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ContentsPolybius The Coca-Cola ConspiracyJack the RipperShapeshifting LizardsHitler Survived the WarThe Montauk ProjectPrincess Diana & Other Conspiracy Laden DeathsThe Illuminati & Secret SocietiesExtraterrestrialsMoon Conspiracy TheoriesCatcher in the Rye Conspiracy TheoriesNazi Germany Conspiracy TheoriesPOLYBIUSThe
legend of Polybius goes something like this. In 1981 a mysterious new
game appeared at the arcade in Beaverton, Oregon. The arcade machine
was called Polybius and was a strange puzzle game featuring geometric
shapes. Polybius was a fiendishly addictive game that arcade kids
couldn't get enough of. They found themselves compelled to return to
play the game again and again. There was something about the game which
seemed to almost take over anyone who played it. This had dire
consequences for the kids in question. They began to suffer from
seizures and nightmares. Some of them disappeared or went mad. Once a
week mysterious 'men in black' would come into the arcade and tinker
with the Polybius machine as if they were collecting data. Polybius
allegedly didn't even require coins to play and continued running even
when it was unplugged. And then one day there was an empty space in the
arcade where the Polybius machine had been. It was gone. Did this game
actually exist? Was any of this real? Was it some sort of secret
MK-Ultra type experiment? The MK-Ultra project only became
public in 1975 after a congressional investigation into CIA activities.
This top secret operation was uncovered because someone forgot to shred
all of the files. MK-Ultra was a surprisingly far flung project
considering its secrecy. There is evidence that the CIA conducted
MK-Ultra operations in Canada and even Europe. MK-Ultra experimented
with LSD and basically sought to see if there was any validity to
psychics, remote viewing, and mind powers. Despite the claims of people
like Uri Geller it seems that there wasn't any evidence that any of
these things were real. The psychics you see on television claiming to
talk to dead people are patently frauds just out to make moneyThe
roots of the Polybius legend seem to be a blurring of both fact and
fiction. In many ways the legend draws on the real life 'Satanic panic'
created by the board game Dungeons & Dragons and heavy metal music
in the 1980s. Dungeons & Dragons is a roll the dice fantasy board
game first released in 1974. In 1982, a young man named Irving Pulling
shot himself and his family blamed his obsession with Dungeons &
Dragons. An organisation called B.A.D.D. (Bothered About Dungeons &
Dragons) and conservative Christian groups tried to get the game banned
because they believed it celebrated demonology and witchcraft. The game
was banned from a few school libraries in America but most people
seemed to feel the campaign against Dungeons & Dragons was silly.
The video game Doom and the Harry Potter films would later experience
similar moral panics from conservative groups.In 1979,
16-year-old child prodigy James Dallas Egbert III vanished from his
room at Michigan State University. He was later found in tunnels
underneath the university. Egbert, who had mental health problems,
later shot himself. His disappearance and later death was all blamed on
Dungeons & Dragons. The moral panic over Dungeons & Dragons got
so bizarre in the end there were even stories about participants in the
game seeking to heighten the experience by having Dungeons &
Dragons sessions in caves and underground catacombs and then vanishing
- never to be seen again. These strange (and patently
ludicrous) urban legends, along with the real life James Dallas Egbert
III incident, inspired a book called Mazes & Monsters which was
turned into a 1982 television movies starring a young Tom Hanks. What
made the Dungeons & Dragons panic especially silly was that many in
the outraged moral minority didn't have the faintest clue what Dungeons
& Dragons even was in the first place. The fact that anyone
believed your average Dungeons & Dragons player was a Devil
worshipping occultist who spent their spare time in caves and catacombs
was laughable. Another real life factor which plays a part in
the Polybius legend is that in the early 1980s men from the FBI really
did visit and monitor some video game arcades. The reason for this is
that some arcades were suspected of flouting gambling laws and arcades
were also sometimes used for drug dealing. Stories of kids falling ill
or having seizures from playing video games were also real. A kid named
Michael Lopez passed out after playing Tempest for hours on end trying
to beat a record. A similar thing happened to a boy named Brian Mauro
when he played Asteroids for 28 hours. Now, playing a video game for 28
hours is obviously not recommended. You are bound to be a trifle
doolally after that experience. One can see though how these extreme
incidents of marathon gaming led to somewhat misleading headlines of
how video games were literally driving kids insane.The company
behind Polybius was supposedly called Sinneslöschen (which roughly
translates as 'sensory deprivation'). The biggest clue about the legend
of this game was its title. Polybius was a Greek historian who warned
of printing things as fact which couldn't be verified. Sure enough, the
evidence for Polybius being a real game didn't exist. The origins of
this legend are believed to have originated on Coinop.org in 2000.
