Word Play Jokes E-Book

Jeo King

• Herausgeber: MARINE PUBLISHING
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 21

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

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Word Play Jokes
One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
Have fun and laugh!

Das E-Book Word Play Jokes wird angeboten von MARINE PUBLISHING und wurde mit folgenden Begriffen kategorisiert:
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Jeo King

Word Play Jokes

ISBN: 978-1-365-04368-0

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Word Play Jokes

Edition License Notes

Jokes Series

Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

Published by Leo King

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Word Play Jokes

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

Anonymous

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

Anonymous

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

Mark My Words