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This anthology presents the set selection of verse and prose pieces for Learners entering LAMDA Graded Examinations in Communication: Speaking Verse and Prose from Entry Level to Grade 8, and LAMDA Introductory Graded Examinations from Stage 1 to Stage 3 (Solo and Group). The collection includes 155 pieces in total: a range of celebrated poems alongside prose extracts from bestselling classic and contemporary novels. It also features original material written specifically for this anthology, including the winner and runners-up of LAMDA Learners' Poetry Prize 2023. Also included is a foreword by Joseph Coelho, Waterstones Children's Laureate 2022–24. For Learners taking LAMDA Examinations, this anthology offers a wide choice of themes, topics and worlds to explore. With many performance possibilities, it is a perfect resource to help Learners practise and develop their communication skills. For the general reader, it is the ideal starting point for discovering contemporary poets and novelists, such as Maya Angelou, Malorie Blackman, Sally Rooney and Michael Rosen, as well as reconnecting with celebrated writers of the past, including Jane Austen, T. S. Eliot and William Wordsworth.

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Verse and Prose Anthology: Volume 20

First published in 2024 by the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art, 155 Talgarth Road, London W14 9DA, United Kingdom, Tel: +44 (0)208 834 0530, www.lamda.ac.uk and Nick Hern Books Limited, The Glasshouse, 49a Goldhawk Road, London W12 8QP, United Kingdom, Tel: +44 (0)20 8749 4953, www.nickhernbooks.co.uk

This ebook published in 2024

Copyright © 2024 LAMDA Ltd. Foreword Copyright © 2024 Joseph Coelho Edited by Georgina Murphy

LAMDA Ltd. is hereby identified as author of this compilation in accordance with section 77 of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. The contributors are hereby identified as authors of their contributions.

This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not by way of trade or otherwise be circulated without the publisher’s consent in any form of binding or cover or circulated electronically other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on any subsequent publishers.

A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

Design and layout by n9design.com

ISBN – PB: 978-1-83904-329-1

Contents

Foreword

Solo Introductory Stage 1

Flippin’ Eck by Brian Bilston

I’m Nobody! Who are you? by Emily Dickinson

From Aliens Stole My Underpants by Brian Moses

Sugarcake Bubble by Grace Nichols

Night Thoughts by Li Bai, translated by Amy Lowell

Hurt No Living Thing by Christina Rossetti

Group Introductory Stage 1

The Laugh by Joseph Coelho

From I Am/I Say by Sabrina Mahfouz

Jungle Noises by Nick Teed

Solo Introductory Stage 2

There’s a Shark in my Tea! by Leo Alderin

Gibberish by Mary Elizabeth Coleridge

Cold Toast by Claudine Toutoungi

The Storm by Sara Coleridge

Let Thine Eyes Whisper by Ameen Rihani

Bird, Bell, and I by Misuzu Kaneko, translated by Sally Ito and Michiko Tsuboi

Group Introductory Stage 2

Hopaloo Kangaroo by John Agard

The Last Shot by Kwame Alexander

Wallaby Trouble by Monika Johnson

Solo Introductory Stage 3

Dis Breeze by Valerie Bloom

The Slime Takeover by Joseph Coelho

Ariel’s Song by William Shakespeare

I am angry by Michael Rosen

From The First Tooth by Mary and Charles Lamb

Bertie Beaky by Claudine Toutoungi

Group Introductory Stage 3

The Both of Us by Joshua Seigal

The Flibbit by Kate Wakeling

The Months by Sara Coleridge

Entry Level

The Shockadile Crocodile! by Joseph Coelho

From the Arabic by Ameen Rihani

Seasons by Valerie Bloom

Colour by Christina Rossetti

Chameleon Kids by Matt Goodfellow

Ball of Yarn by Shuntarō Tanikawa, translated by William I. Elliott and Kazuo Kawamura

