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Soccer Dark Arts provides detailed knowledge about crafty, deceitful and outrageous gamesmanship that is unnecessary but sometimes helps teams win matches. From the perspective of an experienced referee, this book outlines 80 soccer tricks, traps and tips used by less sporting players. These 'dark arts' help give ultracompetitive managers and street-smart players an unfair competitive edge that prevents their opponents from performing at their optimal level. Masters of the dark arts know how to bend the rules, to deceive, to con and ultimately to negatively affect their opponents. This book highlights the ugly, unpleasant and unsporting aspects of the Beautiful Game so that you won't be deceived by them. Whether you are a player, coach, match official, fan, commentator, journalist or club director, this book is your defence against the dark arts!
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The contents of this book were carefully researched. However, all information is supplied without liability. Neither the author nor the publisher will be liable for possible disadvantages, damages, or injuries resulting from this book.
WILLIAM LAI
Every Crafty Trick in the Book From Time-Wasting Tactics to Devilish Deceptions
Illustrated by Jojo Chin
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Soccer Dark Arts
Maidenhead: Meyer & Meyer Sport (UK) Ltd., 2020
9781782558446
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Foreword
Acknowledgments
Introduction
1TIME-WASTING TACTICS
Player Time-Wasting
TW1False Fetch
TW2Invisible Minor Injury
TW3Crazy Crybabies
TW4Snazzy Showboat
TW5Faker Taker Throw-In
TW6Throw-In Not In
TW7Throw-In Fingerpointer
TW8Corner Flag Magnet
TW9Stop-and-Think Kick
TW10Stretcher Fetcher
Goalkeeper Time-Wasting
TW11Mysteriously Loose Laces
TW12Goalie Stop and Drink
TW13Goal Kick Placement Puzzle
TW14Goal Kick Eagle Eyes
TW15Goal Kick Extra Ball
TW16Goal Kick Go Slow
TW17Goalie Pickup Delay
TW18Cheap Trick Throw
TW19Goalie Timeout
Other Time-Wasting Tactics
TW20Sneaky Subs
TW21Super-Slow Sub
TW22Crafty Coaches
TW23Ball Boy Bop
TW24Freaky Fans
TW25Pelting Players
2DEVILISH DECEPTIONS
Abusive Dark Arts
DD1Pushing Buttons: Verbal
DD2Pushing Buttons: Hands
DD3Pushing Buttons: Other Body Parts
DD4Pushing Buttons: Spitting and Biting
DD5Calculated Intimidation
Reckless Dark Arts
DD6Secret Stamper
DD7Boot Over the Top (BOTT)
DD8Leave a Bit On (LABO)
DD9Naughty Nudge
DD10Flatten the Opponent
DD11Clumsy Tactical Foul
DD12Counterattack Disruptor
DD13Tunnel Taunter
DD14Forced Fake Foul
DD15Nutty Butty
DD16Phantom Foul
DD17Sham Simulation
DD18Rhythm Breaker
DD19Handy Handball
DD20My Mate’s Down
DD21Grass Cutter
DD22Thirsty Trickster
DD23Unjust Return
DD24Unjust Goal by Return
DD25Bogus Backspin Toss
Disrespectful Dark Arts
DD26Rile the Referee
DD27Up the Assistant Referee
DD28Flatter the Ref
DD29Disrespect the Match Officials
DD30Psyche Out the Ref
3CLEVER CAUTIONS
A.Deliberately Delaying Own Restart
B.Deliberately Forcing Own Retake
C.Handball Hanky Panky
D.Delaying Opposition’s Restart
E.Offence Entering or Leaving Pitch
F.Dissent Against Match Officials
G.For Goal-Scorers Only
H.Pitch Issues
Conclusion
References
I was asked to write a foreword to this book because I am known to be opinionated on the subject of ethics in sport, and football in particular.
