Technology Jokes E-Book

Jeo King

• Herausgeber: MARINE PUBLISHING
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 19

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

Beschreibung

Technology Jokes
One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
Have fun and laugh!

Das E-Book Technology Jokes wird angeboten von MARINE PUBLISHING und wurde mit folgenden Begriffen kategorisiert:
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Jeo King

Technology Jokes

ISBN: 978-1-365-04369-7

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Table of contents

​Jokes Series

TECHNOLOGY JOKES

​Jokes Series

Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

Published by Leo King

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TECHNOLOGY JOKES

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Andrew

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

lauren

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

TheLaughFactory

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

andres2152

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

A: Microchips!

Samanthas Awesome Jokes

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Anonymous

The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.