What a to-do! by Claudine Toutoungi

Song of the Witches by William Shakespeare

Grade 1

Bush Fire by Jackie Kay

The Blue-Green Stream by Wang Wei, translated by Amy Lowell

Whenever you see a tree by Padma Venkatraman

Say How You Feel by Joseph Coelho

Riddle by Anna Laetitia Barbauld

Advice from a Caterpillar by Rachel Rooney

The Music of Beauty by James Nack

The Land of Nod by Robert Louis Stevenson

Grade 2

Home by Rosa Terry

December, 1919 by Claude McKay

A Tip of the Slongue by Joseph Coelho

Superpowers by Ruth Awolola

This World is not Conclusion by Emily Dickinson

Filter by Suma Subramaniam

From

On the Beach at Night by Walt Whitman

Extinct by Monika Johnson

Grade 2 Prose

Contact by Malorie Blackman

There May Be a Castle by Piers Torday

Sad Book by Michael Rosen

Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew by C. S. Lewis

Sona Sharma, Looking After Planet Earth by Chitra Soundar

The Selfish Giant by Oscar Wilde

A Different Kind of Princess Story by Aimee McGoldrick

Grade 3 Verse

Can I Sit There? by Avni Patel

Count That Day Lost by George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

Difficult Damsels by Nikita Gill

Comparative Guidance for Social Distancing by Brian Bilston

We Wear the Mask by Paul Laurence Dunbar

I skipped school today by Kwame Alexander

Something About That Day by Kirsten Charters

I Shall Return by Claude McKay

Grade 3 Prose

Ghost by Jason Reynolds

Waiting for Anya by Michael Morpurgo

When Life Gives You Mangoes by Kereen Getten

West African Folk-Tales by W. H. Barker and Cecilia Sinclair

The Traitor Game by B. R. Collins

Heidi by Johanna Spyri, translated by Louise Brooks

A Kind of Spark by Elle McNicoll

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum

Grade 4 Verse

Alexa, What is There to Know about Love? by Brian Bilston

To My Excellent Lucasia, on Our Friendship by Katherine Philips

Dancing Disk in the Sky by Hibaq Osman

On Forgetting That I Am a Tree by Ruth Awolola

The Tiger by William Blake

Voyage to the Bottom of My Bowl by Claudine Toutoungi

How to Cut a Pomegranate by Imtiaz Dharker

A Boat Beneath a Sunny Sky by Lewis Carroll

Grade 4 Prose

Medusa by Jessie Burton

Song Beneath the Tides by Beverley Birch

The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett

The Cats We Meet Along The Way by Nadia Mikail

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

The Beast Player by Nahoko Uehashi, translated by Cathy Hirano

The Red-Headed League ( The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes) by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Heart of Happy Hollow by Paul Laurence Dunbar

Grade 5 Verse

Wild Geese by Mary Oliver

I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud by William Wordsworth

The Sky is Too Wide for Two Birds to Collide by Kareem Parkins-Brown

George Moses Horton, Myself by George Moses Horton

Front Door by Imtiaz Dharker

Fear by Khalil Gibran

The Naming of Cats by T. S. Eliot

Street Cries by Sarojini Naidu

Grade 5 Prose

Attention Seekers by Emma Brankin

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

Amari and the Night Brothers by B. B. Alston

Little Men: Life at Plumfield with Jo’s Boys by Louisa May Alcott

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas and Auguste Maquet

Tsunami Girl by Julian Sedgwick and Chie Kutsuwada

Grade 6 Verse

If We Remain Civil and Obedient Now by Nikita Gill

He Thinks of his Past Faces by John Canfield

The Darkling Thrush by Thomas Hardy

Ghareeb by Fatimah Asghar

Fairy Song by Louisa May Alcott

On the Discomfort of Being in the Same Room as the Boy You Like by Sarah Kay

The Queen of Hearts by Christina Rossetti

A Beach On A Foggy Day by Jade Anouka

Grade 6 Prose

Notes on a Nervous Planet by Matt Haig

The Mill on the Floss by George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

Boys Don’t Cry by Malorie Blackman

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Conversations with Friends by Sally Rooney

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

The Time Machine by H. G. Wells

Grade 7 Verse

I Hope You Stopped for the Swans by Cecilia Knapp

The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats

What You Mourn by Sheila Black

From The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Because I could not stop for Death by Emily Dickinson

