aloys clenched his teeth as every one of
them greeted him with, "Gawk, how are you?" There was an end of all
shouting and singing now: like dumb sheep the recruits were led
into the barracks. Aloys first expressed a wish to go into the
cavalry, as he desired to emulate George; but, on being told that
in that case he would have to go home again, as the
cavalry-training would not begin till fall, he changed his mind. "I
won't go home again until I am a different sort of a fellow," he
said to himself; "and then, if any one undertakes to call me gawk,
I'll gawk him."So he was enrolled in the fifth infantry regiment, and soon
astonished all by his intelligence and rapid progress. One
misfortune befel him here also; he received a gypsy for his
bedfellow. This gypsy had a peculiar aversion to soap and water.
Aloys was ordered by the drill-sergeant to take him to the pump
every morning and wash him thoroughly. This was sport at first; but
it soon became very irksome: he would rather have washed the tails
of six oxen than the face of the one gypsy.Another member of the company was a broken-down painter. He
scented the spending-money with which Aloys' mother had fitted him
out, and soon undertook to paint him in full uniform, with musket
and side-arms, and with the flag behind him. This made up the whole
resemblance: the face was a face, and nothing more. Under it stood,
however, in fine Roman characters, "Aloys Schorer, Soldier in the
Fifth Regiment of Infantry."Aloys had the picture framed under glass and sent it to his
mother. In the accompanying letter he wrote,--"DEAR MOTHER:--Please hang up the picture in the front room,
and let Mary Ann see it: hang it over the table, but not too near
the dovecote; and, if Mary Ann would like to have the picture, make
her a present of it. And my comrade who painted it says you ought
to send me a little lump of butter and a few yards of hemp-linen
for my corporal's wife: we always call her Corporolla. My comrade
also teaches me to dance; and to-morrow I am going to dance at
Haeslach. You needn't pout, Mary Ann: I am only going to try. And I
want Mary Ann to write to me. Has Jacob all his oxen yet? and
hasn't the roan cow calved by this time? Soldiering isn't much of a
business, after all: you get catawampously tired, and there's no
work done when it's over."The butter came, and was more effective this time: the gypsy
was saddled upon somebody else. With the butter came a letter
written by the schoolmaster, in which he said,--"Our Matthew has sent fifty florins from America. He also
writes that if you had not turned soldier you might have come to
him and he would make you a present of thirty acres of land. Keep
yourself straight, and let nobody lead you astray; for man is
easily tempted. Mary Ann seems to be out of sorts with you,--I
don't know why: when she saw your picture she said it didn't look
like you at all."Aloys smiled when he read this, and said to himself, "All
right. I am very different from what I was: didn't I say it, Mary
Ann,--eh?"Months passed, until Aloys knew that next Sunday was
harvest-home at Nordstetten. Through the corporal's intervention,
he obtained a furlough for four days, and permission to go in full
uniform, with his shako on his head and his sword at his side. Oh,
with what joy did he put his "fixings" into his shako and take
leave of his corporal!With all his eagerness, he could not refrain from exchanging
a word with the sentry at the gate of the barracks and with the one
at the Tuebingen gate. He must needs inform them that he was going
home, and that they must rejoice with him; and his heart melted
with pity for his poor comrades, who were compelled to walk to and
fro in a little yard for two mortal hours, during which time he was
cutting down, step by step, the distance that lay between him and
his home.He never stopped till he got to Boeblingen. Here he ordered a
pint of wine at the "Waldburg;" but he could not sit quiet in his
chair, and walked away without emptying the glass.At Nufringen he met Long Hartz's Jake,--the same who had
teased him so. They shook hands, and Aloys heard much news of home,
but not a word of Mary Ann; and he could not make up his mind to
inquire after her.At Bohndorf he forced himself to rest: it was high time to do
so; for his heart was beating furiously. Stretched upon a bench, he
reflected how they all would open their eyes on his arrival: then
he stood before the looking-glass, fixed the shako over his left
ear, twisted the curl at the right side of his forehead, and
encouraged himself by a nod of approbation.He once more beheld his native villageIt was dusk when he found himself on the heights of
Bildechingen and once more beheld his native village. He shouted no
longer, but stood calm and firm, laid his hand upon his shako, and
greeted his home with a military salute.He walked slower and slower, wishing to arrive at night, so
as to astonish them all in the morning. His house was one of the
first in the village: there was a light in the room; and he tapped
at the window, saying,--"Isn't Aloys here?""Lord a'-mercy!" cried his mother: "a
gens-d'armes!""No: it's me, mother," said Aloys, taking off his shako as he
entered, and clasping her hand.After the first words of welcome were spoken, his mother
expressed her regret that there was no supper left for him;
nevertheless, she went into the kitchen and fried him some eggs.
