Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3 E-Book

Donald Rump

• Herausgeber: Publisher s21000
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017

Beschreibung

What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day!Included in this fartabulous foursome:CAPTIVE AUDIENCEThree men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong?BUTT-DIALING BASTARDWhen Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole.THE WOULD BE ASSTRONAUTHe's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.FLOOFED AT 40,000 FEETIt's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them?***BONUS***KEEPING WIND LATEN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AT BAYGreat heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.Approximately 12,000 words.

Leseprobe

Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3

Donald Rump

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Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish, Dutch)

The $500 Question (English, Spanish)

The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)

The Would Be Asstronaut (English, Spanish)

Till Death Do Us Fart (English, Spanish, Dutch)

Weekend Getaway (English, Spanish)

© 2017 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Roman Yakovliev (cover, #26123237), Noppadol Anaporn (Captive Audience, #47736927), Valentyn Pidburtnyi (Butt-Dialing Bastard, #40453309), Karl Kotas (The Would Be Asstronaut, #10460376), Phaisarn Wongkulchata (Wind Laten, #71915691), Nataliia Natykach (Wind Laten, #12780416) and Andrew Grossman (Wind Laten, #38898187). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

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First Edition (v1.0)

Published on July 1, 2017

Last updated on November 12, 2017

ISBN-13: 9781386589587

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Strange Words To Ponder

Cover: Book 1

Captive Audience

Cover: Book 2

Butt-Dialing Bastard

Cover: Book 3

The Would Be Asstronaut

Cover: Book 4

Floofed at 40,000 Feet

Bonus Content

Cover: Book 5

Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay

My Two Cents

Product Description

About the Author

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Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts

Ad 3: Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 1

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