By way of background, I grew up in a different time and place, which of course has shaped my personal values and philosophy. As a young kid in England, my main sport was cricket, a sport that, as etymologists will know, generated the phrase, ‘it’s just not cricket’ to describe any behaviour or attitude that falls below the expected norms of decency. My parents instilled in me a sense that there are only two ways to do something – the right way and the wrong way.
Everything was black or white. That is why I was, and remain, disgusted by Diego Maradona’s so-called ‘hand of God’ (which should have been ‘hand of the devil’ in my opinion). I still find it abhorrent when somebody cheats at sport under any circumstances. So that is my unambiguous starting point.
However, I recognize that my views will appear quaint, quirky, and old-fashioned to many. I also know that events and actions in football are not always black and white. Indeed many of the ‘laws’ are open to interpretation.
There is often a thin line separating staying within the laws (bending them) and breaking them. With so much at stake now in terms of money, jobs, reputation, and prestige, it is not surprising that people will seek any form of competitive advantage.
This book and its clever use of examples illustrate how to do this. I have to say that some examples are more legitimate than others, but whether they are technically cheating or not, the point is that they are undoubtedly part of the game. Thus, whether you are trying to implement them or stop them, it is valid to learn about them.
One of my biggest bugbears is ‘time-wasting’. It is time to unburden my soul. To my undying shame, I was once guilty of this myself when in the semi-final of the Cheshire veterans Cup, and while winning 1-0 in added time, I ‘hoofed’ the ball as far as I could out of play to delay the other team taking the throw-in. We won that match and went on to win the final, and whilst to some my negative contribution was ultimately justified, I still regret it because ‘it’s just not cricket’.
I hate it when a substituted player meanders off the pitch at a pace slower than a walk to wind down the clock. This and all of the other time-wasting initiatives cited in the book could be solved at a stroke by using the ‘stopwatch’ system. It works perfectly well in other sports such as basketball and rugby as well as in football’s sister sport, futsal. I implore IFAB to introduce it.
It is salutary to learn that experiments have shown that the ball is in play only around 60 minutes during a 90-minute match. We’re all being short-changed more so when the dark arts are being performed.
So whilst I can’t say I agree with the dark arts of football, I agree that, like it or not, they are part of our game. In this context I refuse to call it our ‘beautiful’ game, but if you are involved in football in any capacity, it is as well to know about the dark arts, to recognize them, and to understand them.
For these reasons I commend this book to you.
Mark Sutcliffe, CEOHong Kong Football Association
I am grateful to my students, my referee friends, my academic colleagues, new and lifelong friends, and everyone involved in the game from professionals to amateurs, and at the international and domestic levels.
Finally, I am forever grateful to my family for their support, guidance, and counsel.
Dark arts are negative actions, either physical or psychological, that intentionally disadvantage opponents.
Everyone who watches football knows that players have always been told to play in a sporting manner. “Play hard but play fair; Be a good sport.” We are taught to respect and shake hands with our opponents.
Yet when we see teams perform the FIFA Handshake, which officially promotes peace and fair play, and then over the following 90 minutes observe the huge torrent of cunning chicanery, rascally ruses, verbal sparring, and wily one-upmanship carried out by players and coaches on their opponents and toward match officials, it makes you wonder what is really going on out there on the pitch, on the sidelines, and in the dressing rooms.
During the match, there is much disdain for opponents, including provocation, intimidation, deliberate interruption, foul language, and other unmannerly actions and behaviours that have traditionally been censored, downplayed, and swiftly dismissed by the media and authorities. For their own reasons, the mainstream stakeholders prefer to focus primarily on the positive and sporting aspects of the Beautiful Game.
Officially, the dark arts are not taught, and there are no books from the football authorities that discuss or raise awareness of the dark arts. In contrast, there are plenty of manuals and online videos on soccer drills and fancy skills that promote the “beauty” in the Beautiful Game. And there are of course official rulebooks and regulations that tell everyone how they must play (i.e. with fairness and integrity). But in reality, players hardly ever read the rulebooks, which are revised and released annually by the International Football Association Board (IFAB).