Aloys stood by her near the hearth, and told his story. He asked
about Mary Ann, and why his picture was still hanging in the room.
His mother answered, "Don't think any thing more of Mary Ann, I beg
and beg of you: she is good for nothing,--she is
indeed!""Don't talk anymore about it, mother," said Aloys; "I know
what I know." His face, tinted by the ruddy glow of the
hearth-fire, had a strange decision and ferocity. His mother was
silent until they had returned to the room, and then she saw with
rapture what a fine fellow her son had become. Every mouthful he
swallowed seemed a titbit to her own palate. Lifting up the shako,
she complacently bewailed its enormous weight.Aloys rose early in the morning, brushed up his shako,
burnished the plating of his sword, and the buckler and buttons,
more than if he had been ordered on guard before the staff. At the
first sound of the church-bell he was completely dressed, and at
the second bell he walked into the village.Two little boys were talking as they passed him."Why, that's the gawk, a'n't it?" said one."No, it a'n't," said the other."Yes, it is," rejoined the first.Aloys looked at them grimly, and they ran away with
their hymn-books. Amid the friendly greetings of the villagers he
approached the church. He passed Mary Ann's house; but no one
looked out: he looked behind him again and again as he walked up
the hill. The third bell rang, and he entered the church; Mary Ann
was not there: he stood at the door; but she was not among the
late-comers. The singing began, but Mary Ann's voice was not heard:
he would have known it among a thousand. What was the universal
admiration to him now?shedid
not see him, for whom he had travelled the long road, and for whom
he now stood firm and straight as a statue. He heard little of the
sermon; but, when the minister pronounced the bans of Mary Ann
Bomiller, of Nordstetten, and George Melzer, of Wiesenstetten, poor
Aloys no longer stood like a statue. His knees knocked under him,
and his teeth chattered. He was the first who left the church. He
ran home like a crazy man, threw his sword and his shako on the
floor, hid himself in the hay-loft, and wept. More than once he
thought of hanging himself, but he could not rise for dejection:
all his limbs were palsied. Then he would remember his poor mother,
and sob and cry aloud.At last his mother came and found him in the hay-loft, cried
with him, and tried to comfort him. "It was high time they were
married," was the burden of her tale of Mary Ann. He wept long and
loud; but at last he followed his mother like a lamb into the room.
Seeing his picture, he tore it from the wall and dashed it to
pieces on the floor. For hours he sat behind the table and covered
his face with his hands. Then suddenly he rose, whistled a merry
tune, and asked for his dinner. He could not eat, however, but
dressed himself, and went into the village. From the Adler he heard
the sound of music and dancing. In passing Jacob's house, he cast
down his eyes, as if he had reason to be ashamed; but when it was
behind him he looked as proud as ever. Having reported himself and
left his passport in the squire's hands, he went to the ball-room.