Stories that the legend began in the 1990s are impossible to verify as
there is no evidence but it seems possible that Polybius existed as an
urban gamer legend before 2000. Some game historians think that people
who mistakenly think they played Polybius in the 1980s were actually
playing a game called Cube Quest.There seem to be a number of
fictional influences for the Polybius urban legend/conspiracy. One such
is Nightmares. Nightmares is a largely forgotten four story horror
anthology film released in 1983 and directed by Joseph Sargent. Sargent
directed The Taking of Pelham One, Two Three and was a solid television
director but he is most famous for Jaws: The Revenge and probably has
the Razzies to prove it.Three of the segments in Nightmares
were produced for an anthology television series called Darkroom but
Universal decided to film a fourth segment and shunt them all into this
theatrical feature instead. It was probably an attempt to latch onto
the success of George Romero's Creepshow the previous year but
Nightmares didn't do terribly well and is only really remembered today
for the third story (The Bishop of Battle) where a teenager obsessively
attempts to reach the mythical thirteenth level of a weird computer
arcade game.The Bishop of Battle is a gloriously 1980s piece of
nonsense. JJ Cooney (Emilio Estevez) is a video game obsessed teen with
bleached hair and a Walkman the size of a brick. We meet JJ in the
arcade where the graphics are predictably laughable these days and
there are hustlers with headbands and bumfluff mustaches. JJ is very
nifty at arcade games but - a cautionary tale if ever there was - his
relationship to the real world and humanity is suffering as a
consequence. He's flunking his grades, he barks at his mum and dad.JJ's
life has become a quest that revolves around a game called The Bishop
of Battle. He's heard that a boy somewhere once got to the thirteenth
level, a feat generally considered to be impossible. When the kids at
the arcade (including no lesser figure than Moon Unit Zappa) tire of
watching him trying to beat the game and the manager pulls the plug on
the machines, he is predictably crestfallen. "Go home losers!" he
snaps. JJ is not willing to admit defeat just yet though and
sneaks out of his bedroom in the dead of night to break into the empty
arcade. He's determined to get to that pesky thirteenth level but what
will happen if he does? There are some enjoyably dated Tron-esque
special effects in this segment that I think probably blew most of the
budget for Nightmares. It's fun to be in those eighties video game
arcades with dated punk music blasting away when JJ goes into battle.
The twist (of sorts) is relatively satisfying too.Another
influence on the Polybius legend is The Last Starfighter. Some contend
that the Polybius legend was actually an influence on this movie but
that would mean that the Polybius urban legend was around circa 1983.
That's not impossible but there isn't any evidence for that. The Last
Starfighter is a cultish 1984 science fiction adventure film directed
by Nick Castle. The story revolves around young Alex Rogan (Lance
Guest), a teenager living in the remote Starlite Starbrite trailer
park, a close-knit community where everybody knows each other. Alex,
in the tradition of all adventure heroes from Luke Skywalker to Harry
Potter, feels restless in the park and constricted by his mundane life
of chores and obligations. He yearns to escape away to college with
girlfriend and fellow Starbrite resident Maggie (Catherine Mary
Stewart) but is shattered when his college loan application is refused.
Alex consoles himself as usual by playing 'Starfighter' - a game in
which he is an expert - on the park's outdoor arcade machine. But
after Alex sets a new record for the Starfighter game he is paid an
unexpected visit by eccentric old huckster Centauri (Robert Preston),
the game's inventor. Centauri is in fact an alien from the planet Rylos
and the Starfighter game is based on a real life crisis far away in a
distant galaxy. His record score on Starfighter means that the
bewildered Alex (with shades of Galaxy Quest) is promptly whisked off
to Rylos by Centauri to join the real Star League pilots in the battle
against the evil Xur and the Kodan Aramada. Some alleged that Polybius
was used by the CIA as a recruiting tool. If you got a high score you
were recruited. This obviously has parallels with The Last Starfighter.
Another influence on the legend of Polybius is the 1984 novel
Arcade by Robert Maxxe. In this novel a woman named Carrie Foster
becomes concerned when her son Nick becomes addicted to a game called
Spacescape at the local arcade. When she tries to investigate the
arcade and game in question she becomes embroiled in a most puzzling
mystery. Arcade has a lot of parallels with the Polybius legend in that
a game has deep psychological effect on those who play it. Gameplay in
Polybius supposedly produced intense psychoactive and addictive effects
in the player.It seems that the Polybius urban legend was
created by Kurt Koller (who took over coinup.org in 198) in an attempt
to drum up traffic for his website. Koller has denied this though.
