Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 2 E-Book

Donald Rump

• Herausgeber: Publisher s21000
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017

Beschreibung

Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all.THE $500 QUESTIONPerkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba!Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink?FINDING FLOOFYWhen a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!"TILL DEATH DO US FARTHelen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.WEEKEND GETAWAYWhen Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?

Leseprobe

Four Stinky Stories

Vol. 2

Donald Rump

Also by Donald Rump

20 Common Questions About Farts

A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve (Episode 1)

Bottling Farts (English, Spanish, Italian)

Bottling Farts, Inc. (Episode 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Captive Audience

Crazy Authors Volume 1

Finding Floofy (English, Spanish)

Five Reasons Why Dating Hot Chicks is a Bad Idea

Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 (English, Spanish)

Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2 (English, Spanish)

Gastrointestinal Blues

Going Dutch (English, Spanish)

Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish)

The $500 Question (English, Spanish)

The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)

The Would Be Asstronaut (English, Spanish)

Till Death Do Us Fart (English, Spanish, Dutch)

Weekend Getaway (English, Spanish)

© 2015 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Roman Yakovliev (cover, #26123481), Askold Romanov (Weekend Getaway, #53323761), Santalucia Art Inc. (Till Death Do Us Fart, #10024679), Dennis Cox (The $500 Question, #28418341) and Matthew Britton (The $500 Question, #13570860). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

The background image for Finding Floofy is © Larisa Koshkina and used accordance with the public domain license found here:http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=31461&picture=bright-background-with-heart

First Edition (v1.4)

Published on March 17, 2015

Last updated on May 1, 2016

ISBN-13: 9781516341771

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Opening Quote

The $500 Question

Finding Floofy

Till Death Do Us Fart

Weekend Getaway

My Two Cents

About the Author

More Crazy Books

Thank You!

“If distance makes the heart grow fonder, cabbage blows us all asunder.” —Some not-so-wise-man before he lit the match

The $500 Question

So son, what would you like for Christmas? Perkins Deadwood flashed his million-dollar smile. The Thanksgiving holiday had been good to him, enabling Bottom Dollar Buick to sell half of its fleet of used cars.