Yet everyone knows players dive, deceive, and double-cross in their attempt to outwit the referees and circumvent the rules. How are the negative and dirty aspects of the game taught? Players must learn the dark arts somehow and from somewhere. But there are no official manuals to teach players how to con their way to winning. And no manager, coach, or football club would ever openly admit to teaching immoral actions and using the dark arts.
Players learn about football’s dark arts in exactly the same way they learn about the rules of the game. Intuition. Players spend time observing (and being duped by) successful and experienced master practitioners of the dark arts, and then they imitate the experts and hone their negative skills.
This book is the first detailed collection of its kind, revealing unofficial tricks and gamesmanship that professional players have intuitively learned since they first took to the training pitch as bright-eyed, innocent, junior players.
If you want to bend the rules and gain a winning edge over your opponents, this book’s comprehensive collection of dark arts will help you. Also, if you want to understand the tricks and avoid being duped, then this book will be invaluable for you and your teammates.
This book deals with two main categories of dark arts: time-wasting and deception tactics. There is a third category dealing with how to collect cautions without causing harm to opponents or obtaining self-inflicted injuries.
Time-wasting is basically the use of unsporting methods to delay or slow down the game. Its aim is to give opponents fewer opportunities to play and hence score. There are 25 top tricks for time-wasting.
Deception tactics are unsporting actions used to scam opponents and hoodwink match officials without getting caught and penalised. This section has 30 mischievous methods for deceiving opponents and match officials.
The third section will help players choose the best option to deliberately obtain yellow cards should they “need” to. Without any knowledge or clear instructions about how to pick up a yellow card, players can fail spectacularly. They usually end up badly hacking down an opponent—sometimes inadvertently injuring themselves in the process—and being sent off instead of getting the intended caution. This section has 25 mellow ways to get yellow cards without requiring players to recklessly tackle an opponent.
Never before have so many dark arts in football been collected and published. Altogether there are 80 ruses here for your perusal. The dark arts can give you and your team the slightest of winning edges, which in the modern game is all that separates winners from losers.
A little note to readers in the US: The term “football” refers to the sport “Association Football”, which was established and first standardized by a group of privately schooled young gentlemen in 1863 and affectionately abbreviated by their peers as “assoccer” (in the same fashion English schoolboys used “rugger” for “Rugby Football”). This is why association football eventually became known as “soccer”.
The first unwritten rule in football that every player learns is never ever retrieve the ball for your opponents.
It is learned intuitively when players, as young as 7 or 8 years old, first realize they can be made a “chump” or “patsy” (i.e. taken advantage of) if they help fetch the ball for their opponent. This first unwritten rule in football opens the path to the dark side.
By not retrieving the ball for opponents, players learn that this natural delay gives them time to catch their breath and get back into position in time for the restart. When it is the opponents’ responsibility to restart the game, it is not unfair to leave the ball for them to retrieve themselves.
In itself, not retrieving the ball for opponents is not a dark art. It can be considered innocuous and “fair game” since this passive action is a harmless gesture, which does not actively disadvantage opponents.
However, from this basic concept comes time-wasting where players who concede a restart (like a free kick, goal kick, corner kick or a throw in) will intentionally feign to retrieve or pretend to stop a moving ball for an opponent, and then at the last moment will quickly “change their mind about helping” (see TW1 False Fetch). This is the beginning of the dark arts, where there is active intent to deceive the opponent.
From time-wasting, other dirty tricks developed that deliberately exploit weaknesses or ignorance in opponents. These tricks include provoking, intimidating and gaining an unfair advantage over opponents.
To recognise the dark arts, it is necessary to observe many of these unsavoury incidents in action. Watch online video compilations by searching for “crazy football fights”, “El Clasico fights, fouls, red cards”, and “dirty Chelsea Tottenham 2016 fights fouls”. Such videos demonstrate the time-wasting and devious deceptions that abound in the game and are described in this book.
José Mourinho
Love him or loathe him, José Mourinho, one the most charismatic and controversial managers in football, is a master of the dark arts.