Polybius was clearly inspired by real life elements and though not real
doesn't seem as outlandish as some other conspiracy theories you could
mention. As for genuine links between government agencies and video
games, well, we know that the United States Marines used a modified
version of Doom II in the 1990s for soldiers to train on for combat.
Polybius was not real but this myth has woven its way into gaming lore
and become an enjoyable - if fictitious - legend in its own right. THE COCA-COLA CONSPIRACY In
1985 the popular beverage Coca-Cola was rebranded as New Coke and had
its taste altered. The general theory behind the change seems to be
that Coke was losing the sales battle with Pepsi at the time so decided
to make Coca-Cola sweeter and smoother to compete with Pepsi. Well, as
you probably know, there were a lot of protests at the change and after
about six months later they got rid of New Coke and brought back the
original Coca-Cola. The old formula was brought back and the company
lost tens of millions of dollars in unsold bottles of New Coke.It
was all a legendary marketing disaster... or was it? The conspiracy
goes that the company did it as a ruse to serve two ends. (1) they
knew, with the introduction of New Coke there would be a rush to buy
the last reaming units of "Old Coke" and (2) they always intended to
bring the old Coke back anyway - but now with cheaper ingredients.
Because the original Coke had been "offline" for a while, people were
less inclined to notice a change in taste from the fact that cheaper
corn syrup had replaced sugar. The third brick in the conspiracy theory
is of course that the company would anticipate a spike in sales from
the return of the classic coke. Was it really a marketing
ruse? The company themselves denied this and maintain that it was a
genuine attempt to introduce a new and improved Coca-Cola - just one
that the American public overwhelmingly rejected. The odd thing is that
blind taste tests suggested people actually preferred the taste of New
Coke. However, people simply didn't like the original cherished Coke
being replaced by something new. When you have an established and
iconic product like Coca-Cola and you suddenly decide you are going to
rebrand and replace it, well, you'd have to be stupid not to expect
some people to complain about this. The big mistake the
company seemed to make was that they discontinued the original Coke
when they launched New Coke. They should have simply launched New Coke
as a new variant (as opposed to declaring this is now the ONLY Coke).
When the original Coke was brought back it soon outsold New Coke. By
1986 the demand for the (now returned) original Coke was so great that
it displaced Pepsi to become the biggest selling soft drink in the
United States again. The whole point of New Coke had been to try and
keep up with Pepsi but now - in a circuitous and complex way - the
original Coke had dealt the knockout blow on the company's big rival. This
is basically then the nuts and bolts of the Coca-Cola conspiracy. Some
allege it was all a big ruse to create publicity (Which certainly
worked, when the company announced the original Coke was coming back,
American networks interrupted TV shows to report the news!) for
Coca-Cola. One of the main arguments put forward in this theory is that
the Coca-Cola company couldn't really have been stupid enough not to
deduce that getting rid of Coke and replacing it with something new
would draw protests. Therefore some allege the whole thing was a
brilliant marketing trick conjured up by clever executives. Added
to this was the (alleged) fact that during the rumpus they had been
able to secretly tinker with the ingredients with the original Coke to
make it cheaper to produce. Because the original Coke had been absent
from shelves for a while people were less likely to notice a change to
the taste (and so happy to see the 'original' come back that they
didn't care anyway - they just ASSUMED it was the same drink). It seems
slightly doubtful that all of this could be true (the marketing scam
that is - the change to cheaper ingredients seems more believable) but
who knows? Stranger things have probably happened. There was
another failed attempt to launch New Coke in 1990. This time is was
branded Coke II but no one was very interested. Sensibly, the original
Coke did not have to maker way this time! The company had learned their
lesson. There was also another (more vague) attempt to do a 'New Coke'
in 2004 with Coca-Cola C2. Coca-Cola C2 was marketed as a 'healthier'
version of Coke in that it had half the sugar and calories of the main
version. Coca-Cola C2 didn't do very well though and it was soon