Another Planet by Dunya Mikhail, translated by Kareem James Abu-Zeid

The Other Side of a Mirror by Mary Elizabeth Coleridge

Life Doesn’t Frighten Me by Maya Angelou

Grade 7 Prose

Educated by Tara Westover

The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James

The Lonely Londoners by Sam Selvon

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Home Fire by Kamila Shamsie

Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

Black and British: A short, essential history by David Olusoga

Cranford by Elizabeth Cleghorn Gaskell

Grade 8 Verse

Edward Hopper and the House by the Railroad by Edward Hirsch

The Flowers of the Forest by Jean Elliot

Sing with Me and do not Die of Thirst by Theresa Lola

Keep A-Pluggin’ Away by Paul Laurence Dunbar

A Green Land Full of Rivers by Sabrina Mahfouz

From The Lotos-Eaters by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Air and Angels by John Donne

Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou

Grade 8 Prose

Girl, Woman, Other by Bernardine Evaristo

Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

Sula by Toni Morrison

A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy by Laurence Sterne

Hamnet by Maggie O’Farrell

What Strange Paradise by Omar El Akkad

To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf

Circe by Madeline Miller

Title Index

Author Index

Copyright and Acknowledgements

Foreword

There is a magic that occurs when words are spoken aloud, there is a music that fills that space between audience and performer that is punctuated by the words of the voice. It is a spell that begins with the writer but is only complete when you, the performer, share these words with an audience, when you share in the creation of an image, a sight, a scent or a sound that is birthed within the mind of the listener.

Approach this book with all the reverence you would for a true book of spells and know that you are one of the spell wielders, for the poems and prose contained within are seeds that you get to plant in fertile minds, it is no small thing. To run with the planting metaphor – a seed that isn’t sown deep enough, or indeed too deep will not germinate, and likewise a performance of words that does not bridge that gap between stage and seat will not birth an experience in the listener’s mind. So, take these words seriously, listen to them as you commit them to memory, let them sprout forth in your mind with all their fruits of emotion and truth so that you can pass that magic on.

Contained within you have the gift of the very best words by some incredible writers. Let the wonderful poetic silliness of Brian Moses intermingle with the power of John Agard, let the depth of Kate Wakeling’s words intersperse with the glorious delights of Shakespeare and Ruth Awolola and Michael Rosen and C. S. Lewis. Become one with them, with me. As you read and then as you perform, bring us all together for that one timeless moment when there is an electricity dancing the auditorium, from our pens to your mouth to the listener’s ears. Good luck.

Joseph Coelho

Children’s

Author Waterstones Children’s Laureate 2022-2024

Introduction

This anthology has been carefully selected to offer Learners a broad range of material when taking their LAMDA Examinations. Throughout the collection, we engage with contemporary writers who write for the modern world, whilst looking back to classical material from writers whose work has stood the test of time.

We also feature new, original material from writers who have a connection to LAMDA – including the winner and runners-up of LAMDA Learners’ Poetry Prize 2023 – and it is a privilege to publish their work in this anthology. To LAMDA’s Learners, we hope that this collection makes you excited to take your Examinations, whilst sparking your curiosity in different writers and the themes and topics they explore.

It is a pleasure to hand over to the likes of Bernardine Evaristo, Joseph Coelho, Louisa May Alcott and Oscar Wilde, and we hope you enjoy reading, studying and performing the works contained in this anthology.

Note on the Pieces

This anthology contains the set pieces for Learners taking LAMDA Graded Examinations in Communication: Speaking Verse and Prose from Entry Level to Grade 8, and LAMDA Introductory Graded Examinations from Stage 1 to Stage 3 (Solo and Group).

You may notice that in the case of certain selections, the spelling of some words may vary from piece to piece, representing either standard British or American spelling. To the best of our ability, LAMDA Examinations has selected pieces that are age-appropriate for Learners taking our Exams. However, some of the complete texts may contain themes, language or terminology that Learners may find offensive or unsettling. Please bear this in mind when teaching younger Learners, and note that LAMDA Examinations does not endorse any discriminatory terminology that appears.

LAMDA Examinations is constantly exploring ways to make our anthologies as inclusive as possible. We work with the industry to create positive change and encourage conversations around inclusivity. When selecting pieces for Learners, we recommend approaching this with sensitivity and consideration of the themes of the verse and prose selections, particularly in relation to religion, race, gender and disability.

