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- Herausgeber: Publisher s21000
- Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
- Sprache: Englisch
- Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2020
Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds:
PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY
When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner...
PEDO FLAMBÉ
When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns.
"You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill.
"Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen.
FART LOVER SUPREME
Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time!
DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH
When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes?
No, probably not.
BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT
The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results.
Approximately 15,500 words.
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Going Dutch (English, Spanish)
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish, Dutch)
Pedo Flambé
Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby
The $500 Question (English, Spanish)
The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)
The Hairiest Butt
The Would Be Asstronaut (English, Spanish)
Till Death Do Us Fart (English, Spanish, Dutch)
Weekend Getaway (English, Spanish)
© 2020 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.
No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.
E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.
Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Roman Yakovliev (cover, #26122931), Stanislav Rishnyak (Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby, #2567011), Sergiy Tryapitsyn (Pedo Flambé, #60340227), Angga Mahardika Putra (Fart Lover Supreme, #250439734), Evgenii Naumov (Fart Lover Supreme, #322367502), Piotr Stryjewski (Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch, #44105603) and Sean Prior (The Hairiest Butt, #147335681). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.
Table of Contents
Title Page
Also by Donald Rump
Copyright
Dedication
Cover: Book 1
Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby
Cover: Book 2
Pedo Flambé
Cover: Book 3
Fart Lover Supreme
Cover: Book 4 - Don’t Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch
Chapter 1: Fowl
Chapter 2: Chicken Puggsley
Chapter 3: Outgunned
Chapter 4: All Good
Chapter 5: The Good Life
Chapter 6: Paradise Unraveled
Chapter 7: Taco Hell
Bonus Content
Cover: Book 5
The Hairiest Butt
My Two Cents
Product Description
About the Author
Ad 1: Till Death Do Us Fart
Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts
Ad 3: Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 1
Thank You!
Dedication
To Hannah, who’s broken more wind than I have.
Please, darling. Don’t stand so close to the stove...