dropped through lack of interest. The introduction of 'Diet Coke'
products like Coke Zero made Coca-Cola C2 seem like an obsolete
idea in the first place. New Coke was released again in 2019
in a marketing tie-in with Stranger Things 3 and the demand was so
great the Coca-Cola website crashed. It was rather ironic that New Coke
- regarded to be one of the great marketing disasters in history - was
now popular enough to crash a website! People were simply curious to
learn what it tasted like. The general consensus on New Coke is that is
that it simply tastes sweeter than the original Coca-Cola. Many people
seem to prefer the slight acid citrus bite of the original rather than
the more syrupy New Coke. Believe it or not, Cocoa-Cola, in the early
days, were offered a chance to purchase the struggling Pepsi company
but declined. In hindsight that was a very bad mistake. One of
the reasons why some allege New Coke was a marketing scam is that
profits allegedly rose by 15% in 1985 for the Coca-Cola company. It's
not as if the New Coke affair made them all destitute. There are other
conspiracy theories involving Coca-Cola. Some allege the beverage has
anti-nausea drugs in it to prevent consumers from vomiting through all
the sugar. Others allege the drink is loaded with sodium to
deliberately make you thirsty. JACK THE RIPPERIn
1888, Jack the Ripper murdered and dismembered five women in the
Whitechapel district of London in brutal fashion. However, he was never
caught and we still don't know who he really was. The Ripper targeted
prostitutes and left some hideously gruesome crime scenes. He hacked
out internal organs and disfigured the faces of his unfortunate
victims. During the Jack the Ripper murders, Queen Victoria received
thousands of letters from women demanding that the police do more to
catch the killer. Alas though, the killer was never found. The
canonical victims were Mary Ann Nichols, Annie Chapman, Elizabeth
Stride, Catherine Eddowes, and Mary Jane Kelly. It is often presumed
though that other murders around this time might possibly have been the
work of the Ripper too. One of the first books inspired by
Jack the Ripper was The Mystery of Jack the Ripper by Leonard Matters.
The book suggested that the Ripper was a doctor who became enraged
after his son was killed by a dose of syphilis he'd caught from a
prostitute. In 1923, William Tufnell LeQuex wrote a book in which he
suggested Jack the Ripper was a Russian doctor involved in a Czarist
plot to murder women in London and make the British police and
establishment seem weak and ineffective. There have been endless Jack
the Ripper books proposing all manner of theories (some outlandish and
long since debunked and others plausible and interesting) and all
manner of suspects.William Withey Gull, physician-in-ordinary
to Queen Victoria, is often lumped in with Ripper suspects. This is a
blurring of fiction with fact. Gull has been portrayed as being
responsible for the murders in a number of works of Ripper fiction but
in reality was an old man recovering from a heart attack at the time of
the murders. Stephen Knight’s book Jack the Ripper: The Final Solution
is responsible for the Jack the Ripper conspiracy that has Prince
Albert Edward Victor and Sir William Gull plus a Freemson conspiracy
all involved in the Whitechapel murders. A large number of conspiracy
theories seem to feature the British Royal Family. The obvious
explanation for this is that the royal family is rich, famous, ancient,
and has many connections in the top stratas of society. They are
therefore relatively easy to tie into numerous conspiracies both old
and new.Knight's book is entertaining but more fiction than
fact. Stephen Knight's royal and masonic conspiracy theory concerning
Jack the Ripper was the basis not only of Alan Moore's From Hell but
also the 1988 Jack the Ripper TV miniseries with Michael Caine. Some
have suggested that the killing of Mary Kelly by Jack the Ripper was
suggestive of masonic rituals in the way the heart was burned. Anyway,
William Withey Gull was definitely not the Ripper though nor involved
in a royal conspiracy. The notion of a royal conspiracy theory
in relation to the Ripper murders has been floated in various books and
inspired some entertaining works of fiction. In the 1960s Prince Albert
Victor was mentioned in connection with the Ripper murders with the
claim that he had a child with a girl in Whitechapel and this had to be
hushed up by the authorities. Because some prostitutes became aware of
the 'scandal' they had to be killed to ensure their silence. It was
designed to make it seem like the work of a deranged serial killer.