He looked everywhere for Mary Ann, though he dreaded nothing more
than to meet her. George was there, however. He came up to Aloys
and stretched out his hand, saying, "Comrade, how are you?" Aloys
looked at him as if he would have poisoned him with his eyes, then
turned on his heel without a word of answer. It occurred to him
that he ought to have said, "Comrade! the devil is your comrade,
not I;" but it was too late now.All the boys and girls now made him drink out of their
glasses; but the wine tasted of wormwood. He sat down at a table
and called for a "bottle of the best," and drank glass after glass,
although it gave him no pleasure. Mechtilde, the daughter of his
cousin Matthew of the Hill, stood near him, and he asked her to
drink with him. She complied very readily, and remained at his
side. Nobody was attentive to her: she had no sweetheart, and had
not danced a round that day, as every one was constantly dancing
with his or her sweetheart, or changing partners with some
other."Mechtilde, wouldn't you like to dance?" said
Aloys."Yes: come, let's try."She took Aloys by the hand. He rose, put on his gloves,
looked around the floor as if he had lost something, and then
danced to the amazement of all the company. From politeness he took
Mechtilde to a seat after the dance: by this he imposed a burden on
himself, for she did not budge from his side all the evening. He
cared but little for her conversation, and only pushed the glass
toward her occasionally by way of invitation. His eyes were fixed
fiercely on George, who sat not far from him. When some one asked
the latter where Mary Ann was, he said, laughing, "She is poorly."
Aloys bit his pipe till the mouthpiece broke off, and then spat it
out with a "Pah!" which made George look at him furiously, thinking
the exclamation addressed to him. Seeing that Aloys was quiet, he
shrugged his shoulders in derision and began singing bad songs,
which all had pretty much the same burden:--"A bright boy will run through
Many a shoe;
An old fool will tear
Never a pair."At midnight Aloys took his sword from the wall to go. George
and his party now began to sing the "teaser," keeping time with
their fists on the table:--"Hey, Bob, 'ye goin' home?
'Ye gettin' scared? 'Ye gettin' sick?
Got no money, and can't get tick?
Hey, Bob, 'ye goin' home?"Aloys turned back with some of his friends and called for two
bottles more. They now sang songs of their own, while George and
his gang were singing at the other table. George got up and cried,
"Gawk, shut up!" Then Aloys seized a full bottle and hurled it at
his head, sprang over the table, and caught him by the throat. The
tables fell down, the glasses chinked on the floor, the music
stopped. For a while all was still, as if the two were to throttle
each other in silence: then suddenly the room was filled with
shouting, whistling, scolding, and quarrelling. The bystanders
interfered; but, according to custom, each party only restrained
the adversary of the party he sided with, so as to give the latter
a chance of drubbing his opponent undisturbed. Mechtilde held
George by the head until his hair came out by handfuls. The legs of
chairs were now broken off, and all hands whacked each other to
their hearts' content. Aloys and George remained as if fastened
together by their teeth. At length Aloys gained his feet, and threw
George down with such violence that he seemed to have broken his
neck, and then kneeled down on him, and would have throttled him
had not the watchman entered and put an end to the row. The
musicians were sent home and the two chief combatants taken to the
lock-up.With his face black and blue, pale and haggard, Aloys left
the village next day. His furlough had another day to run; but what
should he do at home? He was glad enough to go soldiering again;
and nothing would have pleased him better than a war. The squire
had endorsed the story of the fracas on his passport, and a severe
punishment awaited him on his return. He looked neither to the
right nor to the left, but walked away almost without knowing it,
and hoping never to return. At Horb, on seeing the signpost to
Freudenstadt, which is on the way to Strasbourg, he stopped a long
time and thought of deserting to France. Unexpectedly he found
himself addressed by Mechtilde, who asked, "Why, Aloys, are you
going back to Stuttgart already?""Yes," he answered, and went on his way. Mechtilde had come
like an angel from heaven. With a friendly good-bye, they
parted.As he walked, he found himself ever and anon humming the song
he had heard George sing so long ago, and which now, indeed, suited
poor Mary Ann's case:--"In a day, in a day,
Pride and beauty fade away.Do thy checks with gladness tingle
Where the snows and roses mingle?Oh, the roses all decay!"At Stuttgart he never said a word to the sentry at the