Thanks

LAMDA Examinations would like to thank all the authors, translators, publishers and agents who made the development of this anthology possible. Special thanks are also due to Vinota Karunasaagarar, Stephen Mitchell, Githanda Githae, Karen Roberts, Oleksandra Spiegler, Andy Pitts, Linda Macrow, Marcia Carr, Simeilia Hodge-Dallaway and Beyond The Canon, Matt Applewhite and Nick Hern Books.

Solo Introductory: Stage 1

Flippin’ Eck

by Brian Bilston

I’m Nobody! Who are you?

by Emily Dickinson

FromAliens Stole My Underpants

by Brian Moses

Sugarcake Bubble

by Grace Nichols

Night Thoughts

by Li Bai, translated by Amy Lowell

Hurt No Living Thing

by Christina Rossetti

Flippin’ Eck

Brian Bilston

This Speaker writes a poem using the method of making a pancake. Turn your book upside down to discover their recipe.

I’m Nobody! Who are you?

Emily Dickinson

This Speaker considers what it is like to be an outsider.

I’m Nobody! Who are you?

Are you – Nobody – too?

Then there’s a pair of us!

Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!

How dreary – to be – Somebody!

How public – like a Frog –

To tell one’s name – the livelong June –

To an admiring Bog!

FromAliens Stole My Underpants

Brian Moses

This poem explores the Speaker’s relationship with aliens.

To understand the ways

of alien beings is hard,

and I’ve never worked it out

why they landed in my backyard.

And I’ve always wondered why

on their journey from the stars,

these aliens stole my underpants

and took them back to Mars.

Sugarcake Bubble

Grace Nichols

This poem describes the bubbling of a sugarcake.

Sugarcake, Sugarcake

Bubbling in a pot

Bubble, Bubble Sugarcake

Bubble thick and hot

Sugarcake, Sugarcake

Spice and coconut

Sweet and sticky

Brown and gooey

I could eat the lot.

Night Thoughts

Li Bai, translated by Amy Lowell

This poem portrays the Speaker’s longing for home.

In front of my bed the moonlight is very bright.

I wonder if that can be frost on the floor?

I lift up my head and look at the full moon, the dazzling moon.

I drop my head, and think of the home of old days.

Hurt No Living Thing

Christina Rossetti

This poem communicates the importance of looking after all living creatures.

Hurt no living thing:

Ladybird, nor butterfly,

Nor moth with dusty wing,

Nor cricket chirping cheerily,

Nor grasshopper so light of leap,

Nor dancing gnat, nor beetle fat,

Nor harmless worms that creep.

Group Introductory: Stage 1

The Laugh

by Joseph Coelho

FromI Am/I Say

by Sabrina Mahfouz

Jungle Noises

by Nick Teed

The Laugh

Joseph Coelho

This poem explores how infectious a laugh can be.

It started as a tickle

as a wriggle on my lips.

It turned into a giggle,

a wiggle of the hips.

It turned into a jitter,

a titter of the teeth.

My face is turning red

and it’s begging for release.

It gasps into a guffaw!

Into a great big belly laugh.

If I whoop any louder

‘Call the security staff!’

Now it’s spreading to my friends

in snickers, chuckles and snorts.

If we roar any louder

we’ll get a school report!

Now our sides our splitting!

We’re on the floor laughing!

We cannot stop!

We will not stop!

It’s threatening to choke!

And all because of the telling

of a wonderfully silly joke.

FromI Am/I Say

Sabrina Mahfouz

This poem celebrates and protects the natural world.

We are part of the heart of the world

Don’t break it

Don’t break it.

We don’t have the power to make it turn

But we have the power to learn.

Don’t shake it

like a fizzy drink,

Too much up and down

Too much throwing around

The pressure mounts

The insides explode

Goes all over your clothes

No!

We all have the power to learn

To turn it all around

Care for the earth from below the ground

To the rumbles of clouds

I say

I say

I may be small

But I want more than sweets

Give me a world that beats

With the beauty it was given

Before any of us were living.

We are part of the heart of the world

Don’t break it.

Jungle Noises

Nick Teed

This poem explores the sounds and noises of animals.

What’s in the jungle?