This theory has been widely debunked in fairly recent times and can
best be described as a diverting piece of conspiracy fiction. A
variation on the Prince Albert Victor/Ripper theory is that Albert went
insane after contracting a STD from a prostitute and became a serial
killer as a consequence. It is alleged that the royal family knew that
Albert had gone bonkers and become a killer but they turned a blind eye
and swept it all under the carpet. There is only one not insignificant
problem with this theory. It has been established that Prince Albert
Victor wasn't even in London when any of the canonical Ripper murders
took place. It was therefore, you would presume, completely impossible
for Prince Albert Victor to have been Jack the Ripper. He was actually
at Balmoral hobnobbing with German royals when two of the murders took
place. Prince Albert Victor died of some sort of fever (an
influenza epidemic is commonly blamed) at the age of 28 and because he
died young and not that much is known about his day to day life he
seems to have become a lightning rod for crazy Ripper conspiracy
theories. It is often alleged that he was gay or bisexual but there is
little evidence for this claim and in his time he courted numerous high
society women in Europe while he was looking for a suitable bride. Because
Prince Albert Victor died of a fever this gave rise to conspiracy
theories that he'd picked up an STD or gone completely insane. In those
days though it was entirely possible to die from a fever or illness at
a healthy young age. Prince Albert Victor is essentially a red herring
used as a plot device to spin Ripper conspiracy yarns and fiction
stories. Much of what has been written about him is fiction -
especially the part which attempts to connect him to the Ripper
murders. The physician Thomas Stowell said in 1970 that Prince
Albert Victor's participation in stag hunting would have given him the
butchery knowledge necessary to be the Ripper. Then we had Joseph
Gorman's (soon to be discredited) claim that Prince Albert Victor had a
relationship with shop assistant Annie Elizabeth Crook and that
prostitutes had to be killed to keep this a secret. Thus the
establishment created Jack the Ripper. Stephen Knight then took up the
baton and ran with the theory - throwing in a child and a masonic
conspiracy. All of this has since been debunked.Press clippings
and royal court diaries show that Prince Albert Victor was in Yorkshire
when Mary Ann 'Polly' Nichols was murdered. He was in York at an army
barracks when Annie Chapman was killed. When Mary Jane Kelly was
murdered, Prince Albert Victor was staying at Sandringham House in
Norfolk. And so on. He was never in London when any of the murders took
place. Letters emerged some years ago in the public domain
purporting to be between Prince Albert Victor and his doctor. The
letters are alleged to indicate that Victor was suffering from
gonorrhoea (the 'clap'). While this is not without interest (if true,
from whom did he acquire this STD?) it still doesn't offer much in the
way of proof that he was Jack the Ripper or a catalyst for a
conspiracy. The royals are human beings just like us with
faults and flaws and weaknesses but there is no evidence that they used
their influence to murder prostitutes in 1888 in order to quash a
scandal. This theory is a very entertaining one as far as theories go
but it is purely fictional and best approached as entertainment or
alternative history rather than fact. Elements of this royal Ripper
conspiracy theory sometimes allege that Walter Sickert was involved
too. Walter Sickert was a German-born British painter who was a member
of the Camden Town Group of Post-Impressionist artists in early
20th-century London. Walter Sickert has somehow become a recurring Jack
the Ripper suspect - which is slightly ironic as he was apparently fond
of sharing lurid Ripper tales at parties. The crime fiction
writer Patricia Cornwell famously wrote a book in which she argued that
Sickert was Jack the Ripper. If you wanted to be really cynical you
might say that Patricia Cornwell stuck to fiction with her tales of
Sickert being the Ripper but she has her supporters and you'll
inevitably find Sickert featured prominently in any list of Ripper
suspects you encounter online. Is there anything in the 'Walter Sickert
was Jack the Ripper' theories or is it all a load of hogwash? Well,
let's try and find out. The general consensus is that Patricia
Cornwell's insistence that Jack the Ripper was Walter Sickert doesn't
really hold water. She claims, for example, that Sickert was angered by
his impotence. However, we know that Sickert committed adultery on his
wife, had many mistresses, and once had a child out of wedlock. Most
sources seem to suggest that Sickert actually had rectal surgery (as
opposed to genital surgery) so Cornwell's entire thesis here seems to
be based on a mistake. Cornwell claimed that DNA evidence from
Sickert's paintings and the Ripper letters proved he was the Ripper but
many would question if any of the Ripper letters were genuine and use
of DNA evidence in a case this old is difficult to cite with absolute
certainty. Even if Sickert did write a hoax Ripper letter, as Cornwell
believes, that still doesn't make him Jack the Ripper. The hoaxer
Wearside Jack didn't turn out to be the actual Yorkshire Ripper. Sicket
was not a Ripper suspect when he was alive. In fact, it was only
retrospectively many decades later when his name began to be linked to
this infamous killer. Donald McCormick's 1959 book The Identity of Jack
the Ripper and the 1976 book Jack the Ripper: The Final Solution by
Stephen Knight both suggested that Sickert could be involved in the
Ripper murders. Sickert and the Ripper Crimes by Jean Overton Fuller is
another book which suggests Sickert was involved in the Ripper crimes
and could have been the killer.The problem with the three books
just mentioned is that they've largely been discredited since
publication and treat hoaxes and inaccuracies as fact in places.