Tuebingen gate nor to the one at the barrack-gate. Like a criminal,
he hardly raised his eyes. For eight days he did penance in a dark
cell,--the "third degree" of punishment. At times he became so
impatient that he could have dashed his head against the wall; and
then again he would lie for days and nights half
asleep.When released from prison, he was attached for six weeks to
the class of culprits who are never permitted to leave the
barracks, but are bound to answer the call at every moment. He now
cursed his resolution to become a soldier, which bound him for six
years to the land of his birth. He would have gone away, far as
could be.One morning his mother Maria came with a letter from Matthew,
in America. He had sent four hundred florins for Aloys to buy a
field with, or, if he wished to join him, to buy himself clear of
the army.Aloys and Matthew of the Hill, with his wife and eight
children,--Mechtilde among them,--left for America that same
autumn.While at sea he often hummed the curious but well-known old
song, which he had never understood before:--"Here, here, here, and here,The ship is on her way;There, there, there, and there,The skipper goes to stay;When the winds do rave and roarAs though the ship could swim no more,My thoughts begin to ponderAnd wander."In his last letter from Ohio Aloys writes to his
mother:--"... My heart seems to ache at the thought that I must enjoy
all these good things alone. I often wish all Nordstetten was
here,--old Zahn, blind Conrad, Shacker of the stone quarry, Soges,
Bat of the sour well, and Maurice of the hungry spring: they ought
to be here, all of them, to eat their fill until they couldn't
budge from their seats. What good does it do me while I am alone
here? And then you might all see the gawk with his four horses in
the stable and his ten colts in the field. If Mary Ann has any
trouble, let me know about it, and I will send her something; but
don't let her know from whom it comes. Oh, how I pity her! Matthew
of the Hill lives two miles away. His Mechtilde is a good worker;
but she is no Mary Ann, after all. I do hope she is doing well. Has
she any children? On the way across there was a learned man with us
on the ship,--Dr. Staeberle, of Ulm: he had a globe with him, and
he showed me that when it is day in America it is night in
Nordstetten, and so on. I never thought much about it till now. But
when I am in the field and think, 'What are they doing now in
Nordstetten?' I remember all at once that you are all fast asleep,
and Shackerle's John, the watchman, is singing out, 'Two o'clock,
and a cloudy morning.' On Sunday I can't bear to think that it is
Saturday night in Nordstetten. All ought to have one day at once.
Last Sunday was harvest-home in Nordstetten: I should never forget
that, if I were to live a hundred years. I should like to be in
Nordstetten for one hour, just to let the squire see what a free
citizen of America looks like."page 21
THE PIPE OF WAR.
It is a singular story, and yet intimately connected with the
great events of modern history, or, what is almost the same thing,
with the history of Napoleon. Those were memorable times. Every
farmer could see the whole array of history manœuvre and pass in
review beneath his dormer-window: kings and emperors behaved like
play-actors, and, sometimes assumed a different dress and a
different character in every scene. And all this gorgeous spectacle
was at the farmer's service, costing him nothing but his house and
home, and occasionally, perhaps, his life. My neighbor Hansgeorge
was not quite so unlucky,--as the story will show.It was in the year 1796. We who live in these piping times of
peace have no idea of the state of things which then existed:
mankind seemed to have lost their fixed habitations and to be
driving each other here and there at random. The Black Forest saw
the Austrians, with their white coats, in one month, and in the
next the French, with their laughing faces; then the Russians came,
with their long beards; and mixed and mingled with them all were
the Bavarians, Wurtembergers, and Hessians, in every possible
uniform. The Black Forest was the open gate of Germany for the
French to enter; it is only ten years since that Rastatt was placed
as a bolt before it.The marches and counter-marches, retreats and advances,
cannonades and drum-calls, were enough at times to turn the head of
a bear in winter; and many a head did indeed refuse to remain upon
its shoulders. In a field not far from Baisingen is a hillock as
high as a house, which, they say, contains nothing but dead
soldiers,--French and Germans mixed.But my neighbor Hansgeorge escaped being a soldier, although
a fine sturdy fellow, well fit to stand before the king, and the
people too, and just entering his nineteenth year. It happened in