Let’s go explore!

Look, there’s a tiger!

Roar!

Roar!

Roar!

What’s in the jungle?

Let’s take a peek!

Look, there’s a jungle rat!

Squeak!

Squeak!

Squeak!

What’s in the jungle?

Let’s take a walk!

Look, there’s a parrot!

Squawk!

Squawk!

Squawk!

What’s in the jungle?

Let’s look at this!

Look, there’s a snake!

Hiss!

Hiss!

Hiss!

What’s in the jungle?

No time to nap!

Look, there’s a crocodile!

Snap!

Snap!

Snap!

It’s great here in the jungle,

Bathed in the sun!

Seeing all the animals!

Fun!

Fun!

Fun!

Solo Introductory: Stage 2

There’s a Shark in my Tea!

by Leo Alderin

Gibberish

by Mary Elizabeth Coleridge

Cold Toast

by Claudine Toutoungi

The Storm

by Sara Coleridge

Let Thine Eyes Whisper

by Ameen Rihani

Bird, Bell, and I

by Misuzu Kaneko, translated by Sally Ito and Michiko Tsuboi

There’s a Shark in my Tea!

Leo Alderin (Runner-up in LAMDA Learners’ Poetry Prize 2023)

This Speaker sees something suspicious in their cup of tea.

There’s a shark in my tea!

How did it get in there?

It’s bobbing up and down

Giving me quite a scare.

I’m so glad I saw it

Before I took a sip

Otherwise it might have tried

To bite me on my lip!

I can’t believe my eyes

It is a great big fin…

Oh dear… I need to tell Mum

That she left the tea bag in!

Gibberish

Mary Elizabeth Coleridge

This is poem of nonsense, where birds blossom and flowers sing.

Many a flower have I seen blossom,

Many a bird for me will sing.

Never heard I so sweet a singer,

Never saw I so fair a thing.

She is a bird, a bird that blossoms,

She is a flower, a flower that sings;

And I a flower when I behold her,

And when I hear her, I have wings.

Cold Toast

Claudine Toutoungi

In this poem, the Speaker sends some toast in the post.

I made you some toast

It went in the post

I mailed it first class

with jam on one half

When it lands on your mat

it should be quite flat

if a little bit burnt

(though I scraped off the worst)

Cold toast it will be

but if you chew vigorously

and drink some hot tea

it will slip down wonderfully

The Storm

Sara Coleridge

This poem depicts a raging storm, before it clears into a brighter day.

See lightning is flashing,

The forest is crashing,

The rain will come dashing,

A flood will be rising anon;

The heavens are scowling,

The thunder is growling,

The loud winds are howling,

The storm has come suddenly on!

But now the sky clears,

The bright sun appears,

Now nobody fears,

But soon every cloud will be gone.

Let Thine Eyes Whisper

Ameen Rihani

This Speaker provides comfort to someone struggling with grief and regret.

Grieve not, for I am near thee;

Sigh not, for I can hear thee;

Wash from thy heart all memory of past wrong;

Doubt not that doubts besmear thee;

Speak not, for I do fear thee;

Let thine eyes whisper love’s conciling song.

Bird, Bell, and I

Misuzu Kaneko, translated by Sally Ito and Michiko Tsuboi

This poem celebrates difference and individuality.

Even if I spread my arms wide,

I can’t fly through the sky,

but still the little bird who flies

can’t run on the ground as fast as I.

Even if I shake my body about

no pretty sound comes out,

but still, the tinkling bell

doesn’t know as many songs as I.

Bird, bell, and I,

We’re all different, and that’s just fine.

Group Introductory: Stage 2

Hopaloo Kangaroo

by John Agard

The Last Shot

by Kwame Alexander

Wallaby Trouble

by Monika Johnson

Hopaloo Kangaroo

John Agard

This poem playfully describes the movement of a kangaroo.

If you can jigaloo

jigaloo

I can do the jigaloo too,

for I’m the jiggiest

jigaloo kangaroo

jigaloo all night through

jigaloo all night through

If you can boogaloo

boogaloo

I can do the boogaloo too

for I’m the boogiest

boogaloo kangaroo.

boogaloo all night through

boogaloo all night through

But bet you can’t hopaloo

hopaloo

like I can do

for I’m the hoppiest

hopaloo kangaroo

hopaloo all night through

hopaloo all night through

Gonna show you steps

you never knew,

And guess what, guys?

