20 Common Questions About Farts E-Book

Donald Rump

• Herausgeber: Donald Rump
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2016

Beschreibung

Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today!

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First Edition (v1.1)

Published on December 7, 2013

Last updated on May 1, 2016

ISBN-13: 9781624544989

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Opening Quote

Introduction

Twenty Common Questions

#1: Where Do Farts Come From?

#2: Are Farts People?

#3: Do Farts Die?

#4: Do All Farts Go To Heaven?

#5: Wait A Minute...Are You Saying That Farts Have Souls?

#6: The Police Won’t File A Missing Persons Report. How Do I Find My Fart?

#7: What Should I Do If A Zombie Farts On Me?

#8: Does Inhaling Farts Cause Brain Damage?

#9: What If Someone Steals My Farts?

#10: I Was Just Kidding. How Can Someone Possibly Steal Your Farts?

#11: I’ve Fallen In Love With A Fart. Should I Tell My Mother?

#12: Can I Legally Marry A Fart?

#13: Can Farts Be Used To Power My Car?

#14: Is It A Felony To Set A Fart On Fire?

#15: Who Is Better At Making Farts, Men or Women? Young or Old?

#16: My Angry Wife Doesn’t Want To Treat My Fart As A Member Of The Family. What Should I Do?

#17: My Fart Was Driving Drunk And Killed A Guy. Should I Testify Against Him?

#18: My Fart Is Getting Ready To Graduate. What Are The Best Schools To Send Him To?

#19: I’ve Run Out Of Farts. Should I Dial 911?

#20: Should I Join Fartaholics Anonymous?

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