Dinna Fash Yersel, Scotland! E-Book

Allan Morrison

• Herausgeber: Luath Press
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 37

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2022

Beschreibung

These are tough times. Prices spiralling! Climate change! International tension! Pandemics! It's not hard to find things to worry about. But Scottish grannies can be an oasis of calm. Their wit and wisdom, their compassion and knowhow, their measured good sense and withering reproaches are exactly what is required. Scottish grannies are reassuring. They are relevant. And they need to be heard.

Leseprobe

ALLAN MORRISON is a prolific author whose previous books include Haud Ma Chips, Ah’ve Drapped the Wean!, Should’ve Gone tae Specsavers, Ref!, Last Tram tae Auchenshuggle! and Kerryoans up the Clyde! His media appearances include The One Show and The Fred MacAulay Show. He is involved in charity work and after-dinner speaking, and is a member of his local Rotary club. Allan enjoys hill-walking, sport and travel. He and his wife live in the West of Scotland and he is the proud grandfather of four grandchildren.

First published 2022

ISBN: 978-1-80425-075-4

The author’s right to be identified as author of this book under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 has been asserted.

Typeset in Freight Text Pro and Brando Sans by

Main Point Books, Edinburgh

© Allan Morrison 2022

Contents

Introduction

Cost of Living

Money

Being Careful

Health

International Tensions

Climate

Family

Communicating

Improving Yourself

Love

Practical Actions

Observations on Life

Introduction

THE WORLD IS going through a difficult time with many worrying challenges in all aspects of life.

However, grannies can be an oasis of calm with their thoughtful observations, wisdom and wise warnings. You see, grannies are positive and have the mental strength to deal with situations. They have a wealth of knowledge and experience. No messing around with them. They go directly to the nub of the problem and have much to offer. It is true that when the going gets tough the tough get going.

Scottish sayings are usually short, quirky and directly address situations we all encounter in life. In essence, a catch phrase with purpose. Some of the sayings in this book are contemporary but most are older. They will hopefully be helpful as they provide reassurance to those who seek it, and make you smile with their direct humour. The key element is they are relevant to the difficult times we live in, with common sense being the basis to them all.

Cost of Living

‘Dinnae stretch yer erm oot further than yer sleeve.’

Do not spend what you can’t afford.

‘Getting up’s mair important than fallin’ doon.’

Keep going regardless of your situation.

‘Ye cannae steal a coo fae a man who has nane.’

Some people have no money and therefore cannot pay at present.

‘If ye cannae afford tae go, dinnae go!’

Don’t overstretch your finances.

‘Nae debt is good fur yer health.’

Worry about money owed can be a great burden on you.

‘Even efter a bad harvest ye must sow.’

Even if you are having a difficult time, you should plan ahead to hopefully much better times.

‘Close they windaes. Yer heatin’ the hale o’ Scotland.’

Don’t waste money.

‘Don’t jist dae nothing; dae something aboot it!’

Don’t just wallow in despair; try and fix it.

‘Ye cannae tak pennies oot an empty puggy.’

So, try and do something to refill your purse.

‘Castles fall but wise words stay.’

Common sense will hopefully prevail.

‘Cut yer coat tae suit yer pattern.’

Only spend what you can truly afford.

‘Let’s like whit we can get.’

Since we cannot always get what we like.

‘He who disnae open his eyes when he buys must still open his wallet when he pays.’

Watch what you are getting into.

‘Worry is like an auld rockin’ chair. It gies ye somethin’ tae dae but disnae get you ony where.’

Be upfront with your problems and fix them.

‘Getting free o’ debt is springtime.’

Your winter is over and better times are ahead.

‘The Money Man’s deid!’

Sorry. We cannot continue with this present situation. Try another solution.

‘Dinnae waste a penny candle huntin’ fur a bawbee.’

Get your financial priorities right.

‘Dinnae eat the calf in the coo’s womb.’

Don’t spend money you don’t yet have.

‘Anything is better than a slap on the dial wi’ a wet haddie.’

Even a small amount of extra money is most welcome.

‘Experience teaches fools, an’ fools willna learn nae ither way.’

Some people only learn through bitter experience.

‘There is aye someone wull tell ye times are tough. But jist ye keep going!’

Remain positive, even if other people are panicking.

‘The only thing ye can dae on a shoestring is trip.’

You need to be careful if you have limited funds.

‘Dinnae gae intae worry an’ despair. They’re a right pair o’ rogues.’

Don’t get downhearted.

‘If ye dinna see the bottom then dinna wade.’

If you cannot see a successful conclusion, then don’t do it.

He’s a fool who asks ower muckle, an’ a bigger fool that pays.’