this wise. Wendel, the mason, married a wife from Empfingen, and on
the day before the wedding the bride was packed on a wagon with all
her household goods, her blue chest, her distaff, and her bran-new
cradle. Thus she was conveyed to the village, while the groom's
friends rode on horseback behind, cracking off their pistols from
time to time to show how glad they were. Hansgeorge was among them,
and always shot more than all the others. When the cavalcade had
reached the brick-yard, where the pond is at your right hand and
the kiln at your left, Hansgeorge fired again; but, almost before
the pistol went off, Hansgeorge was heard to shriek with pain. The
pistol dropped from his hand, and he would have fallen from his
horse but for Fidele, his friend, who caught him in his arms. He
had shot off the forefinger of his right handHe had shot off the
forefinger of his right hand, just at the middle joint. Every one
came up, eager to lend assistance; and even Kitty of the brick-kiln
came up, and almost fainted on seeing Hansgeorge's finger just
hanging by the skin. Hansgeorge clenched his teeth and looked
steadily at Kitty. He was carried into the brickmaker's house. Old
Jake, the farrier, who knew how to stop the blood, was sent for in
all haste; while another ran to town for Dr. Erath, the favorite
surgeon.When Old Jake came into the room, all were suddenly silent,
and stepped back, so as to form a sort of avenue, through which he
walked toward the wounded man, who was lying on the bench behind
the table. Kitty alone came forward, and said, "Jake, for God's
sake, help Hansgeorge!" The latter opened his eyes and turned his
head toward the speaker, and when Jake stood before him, mumbling
as he touched his hand, the blood ceased running.This time, however, it was not Jake's witchcraft which
produced the result, but another kind of magic. Hansgeorge no
sooner heard Kitty's words than he felt all the blood rush to his
heart, and of course the hemorrhage ceased.Dr. Erath came and amputated the finger. Hansgeorge bore the
cruel pain like a hero. As he lay in a fever for hours after, he
seemed to see an angel hovering over him and fanning him. He did
not know that Kitty was driving the flies away, often bringing her
hand very near his face: such neighborhood of a loving hand, even
though there be no actual touch, has marvellous effects, and may
well have fashioned the dream in his wandering brain. Then again he
saw a veiled figure: he could never recall exactly how she looked;
but--so curious are our dreams--it had a finger in its mouth, and
smoked tobacco with it, as if it were a pipe: the blue whiffs rose
up from rings of fire.Kitty observed that the closed lips of Hansgeorge moved in
his sleep. Hansgeorge called for his pipe.When he awoke, the first
thing he called for was his pipe. He had the finest pipe in the
village; and we must regard it more closely, as it is destined to
play an important part in this history. The head was of Ulm
manufacture, marbleized so that you might fancy the strangest
figures by looking at it. The lid was of silver, shaped like a
helmet, and so bright that you could see your face in it, and that
twice over,--once upside-down and once right side up. At the lower
edge also, as well as at the stock, the head was tipped with
silver. A double silver chain served as the cord, and secured the
short stem as well as the long, crooked, many-jointed mouthpiece.
Was not that a splendid pipe?"And who shall dareTo chide him for loving his pipe so fair,"even as an ancient hero loved his shield?What vexed Hansgeorge most in the loss of his finger was,
that he could not fill his pipe without difficulty. Kitty laughed,
and scolded him for his bad taste; but she filled his pipe
nevertheless, took a coal from the fire to light it, and even drew
a puff or two herself. She shook herself, and made a face, as if
she was dreadfully disgusted. Hansgeorge had never liked a pipe
better than that which Kitty started for him.Although it was the middle of summer, Hansgeorge could not be
taken home with his wound, and was compelled to stay at the
brickmaker's house. With this the patient was very well content;
for, although his parents came to nurse him, he knew very well that
times would come when he would be alone with Kitty.The next day was Wendel's wedding; and when the church-bell
rang and the inevitable wedding-march was played in the village,
Hansgeorge whistled an accompaniment in his bed. After church the
band paraded through the village where the prettiest girls were, or
where their sweethearts lived. The boys and girls joined the
procession, which swelled as it went on: they came to the
brickmaker's house also. Fidele, as George's particular friend,
came in with his sweetheart to take Kitty off to the dance; but she
thanked them, pleaded household duties, and remained at home.