My baby in my pouch

Will be dancing too.

The Last Shot

Kwame Alexander

In a competitive basketball game, the team take their last shot of the match.

They DOUBLE-team me

I’m in DOUBLE trouble

Trying not to DOUBLE dribble

Gotta get out the DOUBLE trap

So I juke one

But number two follows

So I QUICKLY

DOUBLE cross (and it works)

And he f

a

l

l

s WHOOPS!

Hits the Splits,

I wanna shoot baaaaaaaaaaaad

But I. Don’t. Know.

If. I. Can. Make. It.

If I can shake this

F E A R

Plus it’s only

Seven seconds

On the clock

And if I miss it’s

C L E A R

This. Game. Is. Over.

But if I s.c.o.r.e.

We win

And I’m the HERO!

(Don’t screw it up, Charlie)

Roxie’s at the free-throw line

(I once saw her make like fifteen in a row)

I shoot her

The ball

And it goes over

Her head almost, but

She snatches it

Out the air

Plants her feet

On the line

TOP of the key

No one on her

She’s FREE

Ready to SHINE

Like she’s a STAR

Like she was made

For this shot

FOR THE LAST SHOT

And she was

And she is

And she shoots

And she

misses.

Wallaby Trouble

Monika Johnson

This poem follows the Speaker’s relationship with their new pet: a naughty wallaby.

I had a brand-new wallaby

I got him from the zoo.

He just looked kind of lonely

with nothing much to do.

So, whilst my teacher and my mates

saw the big baboon,

I popped Wally in my lunchbox

between my yogurt and my spoon.

Wally liked adventures

he didn’t miss the zoo.

I made him all domestic

like all good owners do.

On Monday we played football

we were winning 7-2

but then Wally jumped the goalposts

and gave the referee the boot!

Ouch.

Last Friday we went skating –

we whizzed past George and Lou!

Then Wally bounced and broke the ice

and soaked us all wet through!

I think having a pet wallaby

is harder than it looks.

They don’t like eating pancakes

and they chew up my school books.

I know that I’ll miss Wally

when he goes back to the zoo.

But wallabies aren’t made for pets

So, I’ve got a kangaroo!

Solo Introductory: Stage 3

Dis Breeze

by Valerie Bloom

The Slime Takeover

by Joseph Coelho

Ariel’s Song

by William Shakespeare

I am angry

by Michael Rosen

FromThe First Tooth

by Mary and Charles Lamb

Bertie Beaky

by Claudine Toutoungi

Dis Breeze

Valerie Bloom

This poem explores the mischievousness of a breeze.

Dis breeze is an air conditioner,

Dis breeze better than any fan,

Dis breeze blow soft an’ warm

Dry me face an’ foot an’ han.

Dis breeze don’t have no manners,

Dis breeze is much too bold,

Look how dis breeze lift up me skirt

And show me knickers to the world!

The Slime Takeover

Joseph Coelho

This poem explores the colour, texture and movement of slime.

Slipping, shimmering, stinking slime,

sloppy cerise or shades of scarlet sublime.

It sticks and sucks and spits and spools,

snaking slime slumping several school walls.

The slime swells, and stretches, and starts to sprout,

sliming several school halls as students scream and shout.

‘Scary Slime Subsumes Schools’,

say a slew of scandal sheets.

Their swan song headline

as the slime swallows scores of the city’s streets.

Ariel’s Song

William Shakespeare

This poem portrays the image of a man lying on the ocean floor.

Full fathom five thy father lies,

Of his bones are coral made;

Those are pearls that were his eyes,

Nothing of him that doth fade

But doth suffer a sea-change

Into something rich and strange.

Sea Nymphs hourly ring his knell.

Ding dong.

Hark, now I hear them.

Ding dong bell.

I am angry

Michael Rosen

This poem is an expression of the feeling of anger.