Hansgeorge rejoiced greatly at this, and when they ware alone he
said,--"Kitty, never mind: there'll be another wedding soon, and
then you and I will dance our best.""A wedding?" said Kitty, sadly: "who is going to be
married?""Come here, please," said Hansgeorge, smiling. Kitty
approached, and he continued:--"I may as well confess it: I shot my
finger off on purpose, because I don't want to be a
soldier."Kitty started back, screaming, and covered her face with her
apron."What makes you scream?" said Hansgeorge. "A'n't you glad of
it? You ought to be, for you are the cause.""Jesus! Maria! Joseph! No, no! surely I am innocent! Oh,
Hansgeorge, what a sinful thing you have done! Why, you might have
killed yourself! You are a wild, bad man! I never could live with
you; I am afraid of you."She would have fled; but Hansgeorge held her with his left
hand. She tried to tear herself away, turned her back, and gnawed
the end of her apron: Hansgeorge would have given the world for a
look, but all his entreaties were in vain. He let her go, and
waited a while to see whether she would turn round; but, as she did
not, he said, with a faltering voice,--"Will you be so kind as to fetch my father? I want to go
home.""No; you know you can't go home: you might get the lockjaw:
Dr. Erath said you might," returned Kitty,--still without looking
at him."If you won't fetch anybody, I'll go alone," said
Hansgeorge.Kitty turned and looked on him with tearful eyes, eloquent
with entreaty and tender solicitude. George took her offered hand,
and gazed long and earnestly into the face of his beloved. It was
by no means a face of regular beauty: it was round, full, and
plump; the whole head formed almost a perfect sphere; the forehead
was high and strongly protruding, the eyes lay deep in their
sockets, and the little pug nose, which had a mocking and bantering
expression, and the swelling cheeks, all proclaimed health and
strength, but not delicacy or refinement. George regarded her in
her burning blushes as if she had been the queen of
beauty.They remained silent for a long time. At last Kitty said,
"Shall I fill your pipe for you?""Yes," said George, and let go her hand.This proposal of Kitty's was the best offer of
reconciliation. Both felt it as such, and never exchanged another
word on the subject of their dispute.In the evening many boys and girls, with flushed cheeks and
sparkling eyes, came to take Kitty to the dance; but she refused to
go. Hansgeorge smiled. When he asked Kitty to go as a favor to him,
she skipped joyfully away, and soon came back in her holiday gown.
Another difficulty arose, however. With all their good nature, none
of the comers cared to give up their dance and stay with
Hansgeorge; and Kitty had just announced her intention, when,
fortunately, old Jake came in. For a good stoup of wine,--which
they promised to send him from the inn,--he agreed to sit up all
night, if necessary.HansgeorgeKitty embraced and kissed him. had got Dr. Erath to
preserve his finger in alcohol, and intended to make Kitty a
present of it; but, with all her strength of nerve, the girl
dreaded it like a spectre, and could hardly be induced to touch the
phial. As soon as Hansgeorge was able to leave the house, they went
into the garden and buried the finger. Hansgeorge stood by, lost in
thought, while Kitty shovelled the earth upon it. The wrong he had
done his country by making himself unfit to serve it never occurred
to him; but he remembered that a part of the life which was given
him lay there never to rise again. It seemed as if, while full of
life, he were attending his own funeral; and the firm resolve grew
in him to atone for the waste committed of a part of himself by the
more conscientiously husbanding what yet remained. A thought of
death flitted across his mind, and he looked up with mingled
sadness and pleasure to find himself yet spared and the girl of his
heart beside him. Such reflections glimmered somewhat dimly in his
soul, and he said, "Kitty, you are quite right: I committed a great
sin. I hope it will be forgiven me." She embraced and kissed him,
and he seemed to have a foretaste of the absolution yet to
come.One would expect to find in a man a peculiar fondness for the
spot where a part of his bodily self is buried. As our native
country is doubly dear to us because the bodies of those we love
are resting there,--as the whole earth is revealed in all its
holiness when we call to mind that it is the sepulchre of ages