I am angry. really angry. angry, angry,

angry, angry. I’m so angry

I’ll jump up and down. I’ll roll on the ground

Make a din. Make you spin

Pull out my hair. Throw you in the air

Pull down posts. Hunt down ghosts

Scare spiders. Scare tigers

Pull up trees. Bully bees

Rattle the radiators. Frighten alligators

Cut down flowers. Bring down towers

Bang all the bones. Wake up stones

Shake the tiles. Stop all smiles

Silence birds. Boil words

Mash up names. Grind up games

Crush tunes. Squash moons

Make giants run. Terrify the sun

Turn the sky red. And then go to bed.

FromThe First Tooth

Mary and Charles Lamb

This poem explores an older sister’s envy towards her little brother.

Through the house what busy joy

Just because the infant boy

Has a tiny tooth to show!

I have got a double row,

All as white and all as small;

Yet no one cares for mine at all.

He can say but half a word,

Yet that single sound’s preferr’d

To all the words that I can say

In the longest summer day.

He cannot walk; yet if he put

With mimic motion out his foot,

As if he thought he were advancing,

It’s prized more than my best dancing.

Bertie Beaky

Claudine Toutoungi

This poem depicts life with a pterodactyl in the kitchen.

The pterodactyl in my kitchen

– Mr Beaky, if you please –

likes to skim around the ceiling,

likes to share a plate of cheese.

Mr Beaky is quite something

(though he very rarely sings).

He can play the concertina

with his creased-up, crooked wings.

And he’ll dive-bomb the recycling

to sort the plastic from the glass.

Mr Beaky is a marvel

of the very topmost class.

Group Introductory: Stage 3

The Both of Us

by Joshua Seigal

The Flibbit

by Kate Wakeling

The Months

by Sara Coleridge

The Both of Us

Joshua Seigal

This poem uses contrast to explore companionship and loneliness.

I used to be a butterfly

but now I’m just a slug.

I used to be a toothy grin

but now I’m just a shrug.

I used to be a rainforest

but now I’m just a tree.

It used to be the both of us

but now it’s only me.

I used to be an estuary

but now I’m just a brook.

I used to be a library

but now I’m just a book.

I used to be a sanctuary

but now I’m just a zoo.

It used to be the both of us

but now there isn’t you.

I used to be a dinosaur

but now I’m just a mouse.

I used to be a cityscape

but now I’m just a house.

I used to be a bakery

but now I’m just a bun.

It used to be the both of us

but now there’s only one.

I used to be a symphony

but now I’m just a note.

I used to be democracy

but now I’m just a vote.

I used to be Mount Everest

but now I’m just a stone.

It used to be the both of us

but now I’m all alone.

The Flibbit

Kate Wakeling

This poem portrays the antics of a mischievous and mysterious flibbit.

Here’s the thing about the flibbit,

as it’s time someone explained:

she’s quick as light and light as air,

with mischief on the brain.

When you’re sitting somewhere solemn

and it’s crucial you don’t sneeze,

she’s what tickles at your nostrils

(with her small and knobbly knees).

Or if you’ve put your shoes on

and are ready to step out

but find an itch between your toes,

well, reader, have no doubt:

it’s the flibbit, yes the flibbit,

minor mayhem is her mission,

she’s the overlord of awkward,

irritation’s top magician.

That tingle on your scalp you get

when someone mentions nits?

Mull no more, for in your hair

a certain someone sits.

It’s the flibbit, yes the flibbit,

who is fiddling with your follicles,

this flibbit loves the whipping up

of just such little obstacles.

She’s Ninja of the Niggle,

the nano nag you can’t ignore,

but take note: her naughty knack

is only nuisance, nothing more.

So if you find yourself in trouble

for a fretful sort of fidget,

remember just to answer:

NOT MY FAULT, IT WAS THE FLIBBIT.

The Months

Sara Coleridge

This poem presents a catalogue of the months of the year, each with unique qualities.

January brings the snow,

Makes our feet and fingers glow.

February brings the rain,

Thaws the frozen lake again.

March brings breezes loud and shrill,

Stirs the dancing daffodil.

April brings the primrose sweet,

Scatters daises at our feet.

May brings flocks of pretty lambs,

Skipping by their fleecy damns.

June brings tulips, lilies, roses,

Fills the children’s hand with posies.

Hot July brings cooling showers,

Apricots and gilliflowers.