past, that"all who treadThe earth are but a handful to the tribesThat slumber in its bosom,"--so must a man who has already surrendered a part of his dust
to become dust again be attracted by the sacred claims of earth,
and often turn to the resting-place of his unfettered
portion.Thoughts like these, though vaguely conceived, cannot be
supposed to have taken clear form and shape in such a mind as that
of our friend Hansgeorge. He went to the brickmaker's house every
day; but it was in obedience to the attraction, not of something
dead, but of a living being. But, joyfully as he went, he sometimes
came away quite sad and downhearted; for Kitty seemed intent upon
teasing and worrying him. The first thing she required, and never
ceased requiring, was that he should give up smoking. She never
allowed him to kiss her when he had smoked, and before she would
sit near him he was always obliged to hide his darling pipe. In the
brickmaker's room he could not smoke on any account; and, much as
he liked to be there, he always took his way home again before
long. Kitty was not mistaken in often rallying him about
this.Hansgeorge was greatly vexed at Kitty's pertinacity, and
always came back to his favorite enjoyment with redoubled zest. It
appeared to him unmanly to submit to a woman's dictation: woman
ought to yield, he thought; and then it must be confessed that it
was quite out of his power to renounce his habit. He tried it once
in haying-time for two days; but he seemed to be fasting all the
time: something was missing constantly. He soon drew forth his pipe
again; and, while he held it complacently between his teeth and
struck his flint, he muttered to himself, "Kitty and all the women
in the world may go to the devil before I'll stop smoking." Here he
struck his finger with the steel, and, shaking the smarting hand,
"This is a judgment," thought he; "for it isn't exactly true, after
all."At last autumn came on, and George was pronounced unfit for
military service. Some other farmers' boys had imitated his trick
by pulling out their front teeth, so as to make themselves unable
to bite open the cartridges; but the military commission regarded
this as intentional self-mutilation, while that of George, from its
serious character, was pronounced a misfortune. The toothless ones
were taken into the carting and hauling service, and so compelled
to go to the wars, after all. With defective teeth they had to
munch the hard rations of the soldiers' mess; and at last they were
made to bite the dust,--which, indeed, they could have done as well
without any teeth at all.In the beginning of October, the French general Moreau made
good his famous retreat across the Black Forest. A part of his army
passed through Nordstetten: it was spoken of for several days
before. There was fear and trembling in all the village, and none
knew which way to turn. A hole was dug in every cellar, and every
thing valuable concealed. The girls took off their strings of
garnets with the silver medallions, and drew their silver rings
from their fingers, to bury them. All went unadorned, as if in
mourning. The cattle were driven into a secluded ravine near
Eglesthal. The boys and girls looked at each other sadly when the
approaching foe was mentioned: many a young fellow sought the
handle of his knife, which peeped out of his
side-pocket.The Jews were more unfortunate than any others. Rob a farmer
of every thing you can carry away, and you must still leave him his
field and his plough; but all the possessions of the Jews are
movables,--money and goods: they, therefore, trembled doubly and
trebly. The Jewish Rabbi--a shrewd and adroit man--hit upon a lucky
expedient. He placed a large barrel of red wine, well inspirited
with brandy, before his house, and a table with bottles and glasses
beside it, for the unbidden guests to regale themselves. The device
succeeded to perfection,--the more so as the French were rather in
a hurry.In fact, the storm passed over, doing much less damage than
was expected. The villagers collected in large groups to view the
passing troops. The cavalry came first, then a long column of
infantry.Hansgeorge had gone to the brick-yard with his comrades
Xavier and Fidele: he wished to be near Kitty in case of emergency.
The three stood in the garden before the house, leaning upon the
fence, Hansgeorge calmly smoking his pipe. Kitty looked out of the
window and said, "George, if you'll stop smoking you may come into
the house with your friends.""Wo are quite comfortable here, thank you," replied
Hansgeorge, sending up three or four whiffs in quick
succession.